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World of Warcraft - Outland PVP (EU) - Torporr (name) 2 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:50,507 GIRL [SINGING]: Forget me, you're on your way 3 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:55,012 We don't have to stay in touch 4 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:59,183 We may remember someday 5 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:05,355 Till then it doesn't matter that much 6 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:11,653 Someday I'll have to wonder 7 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:15,741 And dreams may cloud the truth 8 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:19,953 But if you promise me 9 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:24,166 I promise I'll never forget you 10 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:28,337 Forget the tears we cried 11 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:32,633 Forget the good times too 12 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:36,595 Forget the pain inside 13 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,639 RICH: You will never see her again. 14 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:40,140 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 15 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:45,729 Dude, after graduation, she'll be gone until like the tenth reunion... 16 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:47,523 ...if you both even live that long. 17 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:52,611 And she'll be so very pregnant by then, baking someone else's DNA. 18 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,989 And she'll have this, like, big, pregnant cow grin on her face. 19 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:57,825 She won't even remember who you are. 20 00:01:57,992 --> 00:02:00,077 Well, I sat behind her in almost every class. 21 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:02,329 Behind her. Shh. 22 00:02:03,414 --> 00:02:05,290 Behind her. She never saw you, dude. 23 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:10,796 You don't give this big speech at graduation, you don't exist. 24 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:15,342 No, Denis, if you... If you don't do this... If you don't do this... 25 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:17,010 [AS HUMPHREY BOGART] "You'll regret it. 26 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:19,054 Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon... 27 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:21,348 ...and for the rest of your life." 28 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:23,183 What are you talking about? 29 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:25,352 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Come on, it's Casablanca, 1942... 30 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:26,770 ...Michael Curtiz, director. 31 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:28,438 Bogart, dude! LIBRARIAN: Shh. 32 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:30,065 Seriously? 33 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:31,942 [WHISPERING] Bogart. 34 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,947 [GUITAR PLAYING] 35 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:47,374 Thank you, Angelica. 36 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:50,043 It's Angelica. Whatever. 37 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:51,879 Angelica. 38 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:57,134 Thank you for that rousing rendition of "Forget Me." 39 00:02:57,719 --> 00:03:02,472 Next, and finally, your valedictorian... 40 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:03,932 ...Denis Cooverman. 41 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:17,279 [CLEARS THROAT] 42 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:24,661 Today we look forward. 43 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:29,208 Look forward to getting out of here. 44 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,376 [CHUCKLING] 45 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:33,086 Heh, heh, heh. 46 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:39,968 But today, I would also like to look back... 47 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:45,390 ...look back on our four years here at Buffalo Glenn High School... 48 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:49,311 ...looking back not with anger... 49 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:53,232 ...but with no regrets. 50 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:59,279 No regrets for what we wanted to do... 51 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:01,365 ...but did not... 52 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:05,369 ...what we wanted to say... 53 00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:08,872 ...but could not. 54 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:16,296 And so I say here today... 55 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:19,508 ...the one thing I wish I had said... 56 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:25,889 ...the one thing I know I will regret if I never say: 57 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:30,394 I love you, Beth Cooper. 58 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,771 [STUDENTS MURMURING INDISTINCTLY] 59 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:43,907 [WHISPERING] He likes you. 60 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:47,411 I have loved you, Beth Cooper... 61 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:53,583 ...since I first sat behind you in Ms. Rosa's math class in the 7th grade. 62 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:54,918 Heh. 63 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:59,923 I loved you when I sat behind you in Senor Weidner's Spanish... 64 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:04,094 ...and Ms. Calumet-Hobey's Literature of the Oppressed. 65 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,179 I loved you from behind... 66 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:07,556 [PEOPLE GROAN] 67 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:14,271 ...in Biology, History, and, yes, Practical Science. 68 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:19,735 I loved you, but I never told you because we never spoke. 69 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:21,111 Unbelievable. 70 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:25,741 But now I say it, with no regrets. 71 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:31,788 I love you, Beth Cooper. 72 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:37,961 And so let us all say the things that we longed to say... 73 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:40,839 ...but our tongues would not. 74 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:43,759 Let us be unafraid to admit: 75 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:48,972 "I have an eating disorder, and I need help." 76 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:51,683 Let us confess: 77 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,519 "I'm a stuck-up bitch... 78 00:05:54,687 --> 00:06:00,233 ...because deep down, I believe I am worthless." 79 00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:02,402 Let us declare: 80 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:06,656 "I'm a big, dumb moron. 81 00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:12,329 I'm a big old asshole who beats up on other kids... 82 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:18,085 ...because I was unloved as a baby... 83 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:21,505 ...or was sexually abused or something. 84 00:06:21,672 --> 00:06:24,841 I am sorry for the cruel swirlies... 85 00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:26,426 ...the pink bellies... 86 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:28,678 ...the purple nurples." 87 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:35,852 And let us, no, let all of us vow: 88 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:41,358 "When I graduate, I'm not gonna keep hanging around my old high school... 89 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:43,693 ...like some kind of creepy loser... 90 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:46,196 ...who can't get an adult girlfriend." 91 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:49,616 You know who you are. You. 92 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,618 [PEOPLE MURMURING INDISTINCTLY] 93 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:58,417 And, yes, let us not regret... 94 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:03,338 ...that we never told our own best friend: 95 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:09,219 "I'm gay, dude. 96 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,555 I'm totally gay." 97 00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:12,806 [MOUTHING] I'm not gay. 98 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,808 DENIS: Yes. 99 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,977 Indeed. Let us all... 100 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,728 Thank you, Denis. 101 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:21,982 Food for thought. Thank you. 102 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:24,067 Thank you. 103 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,071 Wow. 104 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:36,413 [CHATTERING] 105 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:42,752 MAN: Perfect. 106 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,421 Whoa. Oh. 107 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:46,423 It's okay. Sorry. 108 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,634 Sorry. MAN: All right. 109 00:08:02,106 --> 00:08:04,524 Mr. Cooverman, hi. Hey! Hello. 110 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:06,818 I've never known you to do anything so reckless... 111 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:08,028 ...really at all reckless. 112 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:09,613 Well, thank you. 113 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:11,781 Uh, no. That is not what I would expect... 114 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:14,284 ...from somebody who is going to Stanford. 115 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:15,619 You know one call from me... 116 00:08:15,786 --> 00:08:18,246 ...and you could be going to Harper Community College. 117 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:20,832 That would be unimaginable. You can't... 118 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,710 Look, I don't know why I did th... Who was that? 119 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:26,505 That wasn't me. I was under an influence. 120 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,256 Are you drunk? What? 121 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:32,969 I just meant my thinking had been compromised. 122 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:37,474 Look, Rich told me if... Rich Munsch? 123 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:38,725 Yeah. 124 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:43,480 I wouldn't take heterosexual advice from Rich Munsch. 125 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:45,649 But he was right. 126 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:48,944 I mean, I had to do something. 127 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:54,574 I'm not there in her brain. She will have no memory of me. 128 00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:55,784 So? 129 00:08:55,952 --> 00:09:00,997 So? Come on, Dr. Gleason, haven't you ever been in love? 130 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,056 [BOTH MOANING] 131 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:29,401 MAN: Your nipples are so weird. 132 00:09:36,492 --> 00:09:40,829 Denis, there's another Beth Cooper out there. 133 00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:42,998 One just for you. 134 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,142 You embarrassed me. 135 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:04,644 Uh... 136 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:08,148 But it was so sweet, I'll have to let you live. 137 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:09,357 [SIGHS] 138 00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:14,029 Well, that's good. Because I like to live. 139 00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:17,198 Is it like 800 degrees in there, like boiling? 140 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:23,455 Actually, the boiling point of water is 212 degrees Fahrenheit... 141 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,750 ...100 degrees Celsius. 142 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:29,169 I am so hot. 143 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,421 I can imagine... 144 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,673 ...that you're hot. 145 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:37,093 Hey. So I'm not gay, dude. 146 00:10:37,261 --> 00:10:39,929 Rich, hi. 147 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:44,309 Hello, hi, hey. Hi. 148 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,395 I didn't realize there was a line here. 149 00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:49,439 No, no, that's okay. I gotta go. 150 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:52,692 Halt! I mean, wait. 151 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:55,278 There's a little soirée at my house tonight. 152 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:56,446 Course that's redundant... 153 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,281 ...I don't know what I'm talking about. 154 00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:02,786 No, a party. More of a party than a French thing. Music, drinks, prizes. 155 00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:04,204 Party. 156 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:07,457 Sounds fun. It is fun, will be, in the future. 157 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,335 And goddamn it, you're invited, officially. 158 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,003 Wow. 159 00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:13,296 Thanks. 160 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,131 6337 Hackberry Drive... 161 00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:18,343 ...ZIP's 98401, if you’re Mapquesting. 162 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,928 Well, maybe we could stop by. 163 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:21,221 Cool, or not, whatever. 164 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:24,140 I mean, you come, you come. If you don't, you don't. 165 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:28,478 You humiliated me and insulted her. 166 00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:30,980 Are you prepared to die? 167 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,483 [MOUTHING] Sorry. 168 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:34,818 [GROANING] 169 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:37,404 You must be Beth Cooper's boyfriend. 170 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,824 I have to go to the bathroom. 171 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,368 Um... 172 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,413 [GRUNTING] 173 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:53,420 I'm gonna give you ten seconds to convince me why I should let you live. 174 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:57,507 I think you mean "persuade," not "convince." 175 00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,008 Is there a problem here? 176 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:10,061 No, ma'am. 177 00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:13,356 My hand, it just slipped. 178 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:18,027 You know I can't allow you to kill him on school property? 179 00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:19,612 Yes, ma'am. 180 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:20,822 [GASPING] 181 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,324 BETH: Baby. Not nice. 182 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,373 You okay? Great, yeah. 183 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:34,335 Okay. You know, on the bright side, Beth Cooper talked to you. 184 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:37,046 GIRL 1: Whoo! GIRL 2: Let's go! 185 00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:41,050 GIRL 3: School's out! We did it! We did it! Party! 186 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,636 Ooh. That can't be good. 187 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,681 [GIRL SHRIEKING] 188 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,143 MAN: Losers! 189 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:52,270 All right, keep in touch. 190 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:57,400 So, look, I'm not gay, you know, so... Yeah. 191 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,027 Okay, yeah. 192 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:02,572 No, I mean, it's cool if you are, too, really. 193 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,575 Really, I'm not. No soyhomo. 194 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,285 All right. That's awesome. 195 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,078 What makes you think I'm gay? 196 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,580 [CHUCKLES] 197 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:13,082 I don't know... Everybody thinks you're gay, Rich. 198 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,709 Well, they don't know me. You know me. 199 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,003 What makes you think I'm gay? 200 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,925 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ON TV] 201 00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:35,188 Okay, I got an idea. 202 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,607 I'm Robin Hood. You're Friar Tuck. 203 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,944 We get your dad's camcorder and we do a shot-for-shot re-creation... 204 00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:43,696 ...of their climactic sword fight... 205 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,699 ...using our boners. Ha. 206 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,795 Nothing in particular, I guess. 207 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,839 Well, I mean, is it because of Drama Club? 208 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,967 Because, you know, a lot of professional actors aren't gay. 209 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,510 More than half. 210 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:10,431 Rich, it’s just that all through high school and even before... 211 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:14,435 ...you never really had a girlfriend. 212 00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,771 Neither did you. I tried. 213 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,606 Oh, ha, ha, ha. Patty Keck? 214 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:21,025 Her, yes. Your secret shame. 215 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:24,320 My point is... I had one. 216 00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,573 Just so you know, making out with a girl like that... 217 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,491 I'm not sure that's not gay. 218 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,493 [LAUGHS] 219 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:35,540 What is this? Give me it. Let go of it. I wanna see. 220 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,500 No. Wow. 221 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:38,835 Whatever. 222 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,170 That's awesome. IPod. It's silly. 223 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,339 No, that's really nice. That's great. 224 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,300 Yeah, my mom and dad gave it... 225 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,136 Dude, you know what I got for graduation? 226 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,388 No. A bill. 227 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:54,767 Yeah, my dad says I owe him 233,850 bucks. 228 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,603 A quarter of a million dollars? 229 00:14:56,770 --> 00:15:00,023 And then they expect you to buy your own shoes. 230 00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:03,860 Yeah. Well, no, that includes 50 grand for "wear and tear" on my mother. 231 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:08,156 She is pretty worn and torn, you know. 232 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,824 Yeah. 233 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:15,705 Well, in any case, I'm sorry your dad's such a dick. 234 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:19,709 And it was completely itemized, very detailed. 235 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,503 Who knew he was paying attention? 236 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,102 Day-oh. Hey. 237 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,021 Check out the new kicks. Oh, cool. 238 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:45,276 Two paychecks. Very Gene Kelly, circa 1945, don't you think? 239 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,903 Yeah. They're nice. Dude. 240 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,488 Don't be so nervous. She's not gonna come. 241 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:51,658 I'm not nervous, I'm particular. There's a difference. 242 00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:53,159 You know what, they can smell fear. 243 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,954 No, they can't. I can smell it. 244 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:58,665 Ooh. Ooh. 245 00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,124 Fear. Mm. 246 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:03,461 You know, puberty has done nothing but screw me. 247 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,837 Dude, what are you doing? 248 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,673 I'm airing out my shirt. 249 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:07,882 What? Come on. 250 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,300 I don't want a stinky shirt. 251 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,678 Dude. Ha, ha, ha. 252 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,930 DENIS: Why are you laughing? This is how you do this. 253 00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:17,684 Hey. Mom, Dad. 254 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,769 Well, it looks like this party's well underway. 255 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,187 Hola, Mrs. C. 256 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,814 Rich, don't call me Mrs. C, I mean it. 257 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,608 Now get off the counter. Oh. 258 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,610 Denis Petey Cooverman, look at you. 259 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,070 You look so cute. 260 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,447 Super cute. 261 00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:32,657 She doesn't mean that. 262 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,075 You look good. You look cool. 263 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,284 Yeah. 264 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:39,122 You just might want to lower the waist of those pants a little bit. 265 00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:41,874 Oh, you're not wearing those awful underpants. 266 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,292 DENIS: Mom. God. 267 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,919 COOVERMAN: I gotta go along with your mom... 268 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,422 ...on the lucky underpants, buddy. What if you do get lucky? 269 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:49,882 Once she gets to the underpants, they're a deal breaker. 270 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,801 RICH: They are not nice underpants. 271 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,637 He is not wearing those ratty things, and he's not getting lucky. 272 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,140 Not on my watch. 273 00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:01,644 So, how many people are you expecting at this shin-dizzle? 274 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,105 Oh, not too many. None. 275 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:07,817 Well, it wouldn’t be a celebration without champagne. 276 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:11,070 Oh. Oh, ho, ho. That is negligent. 277 00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:13,031 My dad used to give me an occasional beer... 278 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,324 ...but that was just to get me to take a nap. 279 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:19,245 Well, one glass per guest. And no one who drinks, drives. 280 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:22,290 And I know exactly how many bottles are in the wine rack: 23. 281 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,333 Here's all of our numbers. Lfan... 282 00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:27,170 If anybody's dead or on fire, call 911 first. 283 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:28,629 [CHUCKLING] 284 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,423 What's the matter? Bad advice? 285 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:33,092 I have to get my purse. I'll meet you out front. 286 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,094 Honey, have fun. DENIS: Okay. 287 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,345 Not too much fun. 288 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:39,098 Not much danger of that, Mrs. C. 289 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,100 Bye, Mom! Bye, honey. 290 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,853 Denis, let me talk to you. 291 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:52,403 Okay, look. This is your last summer before college. 292 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,197 That accelerated medical program... 293 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,240 ...isn't gonna leave time for parties... 294 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,493 ...so I want you to enjoy this summer. 295 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,203 Okay, yeah, sure, no, I'll try. 296 00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:01,454 Get out there! 297 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:04,540 Do all those teen things you haven't had a chance to do. 298 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,876 That's gonna be hard. He hasn't done any of them. 299 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:11,297 You know, this whole teenager coming-of-age thing, I mean... 300 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,841 ...it's a relatively new construct. 301 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,385 They came up with it in the Fifties, so... 302 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:18,888 It's okay just to have fun sometimes. 303 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:22,391 Sometimes you just have to say, "What the F." 304 00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:25,228 Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983, Paul Brickman. 305 00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:30,066 Except he didn't say "F," he said "Fuck." 306 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,235 [CHUCKLES] 307 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,321 You know what I mean. Carpe diem. 308 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:38,866 DENIS: I didn't know you were such a movie buff, Mr. C. 309 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,701 Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society. 310 00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:45,414 Yes, thank you. Thank you, Rich. We know. It's good. 311 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,250 Come here, please. 312 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:56,676 There are condoms in my bedside table. 313 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:02,765 Do you, like, know exactly how many there are? 314 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:07,937 They are not toys. 315 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,441 Yeah. Sure. 316 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,116 I think my dad wants us to have sex. 317 00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:22,493 With each other? No. 318 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:23,744 Right. 319 00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:27,123 She should really be here by now. 320 00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,458 So your parents use condoms? 321 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,878 Not a topic for discussion. Ever. 322 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,462 Okay. No, it's okay. I won't. 323 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:36,299 I just, yeah, I mean, what, do you think they're lubed? Or... 324 00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:37,925 Incoming! 325 00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:42,138 Go, go, go! 326 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,962 It's the trinity. 327 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,594 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 328 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:24,347 So where's our boy in uniform? 329 00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:25,640 He's on our shit list. 330 00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:28,517 One of his army buddies was getting all date-rapey with Treece. 331 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,727 Oh. Oh. 332 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,854 So, where's the party? 333 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:35,358 This is it. Here, this location. 334 00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:36,859 Welcome. 335 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,195 Come on in. 336 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:43,783 Warning, roof may be blown off due to excessive partying. 337 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,370 Well, go ahead, princess. 338 00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,830 Come on up. Yeah. 339 00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,290 Watch your step. 340 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:55,127 Now entering the party pod, captain. 341 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,297 Um... 342 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,466 Are we the first ones here? 343 00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:03,761 Yeah, we are never first. 344 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,805 I've never been in this house before. 345 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:10,434 La fiesta esthis way, mi bonitas. 346 00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:16,440 Por favor, sweet and salty comidas for your comesting. 347 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:20,861 Everything's organic. The pretzels are fat free. 348 00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:22,697 Are you calling me fat? 349 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,240 What? 350 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,908 No. Not... No. 351 00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:31,998 Hey, come on, you, fat? Why would he say that? He's not retarded. 352 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:34,000 My brother's retarded. 353 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,298 [CHUCKLING] 354 00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,216 [SIGHING] 355 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,427 DENIS: That's... That was... That's cold. 356 00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:46,387 You probably don't even have a brother. 357 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,264 No, he, uh... He died. 358 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,433 [LAUGHING] 359 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:54,312 Yeah, that was really... You got me, that was... 360 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,282 I'm so sorry. 361 00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:11,454 It was a long time ago, but thanks. 362 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,124 Yeah. 363 00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,793 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 364 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,466 What do you want, Kevin? 365 00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:24,717 I need beer. 366 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:27,136 Heh, heh. Yeah, you do. Uh... 367 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,765 Donde esta la beer, Coovemaster? 368 00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:32,308 My dad doesn't drink beer. 369 00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:36,520 We have champagne. 370 00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:39,648 Ooh. Okay. 371 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:43,736 Champagne. Bubbly goodness. Uh... 372 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:49,116 This is Cristal. It's the drink of the pimps. 373 00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:51,535 "The pimps?" Mm-hm. 374 00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:53,954 What do you know about pimps? 375 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,958 Nothing, really. 376 00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:02,713 Mm. Cristal seems to have changed its logo and spelling. 377 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:06,342 Champagne makes me do... things. 378 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:09,595 Girl, water makes you do things. 379 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:12,181 Not regular water. 380 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:16,769 Ha, ha. Oh, yeah, okay. I, uh... 381 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:30,991 Classic. 382 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,661 BETH: I told you. 383 00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:35,538 No, I don't. 384 00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:39,875 No! No, you can't come here. 385 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:43,045 Yeah, well... 386 00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:45,881 Maybe. 387 00:23:46,049 --> 00:23:47,800 I'm busy right now, Kevin. 388 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:49,343 I want some of that. 389 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:52,847 No, I will not tell you where I am or who I'm with... 390 00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:58,018 ...but I will tell you this, Kevin, I'm drinking champagne. 391 00:23:58,186 --> 00:24:00,229 Yep. And it is coming right... 392 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:04,442 Aah! Oh. God. Oh. 393 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:06,235 It's okay. Oh. 394 00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:10,072 BETH: Oh, nothing. DENIS: Yeah. 395 00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:11,907 Pfft. Heh. 396 00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:18,247 I'll get this off here. 397 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:20,916 Would you hurry up? 398 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:23,127 Yeah, I'm sorry. It's just... 399 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:26,255 The internal pressure is 90 pounds per square inch... 400 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:28,048 ...so I don't really know what the problem... 401 00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:32,595 Don't you dare GPS me. Oh, please. 402 00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:35,222 [GRUNTING] 403 00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:38,184 [LAUGHING] 404 00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:41,061 Are you okay? DENIS: Yeah, I'm great. 405 00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:42,688 I need ice! 406 00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:45,608 Okay, let's see. 407 00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:48,569 Frozen peas. 408 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:51,363 Really? Okay. 409 00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:55,034 And frozen peas. 410 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:57,453 Frozen peas. Frozen peas. 411 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:58,954 Anything cold. 412 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:02,791 Okay, here. Something cold. 413 00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:04,960 Here, come here. 414 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,463 Okay, here we go. 415 00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:11,550 I'm sorry I'm so pathetic. 416 00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:12,927 Let me tell you something: 417 00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:15,471 All boys are pathetic. 418 00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:18,307 Well, then I apologize on behalf of all boys. 419 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:21,936 And sorry for all the wars and stuff. 420 00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:24,522 You're funny. 421 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,234 How does that feel? 422 00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:29,735 [MOANS] 423 00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:37,868 Pretty good, I guess. 424 00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:44,166 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY AND LAUGHING] 425 00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,335 [GRUNTING] 426 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:58,055 Did you hurt your back? 427 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:00,849 Oh. Hee, hee. 428 00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:03,686 Yeah, I hurt my back. 429 00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:05,521 Ah. Ooh! 430 00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:07,690 [STAMMERING] 431 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:09,358 Party balloons. 432 00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:12,027 Those aren't party balloons. I know what they are. 433 00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:14,238 So, is this what you had planned for tonight? 434 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:15,698 No, those are my dad's. 435 00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:18,158 Your dad's not hiding in the closet or something? 436 00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:20,494 Oh, I hate that. 437 00:26:24,207 --> 00:26:25,249 This was fun. 438 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:29,545 DENIS: No, come on. Stick around. Okay, no, you can't go. 439 00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:30,754 No, wait, wait, wait. 440 00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:33,632 I mean, we've still got wine to drink. 23 bottles. 441 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,051 Oh, wine reminds me of Jesus. 442 00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:38,053 You know what, Denis, we really do have to go. 443 00:26:38,221 --> 00:26:40,222 This was a great party, though. 444 00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:48,606 [RICHARD WAGNER'S "RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES" PLAYS ON SPEAKERS] 445 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,737 Oh, shit, Kevin. 446 00:26:54,904 --> 00:26:56,614 He triangulated your cell phone. 447 00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:58,616 [GIGGLING] 448 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,242 [GASPS] 449 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,411 We're gonna need more waffles. 450 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:17,051 Sean, you naughty boy. 451 00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:20,763 No, no, no, no. 452 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,893 Nobody move. Why? 453 00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:28,604 Because he is going to kill me. 454 00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:31,440 The most he's gonna do is beat you up a little. 455 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:34,443 Lisbee! Lisbee, open this door! 456 00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:39,114 The windows! Secure the windows! 457 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:42,284 [DENIS SCREAMING] 458 00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:44,578 Get out here! 459 00:27:45,288 --> 00:27:46,330 Is he always like this? 460 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:49,333 This is new behavior, but not surprising. 461 00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:56,715 He's kind of cute. 462 00:27:57,592 --> 00:27:58,634 Kind of. 463 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:04,098 [DOOR CREAKS] 464 00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:07,476 Oh, my God. 465 00:28:10,897 --> 00:28:12,272 Don't be afraid, I can handle this. 466 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,482 I wasn't afraid. 467 00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:15,067 Why would you think I was afraid? 468 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:17,069 Congratulations, you found me. 469 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:20,572 Interesting situation we have here. 470 00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:22,616 Have you been doing coke? 471 00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:24,326 KEVIN: Not now, Lisbee. 472 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:25,494 He's coked up? 473 00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:28,622 That is not one of the good drugs. 474 00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:35,421 Hey! Aunt Brenda gave us that! 475 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,424 Prepare to die. 476 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:43,804 Okay, that's Mandy Patinkin in The Princess Bride, Rob Reiner, 1987. 477 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:46,098 Also the same line was used by Emperor Zurg... 478 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,268 BETH: Oh, my God! 479 00:28:49,936 --> 00:28:51,812 [SCREAMING] 480 00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:54,356 BETH: Stop it! Stop! 481 00:28:54,524 --> 00:28:57,401 Now, this is willful damage to property! 482 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:58,610 That's a legal term! 483 00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:04,867 Go! 484 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:09,663 Kevin, stop! 485 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,123 Hey, hey, hey. 486 00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:14,209 No, Denis! Have you ever seen any of the Friday The 13ths? 487 00:29:14,377 --> 00:29:16,462 You run upstairs, you die! 488 00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:29,892 A weapon, we need a weapon. 489 00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:36,356 RICH: Oh, my God. Find weapons. Aah! 490 00:29:41,237 --> 00:29:43,071 [THUDDING ON DOOR] 491 00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:46,450 RICH: Denis! 492 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,186 I know what you're thinking. 493 00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:19,691 And, yes, this is a polycarbonate blade. 494 00:30:19,859 --> 00:30:21,735 [GRUNTING] 495 00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:27,115 I took some workshops at the Star Wars convention. 496 00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:30,702 Dr. McCoy. 497 00:30:32,038 --> 00:30:35,749 That used to be a person, so you show some respect! 498 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:49,721 Rich, I need your help. Come out of the closet! 499 00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:51,974 [GRUNTING] 500 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:03,527 Uh, uh, okay. 501 00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:10,284 [SCREAMS] 502 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,336 Go, get out of here! 503 00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:23,088 Go! 504 00:31:28,678 --> 00:31:30,220 Weird. DENIS: Rich? 505 00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:33,557 RICH: Yeah? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Denis? 506 00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:37,519 Over here, over here. Are you okay? 507 00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:40,480 Yeah, I'm coming. I'm fine. 508 00:31:40,648 --> 00:31:41,815 Rich, what are you doing? 509 00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:44,318 I think I've made a terrible decision. 510 00:31:44,485 --> 00:31:46,987 At which point did you think that was a good decision? 511 00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:48,947 Yeah, no, no, no, I d... 512 00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:51,700 [SCREAMING] 513 00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:55,037 Rich! 514 00:31:55,204 --> 00:31:56,872 KEVIN: Denis? 515 00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:08,342 [GRUNTING] 516 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:18,727 Are you okay? 517 00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:21,897 I'm paralyzed. I'm a paralyzed virgin. 518 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:23,774 You'll be okay. 519 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,859 Quadriplegics can have sex. 520 00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:28,987 I saw a documentary about it once on public television. 521 00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:30,405 Let's go. Come on. 522 00:32:30,573 --> 00:32:33,075 Yeah. Okay. 523 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,373 KEVIN: Sean, Dustin, come on! 524 00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:43,168 Go, go, go! 525 00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:44,670 [GRUNTING] 526 00:32:52,261 --> 00:32:53,887 They're like cyborgs. 527 00:32:55,765 --> 00:32:57,099 Denis? 528 00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:07,150 Rich! Rich! Rich! 529 00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:08,443 [CAR APPROACHING] 530 00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:18,578 Why did you do that? I thought you were smart. 531 00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:21,873 I was smart. 532 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:27,295 Oh, my God. Get him in the car. 533 00:33:27,922 --> 00:33:30,132 Come on. Are you okay? 534 00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:31,842 TREECE: Oh, my gosh. 535 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,802 Wait, Rich. 536 00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:41,393 [YELLING] 537 00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:42,936 [TREECE SCREAMING] 538 00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:45,605 Lisbee! Stop the car. 539 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:49,735 Hey! Come back here! 540 00:33:49,902 --> 00:33:52,487 Call me when you're sober! 541 00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:07,252 [GROANS] 542 00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:09,921 Are you okay? Yeah, no, I'm fi... 543 00:34:12,508 --> 00:34:13,675 No blood. 544 00:34:17,972 --> 00:34:23,685 Beth, we got away, so you can stop escaping now if you want to. 545 00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:25,687 She always drives like this. 546 00:34:27,356 --> 00:34:29,775 I was in Driver's Ed with her. 547 00:34:29,942 --> 00:34:30,984 You could slow down. 548 00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:32,611 We're gonna try to watch the cones. 549 00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:34,529 We're gonna watch the road. 550 00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:36,031 Oh! L... Oh. 551 00:34:37,366 --> 00:34:38,992 Not good, not good. Oh! 552 00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:42,871 I'm gonna need you to pull over. 553 00:34:43,289 --> 00:34:45,290 BETH: Oh, shit! 554 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:46,541 [CAR HORN HONKING] 555 00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:51,546 Great, you just killed everybody in the car. 556 00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:58,220 I'm, like, the least notable person in this car. 557 00:34:58,387 --> 00:35:02,224 When we all die, I'll be referred to as fifth student. 558 00:35:03,392 --> 00:35:05,393 So, Beth, uh... 559 00:35:05,561 --> 00:35:08,772 ...I just wanna say thanks for rescuing me... 560 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:11,483 ...back there after you hit me with your car. 561 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:12,692 That was pretty cool. 562 00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:16,780 No, you ran into my car. 563 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:20,534 And I'm not rescuing you. Kevin is heavily medicated right now. 564 00:35:20,701 --> 00:35:24,162 Cocaine, speed, roid rage, and he can't have another incident. 565 00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:26,164 He'll get court-martialed for sure. 566 00:35:26,332 --> 00:35:28,375 Sure, yeah. 567 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:31,920 Do you remember the specifics of his last incident? 568 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:36,633 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa! 569 00:35:37,718 --> 00:35:39,261 [SCREAMS] 570 00:35:39,428 --> 00:35:41,596 BETH: Stupid drivers. 571 00:35:41,764 --> 00:35:46,893 Could I borrow your cell phone? I left mine back at the house. 572 00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:50,689 Thank you very much. I'll just... 573 00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:56,528 [FOREIGNER'S "FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME" PLAYS ON SPEAKERS] 574 00:35:58,948 --> 00:36:00,115 [CELL PHONE BUZZING] 575 00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:02,951 Honey. Honey, you're vibrating. You bet I am. 576 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:05,412 No, honey, honey, it could be Denis. 577 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:12,502 I don't recognize the number. Do you? 578 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:15,338 Sorry. No. 579 00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:18,008 Must be a telemarketer. 580 00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:21,303 [LAUGHING] 581 00:36:23,806 --> 00:36:25,265 [SQUEALING] 582 00:36:25,433 --> 00:36:29,144 Oh, Mr. Cooverman. 583 00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:33,857 Hey, Mom, Dad, it... 584 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:37,861 Hi, Mrs. C. TREECE & CAMMY: Hi, Mrs. C! 585 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:39,988 Yeah, that was just Rich... 586 00:36:40,156 --> 00:36:42,741 ...and we're okay. 587 00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:45,952 And I can explain the kitchen later. 588 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,247 If you need to reach me, you can reach me at... 589 00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:54,336 Beth, I'm sorry, can I get your cell phone number? 590 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,297 Shit, my phone! 591 00:36:57,465 --> 00:36:58,924 Kevin's probably tracking it. 592 00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:01,843 Aah. GPS that, asshole! 593 00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:04,012 [LAUGHING] 594 00:37:04,513 --> 00:37:05,764 Asshole. 595 00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:08,850 Cool. 596 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:13,188 MAN [ON RADIO]: I rebuke you in the name of Jesus. 597 00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:15,273 Ugh. Radio sucks. 598 00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:21,112 Actually, why don't you tune that to 87.1? 599 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:26,368 Cooked up a little commencement mix that I think all of you will enjoy. 600 00:37:26,535 --> 00:37:31,206 DJ C's slamming graduation. What! 601 00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:34,793 [ALICE COOPER'S "SCHOOL'S OUT" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 602 00:37:46,889 --> 00:37:50,141 [SINGING] Well, we got no choice 603 00:37:50,309 --> 00:37:53,561 All the girls and boys 604 00:37:53,729 --> 00:37:57,065 Makin' all that noise 605 00:37:57,233 --> 00:38:00,402 BOTH [SINGING]: 'Cause they found new toys 606 00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:03,238 ALL [SINGING]: Well, we can't salute you 607 00:38:03,406 --> 00:38:05,031 Can't find a flag 608 00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:08,868 If that don't suit you That's a drag 609 00:38:09,036 --> 00:38:13,707 School's out for summer 610 00:38:15,751 --> 00:38:20,755 School's out forever 611 00:38:20,923 --> 00:38:23,258 Ever. 612 00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:27,595 School's been blown to pieces 613 00:38:27,763 --> 00:38:29,180 Yeah. 614 00:38:29,348 --> 00:38:33,893 I love this song. Who wouldn't want to blow up their school? 615 00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:44,279 [DENIS GRUNTS] 616 00:38:45,281 --> 00:38:47,615 Crack him like a walnut. 617 00:38:49,910 --> 00:38:51,286 Hello. 618 00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:55,206 Sorry. 619 00:38:56,542 --> 00:38:58,293 Let's get some beer. 620 00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:08,470 So, uh, I think I was knocked out back there momentarily... 621 00:39:08,637 --> 00:39:14,893 ...because I definitely wasn't, uh, you know, looking or anything. 622 00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:17,937 Yuck. What? 623 00:39:18,105 --> 00:39:21,149 Maybe we should get you some Band-Aids or cream or something. 624 00:39:21,317 --> 00:39:25,779 Oh, no. No, no, no, I'm... I'm... 625 00:39:25,946 --> 00:39:29,657 Wow, your eyes aren't blue. 626 00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:32,118 My eyes? 627 00:39:32,286 --> 00:39:35,497 Yeah, there's like some green in there and then... 628 00:39:35,664 --> 00:39:40,001 ...on the pupil, there's like a hazel starburst sort of thing going on. 629 00:39:41,295 --> 00:39:45,840 Uh, my grandma used to call them a real dog's breakfast. 630 00:39:46,467 --> 00:39:47,842 Lucky dog. 631 00:39:51,514 --> 00:39:53,640 So, what kind of beer do you like? 632 00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:55,600 What kind? All kinds. 633 00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:59,687 I'm a maniac for the brewdog. 634 00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:06,820 Chips, chips, chips. 635 00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:09,864 Got it? Yep, I got it. 636 00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:12,283 Suzy Q's, yum. 637 00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:14,786 My mom says yum. 638 00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:16,871 Yum. 639 00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:18,373 Not like that, that's... 640 00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:20,875 Got it? Yep, good. 641 00:40:21,877 --> 00:40:23,211 BETH: Hi. Hey. 642 00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:25,713 BETH: How are you? Really good. 643 00:40:29,009 --> 00:40:30,885 There you go. 644 00:40:33,889 --> 00:40:35,557 What's with your boyfriend? 645 00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:38,393 Oh, he's my little brother. 646 00:40:39,645 --> 00:40:41,396 What happened to his face? 647 00:40:42,648 --> 00:40:44,899 Dad beats him. 648 00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:46,484 Sorry I asked. 649 00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:50,071 Oh, uh... Heh, heh. 650 00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:51,823 I'm gonna need to see some ID. 651 00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:55,034 Of course. 652 00:40:57,872 --> 00:40:59,456 Here you go. 653 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:04,586 Wow. You've lost weight, Patricia. 654 00:41:04,753 --> 00:41:06,754 You certainly don't look 37. 655 00:41:06,922 --> 00:41:08,756 Well, thank you. 656 00:41:11,218 --> 00:41:15,513 So that's $15.42, without the beer. 657 00:41:16,682 --> 00:41:20,226 Come on. It's graduation night. 658 00:41:20,394 --> 00:41:24,564 Oh, well, "congradulations." 659 00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:28,401 Sam. 660 00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:31,237 You seem like a cool guy, Sam. 661 00:41:31,405 --> 00:41:34,282 Come on. Be cool. 662 00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:38,745 Look, I could lose my shitty job. 663 00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:46,628 How about I kiss you so hard, every time you think about it... 664 00:41:46,795 --> 00:41:48,796 ...you'll have to change your underwear? 665 00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:59,599 We got beer. Whoo! 666 00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:03,019 So that was weird what you did in there, to him. 667 00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:04,229 What happened? 668 00:42:04,396 --> 00:42:07,232 I sucked his face for like two seconds. 669 00:42:07,399 --> 00:42:09,651 RICH: Sucked his face? 670 00:42:09,818 --> 00:42:10,902 Purell me. 671 00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:12,403 Wow. 672 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:15,156 That was a big sacrifice. 673 00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:18,910 I couldn't have done it. I mean, before drinking the beer. 674 00:42:20,746 --> 00:42:22,664 I'd do two seconds. 675 00:42:26,585 --> 00:42:28,670 What? It isn't gay. It isn't gay. 676 00:42:28,837 --> 00:42:31,089 It isn't gay. It's not gay. 677 00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:33,174 It's within the three-second rule. 678 00:42:33,676 --> 00:42:36,010 That's for food dropped on the floor. 679 00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:39,180 Yeah, uh, whatever. 680 00:42:43,185 --> 00:42:44,852 She's not Beth Cooper. 681 00:42:59,493 --> 00:43:01,494 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 682 00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:07,709 [GRUNTING] 683 00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:13,089 [SIGHS] 684 00:43:13,549 --> 00:43:14,799 Indians. 685 00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:21,139 It's Jack Nicholson, Easy Rider, 1969, directed by Dennis Hopper. 686 00:43:21,557 --> 00:43:24,017 Something is really wrong with you. 687 00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:25,351 Yeah. 688 00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:30,940 To old D.H. Lawrence. 689 00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:35,069 BETH: Hey. 690 00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:43,411 [CHUCKLING] 691 00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:56,341 [TOOTH CRACKS] 692 00:43:57,926 --> 00:43:59,594 [DENIS COUGHING] 693 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:07,602 Sorry. 694 00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:10,104 [BOTH GRUNTING] 695 00:44:11,231 --> 00:44:13,775 Are you okay? I'm sorry. 696 00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:18,738 Is that your tooth? 697 00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:21,115 It was deciduous. 698 00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:23,076 You still have baby teeth? 699 00:44:23,243 --> 00:44:24,702 Only three. 700 00:44:24,870 --> 00:44:26,871 Now... two. 701 00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:29,374 I have two. For your pillow. 702 00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:30,583 Thank you. 703 00:44:30,751 --> 00:44:32,877 [KISS' "BETH" PLAYING ON MP3 PLAYER] 704 00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:37,757 How did that get on there? I don't... I didn't even put... 705 00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:39,300 Rich, did you put this on? 706 00:44:40,427 --> 00:44:41,928 Leave it. 707 00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:52,814 I have to pee. 708 00:44:52,981 --> 00:44:54,774 Me too. 709 00:44:57,820 --> 00:45:00,238 Ah. Me trice. 710 00:45:07,996 --> 00:45:10,665 You know, I was named after this song. 711 00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:13,835 You were named after a Kiss song? 712 00:45:14,002 --> 00:45:15,461 Yes. 713 00:45:16,463 --> 00:45:20,341 My parents were headbangers. 714 00:45:20,509 --> 00:45:23,428 Whoa. Still kind of are. 715 00:45:24,471 --> 00:45:27,849 Beth Cooper's parents. Taking in a Kiss show. 716 00:45:28,016 --> 00:45:33,312 Oh, man. That is so... cool. 717 00:45:34,857 --> 00:45:36,190 It's cool. 718 00:45:36,358 --> 00:45:40,528 You got headbangers parents. That's awesome. 719 00:45:43,031 --> 00:45:44,240 Hm. 720 00:45:46,243 --> 00:45:48,286 Why are we walking? 721 00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:52,081 When I get my own car, I am never walking anywhere again. 722 00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:54,208 My dad was gonna give me his old car... 723 00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:58,212 ...but then my stepmom bitch Tricia crashed hers. 724 00:45:58,380 --> 00:46:01,215 Well, that's what you get for splitting your parents up. 725 00:46:01,383 --> 00:46:03,134 Mean, mean! 726 00:46:03,302 --> 00:46:06,387 Never admit your innermost fears to Cammy. 727 00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:08,723 Oh, my God. 728 00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:10,683 What? Cows. 729 00:46:11,518 --> 00:46:13,144 Let's tip one. 730 00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:15,646 What, isn't that like an urban legend? 731 00:46:16,106 --> 00:46:18,733 Why don't you go find out? 732 00:46:19,234 --> 00:46:21,277 Me? It was your idea. 733 00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:22,904 You're the guy. 734 00:46:23,071 --> 00:46:24,822 More or less. 735 00:46:25,157 --> 00:46:26,199 TREECE: Go, go, go. 736 00:46:26,366 --> 00:46:30,036 RICH: Okay, that's really nice. Okay. TREECE: Ew. Ew. Ew. 737 00:46:30,204 --> 00:46:31,245 Okay. 738 00:46:31,413 --> 00:46:34,081 Shh. Could you just: Shh. 739 00:46:34,249 --> 00:46:37,585 This is the one. Go. Shut up. 740 00:46:37,753 --> 00:46:39,837 Hey, okay. TREECE: Ew. Okay. 741 00:46:40,005 --> 00:46:41,047 [COW GROANS] 742 00:46:41,215 --> 00:46:43,174 Whoa. What's that kind of...? That's like a noise. 743 00:46:43,342 --> 00:46:44,967 It's a moo, okay? Push it. 744 00:46:45,135 --> 00:46:47,261 Where? In the middle. 745 00:46:47,429 --> 00:46:48,513 Okay, push. 746 00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,640 Oh, shit. 747 00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:52,266 [TREECE & CAMMY LAUGHING] 748 00:46:52,434 --> 00:46:53,935 Do not laugh. 749 00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:01,776 So, what are you thinking? 750 00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:05,196 Nothing. 751 00:47:05,989 --> 00:47:09,116 So, what are you doing after graduation? 752 00:47:09,409 --> 00:47:10,451 I was gonna... 753 00:47:10,619 --> 00:47:14,705 They got this, like, pre-med med-school thing at Stanford and... 754 00:47:15,415 --> 00:47:17,500 Good luck with that. 755 00:47:21,755 --> 00:47:23,756 So, what are your plans? 756 00:47:24,299 --> 00:47:28,261 I don't know. Maybe go to old Harpers Community College. 757 00:47:28,637 --> 00:47:30,263 Harpers. 758 00:47:30,639 --> 00:47:32,139 Yeah, no, cool. 759 00:47:32,307 --> 00:47:37,144 They got a lot of good credit courses. 760 00:47:37,646 --> 00:47:40,106 Maybe. If I can afford it. 761 00:47:46,196 --> 00:47:48,656 So I'm not Beth Cooper, huh? 762 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:50,908 You heard that? 763 00:47:54,705 --> 00:48:00,209 Look, what I only meant was, you didn't seem like... 764 00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:02,336 The Beth Cooper over your bed? 765 00:48:03,130 --> 00:48:05,840 Right. Her. 766 00:48:06,008 --> 00:48:08,551 She would never hook up with some loser for a 12-pack. 767 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,470 No, she wouldn't. 768 00:48:12,681 --> 00:48:15,224 And you don't have to. 769 00:48:18,186 --> 00:48:20,146 You're better than that. 770 00:48:37,706 --> 00:48:39,040 [GRUNTS] 771 00:48:39,374 --> 00:48:41,626 That's it. I'm done. 772 00:48:41,793 --> 00:48:44,253 I'm going back. Thank you. 773 00:48:45,088 --> 00:48:46,464 You're welcome. 774 00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:47,757 Bye, cow! 775 00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:50,927 [MOOING] 776 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:53,262 What's that sound? 777 00:48:53,430 --> 00:48:54,931 [COWS MOOING] 778 00:48:56,725 --> 00:48:58,059 Cows. Aah! 779 00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,395 Stampede! 780 00:49:03,065 --> 00:49:05,066 [COW BELLOWS] 781 00:49:06,234 --> 00:49:08,235 What the hell was that? 782 00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:12,073 Uh, sounded like a cow. 783 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:15,952 No, that was no standard cow. 784 00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:21,082 Denis Cooverman. Are you afraid of cows? 785 00:49:21,249 --> 00:49:23,751 Vaccaphobic? Course not. 786 00:49:23,919 --> 00:49:25,920 [RICH SCREAMING] 787 00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:27,463 DENIS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. 788 00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:29,006 What the hell? What happened? 789 00:49:29,174 --> 00:49:30,508 TREECE: God, it's so funny! 790 00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:31,926 A cow bit me! 791 00:49:32,094 --> 00:49:33,761 No, cows can't bite. 792 00:49:33,929 --> 00:49:35,763 Well, this one sure as shit could. 793 00:49:35,931 --> 00:49:37,890 No, no, no, cows don't bite. 794 00:49:38,058 --> 00:49:41,435 We all know that they lack upper incisors. 795 00:49:42,562 --> 00:49:43,938 You're useful. 796 00:49:44,773 --> 00:49:46,732 What is that smell? 797 00:49:47,234 --> 00:49:49,110 He pooped his shoes. 798 00:49:50,779 --> 00:49:52,780 [LAUGHS] 799 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:56,158 Lose the shoes. I paid for these shoes. 800 00:49:56,743 --> 00:49:59,954 Uh, you're not getting in my car with those shoes on. 801 00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:02,415 They go, with you in them or not. 802 00:50:06,294 --> 00:50:07,586 You pooped your shoes. 803 00:50:25,981 --> 00:50:27,481 Lights out. 804 00:50:28,483 --> 00:50:30,484 [CAMMY & TREECE SCREAMING] 805 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,321 [DENIS & RICH SCREAMING] 806 00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:42,830 [WHOOPING] 807 00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:52,798 To the future! Whoo! 808 00:50:52,966 --> 00:50:54,967 [LAUGHING] 809 00:50:58,388 --> 00:51:01,057 Turn the headlights on now! Please, please, please! 810 00:51:01,224 --> 00:51:02,349 Okay! 811 00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:05,853 There, you happy? 812 00:51:06,021 --> 00:51:07,271 Car! 813 00:51:07,522 --> 00:51:09,565 [ALL SCREAMING] 814 00:51:13,278 --> 00:51:14,862 [SCREECHING] 815 00:51:20,368 --> 00:51:23,621 Sorry, I was unaware I was emitting that. 816 00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:41,764 RICH: Mr. And Mrs. C? BETH: Who? 817 00:51:43,016 --> 00:51:44,850 My mom and dad. 818 00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:50,648 Could be worse. Could not be your mom. 819 00:51:52,275 --> 00:51:57,113 Well, thank you all for a lovely evening... 820 00:51:58,281 --> 00:52:00,241 ...but now I must die. 821 00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:04,245 You do not wanna talk to your dad when he has his pants down. 822 00:52:06,581 --> 00:52:07,915 Yeah. 823 00:52:15,257 --> 00:52:16,674 Goddamn kids! 824 00:52:21,012 --> 00:52:22,221 VALET: Jeez! 825 00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:23,889 Sorry! 826 00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:28,561 Thank you. 827 00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:30,813 Shit my panties. 828 00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:33,899 This is Valli Wooley's house. We can't go in here. 829 00:52:34,067 --> 00:52:35,651 Because you called her a stuck-up bitch... 830 00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:37,278 ...in front of the whole school? 831 00:52:37,445 --> 00:52:38,487 Don't worry... 832 00:52:38,655 --> 00:52:40,364 ...she's usually upstairs with a guy by now. 833 00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:42,575 If she gives you shit, go for her throat. 834 00:52:42,742 --> 00:52:43,951 She'll be protecting her nose. 835 00:52:44,119 --> 00:52:46,620 Her nose was a graduation present. 836 00:52:47,455 --> 00:52:48,455 CAMMY: Bitch. 837 00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:51,292 Hi! 838 00:52:51,459 --> 00:52:53,711 Ew. Don't say hi to her. Ew. 839 00:52:53,879 --> 00:52:56,005 Drinks by the pool! 840 00:52:56,214 --> 00:52:58,215 [CHATTERING] 841 00:52:58,383 --> 00:53:01,385 [GYM CLASS HEROES "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN" PLAYS ON SPEAKERS] 842 00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:03,512 [SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] 843 00:53:07,350 --> 00:53:11,270 Hey, what is that? It's nice. Is it salmon-colored? 844 00:53:15,525 --> 00:53:16,817 Sorry. 845 00:53:28,330 --> 00:53:29,747 Your party was better. 846 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:49,642 What? 847 00:53:54,522 --> 00:53:56,690 I'm gonna go find a bathroom. 848 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,214 Okay. 849 00:54:21,216 --> 00:54:22,508 Don't move. 850 00:54:22,676 --> 00:54:26,011 All right, yes, fine, all right. 851 00:54:28,098 --> 00:54:29,890 Oh, Greg. 852 00:54:31,017 --> 00:54:34,144 Well, if anybody's gonna kill me tonight... 853 00:54:34,312 --> 00:54:35,896 ...it should be you, you deserve it. 854 00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:37,564 You've earned it. 855 00:54:40,694 --> 00:54:42,236 How did you know? 856 00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:45,614 How did you? 857 00:54:46,491 --> 00:54:48,492 [SOBBING] 858 00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:09,263 Did I do that? 859 00:55:09,514 --> 00:55:13,309 This? No, it's not one of yours. 860 00:55:13,727 --> 00:55:15,269 It was an accident. 861 00:55:15,437 --> 00:55:19,606 You know, sometimes, I don't even remember doing it. 862 00:55:21,109 --> 00:55:22,651 I just black out. 863 00:55:24,279 --> 00:55:26,280 I'd have that looked at, Greg. 864 00:55:26,823 --> 00:55:28,198 Yeah. 865 00:55:32,245 --> 00:55:36,415 Maybe I could call you sometime? We could talk about it? 866 00:55:36,958 --> 00:55:38,208 Sure. 867 00:55:39,961 --> 00:55:42,588 Maybe a trained professional would be better. 868 00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:45,424 I'm just thinking aloud here. 869 00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:50,137 But can I get a hug? I mean, hugs are good. 870 00:55:51,389 --> 00:55:53,307 You do what you need to do, Greg. 871 00:55:57,103 --> 00:55:58,479 All right. 872 00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:05,486 [SINGING] Forget the tears we've cried 873 00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:10,824 Forget the good times too 874 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:17,331 BOTH: Forget the pain inside 875 00:56:19,459 --> 00:56:24,713 I will be there waiting for you 876 00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:27,674 GREG: Thanks, Denis. Thanks a lot. Thanks. 877 00:56:27,842 --> 00:56:30,552 [THE TING TINGS' "SHUT UP AND LET ME GO" PLAYS ON SPEAKERS] 878 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,098 Rich! 879 00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:36,850 RICH: Le Coove! Here. Thank you. 880 00:56:37,018 --> 00:56:38,936 RICH: Check it out. Coach Raupp. 881 00:56:40,146 --> 00:56:41,438 Pedophilia. 882 00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:44,733 It's always the gym teachers. 883 00:56:47,529 --> 00:56:49,738 You know they call us Dick Munch and the Penis? 884 00:56:49,906 --> 00:56:51,031 Yeah. 885 00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:54,535 I mean, like, together, like we're like the gaynamic duo or something. 886 00:56:55,995 --> 00:56:58,038 Where's Beth? Wherever. 887 00:56:59,124 --> 00:57:00,749 I told you that speech was a good idea. 888 00:57:00,917 --> 00:57:02,126 What are you talking about? 889 00:57:02,293 --> 00:57:05,045 What about what's happened tonight could be construed as good? 890 00:57:05,213 --> 00:57:07,131 Closure. If you didn't give that speech... 891 00:57:07,298 --> 00:57:09,967 ...you'd never know what a scary wack job Beth Cooper was. 892 00:57:10,135 --> 00:57:12,886 No other girl would ever live up to her mythic proportions. 893 00:57:13,054 --> 00:57:17,433 She's not a scary wack job. She's not a wack job. 894 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:20,018 Dude, don't backpedal, you know. Onwards! 895 00:57:20,186 --> 00:57:21,228 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 896 00:57:21,396 --> 00:57:24,648 Your new hopeless obsession might be at this very party. 897 00:57:25,358 --> 00:57:26,692 Denny! 898 00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:28,444 Oh, secret shame. 899 00:57:28,611 --> 00:57:29,653 This is so great. 900 00:57:29,821 --> 00:57:31,905 I didn't expect to see you here. 901 00:57:33,408 --> 00:57:34,741 Patty. 902 00:57:35,702 --> 00:57:40,581 I loved your speech. You said some very perceptive things. 903 00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:43,917 Richard, do you know Victoria? 904 00:57:44,085 --> 00:57:47,880 Yes, certainamente. You, uh, lost weight, Tori. 905 00:57:49,174 --> 00:57:51,508 You're not wearing shoes. 906 00:57:52,427 --> 00:57:54,219 Nobody wears shoes anymore. 907 00:57:54,387 --> 00:57:56,680 PATTY: Denny, what happened to your poor face? 908 00:57:57,056 --> 00:57:58,807 Greg Saloga beat you up, I bet. 909 00:57:58,975 --> 00:58:01,768 Or Valli Wooley, she paid someone to beat you up? 910 00:58:01,936 --> 00:58:06,273 No, the Coove had a little dust-up with Beth Cooper's boyfriend. 911 00:58:06,566 --> 00:58:09,067 Beth Cooper? RICH: Yeah, ex-boyfriend actually. 912 00:58:09,235 --> 00:58:13,113 Army, dark ops, couldn't stand the idea of the Coove here and Beth... 913 00:58:13,281 --> 00:58:14,990 ...so it went to blows. 914 00:58:15,158 --> 00:58:19,036 I mean, you think this is bad, you should see the other guy. 915 00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:22,122 DENIS: Yeah, I mean, I feel bad for him. 916 00:58:22,290 --> 00:58:25,334 He's in the hospital, all beaten up and shit. 917 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:28,045 To tell you the truth, I just hope he's okay. 918 00:58:28,213 --> 00:58:29,338 Me too. 919 00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:32,508 Actually, he's upstairs. 920 00:58:33,593 --> 00:58:35,719 Um, whoa, uh... 921 00:58:35,887 --> 00:58:37,804 Right, look at the time here. 922 00:58:37,972 --> 00:58:42,142 My female fiancée's getting off her shift at Hooters, so... 923 00:58:42,310 --> 00:58:45,395 Wow, you know, but this has been a pleasure, ladies, so... 924 00:58:45,563 --> 00:58:48,273 Good luck! It was nice seeing you! 925 00:58:49,234 --> 00:58:50,442 Bye! 926 00:58:51,819 --> 00:58:53,070 Sorry. 927 00:58:53,488 --> 00:58:55,656 Where are you going? We gotta get out of here. 928 00:58:55,823 --> 00:58:57,241 VALLl: Asshole! 929 00:58:57,408 --> 00:58:58,659 What are you doing here? 930 00:59:01,329 --> 00:59:02,496 Don't. 931 00:59:11,256 --> 00:59:12,589 [WHISTLES] 932 00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:15,467 So we meet again. 933 00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:20,931 Really? Ernst Blofeld in just like every Bond movie. Oh, okay. 934 00:59:21,099 --> 00:59:22,391 Kevin, just stop. 935 00:59:24,018 --> 00:59:25,561 Get out of here. 936 00:59:26,145 --> 00:59:28,772 And get yourself tested for gonorrhea. 937 00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:35,195 Why don't you get that tight, pretty butt of yours in my vehicle, all right? 938 00:59:36,656 --> 00:59:38,031 Move out! 939 00:59:45,832 --> 00:59:47,249 CAMMY: Are you okay? 940 00:59:51,087 --> 00:59:52,421 Stay here. 941 00:59:54,966 --> 00:59:56,383 KEVIN: Clear out! 942 00:59:56,551 --> 00:59:57,884 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 943 00:59:58,052 --> 00:59:59,720 [DENIS GRUNTING] 944 01:00:02,974 --> 01:00:05,475 I am not your plaything! 945 01:00:07,895 --> 01:00:12,065 No, no, come on! Come on, people! Are you just gonna let him murder me? 946 01:00:12,233 --> 01:00:13,275 VALLl: Wait! 947 01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:14,568 [MUSIC STOPS] 948 01:00:17,905 --> 01:00:20,365 I am not worthless, okay? 949 01:00:20,533 --> 01:00:24,578 Look at this party. Look at all my friends. 950 01:00:25,246 --> 01:00:27,205 Cause brain damage. 951 01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:31,501 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 952 01:00:31,669 --> 01:00:33,086 Thank God, Coach Raupp. 953 01:00:33,254 --> 01:00:34,630 Ladies. 954 01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:36,632 Some ground rules. 955 01:00:36,799 --> 01:00:40,010 You're not gonna stop it? Look, all I want is a fair fight. 956 01:00:40,178 --> 01:00:43,263 Fair fight? Look at his arms, they're like redwoods. 957 01:00:43,431 --> 01:00:44,848 RAUPP: Yeah. Aren't they great? 958 01:00:45,016 --> 01:00:46,767 Okay. Pretty simple. 959 01:00:46,934 --> 01:00:51,438 No biting, scratching, hair-pulling. None of that sissy stuff, okay? 960 01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:53,065 Headbutt? Definitely. 961 01:00:53,232 --> 01:00:56,735 And remember, once your opponent loses consciousness... 962 01:00:56,903 --> 01:00:58,278 ...the beating is over. 963 01:00:58,446 --> 01:00:59,905 Okay? 964 01:01:00,073 --> 01:01:01,239 And... 965 01:01:01,783 --> 01:01:02,991 ...fight. 966 01:01:06,788 --> 01:01:08,622 Cooverman, Bison pride. 967 01:01:09,248 --> 01:01:11,083 No, I'm not gonna fight him. 968 01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:13,877 Don't be such a pussy, pussy. Come on. 969 01:01:14,170 --> 01:01:17,839 Look, Kevin, you've won, okay? 970 01:01:18,007 --> 01:01:19,257 You got the girl... 971 01:01:19,425 --> 01:01:22,094 ...you've humiliated me in front of all my peers. 972 01:01:22,261 --> 01:01:26,181 I apologize and surrender unconditionally. 973 01:01:27,266 --> 01:01:28,600 [GRUNTS] 974 01:01:29,060 --> 01:01:30,894 Denis. 975 01:01:31,062 --> 01:01:32,562 PATTY: Denny, your face. 976 01:01:32,730 --> 01:01:36,817 Wow. Ha, ha. Oh, man! That was great. 977 01:01:36,984 --> 01:01:38,527 Are you okay? 978 01:01:39,278 --> 01:01:40,320 Get up! 979 01:01:41,906 --> 01:01:43,824 You can take him. No, no. 980 01:01:43,991 --> 01:01:45,158 You can do this. 981 01:01:45,785 --> 01:01:48,161 Get up! Come on. 982 01:01:48,663 --> 01:01:50,539 Hey! 983 01:01:50,707 --> 01:01:51,873 Leave my friend alone! 984 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,835 [GRUNTING] 985 01:01:56,462 --> 01:01:57,504 Let's get him. 986 01:02:01,843 --> 01:02:03,927 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Timeout, Salo... 987 01:02:10,184 --> 01:02:11,893 That all you got, son, huh? 988 01:02:26,159 --> 01:02:28,869 Now, Denis, where were we? 989 01:02:30,538 --> 01:02:32,539 [TIRES SQUEALING] 990 01:02:52,226 --> 01:02:53,977 [OVER PA] Denis Cooverman. 991 01:02:57,231 --> 01:02:58,398 Come on. 992 01:03:01,652 --> 01:03:03,445 KEVIN: Where do you think you're going? 993 01:03:07,825 --> 01:03:09,910 BETH: Okay, time to get in the car! Get in the car. 994 01:03:10,411 --> 01:03:13,079 Denis! Come on. 995 01:03:19,253 --> 01:03:20,504 VALET: Watch it! 996 01:03:28,262 --> 01:03:29,763 [BETH WHOOPS] 997 01:03:29,931 --> 01:03:32,766 Do you know how many laws you just broke? 998 01:03:32,934 --> 01:03:35,268 Grand theft auto, criminal destruction of property... 999 01:03:35,436 --> 01:03:38,063 ...assault with a deadly weapon, aggravated battery... 1000 01:03:38,231 --> 01:03:42,400 ...leaving the scene of an accident, speeding, and now failure to stop! 1001 01:03:42,568 --> 01:03:46,196 That's seven, at least! That's a new record! 1002 01:03:46,364 --> 01:03:48,448 I don't think that's a record. 1003 01:03:48,616 --> 01:03:50,283 DENIS: I think you should pull over. 1004 01:03:50,451 --> 01:03:51,618 Pull over, Beth. Ha. 1005 01:03:51,953 --> 01:03:54,037 Hey, how about this? How about: 1006 01:03:54,205 --> 01:03:58,041 "Thank you. Thank you, Beth, for saving my life again?" 1007 01:03:58,209 --> 01:04:01,545 Saving my life? Saving my...? 1008 01:04:02,129 --> 01:04:05,090 You're the one who almost ran over me with a military vehicle... 1009 01:04:05,258 --> 01:04:07,968 ...owned by some homicidal rage ape you call a boyfriend... 1010 01:04:08,135 --> 01:04:09,970 ...who's been trying to kill me all night! 1011 01:04:10,137 --> 01:04:12,264 You're spitting your blood at me! Pbbt. 1012 01:04:12,431 --> 01:04:15,016 You're supposed to keep your bodily fluids to yourself. 1013 01:04:15,184 --> 01:04:19,855 You know what? This is not fun anymore. 1014 01:04:21,941 --> 01:04:24,109 Who said it's supposed to be fun? 1015 01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:45,463 Everybody out. 1016 01:04:49,802 --> 01:04:52,971 Uh-uh. No, no, no. What are we doing here? 1017 01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:54,639 I have a key to the school. 1018 01:04:54,807 --> 01:04:56,433 You have a key to the school. 1019 01:04:56,601 --> 01:04:59,853 Head cheerleader is a position of trust and responsibility. 1020 01:05:00,021 --> 01:05:02,480 Heh, heh. Fools. Ha, ha, ha. 1021 01:05:08,863 --> 01:05:12,365 Come on, Denis. This is the least illegal thing we've done all night. 1022 01:05:12,533 --> 01:05:14,367 Sit. You'll enjoy it. 1023 01:05:19,874 --> 01:05:21,750 Ready, girls? Yes. 1024 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:24,252 [CHANTING] Five, six, seven, eight! 1025 01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:27,380 Are you ready? Ready for the best 1026 01:05:27,548 --> 01:05:30,759 B-G, number one Oh, yeah, nothing less 1027 01:05:30,927 --> 01:05:33,553 Five, six, seven, eight! 1028 01:05:33,721 --> 01:05:36,890 We're going to the top We can't be stopped 1029 01:05:37,058 --> 01:05:39,392 Come on, girls Yell yellow! 1030 01:05:39,810 --> 01:05:41,144 Yellow. 1031 01:05:41,312 --> 01:05:42,520 GROUP: Yell blue! 1032 01:05:42,688 --> 01:05:43,939 Blue! 1033 01:05:44,315 --> 01:05:47,275 GROUP: Mighty Bisons Oh, yeah, let's fight 1034 01:05:47,443 --> 01:05:50,236 Ready and slow it down. 1035 01:05:50,404 --> 01:05:54,407 Can you feel it? What? Can you feel the heat? 1036 01:05:54,575 --> 01:05:58,203 Yellow and blue Oh, yeah, how sweet 1037 01:05:58,496 --> 01:06:01,164 Ready and last time 1038 01:06:01,332 --> 01:06:04,709 With spirit and spark We steal the show 1039 01:06:04,877 --> 01:06:08,254 Mighty Bisons, kiss, kiss Gotta go! 1040 01:06:08,422 --> 01:06:09,965 Yeah! 1041 01:06:11,425 --> 01:06:13,426 [LAUGHING] 1042 01:06:32,196 --> 01:06:34,114 Let's hit the showers. 1043 01:06:34,281 --> 01:06:37,283 Showers! Showers! Yay! 1044 01:06:38,285 --> 01:06:40,704 BETH: Let's go! Come on, hurry! TREECE: Showers! 1045 01:06:40,871 --> 01:06:42,872 [TREECE & BETH WHOOPING AND SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 1046 01:06:51,424 --> 01:06:53,758 They're hitting the showers. Yeah. 1047 01:06:53,926 --> 01:06:55,218 Come on! 1048 01:06:55,386 --> 01:06:58,221 L... l... I'd love to. I just, um... 1049 01:06:58,389 --> 01:07:01,808 I don't think we were invited. Uh, I'm pretty sure we were. 1050 01:07:04,145 --> 01:07:06,479 You know, Rich... 1051 01:07:07,732 --> 01:07:10,150 ...you don't have to prove anything. 1052 01:07:17,074 --> 01:07:19,075 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 1053 01:07:27,793 --> 01:07:29,794 [BETH SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 1054 01:07:33,174 --> 01:07:34,758 BETH: Some woman. 1055 01:07:36,218 --> 01:07:37,594 Oh, yeah. 1056 01:07:38,512 --> 01:07:41,848 I said yes, immediately. I was like... 1057 01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:45,518 Sorry. BETH: Denis. 1058 01:07:50,357 --> 01:07:52,025 Don't be shy. 1059 01:08:00,284 --> 01:08:01,367 [MOANS] 1060 01:08:01,535 --> 01:08:02,827 God. 1061 01:08:03,037 --> 01:08:04,370 Oh. 1062 01:08:08,876 --> 01:08:11,628 TREECE: Hey, space boy. Come get wet. 1063 01:08:12,254 --> 01:08:14,255 [GIRLS GIGGLING AND SHRIEKING] 1064 01:08:17,885 --> 01:08:20,386 That invitation good enough for you? 1065 01:08:21,388 --> 01:08:24,015 I just don't think we should be... 1066 01:08:24,183 --> 01:08:26,893 Stop! Stop thinking with your brain, dude. 1067 01:08:27,061 --> 01:08:31,272 I don't wanna ruin anything. There's nothing left to ruin! 1068 01:08:31,440 --> 01:08:33,733 You know, except maybe this. 1069 01:08:33,901 --> 01:08:36,736 And this, my friend, is a rare occasion. 1070 01:08:36,904 --> 01:08:38,905 Chances like this don't come along every day. 1071 01:08:39,073 --> 01:08:40,573 In fact, they never come along. 1072 01:08:40,741 --> 01:08:42,242 This does not happen! 1073 01:08:42,409 --> 01:08:44,244 TREECE: Are you guys coming? 1074 01:08:45,287 --> 01:08:50,875 "Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary." 1075 01:08:51,043 --> 01:08:53,670 Robin Williams, and your dad. 1076 01:08:55,589 --> 01:09:00,385 I'm just trying to make it through the night alive, okay? 1077 01:09:00,636 --> 01:09:02,971 You're not alive unless you're living. 1078 01:09:05,266 --> 01:09:06,432 Who said that? 1079 01:09:08,561 --> 01:09:10,103 I think I did. 1080 01:09:13,566 --> 01:09:15,775 "Here's Johnny!" 1081 01:09:16,110 --> 01:09:18,111 [ROARING] 1082 01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:20,572 [GIRLS SHRIEKING] 1083 01:09:30,082 --> 01:09:32,500 Carpe diem. 1084 01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:41,009 [HUMMING] 1085 01:09:50,477 --> 01:09:51,811 Beth. 1086 01:09:52,855 --> 01:09:56,149 Gotta tell you, you're in for a treat. 1087 01:09:56,317 --> 01:09:59,986 Been reading a few of my mom's ladies magazines... 1088 01:10:00,154 --> 01:10:04,324 ...and they've got a couple secrets on how to ultimately pleasure you. 1089 01:10:04,491 --> 01:10:05,992 [GRUNTING] 1090 01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:19,547 How did you find us?! LoJack, dipshit. 1091 01:10:19,715 --> 01:10:21,758 RICH: Man of war! 1092 01:10:22,718 --> 01:10:25,386 Taste my wet blade. 1093 01:10:26,847 --> 01:10:28,806 [GRUNTING] 1094 01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:36,022 BETH: Come on! Get your stuff! RICH: Go! 1095 01:10:36,190 --> 01:10:39,025 DENIS: Are you sure? I can handle these three. 1096 01:10:40,402 --> 01:10:43,279 I've been preparing for this all my life. 1097 01:10:43,572 --> 01:10:45,740 Help! Help! 1098 01:10:48,619 --> 01:10:50,620 [LAUGHING] 1099 01:10:55,626 --> 01:10:57,710 BOY: Come on, let's get out of here. 1100 01:11:05,219 --> 01:11:06,844 Never again. 1101 01:11:14,603 --> 01:11:15,937 Yes! 1102 01:11:40,921 --> 01:11:43,589 Come on, hurry up! I'm trying, stop moving! 1103 01:11:43,757 --> 01:11:45,842 BETH: What happened to your pants? 1104 01:11:46,010 --> 01:11:47,927 Your boyfriend has them. 1105 01:11:48,095 --> 01:11:50,388 Okay, we gotta go, come on. Get your stuff! 1106 01:11:50,556 --> 01:11:52,265 Come on, come on, come on! 1107 01:11:57,688 --> 01:12:01,607 Aw, how sweet. Kevin brought back my car. 1108 01:12:01,775 --> 01:12:02,942 Come on! 1109 01:12:03,110 --> 01:12:04,360 DENIS: Hey, what about Rich? 1110 01:12:04,528 --> 01:12:06,529 [RICH & KEVIN GRUNTING] 1111 01:12:31,638 --> 01:12:35,141 Yah! Is that all you've got? 1112 01:12:35,309 --> 01:12:37,894 Oh. Oh, one more? 1113 01:12:39,897 --> 01:12:42,190 Ha, ha, ha. Classic. 1114 01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:49,781 [LAUGHING] 1115 01:12:51,158 --> 01:12:52,909 Guys! DENIS: Rich! 1116 01:12:53,077 --> 01:12:56,079 Rich, I got your clothes. Hurry up. 1117 01:12:58,165 --> 01:13:00,875 Yah! TREECE: Come on, come on, come on! 1118 01:13:01,043 --> 01:13:02,835 Okay, go, go. 1119 01:13:06,340 --> 01:13:08,132 [TRUCK HORN HONKING] 1120 01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:12,512 Goddamn truck drivers. 1121 01:13:12,679 --> 01:13:14,180 Where are we going? 1122 01:13:14,556 --> 01:13:16,516 We can go to my dad's cabin. 1123 01:13:16,683 --> 01:13:20,353 I can go there anytime I want as long as I don't tell Mom where it is. 1124 01:13:20,896 --> 01:13:24,107 You know what, I just, um... I wanna go home. 1125 01:13:24,274 --> 01:13:26,692 You know, you're the one who started this. 1126 01:13:27,736 --> 01:13:28,945 Me? 1127 01:13:29,113 --> 01:13:30,947 Yeah, you. 1128 01:13:31,115 --> 01:13:34,325 You're the geek who, in front of the entire school, our friends and family... 1129 01:13:34,493 --> 01:13:37,495 ...declared your love for someone you don't know a thing about. 1130 01:13:37,788 --> 01:13:40,373 He knows a lot about you. Quiz him. 1131 01:13:41,583 --> 01:13:45,795 He knows your locker combo. He knows your favorite antiperspirant. 1132 01:13:46,296 --> 01:13:48,047 He knows your blood type. 1133 01:13:48,215 --> 01:13:52,760 Okay, I hate to remind you this, Beth, but you said it was sweet. 1134 01:13:53,971 --> 01:13:57,849 You did. Oh, my God, and you came to my house. 1135 01:13:58,016 --> 01:14:01,269 If you didn't think it was sweet, why would you come to my house? 1136 01:14:01,437 --> 01:14:03,062 What do you think, super genius? 1137 01:14:03,230 --> 01:14:04,689 We thought it would be funny. 1138 01:14:09,153 --> 01:14:10,987 Oh. Okay. 1139 01:14:15,534 --> 01:14:19,120 Are you just gonna keep bleeding? Yeah, for about three days. 1140 01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:21,747 Just put your head back. 1141 01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:25,751 Now it's dripping down my throat. Here. 1142 01:14:25,919 --> 01:14:28,796 Stick these up there. They're super absorbent. 1143 01:14:51,612 --> 01:14:55,740 Listen, about what Cammy said before. 1144 01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:58,493 She thought it would be funny. 1145 01:15:00,287 --> 01:15:04,790 I mean, we all thought it would be a fun thing to do. 1146 01:15:07,419 --> 01:15:10,087 Guess I did think it would be a little funny. 1147 01:15:12,132 --> 01:15:13,508 I'm sorry. 1148 01:15:15,636 --> 01:15:18,179 Guys tell me they love me all the time. 1149 01:15:18,597 --> 01:15:21,724 And it's usually because they want something. 1150 01:15:24,228 --> 01:15:27,813 Well, it was kind of funny, right? 1151 01:15:29,691 --> 01:15:30,858 Ha, ha, ha. 1152 01:15:31,068 --> 01:15:32,777 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1153 01:15:32,945 --> 01:15:36,113 Please, take those out now. Your wish. 1154 01:15:36,657 --> 01:15:38,491 [GRUNTING] 1155 01:15:38,659 --> 01:15:40,826 [BOTH GROAN] 1156 01:15:44,039 --> 01:15:45,873 BETH: Can I say something personal? 1157 01:15:46,208 --> 01:15:47,542 Sure. 1158 01:15:48,502 --> 01:15:50,503 You smell like a dead homeless guy. 1159 01:15:51,004 --> 01:15:52,171 [LAUGHS] 1160 01:15:52,339 --> 01:15:56,175 Yeah, it's probably my shirt. There's hummus. 1161 01:15:56,426 --> 01:15:57,885 Take it off. 1162 01:15:58,095 --> 01:16:00,513 Oh, no, I can leave it on, it's fine. 1163 01:16:00,931 --> 01:16:03,849 I'm not gonna molest you. Take it off. 1164 01:16:06,645 --> 01:16:08,938 Take it off, take it off. 1165 01:16:17,281 --> 01:16:19,699 Let me just air it out a little. 1166 01:16:20,450 --> 01:16:22,159 Oh, shit! 1167 01:16:24,538 --> 01:16:25,871 [TREECE GASPS] 1168 01:16:28,083 --> 01:16:29,292 BETH: Sorry. 1169 01:16:40,804 --> 01:16:44,223 Okay, it was somewhere around here. You can stop. 1170 01:16:49,896 --> 01:16:51,897 [CAMMY AND RICH LAUGHING] 1171 01:16:53,734 --> 01:16:56,110 Oh, my God. What? 1172 01:16:58,113 --> 01:16:59,947 Really? Dude. 1173 01:17:01,617 --> 01:17:03,576 I think those are his lucky underpants. 1174 01:17:07,414 --> 01:17:09,123 Give me my poncho. 1175 01:17:10,417 --> 01:17:12,418 Give me my poncho. RICH: Oh, my God. 1176 01:17:13,211 --> 01:17:16,088 What are you doing? You're so mean. 1177 01:17:16,256 --> 01:17:17,590 RICH: What? 1178 01:17:17,758 --> 01:17:19,675 DENIS: Actually, I got these as a gag gift... 1179 01:17:19,843 --> 01:17:22,094 ...so it's appropriate that you're laughing. 1180 01:17:22,262 --> 01:17:26,098 No, it's good, I'm happy that you're... You guys got the joke! Good one. 1181 01:17:26,266 --> 01:17:28,643 Get in here. No, purple's not really my color. 1182 01:17:28,810 --> 01:17:32,188 It's fuchsia and it's my favorite color. Sorry. 1183 01:17:32,356 --> 01:17:33,939 That's fine. Okay. 1184 01:17:34,107 --> 01:17:35,816 There we go. All better. 1185 01:17:35,984 --> 01:17:38,778 How do I look? Good? Great. 1186 01:17:42,699 --> 01:17:45,868 Ha, ha, ha. That pink poncho's sort of cute. 1187 01:17:46,703 --> 01:17:47,828 What? 1188 01:17:49,039 --> 01:17:50,498 Goddamn Kevin. 1189 01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:54,460 Because of you I am in the middle of nowhere looking for a shirt. 1190 01:17:54,628 --> 01:17:57,755 Oh, yeah, no, goddamn that Kevin. 1191 01:17:59,466 --> 01:18:01,467 Why do you even go out with him, anyway? 1192 01:18:02,427 --> 01:18:06,681 In the beginning, he was sweet. He made me laugh. 1193 01:18:07,307 --> 01:18:10,559 And when he smiled... He was really hot. 1194 01:18:13,021 --> 01:18:14,480 I don't know. 1195 01:18:14,648 --> 01:18:19,568 Guess it was the way other girls looked at me when I was with him. 1196 01:18:20,195 --> 01:18:21,821 I felt proud. 1197 01:18:22,322 --> 01:18:27,993 Thought I was the lucky girl this big, strong Army guy chose. 1198 01:18:28,495 --> 01:18:30,329 It didn't bother you that he was an a...? 1199 01:18:30,497 --> 01:18:31,539 An asshole? 1200 01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:33,416 Yeah. 1201 01:18:33,917 --> 01:18:37,169 I just made excuses for him because... 1202 01:18:39,089 --> 01:18:41,340 ...it was nice to feel wanted. 1203 01:18:41,675 --> 01:18:43,426 See, I don't get that... 1204 01:18:43,593 --> 01:18:47,513 ...because there are so many guys who would love to be with you. 1205 01:18:47,681 --> 01:18:50,641 Yeah. For a night, maybe. 1206 01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:58,315 So why did you do it? The speech? 1207 01:18:59,234 --> 01:19:00,693 I don't know. 1208 01:19:01,528 --> 01:19:02,945 It's just... 1209 01:19:04,239 --> 01:19:06,532 You're the head cheerleader... 1210 01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:08,534 ...and I'm the captain of the debate team. 1211 01:19:08,702 --> 01:19:13,289 And I know it's ridiculous to think that you and me would even... 1212 01:19:16,126 --> 01:19:18,502 I guess I just wanted to talk to you. 1213 01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:23,507 And I never did, and then I realized... 1214 01:19:24,885 --> 01:19:27,428 ...that was my last chance, you know? 1215 01:19:29,431 --> 01:19:31,307 Well, I'm glad you did. 1216 01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:38,314 Look! Your shirt. 1217 01:19:39,858 --> 01:19:43,068 Oh, uh, um... 1218 01:19:47,073 --> 01:19:48,407 Oh. 1219 01:19:49,534 --> 01:19:50,868 Aw. 1220 01:19:51,119 --> 01:19:54,246 Hi! Oh, you're so cute! Hi, little fella. 1221 01:19:54,581 --> 01:19:57,833 Hey, no. No, that's not food. BETH: Hi, cutie! 1222 01:19:58,001 --> 01:20:00,252 That's my shirt. Okay, so just, uh... 1223 01:20:01,087 --> 01:20:03,088 [SNARLING] 1224 01:20:03,256 --> 01:20:05,257 [BOTH SCREAMING] 1225 01:20:09,554 --> 01:20:10,721 DENIS: He looked at me! 1226 01:20:10,889 --> 01:20:14,016 He looked right at me! He's gonna eat me! 1227 01:20:23,318 --> 01:20:25,820 BETH: Whoo! Party! 1228 01:20:27,072 --> 01:20:29,073 [CHATTERING AND LAUGHING] 1229 01:20:39,376 --> 01:20:41,043 Smells like death in here. 1230 01:20:41,211 --> 01:20:45,589 My dad just bought all this stuff. He's never killed anything. 1231 01:20:45,757 --> 01:20:47,883 They are kind of cute, huh? Rawr. 1232 01:20:48,969 --> 01:20:51,136 Dude, you look ridiculous. 1233 01:20:51,304 --> 01:20:53,472 Well, what am I supposed to do? I don't... 1234 01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:54,682 Treece, darling... 1235 01:20:54,850 --> 01:20:57,017 would you get this lovely lady something to wear? 1236 01:20:57,185 --> 01:20:58,561 Yeah, try the bedroom. 1237 01:20:58,812 --> 01:21:00,646 Okay, who wants a drink? 1238 01:21:00,814 --> 01:21:03,148 I do, please. I want one. 1239 01:21:03,984 --> 01:21:05,609 [IN RUSSIAN ACCENT] Vodka! Hee, hee. 1240 01:21:14,494 --> 01:21:16,161 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Okay, a toast. 1241 01:21:16,621 --> 01:21:19,707 You know what's weird? I didn't give this to him. 1242 01:21:20,584 --> 01:21:25,170 Anyway, to the world's greatest night. 1243 01:21:25,338 --> 01:21:27,172 Yeah. Whoo! 1244 01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:35,681 [TREECE & BETH GASPING] 1245 01:21:36,016 --> 01:21:38,809 Wow. BETH: Look, it's almost morning. 1246 01:21:40,145 --> 01:21:43,355 Does anyone wanna come watch the sunrise with me? 1247 01:21:44,190 --> 01:21:45,482 Yeah. 1248 01:21:47,485 --> 01:21:49,486 [GIGGLING] 1249 01:21:59,164 --> 01:22:00,831 Hey. 1250 01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:04,001 Hey, can I ask you something? 1251 01:22:04,669 --> 01:22:05,878 What? 1252 01:22:06,296 --> 01:22:08,464 It's about your brother. 1253 01:22:10,133 --> 01:22:11,550 What about him? 1254 01:22:12,719 --> 01:22:14,637 What was his name? 1255 01:22:15,805 --> 01:22:17,139 David. 1256 01:22:18,558 --> 01:22:20,059 What was he like? 1257 01:22:21,478 --> 01:22:24,188 He was already sick when I was born. 1258 01:22:24,564 --> 01:22:27,650 Died when I was 2. He was 12. 1259 01:22:28,902 --> 01:22:31,070 I don't remember him at all. 1260 01:22:31,571 --> 01:22:35,699 There's this picture of me visiting him at the hospital... 1261 01:22:35,867 --> 01:22:39,119 ...and it's like he's just some sick kid. 1262 01:22:39,287 --> 01:22:44,083 It's the big, dramatic tragedy of my life, and I wasn't even there. 1263 01:22:44,709 --> 01:22:47,795 DENIS: Yeah, but you were there. 1264 01:22:48,338 --> 01:22:51,048 I mean, maybe you don't remember... 1265 01:22:51,758 --> 01:22:53,592 ...but I'll bet it meant a lot to him. 1266 01:22:54,427 --> 01:22:57,388 BETH: Thank you. That was very sweet. 1267 01:23:07,273 --> 01:23:09,608 "Say hello to my little friend!" 1268 01:23:09,776 --> 01:23:11,443 Ha, ha, ha. Wow. 1269 01:23:11,611 --> 01:23:12,903 What? 1270 01:23:13,071 --> 01:23:16,532 Scarface. Pacino, '82, De Palma. 1271 01:23:18,576 --> 01:23:19,868 Look. 1272 01:23:24,624 --> 01:23:27,918 "Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!" 1273 01:23:29,295 --> 01:23:30,462 [GRUNTING] 1274 01:23:30,630 --> 01:23:32,297 [LAUGHING] 1275 01:23:32,465 --> 01:23:33,507 What? 1276 01:23:35,343 --> 01:23:39,304 It's John Wayne. It's John Wayne, 1969, True Grit. 1277 01:23:40,140 --> 01:23:42,641 Oh, my God! I peed, I peed, I peed! 1278 01:23:42,809 --> 01:23:44,810 [LAUGHING] 1279 01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:47,646 No, it's not... It's not that funny. 1280 01:23:47,814 --> 01:23:50,566 No, it is, because you... 1281 01:23:53,695 --> 01:23:55,487 Why, because you think I'm gay? 1282 01:23:58,324 --> 01:23:59,700 You think incorrectly. 1283 01:23:59,868 --> 01:24:02,661 The lady doth protest too much, methinks. 1284 01:24:02,829 --> 01:24:03,871 What? 1285 01:24:04,414 --> 01:24:06,165 Like you know Shakespeare. 1286 01:24:06,833 --> 01:24:10,085 Queen Gertrude to Hamlet, Act III, Scene 2... 1287 01:24:10,253 --> 01:24:14,506 ...1602, William Shakespeare, or possibly Edward de Vere. 1288 01:24:15,216 --> 01:24:16,550 Wow. 1289 01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:18,177 That's... Wow. 1290 01:24:18,344 --> 01:24:20,012 Yeah. 1291 01:24:22,182 --> 01:24:24,266 BETH: Wow, look at the sun. 1292 01:24:24,434 --> 01:24:26,268 It's so big and pretty. 1293 01:24:26,436 --> 01:24:29,021 Well, that's an optical illusion. 1294 01:24:29,189 --> 01:24:31,857 There are certain things that appear larger... 1295 01:24:32,025 --> 01:24:34,568 ...in context to the objects around them. 1296 01:24:36,571 --> 01:24:38,989 You know everything, Denis Cooverman. 1297 01:24:39,449 --> 01:24:43,702 No, no, not everything. There are some things I don't know. 1298 01:24:44,287 --> 01:24:45,996 Multiple things. 1299 01:24:46,539 --> 01:24:49,958 Well, I'll tell you one thing you know nothing about. 1300 01:24:50,126 --> 01:24:52,961 When a girl says the sunrise is big or pretty... 1301 01:24:53,129 --> 01:24:54,546 ...you know what you say? 1302 01:24:55,673 --> 01:24:58,050 Not what I said, presumably? 1303 01:24:58,218 --> 01:24:59,510 You don't say anything. 1304 01:24:59,677 --> 01:25:01,804 You just put your arm around her. 1305 01:25:05,934 --> 01:25:08,268 You know, just something for future reference. 1306 01:25:10,563 --> 01:25:14,024 For future reference, I'll remember that. 1307 01:25:19,739 --> 01:25:23,325 If you're not gay, why so unchubby in the shower? 1308 01:25:23,493 --> 01:25:26,954 Heh, heh, l... I was just being cool. 1309 01:25:27,122 --> 01:25:30,249 It was uncool of you to notice. 1310 01:25:30,875 --> 01:25:33,502 No 18-year-old boy is that cool. 1311 01:25:33,670 --> 01:25:36,505 I am that cool. 1312 01:25:37,590 --> 01:25:40,092 Nobody cares if you're gay. 1313 01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:43,262 I'm not. 1314 01:25:43,429 --> 01:25:47,975 Nobody cares, so just be gay already! 1315 01:25:50,019 --> 01:25:54,439 You, Richard Munsch, have never been with a woman. 1316 01:25:54,983 --> 01:25:56,650 Never been with one. 1317 01:25:56,818 --> 01:25:58,235 Wha? 1318 01:26:00,113 --> 01:26:01,446 Um... 1319 01:26:01,614 --> 01:26:03,615 [BOTH GIGGLING] 1320 01:26:12,041 --> 01:26:13,375 Watch... 1321 01:26:13,543 --> 01:26:14,877 TREECE: And learn. 1322 01:26:19,674 --> 01:26:22,926 That's nice, it's nice. Yeah. 1323 01:26:23,094 --> 01:26:25,137 You cool? Uh... 1324 01:26:25,305 --> 01:26:28,390 Long as everyone else is cool. 1325 01:26:30,435 --> 01:26:33,812 Hey, there is my chest hair. 1326 01:26:35,148 --> 01:26:37,482 Yeah, I'm liking that. I am, uh... 1327 01:26:37,901 --> 01:26:39,776 [MOANING] 1328 01:26:39,944 --> 01:26:42,362 Yeah, definitely reacted to that. 1329 01:26:43,531 --> 01:26:44,865 Uh... 1330 01:26:45,783 --> 01:26:49,077 Hey, this is, wow, great, you know, really top-notch... 1331 01:26:49,245 --> 01:26:53,207 ...but I left my latex sheaths back at the house, so... 1332 01:26:53,374 --> 01:26:54,416 That's okay. 1333 01:26:54,584 --> 01:26:56,001 Treece's got some, don't you, Treece? 1334 01:26:56,169 --> 01:26:57,669 I've got gobs. 1335 01:26:57,837 --> 01:26:59,129 Gobs? 1336 01:27:11,517 --> 01:27:15,020 Well, that was expedient. 1337 01:27:15,355 --> 01:27:17,856 But at least we know you're not gay. 1338 01:27:18,024 --> 01:27:21,235 Yeah, tell that to my dad. What's his number? 1339 01:27:28,284 --> 01:27:30,077 So do you still love me? 1340 01:27:30,912 --> 01:27:32,037 Yeah. 1341 01:27:32,205 --> 01:27:35,040 Am I everything you've ever masturbated to? 1342 01:27:35,708 --> 01:27:37,793 No, it's not like that with you. 1343 01:27:37,961 --> 01:27:41,797 I mean, you're different than I imagined. 1344 01:27:42,382 --> 01:27:45,300 You're real. 1345 01:27:46,469 --> 01:27:47,678 And scary. 1346 01:27:48,054 --> 01:27:49,054 [LAUGHING] 1347 01:27:49,222 --> 01:27:51,932 And exciting and fun. 1348 01:27:52,183 --> 01:27:54,893 But I thought you said this wasn't fun. 1349 01:27:58,022 --> 01:28:01,066 All my memories from high school are from tonight. 1350 01:28:06,406 --> 01:28:08,198 You gotta get out more often. 1351 01:28:08,992 --> 01:28:11,159 Yeah. Yeah. 1352 01:28:12,662 --> 01:28:14,371 Where are you going to college? 1353 01:28:14,539 --> 01:28:15,914 NYU. 1354 01:28:16,916 --> 01:28:19,626 What are you majoring in? Acting. 1355 01:28:19,794 --> 01:28:22,296 Shut up. Shut up! Mm-hm. Yeah. 1356 01:28:22,463 --> 01:28:23,672 Me too. Really? 1357 01:28:23,840 --> 01:28:25,299 Yeah, and directing. Wow. 1358 01:28:25,925 --> 01:28:28,802 If you wanna be an actress, why weren't you in Drama Club? 1359 01:28:29,721 --> 01:28:32,806 Social survival. That's a good call. 1360 01:28:32,974 --> 01:28:34,641 Mm-hm. 1361 01:28:34,809 --> 01:28:37,644 So who is your favorite director? 1362 01:28:37,812 --> 01:28:40,063 Hello, it was a threesome. 1363 01:28:41,774 --> 01:28:43,442 Wow. 1364 01:28:44,777 --> 01:28:47,362 I know high school wasn't great for you. 1365 01:28:48,448 --> 01:28:50,198 No, it was... 1366 01:28:51,284 --> 01:28:52,617 ...completely awful. 1367 01:28:55,496 --> 01:28:59,207 You see, the thing is, high school was great for me. 1368 01:29:00,626 --> 01:29:03,295 I had a great, great ride. 1369 01:29:06,132 --> 01:29:07,799 And now it's over. 1370 01:29:10,762 --> 01:29:14,389 You, you're gonna go off and become a doctor... 1371 01:29:14,557 --> 01:29:18,226 ...and cure cancer or whatever new diseases there are. 1372 01:29:19,228 --> 01:29:20,604 But this? 1373 01:29:22,523 --> 01:29:24,649 This is about it for me. 1374 01:29:27,111 --> 01:29:31,031 Everything in my life from here on out is just gonna be... 1375 01:29:35,203 --> 01:29:36,703 ...ordinary. 1376 01:29:39,374 --> 01:29:40,665 Wow. 1377 01:29:40,833 --> 01:29:44,086 That's such... 1378 01:29:44,670 --> 01:29:46,296 ...bullshit. 1379 01:29:46,839 --> 01:29:48,173 Heh. 1380 01:29:48,466 --> 01:29:50,509 Because the Beth Cooper I know? 1381 01:29:50,676 --> 01:29:53,512 The one that I now know... 1382 01:29:53,679 --> 01:29:59,184 ...is the most alive person I've ever met. 1383 01:30:01,646 --> 01:30:03,480 The Beth Cooper I know... 1384 01:30:03,648 --> 01:30:05,357 ...she's not gonna have an ordinary life. 1385 01:30:05,525 --> 01:30:07,859 She's gonna have an amazing life. 1386 01:30:08,027 --> 01:30:09,903 Slightly insane... 1387 01:30:10,071 --> 01:30:12,989 ...but never uninteresting... 1388 01:30:14,200 --> 01:30:16,660 ...always ass-kicking... 1389 01:30:17,912 --> 01:30:19,204 ...life. 1390 01:30:20,206 --> 01:30:22,707 How do you know that? 1391 01:30:24,043 --> 01:30:26,628 Because I'm a very smart guy. 1392 01:30:42,478 --> 01:30:43,895 All right, thank you very much. 1393 01:30:44,063 --> 01:30:45,105 Any luck? 1394 01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:47,732 No, they can't send anyone out till next week. 1395 01:30:47,900 --> 01:30:48,900 Explain this to me: 1396 01:30:49,068 --> 01:30:50,986 How do you put a microwave into the wall? 1397 01:30:51,154 --> 01:30:52,737 God only knows. 1398 01:30:52,905 --> 01:30:55,824 Oh, hi. I need to get my kitchen repaired. 1399 01:30:59,245 --> 01:31:01,788 COOVERMAN: Haven't I seen that car before? 1400 01:31:03,082 --> 01:31:04,416 MRS. COOVERMAN: Oh! 1401 01:31:04,584 --> 01:31:07,461 Denis! What happened to you? 1402 01:31:07,628 --> 01:31:09,838 I'm okay. I'm okay. 1403 01:31:14,969 --> 01:31:18,680 I can't talk about this. I'm gonna go make pancakes. 1404 01:31:20,391 --> 01:31:22,851 Or did she already make you breakfast? 1405 01:31:23,895 --> 01:31:25,228 [WHIMPERS] 1406 01:31:26,481 --> 01:31:27,814 Wow. 1407 01:31:30,485 --> 01:31:33,236 I talked to your dad, Rich. Yeah? 1408 01:31:33,404 --> 01:31:35,989 You might wanna hang out here for the rest of the day. 1409 01:31:36,157 --> 01:31:38,408 Okay. COOVERMAN: And tomorrow. 1410 01:31:38,576 --> 01:31:42,245 Okay. You know, just until it's safe. 1411 01:31:42,497 --> 01:31:44,331 Got it. Thanks. 1412 01:31:48,127 --> 01:31:51,421 I hope you had fun. I did. 1413 01:31:52,965 --> 01:31:56,009 You know we have to punish you, somehow? 1414 01:31:56,177 --> 01:31:59,471 Yeah. Figured that. 1415 01:31:59,639 --> 01:32:02,140 What do they do these days? Do they still ground you? 1416 01:32:02,308 --> 01:32:04,893 I don't even know. I don't know either. 1417 01:32:05,061 --> 01:32:06,478 But... 1418 01:32:07,230 --> 01:32:10,982 ...whatever it is, it was worth it. 1419 01:32:13,361 --> 01:32:15,111 Let's not tell your mother that. 1420 01:32:15,279 --> 01:32:16,530 Yeah. 1421 01:32:18,074 --> 01:32:21,243 We can discuss it inside. Okay. 1422 01:32:32,004 --> 01:32:33,296 So... 1423 01:32:35,466 --> 01:32:38,093 Good luck with Stanford and everything. 1424 01:32:38,970 --> 01:32:43,890 Yeah. You know, you too, with everything. 1425 01:32:46,769 --> 01:32:48,728 We should do this again sometime. 1426 01:32:50,356 --> 01:32:51,606 Sure. 1427 01:32:53,859 --> 01:32:55,569 Yeah, sure. 1428 01:33:10,751 --> 01:33:12,877 You're getting better at that. 1429 01:33:13,045 --> 01:33:14,546 I was bad before? 1430 01:33:14,714 --> 01:33:16,715 [LAUGHING] 1431 01:33:22,054 --> 01:33:23,388 Thank you... 1432 01:33:26,225 --> 01:33:27,809 ...for loving me. 1433 01:33:33,274 --> 01:33:35,150 What's not to love? 1434 01:33:45,661 --> 01:33:47,245 You remember that. 1435 01:33:53,502 --> 01:33:54,753 Hey, Beth. 1436 01:33:56,589 --> 01:33:59,591 See you at the reunion. Yes. 1437 01:34:00,134 --> 01:34:03,720 If we're both still single, I'll marry you. 1438 01:34:05,598 --> 01:34:07,182 That's a promise. 1439 01:34:22,114 --> 01:34:23,531 RICH: My lady. 1440 01:34:28,954 --> 01:34:30,455 DENIS: Drive safe. 1441 01:34:37,546 --> 01:34:40,048 So guess what? Hm? 1442 01:34:40,841 --> 01:34:42,384 I think I'm gay. 1443 01:34:42,885 --> 01:34:44,219 Yeah? 1444 01:34:44,387 --> 01:34:46,846 Oh, that's great, congratulations! 1445 01:34:47,056 --> 01:34:50,517 Dude. I'm not gay for you. 1446 01:34:50,810 --> 01:34:52,644 Yeah, no, I know. 1447 01:34:53,479 --> 01:34:56,022 You know, I could be bi. DENIS: Bi? 1448 01:34:56,190 --> 01:34:58,983 RICH: I was with two gorgeous ladies last night. 1449 01:34:59,151 --> 01:35:01,277 That's a lot more heterosexual than you. 1450 01:35:01,445 --> 01:35:03,279 DENIS: Well, hey, I did kiss Beth Cooper. 1451 01:35:03,447 --> 01:35:05,490 RICH: Now you gotta take it to the next level. 1452 01:35:05,658 --> 01:35:08,243 DENIS: I will. I'm not really gonna wait for the reunion. 1453 01:35:08,411 --> 01:35:10,954 I'll leave a message on Facebook, ask her out. 1454 01:35:11,122 --> 01:35:12,914 RICH: No, it has to be a grand gesture. 1455 01:35:13,082 --> 01:35:14,999 DENIS: Like what? RICH: You know where she lives. 1456 01:35:15,167 --> 01:35:17,836 Go to her house, bring a boom box, wait for her. 1457 01:35:18,003 --> 01:35:19,421 DENIS: That's stalking, Rich. 1458 01:35:19,588 --> 01:35:22,298 RICH: No, it's not stalking if you love the person. 1459 01:35:22,466 --> 01:35:26,511 Grab her and take her someplace where it can be just the two of you. 1460 01:35:26,679 --> 01:35:27,971 DENIS: Now, that's kidnapping. 1461 01:35:28,139 --> 01:35:29,514 RICH: It's romantic. 1462 01:35:31,058 --> 01:35:34,853 Okay, first we're gonna need some rope and duct tape.