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♪ DOO-BEE-DOO-WAH ♪
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♪ DOO-WAH ♪
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♪ WHEN LIFE
IS GETTING TO YOU ♪
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♪ PUT SOME FRESH
IN YOUR LIFE ♪
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♪ LET MINTOS
FRESHEN UP YOUR LIFE ♪
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♪ LIFE IS JUST A BREEZE ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU STAY
FRESH AND COOL ♪
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♪ BECAUSE MINTOS
PUTS THE FRESH IN LIFE ♪
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♪ TASTE THAT FRESHNESS,
JUST CAN'T BEAT IT ♪
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♪ MINTOS FRESHNESS ♪
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♪ LET MINTOS
FRESHEN YOUR LIFE ♪
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[Announcer]
MINTOS, THE FRESHMAKER.
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THESE COMMERCIALS
ARE STUPID.
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THEY CERTAINLY DON'T
MAKE ME WANT A MINTO.
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TOTALLY INEFFECTIVE.
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MUST KILL
LINCOLN.
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♪ IT SEEMS TODAY
THAT ALL YOU SEE ♪
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♪ IS VIOLENCE IN MOVIES
AND SEX ON T.V. ♪
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♪ BUT WHERE ARE THOSE GOOD,
OLD-FASHIONED VALUES ♪
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♪ ON WHICH WE USED TO RELY? ♪
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♪ LUCKY THERE'S A FAMILY GUY ♪
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♪ LUCKY THERE'S A MAN
WHO'LL POSITIVELY TELL YOU ♪
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♪ ALL THE THINGS
THAT MAKE US ♪
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♪ LAUGH 'N' CRY ♪
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♪ HE'S A FAMILY GUY ♪
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♪[Playing piano]
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[Crowd applauding]
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AAH!
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[Stewie]
BLAST YOU, WOMAN!
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AWAKE FROM YOUR
DAMNABLE REVERIE!
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[Sighs]
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HONEY, I'M DOING
THE DISHES.
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A THOUSAND PARDONS
FOR DISRUPTING
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YOUR FLATWARE
SANITATION RITUAL.
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BUT YOU SEE, I'M
IN SEARING PAIN!
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YOU'RE JUST
TEETHING, STEWIE.
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IT'S A NORMAL PART
OF A BABY'S LIFE.
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VERY WELL THEN,
I ORDER YOU TO
KILL ME AT ONCE!
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HONEY, I KNOW
YOU'RE HURTING.
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BUT MOMMY HAS TO
CLEAN UP THE HOUSE,
ALL RIGHT?
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NO, IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT!
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FOR THE LOVE
OF GOD, SHAKE ME!
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SHAKE ME LIKE
A BRITISH NANNY!
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[Sighing]
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OH, MAN.
THIS IS THE LIFE.
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HAND ME ANOTHER ONE OF
THEM PAWTUCKET PATRIOTS.
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GUYS, I WANT TO SAY
A TOAST TO YOU,
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QUAGMIRE, CLEVELAND...
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BRIAN.
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YEAH. IF YOU GUYS
WERE BEERS,
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I WOULD DRINK
EVERY ONE OF YOU.
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AND I WISH YOU WERE
BECAUSE WE'RE OUT.
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[Laughing]
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THAT'S FUNNY.
THAT'S EVEN MORE HUMOROUS
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THAN THAT JOKE YOU
TOLD US LAST NIGHT.
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OK, SO A JEWISH GUY
AND A CHINESE GUY
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WALK INTO
A BAR, RIGHT?
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WAIT A SECOND.
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JEWISH GUY AND A CHINESE GUY
WALK INTO A BAR.
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AND THERE'S A NAKED
PRIEST SITTING THERE.
AND HE...
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OH, SORRY, FATHER.
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NO, I'VE HEARD THEM ALL.
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OH, LOOK AT THE TIME.
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I PROMISED LORETTA
I WAS GONNA
TRIM THE HEDGES
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AND BE TENDER
WITH HER.
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BELIEVE ME,
CLEVELAND.
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OUR WIVES NEED SOME TIME
OFF AS MUCH AS WE DO.
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THIS IS WHEN
LOIS DOES ALL THOSE
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LITTLE THINGS THAT
WOMEN LIKE TO DO.
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[Grunting]
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[Car horn honking]
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I'LL BE ON YOUR
BED. NO CALLS.
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HEY, LOIS.
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I KNOW, YOU'VE BEEN
BUSY ALL DAY. SO I
TOOK CARE OF DINNER.
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REALLY?
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ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS GUT IT, CLEAN IT,
SCALE IT, AND COOK IT.
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MM-UAH.
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PETER, I SPENT ALL
MORNING CLEANING
UP THE HOUSE.
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AND IN 5 SECONDS,
YOU TURN IT INTO
LOW TIDE AT THE PIER.
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JEEZ. I'M SORRY, HONEY.
I'D HELP YOU CLEAN IT UP.
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BUT YOU KNOW HOW LOUSY
I AM WITH HOUSEWORK.
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REMEMBER WHEN I
TRIED DOING THE LAUNDRY?
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LET'S SEE.
SHIRTS, PANTS...
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H-HEY, I'M MISSING
ANOTHER SOCK.
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HEY!
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WELCOME TO NARNIA.
I'M MR. TUMNUS.
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GIVE ME BACK MY SOCK,
YOU GOAT BASTARD!
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HEY!
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YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S
BETTER IF I DO IT.
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[Stewie]
AH! DAMN IT TO THE BOWELS
OF BLOODY HELL!
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THE BABY'S UP.
CAN YOU GET HIM?
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OK. I HOPE HE
DOESN'T NEED CHANGING.
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I'M A LITTLE GUN-SHY
AFTER WHAT
HAPPENED LAST TIME.
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NO, YOU IMBECILE!
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THAT'S NOT TALC!
THAT'S PAPRIKA! AAH!
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TAKE THAT!
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ALL RIGHT,
I'LL DO THAT, TOO!
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CAN YOU AT LEAST TAKE
CHRIS TO HIS GAME?
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JEEZ, LOIS. I SPENT
ALL MORNING ON A
BOAT WITH MY FRIENDS
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DRINKING BEER,
TELLING JOKES,
AND SCREWING AROUND.
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HOW ABOUT A LITTLE
ME TIME?
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HONEY, I'M BEGGING YOU.
DROP CHRIS OFF
AT HIS SOCCER GAME
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AND COME
RIGHT HOME.
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I NEED YOU TO
LOOK AFTER STEWIE
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WHILE I'M TEACHING
PIANO LESSONS, PLEASE!
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ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
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HEH. YOU KNOW I SPOIL YOU.
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THANKS FOR
THE RIDE, DAD.
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ALL RIGHT.
HAVE FUN, CHRIS.
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HEY, PETEY!
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QUAGMIRE? WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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OH, YOU KNOW,
SOCCER MOMS!
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[Giggling]
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ALL RIGHT.
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I'D LIKE TO HANG
AROUND WITH YOU.
BUT LOIS NEEDS ME AT HOME.
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I GOT BEER.
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BOO, LOIS! YAY, BEER!
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SHH, SHH, SHH.
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IT'S OK, STEWIE.
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WHERE THE
HELL'S PETER?
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THAT WAS GOOD, REUBEN.
NOW PLAY BRAHMS' LULLABY.
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♪ LULLABY AND GOOD NIGHT ♪
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ENOUGH! THE ONLY THING WORSE
THAN THE WRETCHED PAIN
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IN MY MOUTH IS THE EXCREMENT
SPEWING FROM YOURS!
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OH, I WISH I COULD MAKE
THE PAIN GO AWAY SOONER.
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BUT I CAN'T
TURN TIME FORWARD.
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OH, NO!
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PERHAPS I CAN!
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OF COURSE! I'LL SIMPLY
BUILD A MACHINE
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THAT CAN MOVE TIME!
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I SHALL CALL IT...
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A TIME MACHINE.
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♪[Discordant note]
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E-FLAT, SALIERI! E-FLAT!
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[People cheering]
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[Peter]
GO, CHRIS!
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DADDY LOVES YOU!
I MEAN IN A PLATONIC
WAY. I'M MARRIED.
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[Whistle blowing]
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HAND BALL!
PENALTY KICK, BLUE!
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THAT'S THE 10TH
TIME TODAY!
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NICE GRAB,
ORCA.
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GET MOBY DICK
OFF THE FIELD
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BEFORE HE BURPS
UP A LICENSE PLATE!
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EASY, FELLA.
THAT'S MY KID.
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NOW APOLOGIZE.
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OK. I'M SORRY YOUR
KID'S A BRAIN DEAD
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STINKING BLUE
CHEESE FETA!
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THAT'S IT!
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WAY TO GO, DAD!
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YOU HIT MY MOM!
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NO, I HIT YOUR DAD.
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STAND BACK.
GIVE HER SOME AIR.
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YOU MEAN, "GIVE
HIM SOME AIR."
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CALL AN AMBULANCE.
SHE'S GOING INTO LABOR.
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YOU MEAN, "HE'S
GOING INTO LABOR."
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[Baby crying]
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WHOOPS.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I
PUNCHED A WOMAN.
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A PREGNANT
WOMAN.
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I JUST HOPE SHE ACCEPTS
MY PEACE OFFERING.
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I SENT HER A LITTLE
SOMETHING FOR THE BABY.
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♪[Music playing]
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I WOULD'VE BROUGHT
IT OVER MYSELF
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IF I WASN'T
UNDER HOUSE ARREST.
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YOU'RE JUST FORTUNATE
THIS IS YOUR
FIRST OFFENSE, PETER.
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NO KIDDIN'.
COULD'VE BEEN A LOT
WORSE IF THE COPS
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KNEW ABOUT THE OTHER TIMES
I BROKE THE LAW.
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AND THERE WAS THAT TIME
I TOOK A WHIZ IN PUBLIC.
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[Kids laughing]
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AND THAT TIME I
SNUCK INTO WIMBLEDON.
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[Tennis balls clacking]
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HA. ME AND CLEVELAND
ARE GONNA "AMSCRAY."
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WAIT, W-WAIT.
YOU GUYS CAN'T LEAVE
ME HERE ALONE.
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WHY DON'T YOU
COME WITH US?
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I CAN'T LEAVE
THE PREMISES.
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THEY'RE MONITORING
MY EVERY MOVE.
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[Beeping]
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[Peter]
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!
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I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!
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THERE'S MY LITTLE
HOUSE HUSBAND.
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IT'S BEEN SO WONDERFUL
HAVING YOU HOME ALL WEEK.
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THANKS, HONEY.
BUT HONESTLY I DUNNO
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HOW YOU STAND BEIN'
IN THE HOUSE ALL DAY.
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I MEAN, I'M SO BORED,
I CAN'T EVEN
WATCH T.V. ANYMORE.
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ALL THE SHOWS ARE
STARTING TO RUN TOGETHER.
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[Man]
THIS SHOW CONTAINS
ADULT CONTENT
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AND IS BROUGHT TO YOU
BY THE LETTER "H".
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[Siren wailing]
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[Telephone ringing]
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AH, HELLO?
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[Sighs]
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SON OF A BITCH.
I'M ON MY WAY.
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SOME POOR BASTARD
GOT HIS HEAD BLOWN OFF
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DOWN AT A PLACE
CALLED HOOPER'S.
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BERT, I WISH
YOU WOULDN'T
DRINK SO MUCH, BERT.
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WELL, ERNIE, I
WISH YOU WOULDN'T EAT
COOKIES IN THE DAMN BED!
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BERT, YOU'RE
SHOUTING AGAIN, BERT!
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[Sighs]
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I KNOW YOU CAN'T
UNDERSTAND WHAT
I'M GOING THROUGH.
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ALL THE STUFF
THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY
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LIKE COOKING
AND CLEANING,
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IS RIGHT IN THE HOUSE
JUST WAITING FOR YOU.
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YOU ARE ONE LUCKY--
AH-AH, STOP NOW.
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PETER, I DON'T
DO THOSE THINGS
BECAUSE I ENJOY THEM.
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I DO THEM BECAUSE
I LOVE MY FAMILY.
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[Laughing]
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LOIS LOVES HER FAMILY.
LOIS LOVES HER FAMILY.
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♪ LOIS AND THE FAMILY
SITTING IN A TREE ♪
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SEE, LOIS, THE GUYS
WOULD'VE FOUND
THAT HILARIOUS.
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WHY DON'T I GO
BUY SOME GROCERIES
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AND MAKE US A NICE
ROMANTIC DINNER?
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LIKE WHEN WE
WERE DATING.
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THAT OUGHTA TAKE
YOUR MIND OFF THE GUYS.
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IT ALREADY HAS.
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I WONDER WHAT
THE GUYS ARE UP TO?
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OH, THAT'S NASTY.
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WHERE'S THE DAMN
PULL STRING?
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AH.
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AAH!
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HA. YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA
FIND DOWN HERE.
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[Barking]
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AAH!
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[Man]
PETER!
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HEY, YOU'RE THE
PAWTUCKET PATRIOT.
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VERILY. COME HITHER
AND GIVE HEED.
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WHOA. I DON'T
SWING THAT WAY, PAL.
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LOOK, I GOT A DATE
WITH MY FEMALE WIFE.
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I JUST CAME DOWN
TO GET SOME BEERS.
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00:08:49,467 --> 00:08:51,398
WHY SPEND TIME
WITH YOUR WIFE?
230
00:08:51,467 --> 00:08:53,765
IF YOU BUILD A BAR
IN THIS BASEMENT
231
00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:57,198
AND STOCK IT WITH PLENTY
OF FROSTY PAWTUCKET PATRIOTS
232
00:08:57,267 --> 00:09:00,564
YOUR FRIENDS
WILL COME DOWN HERE
FOR A BEER AS WELL.
233
00:09:00,633 --> 00:09:03,133
BUILD A BAR!
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
234
00:09:04,601 --> 00:09:06,665
WAIT. ONE LAST QUESTION.
235
00:09:06,734 --> 00:09:10,099
IF I WALK THROUGH YOU,
DOES THAT MEAN,
LIKE, WE'VE DONE IT?
236
00:09:11,334 --> 00:09:13,432
JEEZ. WHAT'S WITH
YOU AND THE GAY JOKES?
237
00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:50,132
[Sighing]
238
00:09:50,201 --> 00:09:52,999
PETER, WHERE THE
HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
WE HAD A DATE.
239
00:09:53,068 --> 00:09:55,432
SORRY, HONEY.
I MUST'VE LOST
TRACK OF THE TIME.
240
00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,565
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
YOU THINK THE
GUYS WILL LIKE IT?
241
00:09:57,634 --> 00:09:59,464
THIS IS WHY YOU
MISSED OUR DINNER?
242
00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:01,331
TO MAKE A BAR
FOR YOUR FRIENDS?
243
00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:02,465
YEAH, ISN'T IT GREAT?
244
00:10:02,533 --> 00:10:04,365
OH, BOY, I FEEL JUST
LIKE TIM ALLEN.
245
00:10:04,433 --> 00:10:06,632
I BUILD STUFF AND I
HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD.
246
00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:08,398
[Grunting]
247
00:10:08,466 --> 00:10:10,432
[Men laughing]
248
00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,799
OK, GUYS. I GOT
ANOTHER ONE.
249
00:10:12,868 --> 00:10:16,065
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN PORNOGRAPHY AND ART?
250
00:10:16,134 --> 00:10:17,565
[Snickering]
HERE IT COMES.
251
00:10:17,634 --> 00:10:19,365
A GOVERNMENT GRANT.
252
00:10:19,433 --> 00:10:20,832
[All laughing]
253
00:10:20,901 --> 00:10:22,999
PETER, YOU ARE IN THE ZONE.
254
00:10:24,533 --> 00:10:26,598
HEY, HONEY, YOU
KNOW THOSE
LITTLE CLAM CAKES
255
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,298
YOU MAKE WHENEVER
WE HAVE COMPANY?
256
00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:29,832
I NEED ABOUT
A DOZEN.
257
00:10:29,901 --> 00:10:31,866
ACTUALLY, BETTER
MAKE IT LIKE 600.
258
00:10:31,934 --> 00:10:33,932
THAT'S IT, PETER!
I'M NOT A SERVANT.
259
00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:36,732
AND I'M THROUGH
TAKING CARE OF YOU
AND YOUR BAR BUDDIES!
260
00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:40,266
JEEZ. WHERE THE HELL
DID THAT COME FROM?
261
00:10:40,335 --> 00:10:42,998
WATCH THE KIDS.
I'M TAKING A HOT BATH.
262
00:10:43,067 --> 00:10:45,866
PUT ME DOWN,
YOU BLUNDERBUSS!
263
00:10:45,934 --> 00:10:47,899
HE'S A LITTLE
CRANKY FROM TEETHING.
264
00:10:47,967 --> 00:10:49,298
AH, I CAN FIX THAT.
265
00:10:49,366 --> 00:10:50,231
[Mumbling]
266
00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:51,632
GOOD GOD, MAN!
267
00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:53,599
ONE CAN ONLY
IMAGINE WHAT FOUL REGIONS
268
00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:55,531
THAT FINGER HAS
ERSTWHILE PROBED!
269
00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:56,999
THERE YOU GO.
270
00:10:57,068 --> 00:10:59,099
MY MOTHER USED TO
USE WHISKEY WHENEVER
I HAD A TOOTHACHE.
271
00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,398
MY TOOTH HURTS!
272
00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,365
[Peter]
THERE. HOW'S THAT FEEL?
273
00:11:04,433 --> 00:11:06,032
WELL, IT-IT'S...
274
00:11:06,101 --> 00:11:07,299
IT'S DELIGHTFUL.
275
00:11:07,368 --> 00:11:08,632
MMM.
276
00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:09,999
[Water trickling]
277
00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:12,198
[Crowd cheering]
278
00:11:12,267 --> 00:11:14,832
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
279
00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:18,065
LOIS, YOU ARE A
WONDERFUL WOMAN.
280
00:11:18,134 --> 00:11:19,498
WORDS CANNOT
EXPRESS
281
00:11:19,567 --> 00:11:22,198
THE DEPTH OF MY
APPRECIATION AND
LOVE FOR YOU.
282
00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:24,032
OH, PETER!
283
00:11:29,301 --> 00:11:30,498
AAH!
284
00:11:30,567 --> 00:11:31,598
HEY, YOU MUST BE LOIS.
285
00:11:35,233 --> 00:11:36,798
NO, NO,
NOT SILICONE.
286
00:11:36,867 --> 00:11:38,965
SILICON. AND THE
DESIGN OF THE DEVICE
287
00:11:39,034 --> 00:11:40,232
IS QUITE INGENIOUS
288
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,165
IF I DO SAY SO
MYSELF, MISTY.
289
00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:45,198
WHAT A DELIGHTFUL MONIKER.
290
00:11:46,168 --> 00:11:47,865
YOU SEE, MISTY,
291
00:11:47,934 --> 00:11:49,099
[Snickering]
292
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,598
MY TIME MANIPULATOR
EMPLOYS AXIOMS
293
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:54,932
FROM THE QUANTUM THEORY
OF MOLECULAR PROPULSION.
294
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,131
I'VE BROKEN MY PENCIL!
295
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,465
I HAVE A BARNEY
PEN IN MY PURSE.
296
00:12:00,967 --> 00:12:03,332
YOU ARE SPECTACULAR!
297
00:12:06,201 --> 00:12:07,798
CHRIS, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
298
00:12:07,867 --> 00:12:10,765
SORRY, MOM.
I'M GONNA NEED
TO SEE SOME I.D.
299
00:12:10,834 --> 00:12:12,732
CHRIS, GO TO
YOUR ROOM!
300
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:14,865
HELLO, MOTHER.
301
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,299
CARE TO PARTAKE
IN ONE OF YOUR
302
00:12:16,367 --> 00:12:19,632
OH-SO-EXHILARATING
GAMES OF PEEKABOO?
303
00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:22,232
OH, MY GOD!
MY BABY IS DRUNK!
304
00:12:22,301 --> 00:12:23,564
NO, I'M NOT!
305
00:12:23,633 --> 00:12:25,464
HIM. YEAH. HE'S
A REAL LIGHTWEIGHT.
306
00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:27,965
MEG, TAKE
STEWIE UPSTAIRS.
307
00:12:28,034 --> 00:12:29,598
♪ SHOW ME THE WAY
TO GO HOME ♪
308
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:30,765
EVERYBODY!
309
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,265
♪ I'M TIRED AND I WANT
TO GO TO BED ♪
310
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:33,432
JUST THE WOMEN!
311
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,565
PETER, IN THE 17 YEARS
THAT WE'VE BEEN MARRIED
312
00:12:35,634 --> 00:12:37,498
I HAVE NEVER BEEN
AS ANGRY AS I...
313
00:12:38,768 --> 00:12:40,965
WHAT IS MY PIANO
DOING DOWN HERE?
314
00:12:41,034 --> 00:12:43,932
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
A CLAM CAKE BUFFET, BUT...
315
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,065
NEVER MIND.
316
00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:46,199
THAT DOES IT, PETER.
317
00:12:46,268 --> 00:12:48,232
EITHER THIS BAR
GOES OR I DO!
318
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,065
LOIS, HONEY, I
HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU
319
00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:51,899
THE OTHER REASON
YOUR PIANO'S DOWN HERE.
320
00:12:51,968 --> 00:12:54,999
I WANTED YOU TO PLAY IT.
321
00:12:55,068 --> 00:12:57,199
YOU KNOW, LIKE IT
WAS AN INSTRUMENT.
322
00:12:57,267 --> 00:12:59,166
I'M TELLING YOU THE
TRUTH. RIGHT, GUYS?
323
00:12:59,234 --> 00:13:00,332
[All agreeing]
324
00:13:00,401 --> 00:13:01,298
COME ON!
325
00:13:01,367 --> 00:13:02,999
OH, NO, I COULDN'T.
326
00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:04,099
COME ON!
327
00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:06,598
WELL, MAYBE ONE SONG.
328
00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:09,932
PRETEND YOU LIKE IT
NO MATTER HOW
BAD IT STINKS.
329
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,065
[Giggles]
330
00:13:11,134 --> 00:13:13,465
♪[Playing piano]
331
00:13:13,534 --> 00:13:16,798
♪ YOU'LL NEVER
KNOW JUST HOW MUCH ♪
332
00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:21,032
♪ I LOVE YOU ♪
333
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:28,565
♪ YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
JUST HOW MUCH I CARE ♪
334
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,798
[Man]
YEAH!
335
00:13:32,867 --> 00:13:35,799
♪ AND IF I TRY, I STILL ♪
336
00:13:35,868 --> 00:13:39,998
♪ COULDN'T HIDE
MY LOVE FOR YOU ♪
337
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:43,065
♪ YOU OUGHTA KNOW ♪
338
00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:44,599
♪ FOR HAVEN'T I
TOLD YOU SO? ♪
339
00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:46,398
OK, GUYS. THANK YOU.
340
00:13:46,467 --> 00:13:47,832
YOU CAN STOP
PRETENDING NOW.
341
00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:49,066
[Man]
ALL RIGHT!
342
00:13:49,134 --> 00:13:52,065
♪ IF THERE IS SOME OTHER WAY ♪
343
00:13:52,134 --> 00:13:54,232
♪ TO PROVE THAT I LOVE YOU ♪
344
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,665
♪ I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW HOW ♪
345
00:13:56,734 --> 00:13:58,332
SING IT, BABY.
BREAKING MY HEART.
346
00:13:58,401 --> 00:13:59,698
SOMETHING TROUBLING
YOU, PETER?
347
00:13:59,767 --> 00:14:03,165
NOTHING. JUST ALL MY FRIENDS
ARE EYE-HUMPING MY WIFE.
348
00:14:03,234 --> 00:14:08,032
♪ YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
IF YOU DON'T KNOW NOW ♪
349
00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:12,431
[All cheering]
WONDERFUL! WOW!
350
00:14:16,901 --> 00:14:18,731
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY
AMAZING.
351
00:14:18,801 --> 00:14:20,498
THE SECOND THAT
SPOTLIGHT HIT ME,
352
00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:22,198
I BECAME A WHOLE
DIFFERENT PERSON!
353
00:14:22,266 --> 00:14:24,032
SILENCE, YOU
CONTEMPTIBLE SHREW!
354
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:26,531
OH, I BET YOUR GUMS
ARE STILL SORE.
355
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,565
YOU'RE SO OBSERVANT,
AREN'T YOU?
356
00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:30,166
ARE YOU A DETECTIVE?
357
00:14:30,235 --> 00:14:31,965
YES, MY GUMS
ARE SORE!
358
00:14:32,034 --> 00:14:33,199
ENOUGH OF THIS!
359
00:14:33,268 --> 00:14:34,898
I MUST COMPLETE
MY TIME MACHINE,
360
00:14:34,968 --> 00:14:37,065
MOVE TIME FORWARD,
AND END THIS AGONY!
361
00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:39,233
HEY, DAD.
362
00:14:39,301 --> 00:14:41,765
MOM SAYS SHE WAS
REALLY ON LAST NIGHT.
363
00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:43,266
YEAH. ABOUT THAT.
364
00:14:43,334 --> 00:14:45,532
LOIS, SEE, THE GUYS
WERE JUST BEING POLITE.
365
00:14:45,601 --> 00:14:47,899
THEY THOUGHT YOUR
SINGING WAS TOO...
366
00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:50,665
I WAS JUST NERVOUS.
TONIGHT'LL BE BETTER.
367
00:14:50,734 --> 00:14:51,832
TONIGHT? HONEY,
368
00:14:51,901 --> 00:14:53,866
I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S
GONNA COME BACK TONIGHT.
369
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,765
♪ GIMME, GIMME,
GIMME, GIMME ♪
370
00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:57,398
♪ WHAT I CRY FOR ♪
371
00:14:57,467 --> 00:14:59,632
♪ YOU KNOW YOU GOT
THE BRAND OF KISSES ♪
372
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,298
♪ THAT I DIE FOR ♪
373
00:15:01,366 --> 00:15:03,398
OH, THIS ONE TAKES ME BACK.
374
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:04,899
NOW THAT'S A WOMAN!
375
00:15:04,968 --> 00:15:06,231
THAT'S A HOUSE.
376
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,265
THAT'S A FISH.
THAT'S A BEE!
377
00:15:08,334 --> 00:15:12,166
♪ YOU KNOW YOU
MADE ME LOVE YOU ♪
378
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:15,598
I LOVE YOU.
379
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,932
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
380
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:20,299
JOHNNY MULDOON,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
381
00:15:20,367 --> 00:15:21,932
[Crowd applauding]
382
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,232
I WAS BORN IN A
LITTLE TOWN CALLED QUAHOG.
383
00:15:25,301 --> 00:15:27,366
[Man]
WE LOVE YOU,
LOIS! WHOO!
384
00:15:27,435 --> 00:15:28,799
[Laughing]
385
00:15:28,868 --> 00:15:30,932
LET ME FINISH
THE STORY, FELLAS.
386
00:15:31,001 --> 00:15:33,198
YOU DON'T WANT TO
BE UP ALL NIGHT.
387
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:34,632
OR DO YOU?
388
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:35,866
"OR DO YOU?"
389
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:38,098
SHE'S A SMOKIN' LITTLE
PISTOL, ISN'T SHE?
390
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:39,098
ARE YOU A WOMAN?
391
00:15:39,167 --> 00:15:40,198
NO.
392
00:15:42,466 --> 00:15:45,165
MY HOUSE ARREST
IS OVER, BRIAN.
ROUND UP THE GUYS.
393
00:15:45,234 --> 00:15:48,199
NOW THAT I'M A FREE
MAN, WE CAN DO
ANYTHING WE WANT.
394
00:15:48,268 --> 00:15:49,832
THE GUYS ONLY
WANT TO DO ONE THING.
395
00:15:49,901 --> 00:15:51,965
AND THAT'S OGLE
YOUR WIFE.
396
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,332
IF LOIS WERE MY WOMAN,
I'D KEEP AN EYE ON HER.
397
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,998
THEN AGAIN, I'M
THE JEALOUS TYPE.
398
00:15:59,701 --> 00:16:03,065
WOW! LOIS GRIFFIN!
I LOVE YOUR ACT.
NICE MELONS.
399
00:16:03,134 --> 00:16:04,198
LISTEN, PAL--
400
00:16:04,266 --> 00:16:06,032
PETER, I'M HOLDING
MELONS.
401
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,066
OH.
402
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,065
AND HER HOOTERS
AIN'T BAD EITHER!
403
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,665
NOW HANG ON
A SECOND THERE!
404
00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:11,832
PETER, I'M HOLDING
HOOTERS.
405
00:16:11,901 --> 00:16:12,832
SORRY.
406
00:16:12,901 --> 00:16:14,332
NO PROBLEM.
407
00:16:14,401 --> 00:16:15,532
YOUR WIFE'S
HOT!
408
00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:17,498
THAT'S IT! LOIS, YOUR
SINGING DAYS ARE OVER.
409
00:16:17,567 --> 00:16:20,265
FOR GOD'S SAKE. IF I
WANTED TO MARRY LOLA FALANA,
I WOULD HAVE.
410
00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:22,065
LOOK, LOLA. THIS
WHOLE THING
IS JUST GOING
411
00:16:22,134 --> 00:16:23,632
WAY TOO FAST
FOR ME.
412
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:25,498
[Sobbing]
FOR THE LAST TIME,
I'M NOT LOLA!
413
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:26,966
I'M LESLIE UGGAMS!
414
00:16:27,034 --> 00:16:30,132
PETER, HAVING ME
SING WAS YOUR IDEA
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
415
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,198
HEY, I JUST WANTED
TO KEEP MY BAR.
416
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,799
I BUILT THAT
THING SO MY FRIENDS
417
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,632
WOULD COME TO
SEE ME, NOT YOU.
418
00:16:35,701 --> 00:16:38,331
IS THAT SO? LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
419
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,465
I LOVE SINGING!
420
00:16:39,534 --> 00:16:41,598
AND I WILL CONTINUE
TO SING! AND...
421
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,766
HOW DARE YOU UPSET ME
THIS CLOSE TO SHOWTIME!
422
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:46,165
LOIS.
423
00:16:46,233 --> 00:16:47,998
HEY, WATCH WHERE
YOU'RE GOING, BUDDY.
424
00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:50,899
GRIFFIN, I GOT A BONE
TO PICK WITH YOU.
425
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,732
WHOAH. LISTEN, I DON'T WANT
ANY MORE TROUBLE.
426
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:53,865
THANKS TO YOUR WIFE
427
00:16:53,934 --> 00:16:55,865
MY HUSBAND HASN'T
BEEN HOME ALL WEEK!
428
00:16:55,934 --> 00:16:58,299
THAT SINGING
HUSSY IS DESTROYING
OUR MARRIAGES!
429
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,199
MM-HMM.
430
00:17:00,267 --> 00:17:01,699
YEAH, THEN DO SOMETHING
ABOUT IT.
431
00:17:01,767 --> 00:17:03,132
COME TO MY
BASEMENT TONIGHT
432
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,798
AND DRAG YOUR HUSBANDS
OUT OF THERE YOURSELVES.
433
00:17:04,867 --> 00:17:06,132
MAYBE
WE WILL.
434
00:17:06,201 --> 00:17:07,465
YEAH!
435
00:17:07,534 --> 00:17:10,431
JEEZ, FELLA. CAN'T
YOU TAKE THAT OUTSIDE?
436
00:17:14,168 --> 00:17:16,065
THIS NEXT NUMBER
IS DEDICATED
437
00:17:16,134 --> 00:17:18,898
TO MY VERY SUPPORTIVE
HUSBAND, PETER.
438
00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:19,665
HUH?
439
00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:21,365
HIT IT!
440
00:17:21,434 --> 00:17:24,099
♪ DON'T TELL ME NOT TO FLY
I'VE SIMPLY GOTTA ♪
441
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:27,365
♪ IF SOMEONE TAKES A SPILL
IT'S ME AND NOT YOU ♪
442
00:17:27,434 --> 00:17:32,665
♪ DON'T BRING AROUND A CLOUD
TO RAIN ON MY PARADE ♪
443
00:17:32,734 --> 00:17:34,698
OH, BOY. LOIS IS
PRETTY PISSED, HUH?
444
00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:37,399
YES, YOUR JUDGMENT LATELY
HAS BEEN RATHER...
445
00:17:37,467 --> 00:17:39,632
YOU HAVE CRAPPY
JUDGMENT ANYWAY.
446
00:17:39,701 --> 00:17:41,298
OH, THIS IS INTOLERABLE!
447
00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:44,232
THIS FOOLISHNESS
IS PREVENTING ME
FROM COMPLETING WORK ON...
448
00:17:44,301 --> 00:17:46,865
EGADS! THE BLUEPRINTS
FOR MY TIME MACHINE!
449
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,365
THOSE ARE FOR
MY EYES ONLY!
450
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,299
THANK YOU.
451
00:17:50,368 --> 00:17:54,032
LOOK EVERYONE,
STEWIE DREW A
PICTURE FOR HIS MOMMY.
452
00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:55,665
NO!
453
00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:00,866
HOLD UP THE PICTURE.
LET'S SEE.
454
00:18:00,934 --> 00:18:02,732
NO! NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
455
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,498
[Cleveland]
HOW CUTE.
IT'S A TIME MACHINE!
456
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:06,899
NO! IT'S A...
457
00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:08,632
BLAST, WHAT THE DEVIL
DO CHILDREN DRAW?
458
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,132
IT'S A PHEASANT!
459
00:18:10,201 --> 00:18:12,698
A TIME MACHINE. SURE.
HERE'S WHERE THE
FLUX CAPACITOR GOES.
460
00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:14,799
I CAN'T WAIT
TO BUILD ONE OF
THESE OF MY OWN.
461
00:18:14,867 --> 00:18:17,532
I'LL NOT STAND IDLY BY
WHILE YOU ABROGATE MY PLANS.
462
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,632
YOU SHALL RUE THIS DAY.
463
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:22,132
GO ON! START RUING!
464
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,665
BYE-BYE, STEWIE.
MOMMY WILL BE UPSTAIRS
TO KISS YOU GOOD NIGHT.
465
00:18:25,734 --> 00:18:27,298
BURN IN HELL!
466
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,631
HELL. HELL HAS FIRE.
467
00:18:29,701 --> 00:18:31,665
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
468
00:18:31,734 --> 00:18:35,199
♪ IT'S GOT STEAM HEAT ♪
469
00:18:35,267 --> 00:18:36,531
♪ I GOT ♪
470
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:38,999
♪ STEAM HEAT ♪
471
00:18:39,068 --> 00:18:40,398
♪ I GOT ♪
472
00:18:41,101 --> 00:18:42,898
♪ STEAM HEAT ♪
473
00:18:42,967 --> 00:18:45,065
♪ BUT I NEED YOUR LOVE ♪
474
00:18:45,134 --> 00:18:47,166
♪ TO KEEP AWAY
THE COLD I GOT-- ♪
475
00:18:47,234 --> 00:18:49,298
ALL RIGHT,
BREAK IT UP!
476
00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:50,665
WHAT'S GOING
ON HERE?
477
00:18:50,733 --> 00:18:52,266
YOUR LITTLE
PEEP SHOW IS OVER!
478
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:53,998
WE'RE TAKING BACK
OUR MEN!
479
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:57,098
PEEP SHOW? I JUST
DO THIS FOR FUN.
480
00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:59,398
LOOK, ALL DAY LONG
I SCRUB AND COOK
481
00:18:59,467 --> 00:19:02,132
AND TAKE CARE OF MY KIDS.
AND NOBODY CHEERS.
482
00:19:02,201 --> 00:19:03,999
NO ONE EVEN
SAYS THANK YOU.
483
00:19:04,068 --> 00:19:05,832
BUT WHEN THE BAND
STARTS PLAYING AND
484
00:19:05,901 --> 00:19:07,565
THE MUSIC'S FLOWING
THROUGH ME,
485
00:19:07,634 --> 00:19:10,132
I FEEL, I DON'T KNOW,
SPECIAL.
486
00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:14,198
I GUESS YOU ALL THINK
THAT'S PRETTY SILLY.
487
00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:15,166
NOT AT ALL.
488
00:19:15,235 --> 00:19:16,565
YOU DIDN'T TELL US
THAT PART!
489
00:19:16,634 --> 00:19:17,632
UH-UH.
490
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,531
PETER, YOU'RE
BEHIND ALL THIS?
491
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,698
YES. AND YOU'LL
NEVER CATCH ME!
492
00:19:23,768 --> 00:19:24,999
[Cackling]
493
00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:26,065
AAH!
494
00:19:27,068 --> 00:19:28,665
I BET HE ALSO
DIDN'T TELL YOU
495
00:19:28,733 --> 00:19:30,498
HE NEVER HELPS ME
AROUND THE HOUSE.
496
00:19:30,566 --> 00:19:32,199
OR TAKES ME OUT
TO DINNER.
497
00:19:32,268 --> 00:19:33,866
OR NOTICES WHEN
I GET MY HAIR DONE.
498
00:19:33,934 --> 00:19:35,398
OH, NO.
THAT'S JUST...
499
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:37,398
MY HUSBAND'S
THE SAME WAY.
500
00:19:37,466 --> 00:19:38,799
SO'S MINE.
501
00:19:38,868 --> 00:19:40,099
[Women chattering]
502
00:19:40,168 --> 00:19:43,266
WOW, THIS PLACE IS FULL
OF DEAD PIGEONS.
503
00:19:43,335 --> 00:19:44,799
I'M GONNA GO GRAB
SOME OZONE.
504
00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:47,398
HEY!
505
00:19:47,467 --> 00:19:49,398
PETER! THERE'S A
KING IN THE CARDS!
506
00:19:49,467 --> 00:19:50,765
THEY SAW MY BLUEPRINTS!
507
00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:53,532
WHAT A GRIEVOUS BREACH
OF SECURITY!
508
00:19:53,601 --> 00:19:55,331
DAMN! WHAT DO TO?
509
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,598
WAIT FOR IT...
WAIT FOR IT...
510
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,332
YES!
511
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,032
INSTEAD OF MOVING
TIME FORWARD
512
00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:02,932
TO BYPASS THIS
WRETCHED TEETHING,
513
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:04,564
IT MIGHT JUST BE POSSIBLE
514
00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:06,266
TO REVERSE TIME'S HEADY FLOW
515
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:09,032
AND UNDO EVER HAVING DRAWN
THOSE DAMNABLE BLUEPRINTS.
516
00:20:09,101 --> 00:20:10,465
YOU'LL NEVER GET
AWAY WITH THIS!
517
00:20:10,533 --> 00:20:11,965
SILENCE!
OH.
518
00:20:12,034 --> 00:20:14,565
LOIS, YOU MAKE IT
SOUND LIKE I DON'T
APPRECIATE YOU AT ALL.
519
00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:16,232
PETER, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
520
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,899
YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVE ME?
521
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,298
YOU KNOW I DO.
522
00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:20,899
I WANT TO HEAR IT!
523
00:20:20,968 --> 00:20:22,365
IS THAT WHAT
THIS IS ALL ABOUT?
524
00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:24,165
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
525
00:20:25,101 --> 00:20:26,431
HOLY CRAP!
526
00:20:27,067 --> 00:20:28,132
HOT!
527
00:20:30,434 --> 00:20:31,498
[Both]
AAH!
528
00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:32,732
THERE'S NO
WAY OUT!
529
00:20:32,801 --> 00:20:34,932
AT LAST! MY TIME
DEVICE IS COMPLETE!
530
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:38,065
JUST ONE FINAL
ADJUSTMENT. THERE.
531
00:20:38,134 --> 00:20:39,232
NOW I SHALL NEGATE
532
00:20:39,301 --> 00:20:42,032
EVER HAVING DRAWN
THOSE DAMNABLE BLUEPRINTS.
533
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:43,265
BLAST!
534
00:20:43,334 --> 00:20:44,866
JEEZ. WE'RE SCREWED!
535
00:20:44,934 --> 00:20:47,099
LOOK, I PROMISE IF WE
GET OUT OF THIS ALIVE
536
00:20:47,168 --> 00:20:48,898
I'M GONNA HELP
OUT AROUND THE HOUSE
537
00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:50,631
AND SAY "I LOVE
YOU" EVERY DAY.
538
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:51,598
YOU MEAN IT?
539
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,132
I'M A CHANGED MAN,
LOIS. A BETTER MAN.
540
00:20:54,201 --> 00:20:57,166
AND TO THINK,
IF I HADN'T TAKEN
CHRIS TO HIS SOCCER GAME
541
00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:59,698
I NEVER WOULD'VE LEARNED
THIS VALUABLE LESSON.
542
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,132
[Speaking in rewind]
543
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,499
HONEY, I'M BEGGING YOU.
544
00:21:10,567 --> 00:21:12,365
DROP CHRIS OFF AT
HIS SOCCER GAME
545
00:21:12,434 --> 00:21:13,498
AND COME RIGHT HOME.
546
00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:15,065
I NEED YOU TO
LOOK AFTER STEWIE
547
00:21:15,134 --> 00:21:17,099
WHILE I'M TEACHING
PIANO LESSONS, PLEASE!
548
00:21:17,168 --> 00:21:18,999
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
549
00:21:19,068 --> 00:21:20,632
HEH. YOU KNOW I SPOIL YOU.
550
00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:24,431
OH, MY FOOT!
I CAN'T WALK!
551
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,499
I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE
TO TAKE CHRIS YOURSELF.
552
00:21:26,567 --> 00:21:27,599
[Laughing]
553
00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:30,832
AHH! MY DEVICE!
MY TEETH!
554
00:21:30,901 --> 00:21:32,865
I'M FREE! FREE!
555
00:21:32,934 --> 00:21:36,099
I CLAIM THIS MOUTH IN
THE NAME OF INCISOR!
556
00:21:36,168 --> 00:21:37,465
I THINK NOT!
557
00:21:37,533 --> 00:21:38,333
[Gasps]
558
00:21:38,401 --> 00:21:40,565
BICUSPID!
WE MEET AGAIN.
559
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,531
HAVE AT YOU!
EN GARDE!
560
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:43,832
[Groaning]
561
00:21:45,968 --> 00:21:47,199
SHALL WE BITE
THE TONGUE THEN?
562
00:21:47,268 --> 00:21:49,731
ON 3. 1, 2...
563
00:21:49,801 --> 00:21:50,799
AAH!
564
00:21:52,967 --> 00:21:55,165
♪[Theme music playing]