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♪ IT SEEMS TODAY
THAT ALL YOU SEE ♪
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♪ IS VIOLENCE IN MOVIES
AND SEX ON T.V. ♪
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♪ BUT WHERE ARE THOSE GOOD,
OLD-FASHIONED VALUES ♪
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♪ ON WHICH WE USED TO RELY? ♪
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♪ LUCKY THERE'S A FAMILY GUY ♪
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♪ LUCKY THERE'S A MAN WHO'LL
POSITIVELY TELL YOU ♪
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♪ ALL THE THINGS
THAT MAKE US ♪
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♪ LAUGH 'N' CRY ♪
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♪ HE'S A FAMILY GUY ♪
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[Diane]
AND THAT CONCLUDES OUR
SPECIAL HALF-HOUR SALUTE
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TO THE PAST
1,000 YEARS.
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WE LEAVE YOU THIS
NEW YEAR'S EVE
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WITH A LOOK BACK
AT SOME OF THOSE
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WE'VE LOST THIS
MILLENNIUM.
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KEVIN ASKED ME
TO QUAGMIRE'S
MILLENNIUM PARTY!
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I AM SO
PSYCHED!
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YEAH, THERE'S NOTHING
LIKE A PARTY AT SOMEONE
ELSE'S HOUSE.
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YOU NEVER HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT
CLEANING UP THE MESS.
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[All]
DA-DA-DA-DA-DA, HEY!
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DA-DA-DA-DA-DA, HEY!
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[Glass breaks]
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DA-DA-DA-DA-DA, HEY!
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WELL, LOOKS LIKE
SOMEONE'S GOING TO
A BIG PARTY TONIGHT.
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YOU SHOULD
PICK UP
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A CHICKEN-STRIP
PARTY PACK FOR
ALL YOUR FRIENDS.
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HERE'S A COUPON.
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WHOA--WHOA, LOOK, PAL.
I DON'T TAKE COUPONS
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FROM GIANT CHICKENS.
NOT AFTER LAST TIME.
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OH, YEAH. AND, UH, THAT
NICE CHICKEN OUTSIDE
GAVE ME THIS COUPON.
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I'M SORRY. THIS
HAS EXPIRED.
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YOU SON OF A--
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AHH!
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[Both grunting]
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[Yelling]
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OH!
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UGH!
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[Both grunting]
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AH!
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UGH! UGH!
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AH, AH, AH!
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[Growling]
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[Horn honking]
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AHH!
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UH, AHH!
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AHH!
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AHHH!
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[Grunting]
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NO!
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[Driver]
WHOA!
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[Tires screeching]
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[Boat horn blowing]
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[Driver screaming]
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[Peter grunting]
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AHH! AHH--
AHH-AHH!
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[Groaning]
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[Both scream]
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I'M GONNA
NEED THESE
BY FRIDAY.
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OOH, IS THAT GONNA
GIVE US ENOUGH TIME
TO CROSSCHECK THE--
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AHH!
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[Both grunting]
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[Panting]
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CHICKEN GAVE
ME A BAD COUP--
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AHH!
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[Peter]
AHHH!
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SOME OTHER
TIME, PAL.
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THERE WON'T BE
ANY OTHER TIME.
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THE WORLD IS GONNA END
AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!
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Y2K!
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Y2K?
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WHAT ARE YOU SELLING?
CHICKEN OR SEX JELLY?
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HAVEN'T YOU
HEARD? AT MIDNIGHT,
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EVERY COMPUTER IN THE
WORLD IS GONNA FAIL!
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PLANES WILL FALL
OUT OF THE SKY,
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AND ALL THE WORLD'S
NUCLEAR WEAPONS
WILL EXPLODE,
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ANNIHILATING THE
ENTIRE PLANET!
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NO!
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SILLY RABBIT!
TRIX ARE FOR KIDS.
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DAMN LONG-EARS,
TRYING TO TAKE EASTER
AWAY FROM JESUS.
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I--I'M SORRY. WHAT
WERE YOU SAYIN'?
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HEY, PETER.
IN CASE YOU
DIDN'T KNOW,
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A BALLOON
TIED TO A
MAILBOX
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IS THE
INTERNATIONAL
SYMBOL FOR
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"PARTY
OVER HERE"!
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AW, FORGET
THE PARTY.
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THE WORLD'S
GONNA END!
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Y2K! I HEARD IT
FROM A CHICKEN-MAN.
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[Laughing]
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OH, PETER,
YOU ARE
THE HEIGHT
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OF JUST-
TOO-MUCHERIE.
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WELL, LAUGH
ALL YOU WANT.
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BUT WHEN YOU DIE,
YOU'LL HAVE TO
GO TO HEAVEN.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I BET YOU RUN INTO
THOSE 2 DEAD BAILIFF
LADIES FROM NIGHT COURT.
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AND YOU'RE NOT
GONNA KNOW WHICH
ONE IS WHICH,
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AND IT'S GONNA BE
REALLY AWKWARD.
SO BITE ME.
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[Sighs]
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UH, CAN YOU HELP
ME WITH THESE
DAMN STUDS?
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AREN'T YOU A
LITTLE OVER-DRESSED?
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OH, WELL, I... ACTUALLY,
I'M JUST STOPPING
OFF AT QUAGMIRE'S.
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THERE'S A BENEFIT GALA
AT THE BOSTON
POPS TONIGHT, AND,
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WELL, I'M--I'M TRYING
TO NAIL THE FLAUTIST.
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OH, STEWIE!
YOU'RE
ADORABLE!
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YES, YES. I RATHER
LIKE THE SASH,
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BUT DO THE HUGGIES
MAKE MY ASS LOOK BIG?
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PETER, COME ON!
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YOU'VE HAD 1,000
YEARS TO GET READY
FOR THIS PARTY.
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IT ALWAYS TAKES
HIM SO LONG
TO GET DRESSED.
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PETER, WE'RE GONNA
BE LATE FOR MY
COUSIN'S WEDDING.
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AREN'T YOU
DRESSED YET?
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OH, CRAP.
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WELL, ONE OF
US IS GONNA
HAVE TO CHANGE.
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[Sighs]
UNZIP ME.
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WHERE'S
YOUR FATHER?
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HE'S STILL DOWN
IN THE BASEMENT.
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PETER, YOU'VE BEEN
DOWN THERE ALL DAY.
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I HOPE YOU'RE
ALREADY-- AHH!
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OH, MY GOD! THE
GOVERNMENT IS HERE!
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RUN, E.T., RUN!
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[E.T. screaming]
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THE END OF THE
WORLD IS COMING.
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NOW COME ON, GET IN
YOUR RADIATION SUITS.
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PETER, WE ARE NOT
MISSING A ONCE-IN-
A-LIFETIME EVENT,
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BECAUSE OF
SOME WACKO
DOOMSDAY THEORY.
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OK, OK.
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HEY, UH, YOU GUYS.
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YOU KNOW THAT ONE
CHRISTMAS PRESENT
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YOU REALLY WANTED
BUT DIDN'T GET?
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A PHONE?
A PONY?
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A HUMIDOR?
A DEAD LOIS?
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YEAH. WELL, IT'S
IN THE BASEMENT.
COME ON. LET'S GO SEE.
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[Meg]
MY OWN PHONE!
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[Chris]
I'M GONNA NAME HIM SPARKY,
AND THEN I'M GONNA GET HIM...
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WHAT
THE HELL?
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PETER, IF YOU
WANT TO STAY HERE,
THAT'S FINE.
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BUT WE'RE GOING
TO THE PARTY. KIDS!
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HONEY, ARE YOU PREGNANT?
NO.
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[Metal crashing]
AHH!
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OH, DEAR ME. YES, YES.
THIS IS HOW I WANTED
TO ENTER THE NEW MILLENNIUM.
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LOCKED IN A BASEMENT
WITH IMBECILES,
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DRESSED LIKE A
GAY NEIL ARMSTRONG.
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THANKS A
LOT, PETER.
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RIGHT NOW
I COULD BE
IN BOSTON,
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PRETENDING I
GIVE A RAT'S ASS
ABOUT VIVALDI.
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YEAH, AND I COULD BE
GETTING FELT UP BY KEVIN.
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NOW MEG, DON'T YOU
GIVE IT ALL AWAY
UP FRONT.
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MAKE HIM
WORK FOR IT.
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AND SHAME ON
YOU, PETER.
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SCARING THE KIDS
WITH YOUR NUCLEAR-
HOLOCAUST NONSENSE.
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[Laughing]
YOU SAID "NUCLEAR."
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IT'S "NUCULAR,"
DUMMY. THE
"S" IS SILENT.
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IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT.
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WE NOW GO LIVE
TO ASIAN REPORTER,
TRISHA TAKANAWA.
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TRISHA, WHAT
CAN YOU TELL US?
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DIANE,
QUAHOG'S FABLED
ALABASTER CLAM
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IS ABOUT TO DESCEND
AND USHER IN A
NEW MILLENNIUM.
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[All]
10, 9, 8...
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THIS IS IT!
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...6, 5, 4...
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HOLD ON TIGHT!
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...3, 2, 1. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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[Cheering]
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A FLAUTIST,
PETER!
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WELL, I HOPE
YOU'RE HAPPY.
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COME ON, KIDS.
WE CAN STILL MAKE
THE PARTY IF WE--
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[Rumbling]
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[Engine accelerating]
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[Horn blowing]
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NICE WORK,
LIEUTENANT.
VERY FESTIVE.
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UH, ACTUALLY, SIR, EACH OF
THOSE LIGHTS REPRESENTS A
MISSILE LAUNCHING BY ITSELF.
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THE PATTERN
IS JUST A
COINCIDENCE.
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OH, WELL, NOW THAT YOU
MENTION IT, THE "Y" IS A
LITTLE MISSHAPEN.
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STILL, IT'S
PRETTY AMAZING.
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[Audience cheering]
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[Loud banging]
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[Man screaming]
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OH, WHAT THE
HELL. COME
HERE, HILLARY.
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WHAT'D
I MISS?
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[Peter]
HOLY CRAP!
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ANYBODY ELSE FEEL THAT?
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[Sizzling]
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GOOD
MORNING,
FAMILY.
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HEY LOIS, YOU
REMEMBER WHEN I WAS
THE 3RD HARDY BOY?
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PETER, THERE WAS
NO 3RD HARDY BOY.
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OH, REALLY?
JUST LIKE THERE
WAS NO APOCALYPSE?
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HE SHOOTS! HE SCORES!
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HEY!
AHH!
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OK, WE WERE
WRONG ABOUT
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THE END OF THE
WORLD AND YOU
WERE RIGHT.
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CAN WE PLEASE
JUST DROP IT?
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IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.
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I FINALLY GET A
DATE WITH KEVIN,
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AND HE GETS VAPORIZED!
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HE'S JUST USING
THAT AS AN EXCUSE.
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[Laughing]
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[Lois]
LET'S JUST BE
GRATEFUL WE SURVIVED
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THE APOCALYPSE
HEALTHY AND
MUTATION FREE.
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[Cleveland]
I SAID I CAN DO IT.
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[Quagmire]
HEY, SHUT UP!
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OH, HEY,
CLEVEMIRE.
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THAT'S QUAGLAND.
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QUAGLAND? OH, YOU
MUST BE DREAMING.
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NOT ABOUT
KICKING YOUR
FAT ASS!
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[Grunting]
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BOYS, PLEASE.
YOU USED TO
BE SO CLOSE.
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SORRY, LOIS.
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WE'RE BOTH A LITTLE
CRABBY, ON ACCOUNT
OF THE FACT THAT
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NEITHER ONE
OF US HAS HAD
ANY FOOD
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SINCE WE GOT
FUSED TOGETHER.
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WOW. WE JUST FINISHED OFF
WHAT WAS LEFT IN THE KITCHEN.
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[Sighs]
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WHEN I THINK BACK, OF
ALL THE FOOD WE'VE
WASTED IN THIS HOUSE...
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HERE, TOM SELLECK.
COME ON.
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DOWN THE HATCH.
COME ON.
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YOU-- H-H-HEY--
HEY! NONE FOR
YOU, HIGGINS!
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TRYING TO STEAL
TOM SELLECK'S FOOD!
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NO!
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NO!
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YOU'VE HAD YOURS!
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THANK GOODNESS,
PETER BOUGHT
A HUGE SUPPLY
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OF DEHYDRATED
MEALS BEFORE
THE BLAST.
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PETER, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
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YOU JUST ATE A
YEAR'S WORTH
OF FOOD!
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UH, WHAT A WASTE OF
MONEY. I'M STILL HUNGRY.
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EVERYONE
LEAVE. I HAVE
TO POOP.
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NOW!
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[Brian]
WELL, SO MUCH FOR FINDING
FOOD AT THE STOP 'N SHOP.
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FIGURES. THE ONE TIME
I REMEMBER MY
VALUE CLUB CARD.
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00:09:17,167 --> 00:09:18,198
[Sniffing]
229
00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:20,431
WAIT A MINUTE. I
SMELL BARBECUE.
230
00:09:23,534 --> 00:09:24,465
[Gasping]
231
00:09:24,533 --> 00:09:25,866
[Diane]
MMM.
232
00:09:25,934 --> 00:09:28,099
SO WHAT DO YOU
THINK, DIANE? CAN
I COOK, OR WHAT?
233
00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:29,799
MMM,
DELICIOUS,
TOM.
234
00:09:29,867 --> 00:09:31,965
I GUESS WE
SHOULD BE EATING HER
WITH CHOPSTICKS.
235
00:09:32,034 --> 00:09:33,065
[Both laughing]
236
00:09:33,134 --> 00:09:34,298
OH, MY GOD!
237
00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:37,165
THEY'RE EATING
ASIAN REPORTER,
TRISHA TAKANAWA.
238
00:09:37,234 --> 00:09:40,199
THAT'S CRAZY.
THEY'RE JUST GONNA BE
HUNGRY AGAIN IN AN HOUR.
239
00:09:42,101 --> 00:09:44,665
COME ON, WOODY.
WE'RE GONNA
SEARCH FOR FOOD.
240
00:09:44,734 --> 00:09:46,765
SORRY, CHRIS.
THE PLANT
CAN'T COME.
241
00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:48,231
IT'S HIS
BEST FRIEND.
242
00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:50,232
LOIS, IT'LL JUST BE
ANOTHER MOUTH TO FEED.
243
00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:52,531
I'LL--I'LL TAKE
CARE OF
WOODY, SON.
244
00:09:53,733 --> 00:09:54,798
[Loud banging]
245
00:09:54,867 --> 00:09:56,498
WHAT WAS THAT?
NOTHING. LET'S GO.
246
00:09:56,567 --> 00:09:58,532
GO WHERE? I-IF
THERE'S NO FOOD
IN QUAHOG,
247
00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:01,365
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
THERE'S GONNA BE
FOOD ANYWHERE ELSE?
248
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,465
LOIS, EVERYONE KNOWS
THERE ARE ONLY 2 THINGS
249
00:10:03,534 --> 00:10:05,699
THAT CAN SURVIVE A
NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST,
250
00:10:05,767 --> 00:10:07,465
COCKROACHES
AND TWINKEES.
251
00:10:07,534 --> 00:10:09,432
AND THERE'S A
TWINKEE FACTORY
IN NATICK.
252
00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,532
TWINKEES?
253
00:10:10,601 --> 00:10:12,364
YEAH. I SAW A STORY
ABOUT THEM ON A&E.
254
00:10:12,433 --> 00:10:16,232
[Announcer]
AND NOW BACK TO A&E'S
BIOGRAPHY, TWINKEE THE KID.
255
00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:17,665
IT--IT WAS, UH,
256
00:10:17,734 --> 00:10:20,265
IT WAS DIFFICULT FOR
TWINK TO PLAY WITH
OTHER CHILDREN.
257
00:10:20,334 --> 00:10:21,965
HE--HE--HE
WAS DIFFERENT.
258
00:10:22,034 --> 00:10:24,398
HE WAS
DEFINITEL--
HE--HE HAD NO BONES.
259
00:10:24,467 --> 00:10:26,999
AND HE
COULDN'T REALLY
PLAY ANY SPORTS.
260
00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:29,999
YEAH. AND THAT'S,
Y'KNOW, WHY WE GOT
HIM THE LASSO.
261
00:10:30,067 --> 00:10:33,831
HE'D SPEND HOURS
IN THE BACKYARD
PLAYING WONDER WOMAN.
262
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,165
[Laughing]
263
00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:36,432
HE'S GONNA KILL ME.
264
00:10:36,501 --> 00:10:38,532
HE L-LOVED
THAT LASSO.
HE--HE REA--
265
00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,231
NOT AS MUCH
AS THE BATON.
266
00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:43,932
BUT, UH, WE--WE
PUT A--A STOP
TO THE BATON.
267
00:10:44,001 --> 00:10:46,765
HE--HE WAS, HE
WAS DIFFERENT
ENOUGH, Y'KNOW.
268
00:10:46,834 --> 00:10:48,665
WE JUST GOTTA
GET TO THAT
TWINKEE FACTORY,
269
00:10:48,734 --> 00:10:50,298
AND WE'LL HAVE ALL
THE FOOD WE NEED.
270
00:10:50,366 --> 00:10:53,765
WELL, GOOD-BYE,
SWEET HOME. MAYBE
SOMEDAY WE'LL RETURN.
271
00:10:53,834 --> 00:10:55,598
HEY JOE, CAN
YOU KEEP AN EYE
ON THE PLACE?
272
00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:58,465
I MIGHT AS WELL. I'M
MELTED TO THE GROUND.
273
00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:03,398
THERE YOU GO,
MR. SWANSON. THESE
OUGHTA KEEP THE RATS AWAY.
274
00:11:03,467 --> 00:11:04,798
THANKS, HON.
STAY IN SCHOOL!
275
00:11:09,633 --> 00:11:11,432
[Growling]
276
00:11:12,101 --> 00:11:13,698
BRING IT ON!
277
00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:23,465
LOOK, PETER!
PEOPLE!
278
00:11:23,534 --> 00:11:24,465
[Man]
HALT!
279
00:11:24,533 --> 00:11:25,532
UH-OH.
280
00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:28,565
I AM JORAD.
281
00:11:28,634 --> 00:11:31,765
I AND MY BAND OF
HIGHWAY WARRIORS
CONTROL THIS TERRITORY.
282
00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:32,999
DO YOU HAVE
ANY FOOD?
283
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,665
UH, NO. THAT--THAT'S
WHY WE'RE ON
THE ROAD.
284
00:11:34,733 --> 00:11:37,298
THEN YOU MAY NOT
PASS UNTIL YOU ANSWER
THE FOLLOWING QUESTION.
285
00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:40,898
NAME SOMETHING YOU
TAKE ON A PICNIC.
286
00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:42,132
A BLANKET.
POTATO SALAD.
287
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,832
CHICKEN.
A DEAD LOIS.
288
00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:46,531
UH, UH, OK. WE'RE
GONNA GO WITH
POTATO SALAD.
289
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,398
SHOW ME
POTATO SALAD!
290
00:11:55,268 --> 00:11:57,165
MAYBE WE
SHOULD GO NOW.
291
00:12:01,201 --> 00:12:02,531
[Engine spluttering]
292
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:06,099
AW, JEEZ! OUT OF GAS?
293
00:12:06,168 --> 00:12:08,365
HEY, DAD,
LOOK!
294
00:12:08,434 --> 00:12:09,899
WELL, HOWDY,
STRANGERS.
295
00:12:09,967 --> 00:12:11,532
YOU LOOK
PLUMB TUCKERED.
296
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,632
LIKE TO SIT A SPELL?
297
00:12:12,701 --> 00:12:13,999
ACTUALLY,
WE ARE TIRED.
298
00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:15,298
AND HUNGRY.
299
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:16,965
WELL, WE GOT
PLENTY OF ROOM HERE,
300
00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:18,998
AND ALL THE FRESH
APPLES YOU CAN EAT.
301
00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:20,899
OH, PETER!
WE FOUND A
NEW HOME!
302
00:12:20,967 --> 00:12:23,131
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT? WE'RE
GOING TO NATICK!
303
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,866
FOR WHAT?
A TWINKEE
FACTORY
304
00:12:24,934 --> 00:12:26,799
THAT MIGHT
NOT EVEN
EXIST ANYMORE?
305
00:12:26,868 --> 00:12:29,364
SHE'S RIGHT.
BESIDES, THIS PLACE
IS PARADISE.
306
00:12:29,433 --> 00:12:31,498
SURE IS. EXCEPT
FOR RANDY NEWMAN.
307
00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:32,732
RANDY NEWMAN?
308
00:12:32,801 --> 00:12:33,732
[Old man]
YUP.
309
00:12:33,801 --> 00:12:35,465
JUST
SITS THERE ALL
NIGHT AND DAY,
310
00:12:35,534 --> 00:12:37,232
SINGING ABOUT
WHAT HE SEES.
311
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:43,899
♪ FAT MAN WITH
HIS KIDS AND DOG ♪
312
00:12:43,968 --> 00:12:47,431
♪ DROVE IN THROUGH
THE MORNING FOG ♪
313
00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:50,331
♪ HEY THERE, ROVER ♪
314
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,832
♪ COME ON OVER ♪
315
00:12:52,901 --> 00:12:56,298
WELL, IT'S NICE
TO HAVE MUSIC
WHILE WE EAT.
316
00:12:56,366 --> 00:12:58,332
♪ RED-HEADED LADY ♪
317
00:12:58,401 --> 00:13:01,032
♪ REACHING FOR AN APPLE ♪
318
00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:04,899
♪ GONNA TAKE A
BITE, NOPE, NOPE ♪
319
00:13:04,968 --> 00:13:08,066
♪ SHE'S GONNA
BREATHE ON IT FIRST ♪
320
00:13:08,133 --> 00:13:11,098
♪ WIPE IT ON
HER BLOUSE ♪
321
00:13:13,934 --> 00:13:17,699
♪ SHE TAKES A
BITE, CHEWS IT ONCE ♪
322
00:13:17,767 --> 00:13:19,832
♪ TWICE, 3 TIMES ♪
323
00:13:19,901 --> 00:13:21,999
♪ 4 TIMES, STOPS ♪
324
00:13:23,366 --> 00:13:25,665
♪ THE WIFE IS THINKING ♪
325
00:13:25,734 --> 00:13:28,364
♪ TAKES A LONG, HARD
LOOK AT RANDY ♪
326
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:35,999
♪ 5 TIMES, FAT
OLD HUSBAND'S
WALKING OVER ♪
327
00:13:37,101 --> 00:13:39,098
LET'S GET THE
HELL OUTTA HERE.
328
00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:41,699
♪ YEAH, THEY'RE
WALKING DOWN THE ROAD ♪
329
00:13:41,767 --> 00:13:46,765
♪ LEFT FOOT, RIGHT
FOOT, LEFT FOOT,
RIGHT FOOT, LEFT ♪
330
00:13:48,434 --> 00:13:50,965
♪ LEFT FOOT,
RIGHT FOOT, LEFT
FOOT, RIGHT ♪
331
00:13:51,034 --> 00:13:54,599
PLEASE, CHRIS.
MOMMY'S GOT A VERY BIG
HEADACHE. STOP IT!
332
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,765
THANK YOU, SWEETIE.
333
00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:59,232
NOW, PETER, WE'VE
GOTTA FIND SOME FOOD.
334
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:00,498
OH, MY GOD! LOOK!
335
00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:03,966
[Gasping]
IT'S NATICK.
336
00:14:04,034 --> 00:14:05,233
[All]
YEAH!
337
00:14:05,301 --> 00:14:06,299
[Lois]
PETER...
338
00:14:08,234 --> 00:14:10,132
THERE'S NO
FACTORY?
339
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,899
[Gasping]
OH, VERY
GOOD, FAT MAN!
340
00:14:12,968 --> 00:14:14,866
WE FOLLOW THE
PIED PIPER OF
HAMSTEAK
341
00:14:14,934 --> 00:14:16,298
TO THE GATES
OF OBLIVION,
342
00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:18,066
AND LOOK WHAT
IT'S BROUGHT US!
343
00:14:18,134 --> 00:14:19,898
WE'RE FINISHED!
WE'RE DONE!
344
00:14:19,967 --> 00:14:22,132
GAME OVER,
MAN! GAME OVER!
345
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,665
UH, DAMN IT!
346
00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:25,332
STEWIE, GET OUT OF
THAT NUCLEAR WASTE!
347
00:14:25,401 --> 00:14:27,531
WHO KNOWS WHAT
ANIMALS HAVE
BEEN IN THERE?
348
00:14:33,867 --> 00:14:35,431
[All cheering]
349
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:38,698
[Stewie]
IT'S ABOUT
DAMN TIME!
350
00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:43,398
NO WORDS...
351
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:46,366
SH-SHOULD HAVE
SENT A POET.
352
00:14:46,434 --> 00:14:48,165
THERE'S ENOUGH FOOD
TO LAST US FOREVER!
353
00:14:48,234 --> 00:14:50,565
PETER, WE'RE
SAVED! YOU
WERE RIGHT.
354
00:14:50,634 --> 00:14:52,465
WE CAN SETTLE
DOWN HERE AND
BUILD A HOUSE,
355
00:14:52,534 --> 00:14:54,131
JUST LIKE
WE HAD IN
QUAHOG.
356
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,899
YEAH! AND WE CAN
BUILD A MALL, SO I'LL
HAVE A PLACE TO HANG OUT!
357
00:14:56,968 --> 00:14:58,865
AND 2 DENNY'S,
SO WE CAN
ALWAYS SAY,
358
00:14:58,934 --> 00:15:01,066
"LET'S NOT GO TO THAT
ONE. LET'S GO TO
THE GOOD ONE."
359
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,565
OH, WE CAN HAVE
QUAGLAND GET JOE
OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY.
360
00:15:03,634 --> 00:15:06,165
AND, AND WE CAN BUILD
A COMMUNITY, JUST LIKE
THE ONE WE HAD.
361
00:15:06,234 --> 00:15:08,432
NO! WE'LL BUILD
A BETTER ONE.
362
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:11,899
I HEREBY
PROCLAIM THIS CITY
NEW QUAHOG!
363
00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:17,199
WELL, THIS ISN'T VERY
GOOD, NOW, IS IT?
364
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:35,932
AHH!
AHH!
365
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:37,032
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
366
00:15:37,101 --> 00:15:38,099
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
367
00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:45,198
GUESS WHO?
368
00:15:45,267 --> 00:15:46,398
STOP IT, CHRIS.
369
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,498
WRONG! HA, HA,
HA, HA, HA!
370
00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:50,765
OH, WAIT. DID
YOU SAY "CHRIS"?
371
00:15:50,833 --> 00:15:52,931
STEWIE, TIME
FOR BREAKFAST!
372
00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:57,699
DID YOU WASH
YOUR TENTACLES, MY
BIG HANDSOME BOY?
373
00:15:57,768 --> 00:15:59,799
WHAT THE DEVIL
ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? HANDSOME?
374
00:15:59,868 --> 00:16:03,065
I'M REPUGNANT! I'M
A RADIO-BLOODY-
ACTIVE FREAK!
375
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,432
YEAH, I FOLD.
HEY, COME ON,
376
00:16:11,501 --> 00:16:13,498
LET'S GO HOME
AND GET TENDER
WITH YOUR WIFE.
377
00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:15,365
I DON'T KNOW,
QUAGMIRE.
378
00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:16,798
LOVEMAKING
WITH LORETTA
379
00:16:16,867 --> 00:16:18,999
HAS SOMEHOW
LOST ITS INTIMACY.
380
00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:21,366
HEH, HEH.
381
00:16:21,434 --> 00:16:22,665
ALL RIGHT!
382
00:16:23,867 --> 00:16:25,199
UH, EXCUSE ME,
MR. MAYOR.
383
00:16:25,268 --> 00:16:27,464
WE HAVE AN OUTSIDER
WHO WISHES TO
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY.
384
00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:29,665
WELCOME TO MY FAIR CITY!
385
00:16:29,734 --> 00:16:32,399
IF YOU WANT TO
BECOME A CITIZEN,
YOU HAVE TO GET A JOB.
386
00:16:32,467 --> 00:16:34,665
WELL, BEFORE
THE DISASTER, I
WAS A PHYSICIAN.
387
00:16:34,734 --> 00:16:37,098
THAT'S TERRIFIC.
WE NEED A DOCTOR.
388
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:38,932
WE SURE DO. LET'S
HOPE YOU GET IT.
389
00:16:39,001 --> 00:16:40,765
NOW PICK A JOB
OUT OF THE HAT.
390
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,165
AH! "VILLAGE IDIOT."
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
391
00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:46,732
ON TUESDAYS,
YOU GET TO WAVE
YOUR PENIS AT TRAFFIC.
392
00:16:46,801 --> 00:16:48,932
CONGRATULATIONS.
393
00:16:49,001 --> 00:16:51,432
PETER, MAYBE WE
SHOULD'VE JUST LET
HIM BE A DOCTOR.
394
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:54,565
NO! THESE ARE THE
RULES OF NEW QUAHOG.
395
00:16:54,633 --> 00:16:56,832
BESIDES,
THAT'S HOW EVERYONE
ELSE GOT THEIR JOBS.
396
00:16:57,301 --> 00:16:58,365
GO!
397
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,465
[Screaming]
398
00:17:00,534 --> 00:17:03,232
Y-YOU SEE, DOC,
MY BACK TOOTH
IS KILLIN' ME.
399
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:04,498
AHH!
400
00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:06,631
AND THINGS
HAVE WORKED OUT
FINE SO FAR.
401
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:10,265
PETER, NO OFFENSE,
BUT THAT'S BECAUSE
WE ALL PITCHED IN.
402
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,565
THAT'S RIGHT. WE
BUILT SCHOOLS,
AND HOSPITALS.
403
00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:14,298
YEAH, NOT TO
MENTION THE
THEATER.
404
00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:20,565
BUT WHEN I
SAW THE MOVIE,
405
00:17:20,634 --> 00:17:22,832
IT LOOKED LIKE
AUDREY HEPBURN NOT ONLY
406
00:17:22,901 --> 00:17:25,498
DIDN'T HAVE
BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S,
407
00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:28,131
SHE HADN'T EATEN
ANYTHING IN A YEAR.
408
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,165
WHOO!
409
00:17:29,234 --> 00:17:31,065
I AM SUCH A BITCH!
410
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,365
WE HAVE
EVERYTHING WE NEED.
AND--AND NO CRIME,
411
00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:34,832
NO GUNS, NO
POLLUTION.
412
00:17:34,901 --> 00:17:36,032
BRIAN'S RIGHT.
413
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:38,132
WE'VE LEFT
OURSELVES DEFENSELESS.
414
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,232
GUYS, WE NEED TO
MAKE SOME GUNS.
415
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,265
GUNS?
416
00:17:41,334 --> 00:17:43,531
GUNS ONLY LEAD
TO TROUBLE.
417
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,232
RIGHT, AND WHEN THAT
TROUBLE HAPPENS,
418
00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:47,198
WE'LL BE READY
TO BLOW ITS
FREAKIN' HEAD OFF!
419
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,732
BESIDES,
WITHOUT GUNS,
420
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,398
HOW--HOW WOULD
OUR FOREFATHERS HAVE
SETTLED THEIR DIFFERENCES?
421
00:17:51,466 --> 00:17:52,365
8,
422
00:17:52,434 --> 00:17:53,365
9,
423
00:17:53,434 --> 00:17:55,432
10, AND
TURN!
424
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,865
[Grunting]
425
00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:04,565
HONEY, MOMMY'S
MAKING YOU SOME
NEW FEETIE PAJAMAS.
426
00:18:04,634 --> 00:18:06,866
AND LOOK, IT HAS
A LITTLE TRAP DOOR
427
00:18:06,934 --> 00:18:08,665
FOR WHEN YOU
GOTTA MAKE INKY.
428
00:18:08,734 --> 00:18:10,531
I'LL SHOW YOU INKY!
429
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,865
LET'S SEE IF
THEY FIT, HMM?
430
00:18:11,933 --> 00:18:13,198
NEVER!
431
00:18:13,267 --> 00:18:15,066
[Grunting]
HA, HA, HA!
432
00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:17,531
LOOK AT ME!
I'M FRED ASTAIRE!
433
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:18,698
AHH!
434
00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:21,532
GOTCHA. OH,
YOU ARE
GETTIN' HEAVY.
435
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,498
I'M GONNA HAVE
YOUR FATHER FLOOD
THE BASEMENT
436
00:18:23,566 --> 00:18:25,632
SO YOU CAN GET
SOME MORE EXERCISE.
437
00:18:25,701 --> 00:18:28,598
YES, YES. I DO SEEM TO HAVE
GAINED A BIT OF GIRTH.
438
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,498
ACTUALLY, MY GULLET
SEEMS TO BE RUMBLING.
439
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:31,965
[Grunting]
440
00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:34,431
AH! THERE WE ARE.
441
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,331
OH, I SAY. I'VE
LAID AN EGG!
442
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,966
OH, THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
443
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:41,532
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE
WOMEN ARE ALWAYS
COMPLAINING ABOUT-- AHH!
444
00:18:41,601 --> 00:18:43,565
ATTENTION,
NEW QUAHOGIANS.
445
00:18:43,634 --> 00:18:47,065
TODAY, MY VISION
FOR OUR FUTURE
COMES TRUE.
446
00:18:47,134 --> 00:18:48,465
A CHICKEN IN EVERY POT,
447
00:18:48,534 --> 00:18:49,932
AND A CAP IN EVERY ASS!
448
00:18:50,001 --> 00:18:51,264
[Crowd screaming]
449
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:52,665
PETER, PUT
THAT AWAY!
450
00:18:52,734 --> 00:18:54,632
WHERE DID YOU
GET THE METAL FOR
ALL THOSE GUNS?
451
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:57,665
RECYCLING.
I USED THE PIPES FROM
OUR IRRIGATION SYSTEM.
452
00:18:57,734 --> 00:19:00,065
ARE YOU CRAZY?
YOU DESTROYED ALL
OUR WATER PIPES?
453
00:19:00,134 --> 00:19:02,431
WE DON'T NEED
GUNS! WE NEED
FOOD AND WATER!
454
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,798
I HAVE A CANKER
SORE ON MY LIP!
455
00:19:03,867 --> 00:19:05,665
AND I KEEP
POKING AT IT WITH
MY TONGUE!
456
00:19:05,734 --> 00:19:07,498
BUT THAT'S ONLY
MAKING IT WORSE!
457
00:19:07,567 --> 00:19:09,732
LOOK, THERE'S A REASON I'M
IN CHARGE HERE, ALL RIGHT?
458
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,732
I'M THE ONE WHO
KNEW THE WORLD
WAS GONNA END.
459
00:19:11,801 --> 00:19:14,765
I'M THE ONE WHO
FOUND THE TWINKEE FACTORY
AND STARTED THIS TOWN.
460
00:19:14,834 --> 00:19:17,332
AND I'M THE ONE
WHO GAVE ELOCUTION
LESSONS TO ROSIE PEREZ.
461
00:19:17,401 --> 00:19:19,099
THAT'S NOTHIN'
TO BE PROUD OF!
462
00:19:19,167 --> 00:19:22,632
DON'T BE STUPID!
SHE SPEAK GOOD
AND EVERYTHING!
463
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:24,932
[Crowd]
LET'S GET HIM!
THROW HIM OUT!
464
00:19:25,767 --> 00:19:27,765
WAIT! WE CAN
WORK THIS OUT!
465
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,831
JEEZ, I HAVEN'T BEEN
THROWN OUT OF ANY PLACE
466
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:36,331
SINCE I WAS A COUNSELOR
AT THE BULIMIA CLINIC.
467
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,632
AW, MAN, DID ANYBODY ELSE
THROW UP AFTER EATING
THAT FISH LAST NIGHT?
468
00:19:48,734 --> 00:19:49,832
[People yelling]
469
00:19:52,434 --> 00:19:53,732
THAT'S THE
LAST OF 'EM!
470
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,032
GOOD
RIDDANCE!
471
00:19:55,101 --> 00:19:56,899
WHAT THE HELL
WOULD WE EVER
NEED GUNS FOR?
472
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,832
[Stewies]
VICTORY IS OURS.
473
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,665
[Citizens screaming]
474
00:20:03,734 --> 00:20:05,999
QUICK! GRAB
THE GUNS! THEY'RE
OUR ONLY HOPE!
475
00:20:07,268 --> 00:20:08,598
AHH!
476
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,965
HEY BOB, Y-YOU
REMEMBER THE OTHER DAY,
YOU WERE ASKING ME
477
00:20:11,034 --> 00:20:13,465
WHAT THE DEFINITION
OF IRONY WAS,
AND I SAID--
478
00:20:13,534 --> 00:20:14,798
AHH!
479
00:20:14,867 --> 00:20:16,165
[Screaming]
480
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,765
[Explosion booming]
481
00:20:21,701 --> 00:20:22,999
[Sighs]
482
00:20:23,068 --> 00:20:25,899
HONEY, I'M SORRY I
GOT US KICKED OUT
OF NEW QUAHOG.
483
00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:27,731
I GUESS
NOBODY REALLY
NEEDS GUNS.
484
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:28,798
[Sighs]
485
00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:30,265
I'M NOT ALWAYS
RIGHT, AFTER ALL.
486
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:31,932
OH, PETER.
487
00:20:32,001 --> 00:20:34,932
HEARING YOU SAY THAT
ALMOST MAKES IT WORTH
HAVING THE WORLD BLOWN UP.
488
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,198
WHERE ARE
WE GONNA GO?
489
00:20:36,267 --> 00:20:38,865
I HEAR THERE'S
A CARVEL FACTORY
IN FRAMINGHAM.
490
00:20:38,934 --> 00:20:39,932
ALL RIGHT!
491
00:20:40,001 --> 00:20:41,032
FUDGIE THE WHALE!
492
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,698
AND COOKIE PUSS!
AND COOKIE O'PUSS!
493
00:20:43,767 --> 00:20:45,499
AND NUTTY THE
CHOCOLATE GHOST!
494
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,232
COME ON,
EVERYBODY.
LET'S SING A SONG.
495
00:20:50,301 --> 00:20:51,465
OH, AH,
AH!
496
00:20:51,534 --> 00:20:53,198
♪ LEFT FOOT,
RIGHT FOOT ♪
497
00:20:53,267 --> 00:20:55,332
[All]
♪ LEFT FOOT, RIGHT FOOT ♪
498
00:20:55,401 --> 00:20:58,465
♪ LEFT FOOT, RIGHT FOOT,
LEFT FOOT, RIGHT FOOT ♪
499
00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:00,431
♪ LEFT FOOT,
RIGHT FOOT ♪
500
00:21:12,034 --> 00:21:13,599
[Shower running]
501
00:21:15,334 --> 00:21:16,365
[Gasping]
502
00:21:16,434 --> 00:21:17,499
BOBBY!
503
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,532
GOOD MORNING.
504
00:21:19,601 --> 00:21:21,966
OH, BOBBY. I JUST
HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM.
505
00:21:22,034 --> 00:21:24,632
I DREAMT I SAW THE
STRANGEST EPISODE
OF FAMILY GUY,
506
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,098
AND THERE WAS
A GIANT CHICKEN!
507
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:27,732
[Crying]
AND STEWIE WAS
AN OCTOPUS.
508
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,731
HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY. COME ON NOW.
509
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,665
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE OK.
510
00:21:33,733 --> 00:21:34,898
[Breathing heavily]
511
00:21:36,034 --> 00:21:37,333
WHAT'S
FAMILY GUY?
512
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,198
♪[Theme music playing]