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GOOD EVENING.
I'M DIANE SIMMONS.
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A STUNNING
DEVELOPMENT TONIGHT
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AS O.J. SIMPSON
IS PROVEN INNOCENT.
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WE HAVE THE
IDENTITY OF THE
REAL KILLER.
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BUT FIRST...
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IT'S FALL.
THE TIME OF YEAR
WHEN THE LEAVES
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TURN THAT PRETTY,
PURPLY ORANGE
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AND QUAHOG PREPARES
FOR ITS ANNUAL
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HARVEST FESTIVAL PARADE.
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ASIAN REPORTER
TRISHA TAKANAWA
JOINS US LIVE
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FROM THE CEREMONY
WHERE THEY'RE CHOOSING
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THIS YEAR'S THEME.
TRISHA?
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DIANE, BEHIND ME ARE
1,000 BEAUTIFUL DOVES.
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GENTLY TIED
TO EACH
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OF THEIR DELICATE
LEGS IS A
PARADE THEME
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SUGGESTED BY
ORDINARY CITIZENS
OF QUAHOG.
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AND HERE TO
PICK THIS YEAR'S
WINNING THEME
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IS TEN COMMANDMENTS
STAR, CHARLTON HESTON.
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LET MY PIGEONS GO!
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HE NAILED ONE!
WE HAVE OUR THEME!
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I SUBMITTED
"TOGETHERNESS."
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A SIMPLE
THEME.
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BUT POWERFUL,
NONETHELESS.
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COME ON,
"OVERCOMING
ADVERSITY"!
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LET'S GO,
"OVERCOMING
ADVERSITY"!
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SHOW ME "WOMEN I GAVE
THE CLAP TO"! OH!
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AND THE
HARVEST FESTIVAL
PARADE THEME IS--
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"THE EPISODE OF
WHO'S THE BOSS?
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"WHERE TONY SEES ANGELA
NAKED IN THE SHOWER."
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YES! THAT'S
MINE!
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UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE!
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♪[Singing]
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OH! CLUMSY OAF!
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MICHAEL FLATLEY
MUST BE TURNING OVER
IS IN HIS GRAVE.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
HE'S NOT DEAD
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YET.
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"MICHAEL FLATLEY."
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PETER, IT'S GREAT
THEY PICKED
YOUR THEME,
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BUT ISN'T IT
A LITTLE
ESOTERIC?
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ESOTERIC?
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COULD IT
MEAN "SEXY"?
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I THINK IT'S
A SCIENCE TERM.
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FELLAS, FELLAS,
ESOTERIC
MEANS "DELICIOUS."
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LOIS, WHO'S THE BOSS?
IS NOT A FOOD.
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SWING AND A MISS.
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♪ IT SEEMS TODAY
THAT ALL YOU SEE ♪
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♪ IS VIOLENCE IN MOVIES
AND SEX ON T.V. ♪
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♪ BUT WHERE ARE THOSE GOOD,
OLD-FASHIONED VALUES ♪
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♪ ON WHICH WE USED TO RELY? ♪
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♪ LUCKY THERE'S A FAMILY GUY ♪
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♪ LUCKY THERE'S A MAN WHO'LL
POSITIVELY TELL YOU ♪
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♪ ALL THE THINGS
THAT MAKE US ♪
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♪ LAUGH 'N' CRY ♪
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♪ HE'S A FAMILY GUY ♪
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I HAVE NO FRIENDS,
AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE
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OF THIS STUPID PURSE!
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WHAT DID YOU DO
TO MY DAUGHTER?
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I SWEAR TO GOD,
IF YOU TOUCHED HER--
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[Lois]
PETER!
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HONEY, WHAT HAPPENED?
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WELL,
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IT WAS
LUNCHTIME AND...
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I LOVE THE
COLOR OF YOUR
PRADA BAG.
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YEAH, BUT YOURS HAS
THAT GREAT CLASP.
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HEY, MEG,
YOU WANT TO
COME TO LUNCH?
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OH, YOU KNOW
WHAT? THERE'S NO
ROOM IN MY CAR
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FOR YOUR BIG,
UGLY PURSE.
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[Laughing]
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MEG, LET ME
TELL YOU
ABOUT POPULARITY.
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[Girl]
MRS. CANNER?
ARE YOU COMING?
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BYE!
UGH.
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DADDY, IF YOU
REALLY LOVED ME,
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YOU'D BUY ME
A PRADA BAG.
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I CAN'T SAY NO
TO YOU, HONEY.
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WHAT ARE THEY,
LIKE, $10?
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MORE LIKE
$1,100.
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[Laughing]
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YOU WISH I LOVED
YOU THAT MUCH!
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[Sighs]
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WE'RE NEVER GONNA
GET THIS FLOAT DONE
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IN TIME FOR
THE PARADE.
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PICK UP THE PACE, GUYS!
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PETER, YOUR THEME IS A DUD.
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YEAH. I'VE NEVER
EVEN SEEN
WHO'S THE BOSS?
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TUESDAYS
IN THE '80s
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I WAS ALWAYS
IN BED BY 8:00,
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AND HOME
BY 11:00. OH!
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BUT I CAN'T DO IT
WITHOUT YOU GUYS,
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BECAUSE I'LL TELL
YOU WHO'S THE BOSS.
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IT'S NOT TONY
OR ANGELA.
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IT'S NOT EVEN
MAN-CRAZY MONA.
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IT'S ALL OF US.
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QUAGMIRE, YOU'RE
THE BOSS
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BECAUSE YOU NEVER
GIVE UP, LIKE
WITH THE LADIES.
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GEMINI. OOH!
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CAPRICORN. OH!
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HA.
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I KNOW YOU'RE
NOT A VIRGO!
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AAH!
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HEY, FROM DOWN
HERE, YOU LOOK
LIKE A PISCES!
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AAH!
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AND CLEVELAND,
YOU'RE THE BOSS
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BECAUSE OF YOUR
ATTENTION TO DETAIL
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L-L-LIKE WHEN
WE PLAY POOL,
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YOU TAKE SO
LONG TO LINE
UP YOUR SHOTS
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I JUST WANT TO
CRACK YOU WITH
A CUE STICK.
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BUT I DON'T
BECAUSE THAT WOULD
BE A HATE CRIME
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AND I LOVE YA.
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AND JOE, I'VE HAD NEW
NEIGHBORS BEFORE,
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BUT NONE WERE HALF
THE MAN YOU ARE.
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AND SINCE YOU'RE
HALF A MAN ALREADY,
THAT SPLITS THEM
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INTO SOME
KIND OF FRACTION
I CAN'T EVEN MEASURE.
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PETER'S RIGHT. IF
WE WORK TOGETHER,
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WE CAN WIN THIS
THING. WHO'S IN?
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GO, SPOONER
STREET!
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MY DAD ALWAYS
SAYS, "MEASURE
TWICE, CUT ONCE."
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MY DADDY
ALWAYS SAID,
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"CLEVELAND JR.,
QUIT JUMPING
ON THE BED!"
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[Laughing]
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WE DIDN'T
MEASURE! WE
DIDN'T MEASURE!
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AMAZING, PETER.
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YOU'VE INSPIRED
THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD
TO WORK TOGETHER.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S
REALLY AMAZING, BRIAN?
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I HAVEN'T BRUSHED
MY TEETH IN 3 DAYS,
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AND NO ONE
HAS SAID A THING.
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HEY, STEWIE,
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IF I HAD A JOB,
I COULD BUY
THE BAG MYSELF.
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HMM, I HAVE
SQUANDERED MY
MUNITIONS BUDGET
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ON THAT INSIPID
RUGRATS VIDEO!
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PERHAPS I SHOULD
SEEK EMPLOYMENT.
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MOTHER TEACHES PIANO.
I SUPPOSE I COULD AS WELL.
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ALL RIGHT,
TRY IT AGAIN,
RICHARD.
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AND REMEMBER,
THE WRONG KEYS
ARE ELECTRIFIED.
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AAH!
I DON'T WANT TO
PLAY THE PIANO!
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INDEED.
WOULD YOU RATHER
PLAY THE BASSOON?
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AAH!
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NO EXPERIENCE?
NO, THANKS.
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[Sighs]
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[Whispering]
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OH, NUTS.
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YOUNG LADY.
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WHAT'S THE
LITTLE GUY'S NAME?
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WHAT DO YOU CARE?
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WELL, I CAN'T
SEND AN UNWED
TEENAGE MOTHER
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OUT ON THE STREET
WITHOUT A JOB.
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STEWIE. MY SON'S
NAME IS STEWIE.
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WELCOME TO THE
83RD ANNUAL
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QUAHOG HARVEST
FESTIVAL PARADE.
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ARE YOU AS EXCITED
AS I AM, TOM?
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ARE YOU KIDDING,
DIANE? I'VE GOT WOOD
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AND CLIPPED ONTO
THIS PIECE OF WOOD
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IS A LIST OF THIS
YEAR'S FLOAT ENTRIES.
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REMEMBER,
THE FLOAT
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THAT BEST
CAPTURES THIS
YEAR'S THEME
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WINS QUAHOG'S
COVETED GOLDEN CLAM.
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AND HERE'S OUR FIRST FLOAT.
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[Diane]
OH, IT LOOKS LIKE SOME WIRES
GOT CROSSED ON CLOVER STREET.
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THAT'S NOT ANGELA.
THAT'S MONA, ANGELA'S MOM.
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[Tom]
WONDERFUL USE OF TREE BARK
FOR THE AGE SPOTS THOUGH.
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MM-HMM.
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THIS ONE'S GOT TONY
BATHING JONATHAN.
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WELL, THAT'S JUST
PLAIN WRONG.
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EACH FLOAT
POSSESSES
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ITS OWN UNIQUE
CHARM. BUT
NONE OF THEM--
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OH, BABY!
LOOK AT THAT!
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PETER, THE FLOAT
TURNED OUT GREAT.
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YEAH, OUR
NEIGHBORHOOD HASN'T
BEEN THIS UNITED
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SINCE QUAGMIRE
FIGURED OUT HOW
GET US FREE CABLE.
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[Dog barking]
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WE ARE NOT
BAD PEOPLE.
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WE JUST DON'T
WANT TO PAY
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$12 A MONTH
FOR CINEMAX.
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UGH.
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FIRST PLACE GOES
TO SPOONER STREET.
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[Cheering]
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[All]
WE WON!
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ALL RIGHT!
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[Laughing nervously]
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COME ON NOW!
THIS IS DAMN FOOLISH!
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MY THEME,
MY TROPHY!
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MY AUNT FANNY!
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YOU SAID IT
YOURSELF! I'M
THE BOSS!
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HE SAID I,
TOO, WAS
THE BOSS.
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AND IT'S
TIME CLEVELAND
GOT HIS DUE.
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JOE, MY FEET
ARE STARTING
TO SWELL.
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YOU TWO GO HOME.
I CAN STAY HERE AS
LONG AS IT TAKES.
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YOU'D BE AMAZED
HOW LITTLE
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YOU HAVE TO EAT
WHEN YOUR
LEGS DON'T WORK.
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THERE'S ONLY
ONE WAY TO
SETTLE THIS.
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[All gasping]
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RUSSIAN ROULETTE.
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3 BULLETS, LAST
GUY STANDING
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KEEPS THE TROPHY.
ME FIRST.
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NO--NO--NO. WAIT A
MINUTE, THIS IS CRAZY.
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YOU FIRST.
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WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, THERE'S
GOTTA BE A WAY
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FOR YOU
ALL TO ENJOY
THE TROPHY.
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WAIT A MINUTE! I GOT IT!
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NO, LOST IT.
THERE IT IS AGAIN!
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[Lois]
PERFECT, PETER. NOW
WE CAN ALL ENJOY IT.
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[Cheering]
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HERE'S TO
TOGETHERNESS!
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CAR! CAR!
CAR!
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MEG,
ORDER UP!
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HERE YOU
GO, HON.
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FROM FLAPPY
HIMSELF.
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I DON'T CARE
IF THEY'RE FROM
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KUBLA
FILTHY-WRETCHED KHAN!
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TRY THEM.
YOU'LL LIKE THEM.
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YES, WELL, I
RATHER DOUBT THAT.
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OH.
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YES! OH, THESE
ARE DELECTABLE.
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FLAPPY, GOOD NEWS!
I'VE DECIDED NOT
TO KILL YOU!
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WHAT A PRECIOUS
LITTLE BOY.
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OH, THAT'S
MY, UH, SON.
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YOUR SON? BUT
YOU'RE JUST A
BABY YOURSELF.
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HENRY, GIVE
THE LITTLE SKANK
A NICE TIP.
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$20!
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WELCOME
TO FLAPPY'S.
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WHY DON'T YOU
HAVE A SEAT NEXT
TO MY LITTLE BABY
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WHOSE DEADBEAT
DAD DOESN'T PAY
CHILD SUPPORT.
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[Burps]
HA!
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[Screaming]
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PETER,
WHAT IS IT?
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WHAT'S GOING
ON OUT HERE?
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CLEAR THE WAY!
I'M A COP!
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00:08:18,233 --> 00:08:19,164
[Man]
UGH.
228
00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:20,198
OH, MY GOD!
229
00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:21,632
I THOUGHT THE
SAFETY WAS ON.
230
00:08:21,701 --> 00:08:22,699
I'M SO SORRY.
231
00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:24,065
THAT'S OK, SON.
232
00:08:24,134 --> 00:08:26,398
IT'S YOUR RIGHT AS
AN AMERICAN CITIZEN.
233
00:08:26,467 --> 00:08:27,865
OH!
234
00:08:27,934 --> 00:08:29,232
WHAT'S ALL THE
NOISE, BOYS?
235
00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,865
I WAS JUST JERK--ED
OUT OF A SOUND SLEEP.
236
00:08:31,934 --> 00:08:33,965
PERHAPS SOMEONE
COULD ENLIGHTEN ME
237
00:08:34,034 --> 00:08:36,599
AS TO THE
WHEREABOUTS OF
OUR GOLDEN CLAM?
238
00:08:36,667 --> 00:08:37,765
MAYBE
IT FELL.
239
00:08:37,834 --> 00:08:39,632
YEAH. RIGHT
INTO SOMEONE'S
POCKET.
240
00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:41,532
YOU THINK
ONE OF US
STOLE IT?
241
00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,431
I NEVER SAID THE
WORD "STOLE."
242
00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:45,498
LOOKS LIKE
SOMEONE HAS A
GUILTY CONSCIENCE.
243
00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:46,999
GUILTY
CONSCIENCE! HA!
244
00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,399
I'M THE ONLY GUY
ON THIS BLOCK
245
00:08:48,467 --> 00:08:49,932
WHO ACTUALLY
PAYS FOR HIS CABLE.
246
00:08:50,001 --> 00:08:50,999
OOH.
247
00:08:51,067 --> 00:08:52,765
PRETTY HIGH
AND MIGHTY
FOR A MAN
248
00:08:52,834 --> 00:08:55,232
WHO LEFT
OUR NATION'S FLAG
OUT IN THE RAIN
249
00:08:55,300 --> 00:08:56,631
LAST FOURTH
OF JULY.
250
00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:59,432
THAT'S AGAINST
THE LAW, OFFICER!
251
00:08:59,501 --> 00:09:00,565
[All]
OOH!
252
00:09:00,634 --> 00:09:01,765
YOU'RE ONE
TO TALK.
253
00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:03,165
OUT THERE EVERY
TRASH DAY
254
00:09:03,233 --> 00:09:04,465
PICKING THROUGH
MY GARBAGE.
255
00:09:04,534 --> 00:09:05,898
THAT'S AN INVASION
OF MY PRIVACY.
256
00:09:05,967 --> 00:09:07,099
[All]
OOH!
257
00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:08,665
HE'S SORTING
YOUR RECYCLING
258
00:09:08,733 --> 00:09:10,165
'CAUSE HE LOVES OUR
MOTHER EARTH.
259
00:09:10,233 --> 00:09:12,998
IF YOU WEREN'T SO BUSY
TROLLING FOR BOOTY
ALL THE DAMN TIME
260
00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:14,365
YOU COULD DO
IT YOURSELF,
261
00:09:14,434 --> 00:09:15,965
LIKE THE LAW
SAYS YOU SHOULD.
262
00:09:16,034 --> 00:09:17,065
[All]
OOH!
263
00:09:17,134 --> 00:09:18,299
IT'S ON NOW!
264
00:09:18,368 --> 00:09:19,999
WAIT A
SECOND! WHAT
ABOUT PETER?
265
00:09:20,067 --> 00:09:22,166
HE'S THE ONE
WHO WANTED THE
TROPHY ALL ALONG!
266
00:09:22,234 --> 00:09:23,431
I COULDN'T HAVE STOLEN IT.
267
00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:25,199
LAST NIGHT I WAS
STEALING JOE'S LADDER
268
00:09:25,267 --> 00:09:26,732
SO I COULD STEAL
THE TROPHY TONIGHT.
269
00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:27,731
PETER!
270
00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,365
WHAT? IT'S A LADDER.
HE CAN'T USE IT.
271
00:09:29,433 --> 00:09:31,365
IT'S LIKE TAKING A
WATCH OFF A DEAD GUY.
272
00:09:31,434 --> 00:09:33,798
THOSE GRIFFINS
ALWAYS WERE
ODDBALLS, JOE.
273
00:09:33,867 --> 00:09:35,331
REAL ODDBALLS.
274
00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,765
I DON'T
TRUST THEM.
275
00:09:36,834 --> 00:09:39,298
I SAW THEM
TAKING COUPONS
OUT OF OUR MAILBOX.
276
00:09:39,367 --> 00:09:40,866
[Arguing]
277
00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:43,132
I OFFER YOU A RECIPE.
278
00:09:43,201 --> 00:09:45,365
COMBINE ONE PART
SMALL-TOWN NEIGHBORHOOD
279
00:09:45,433 --> 00:09:46,999
WITH A DASH
OF MISSING TROPHY
280
00:09:47,068 --> 00:09:50,266
AND WHAT YOU'RE
LEFT WITH IS A GUMBO
FIT ONLY FOR A MADMAN.
281
00:09:50,335 --> 00:09:52,932
A GUMBO SERVED ALMOST
EXCLUSIVELY IN THE TWI--
282
00:09:53,001 --> 00:09:55,432
[Peter]
HEY, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?
I BET HE TOOK IT! GET HIM!
283
00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:58,099
[Cleveland]
WHERE ARE YOU GOING,
SERLING? WANT SOME OF THIS?
284
00:09:58,167 --> 00:09:59,532
[All yelling]
285
00:10:03,334 --> 00:10:04,798
WELL, I'M OFF
TO WORK.
286
00:10:04,868 --> 00:10:05,966
OK, HONEY.
287
00:10:06,034 --> 00:10:07,932
ONE OF OUR
NEIGHBORS TOOK
THAT TROPHY, LOIS,
288
00:10:08,001 --> 00:10:09,431
AND I'M GONNA
FIND OUT WHO.
289
00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,598
I'M TAKING STEWIE
WITH ME AGAIN.
290
00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:12,698
FINE, SWEETIE.
291
00:10:12,767 --> 00:10:14,665
THIS WHOLE
THING JUST
MAKES ME SICK!
292
00:10:14,734 --> 00:10:16,899
FOR CRYING OUT
LOUD, WE PLAYED
PICTIONARY WITH THEM!
293
00:10:16,968 --> 00:10:17,898
BASTARDS!
294
00:10:17,968 --> 00:10:20,232
GIDDY-UP, YOU
STUBBY LITTLE MARE!
295
00:10:20,301 --> 00:10:22,498
TO THE PANCAKE
HOUSE! HYA!
296
00:10:22,567 --> 00:10:23,932
WELL, BYE.
297
00:10:24,001 --> 00:10:26,632
AND TO THINK
THEY USED TO BE
OUR BEST FRIENDS!
298
00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:28,598
WELL, THAT WAS THEN
AND THIS IS NOW!
299
00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:30,432
AND THIS IS A CHAIR.
THAT'S A LAMP.
300
00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:32,832
AND YOU HAVE BOOBIES.
AND I'M GONNA
FIND THAT TROPHY!
301
00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,264
WELL, TO BE
HONEST, PETER,
302
00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:37,399
WE WERE ALL A LITTLE
SURPRISED YOU
INVITED US OVER.
303
00:10:37,467 --> 00:10:39,332
WELL, WE REALIZED
OUR FRIENDSHIP
304
00:10:39,401 --> 00:10:41,765
IS A LOT MORE IMPORTANT
THAN SOME STUPID TROPHY.
305
00:10:41,834 --> 00:10:42,899
[Kettle whistling]
306
00:10:42,968 --> 00:10:44,732
OH, THERE'S THE TEA.
I'LL GET IT, LOIS.
307
00:10:44,801 --> 00:10:46,965
2 SUGARS, RIGHT,
BONNIE? I'LL GET IT.
308
00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:54,498
DAMN, IT'S NOT HERE!
309
00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:06,066
AH.
310
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,732
NOT HERE EITHER.
311
00:11:21,334 --> 00:11:23,198
♪[Lounge music playing]
312
00:11:29,201 --> 00:11:30,531
HMM.
313
00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:31,831
NOTHING.
314
00:11:36,101 --> 00:11:37,932
OH, MY GOD!
WE WERE ROBBED!
315
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,232
IS ANYTHING
MISSING?
316
00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:40,498
NO. I DON'T
THINK SO.
317
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:41,832
HEY, WHERE'S THAT
PICTURE OF ME
318
00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:43,066
IN MY 2-PIECE
AT THE CAPE?
319
00:11:43,134 --> 00:11:44,532
SHOULD I CALL
THE COPS?
320
00:11:44,601 --> 00:11:47,365
I'M GUESSING A COP
MAY HAVE HAD SOMETHING
TO DO WITH THIS.
321
00:11:47,434 --> 00:11:50,099
OR A PILOT.
OR A DELI OWNER.
322
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:51,932
OK, YOU
DIRTBAGS!
323
00:11:52,001 --> 00:11:53,732
THIS MEANS WAR!
324
00:11:57,534 --> 00:11:58,631
EXCUSE US.
325
00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:00,398
WE'RE HAVING
A SMALL PROBLEM
326
00:12:00,466 --> 00:12:01,431
WITH HOME
SECURITY.
327
00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:02,798
DO YOU GUYS HAVE THOSE
328
00:12:02,867 --> 00:12:04,765
ROUND METAL
THINGS THAT YOU
BURY IN THE GROUND
329
00:12:04,834 --> 00:12:06,531
AND, WHEN STEPPED
ON, THEY EXPLODE?
330
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,731
LAND MINES?
331
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:08,899
[Both]
LAND MINES.
332
00:12:08,968 --> 00:12:10,132
IT WAS LAND MINES.
333
00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:13,766
QUAGMIRE.
334
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:14,731
PETER.
335
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:15,731
CLEVELAND.
336
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:16,731
JOE.
337
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:17,765
BONNIE.
338
00:12:17,834 --> 00:12:18,799
LOIS.
339
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:19,766
CLEVELAND.
340
00:12:19,834 --> 00:12:20,732
LOIS.
341
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,531
BONNIE.
QUAGMIRE.
342
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:23,999
PETER.
343
00:12:24,068 --> 00:12:25,233
AHEM.
344
00:12:25,301 --> 00:12:26,399
LORETTA.
345
00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:28,032
COME ON, PETER.
346
00:12:29,268 --> 00:12:30,832
THAT OUGHT TO
SLOW THEM DOWN.
347
00:12:32,934 --> 00:12:34,598
BEING A SINGLE
MOTHER IS HARD.
348
00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:36,266
BUT THE REAL
CHALLENGE IS
HAVING A BABY
349
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:37,531
THAT'S ADDICTED
TO CRACK.
350
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:38,565
RIGHT, STEWIE?
351
00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:40,165
WHAT'S THAT?
OH, OH,
YES, YES.
352
00:12:40,234 --> 00:12:41,498
I LOVE CRACK.
353
00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:44,465
I'M ABSOLUTELY
COO-COO
FOR CRACK!
354
00:12:44,533 --> 00:12:46,564
THIS IS THE
FIRST TIME HE'S
EATEN SOMETHING
355
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,865
OTHER THAN DOG
FOOD IN 3 WEEKS.
356
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,065
WELL, HERE'S YOUR
CHECK. GOD BLESS.
357
00:12:51,934 --> 00:12:52,898
HERE, HONEY.
358
00:12:52,967 --> 00:12:54,698
WHAT'S THIS?
BLUEBERRIES?
359
00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:55,798
MMM.
360
00:12:55,867 --> 00:12:56,899
OH, MY...
361
00:12:56,967 --> 00:12:59,265
OH, THAT'S
BETTER THAN SEX!
362
00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:01,831
OH, AND COULD
I GET THAT
WAITRESS' ADDRESS?
363
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:03,265
I'D LIKE TO
HELP HER BABY.
364
00:13:09,433 --> 00:13:10,832
WHAT ARE
THEY UP TO?
365
00:13:10,901 --> 00:13:13,132
WELL, CLEVELAND
AND QUAGMIRE ARE
HOLDING THEIR POSITIONS,
366
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,098
BUT I HAVEN'T
SEEN JOE ALL DAY.
367
00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:16,098
[Joe]
FREEZE!
368
00:13:16,167 --> 00:13:17,665
DAD?
369
00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:19,498
CAREFUL, KEVIN.
THERE'S A BEAR TRAP
2 FEET TO YOUR RIGHT.
370
00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:20,732
THANKS, DAD.
371
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,398
[Joe]
LOOK OUT FOR
YOUR MOTHER!
372
00:13:22,467 --> 00:13:25,465
[Bonnie]
THERE'S A SANDWICH
ON THE COUNTER, HONEY.
373
00:13:25,534 --> 00:13:27,165
CLEVELAND, THESE
LOBSTER TRAPS
374
00:13:27,234 --> 00:13:28,766
AREN'T GOING
TO CATCH
ANY INTRUDERS.
375
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:30,032
YES, THEY WILL.
376
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,299
I BAITED
THEM WITH
377
00:13:31,367 --> 00:13:33,966
THESE PLUMP
AND TASTY
FENWAY FRANKS.
378
00:13:34,034 --> 00:13:35,798
DADDY, WE GOT ONE!
DADDY, WE GOT ONE!
379
00:13:35,867 --> 00:13:38,199
[Laughing]
FAT BOY SMELLED
A HOT DOG.
380
00:13:38,268 --> 00:13:39,665
COULDN'T HELP IT.
WENT RIGHT IN.
381
00:13:39,734 --> 00:13:41,265
[Laughing]
382
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:44,498
HELLO.
383
00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:45,798
SAY, GET
THE HELL OFF MY--
384
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,998
HELLO, LIPS, LEGS,
BREASTS, AND ASS.
385
00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:49,932
YES. I WAS HOPING
I COULD ASK YOU
386
00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:51,865
ABOUT YOUR NEIGHBORS,
THE GRIFFINS.
387
00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:52,965
THE GRIFFINS!
388
00:13:53,034 --> 00:13:54,565
A BUNCH OF
CARD-CARRYING COMMIES
389
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:55,699
IF YOU ASK ME! HA-HA.
390
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:56,698
ALL RIGHT.
391
00:13:56,767 --> 00:13:58,665
NO, NO, NO!
IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT!
392
00:13:58,734 --> 00:14:00,498
[Laughing]
HEY, FAT BOY!
393
00:14:00,567 --> 00:14:02,932
THE GRIFFINS
ARE NOT TO
BE TRUSTED.
394
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,199
MM-MMM.
395
00:14:04,267 --> 00:14:05,831
THOSE PEOPLE ARE
NOTHING BUT VILE,
396
00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:07,065
CHEATING,
LYING SCUM.
397
00:14:07,134 --> 00:14:09,298
AND THEIR
CARPET AND
DRAPE SCHEME...
398
00:14:09,367 --> 00:14:10,365
UGH!
399
00:14:11,634 --> 00:14:12,932
NO! NO,
I WON'T!
400
00:14:13,001 --> 00:14:15,265
GET THAT PUREE
OF LOATHSOMENESS
AWAY FROM ME!
401
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:17,398
BUT YOU LOVE
MASHED TURKEY AND PEAS.
402
00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:18,866
I'M SORRY. WHAT WAS THAT?
403
00:14:18,934 --> 00:14:20,364
I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T
QUITE CATCH THAT.
404
00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:22,065
DID YOU JUST TELL
ME WHAT I LOVE?
405
00:14:22,134 --> 00:14:23,099
MMM?
406
00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:25,232
WRITE THIS DOWN,
YOU TOAD-FACED FRUMP.
407
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,798
I LOVE PANCAKES!
408
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,432
[Doorbell rings]
409
00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:30,731
HI, LITTLE FELLA.
410
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:31,865
IS MEG GRIFFIN
HERE?
411
00:14:31,934 --> 00:14:32,965
NO, SHE'S NOT.
412
00:14:33,034 --> 00:14:35,331
PROBABLY
OUT SCORING
MORE ROCK.
413
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,098
SANDY BALFOUR,
CHILD SERVICES.
414
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,898
WE'RE PLACING
THIS BABY IN A
FOSTER HOME.
415
00:14:38,967 --> 00:14:39,965
WHAT?
416
00:14:40,034 --> 00:14:41,266
FOR GOD'S
SAKE, FEED ME!
417
00:14:41,334 --> 00:14:43,531
LET ME GUESS. ALL
OUT OF PUPPY CHOW?
418
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,398
WHAT AN AWFUL
HOME FOR A CHILD!
419
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,465
HOW DARE YOU!
420
00:14:46,534 --> 00:14:47,965
THIS IS A
WONDERFUL HOME!
421
00:14:48,034 --> 00:14:49,132
[Gun firing]
422
00:14:49,201 --> 00:14:50,732
[Peter]
QUAGMIRE, YOU
RAT BASTARD!
423
00:14:50,801 --> 00:14:53,399
COME NEAR MY FENCE AGAIN,
AND THAT'LL BE YOUR HEAD!
424
00:14:53,468 --> 00:14:54,732
[Quagmire]
HEY, SHUT UP!
425
00:14:54,801 --> 00:14:57,098
HONEY, WOULD YOU
LIKE SOME PANCAKES?
426
00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:59,698
OH, YES!
GOD, YES!
TAKE ME!
427
00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:00,965
STEWIE!
428
00:15:05,934 --> 00:15:08,165
NEXT UP IS
MEG GRIFFIN,
429
00:15:08,234 --> 00:15:10,132
SPORTING HER
STYLISHLY COOL,
BRAND-NEW--
430
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,899
OH, MEG! A WOMAN
FROM CHILD SERVICES CAME
431
00:15:12,967 --> 00:15:14,198
AND TOOK STEWIE!
432
00:15:14,266 --> 00:15:16,698
SHE SAID WE FED
HIM DOG FOOD!
433
00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:17,998
DOG FOOD, HUH?
434
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:20,532
MEG, IS THAT A
REAL PRADA BAG?
435
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,098
HOW IN THE
WORLD DID
YOU MAKE $1,100
436
00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:24,498
AS A WAITRESS
IN ONE WEEK?
437
00:15:24,566 --> 00:15:26,065
IT'S EASY...
438
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,765
WHEN YOU'RE THE
UNWED TEENAGE MOTHER
439
00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:29,332
OF A CRACK-ADDICTED BABY.
440
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,599
[Laughing nervously]
441
00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,032
WAIT A MINUTE. MEG,
442
00:15:32,101 --> 00:15:33,765
WHEN DID YOU
BECOME A TEENAGER?
443
00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:35,531
SHE'S 16, PETER.
444
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,632
YOU KNEW
ABOUT THIS?
445
00:15:37,701 --> 00:15:39,898
[Woman]
WELCOME TO YOUR
NEW FOSTER HOME.
446
00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:41,832
BABY STEWIE,
SAY HELLO
447
00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:43,498
TO YOUR
NEW BROTHERS
AND SISTERS.
448
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,198
[Gasps]
449
00:15:45,267 --> 00:15:46,532
HOLA, STEWIE.
450
00:15:46,601 --> 00:15:48,231
NI HAO,
STEWIE.
451
00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,665
[Clicking]
STEWIE.
452
00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:52,565
GOOD GOD!
I'VE BEEN ADOPTED
BY A BENETTON AD!
453
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:58,398
I PROMISE,
IT'LL NEVER
HAPPEN AGAIN.
454
00:15:58,467 --> 00:15:59,699
I HOPE NOT,
MRS. STEVENS.
455
00:15:59,767 --> 00:16:02,099
BECAUSE NEXT TIME
WE WON'T JUST
TAKE HIM AWAY,
456
00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:03,699
WE'LL KILL HIM.
457
00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:06,799
LET'S SEE. STANLEY,
STARKWEATHER, STEVENS!
458
00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:08,365
[Baby gurgling]
459
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:12,264
SO THIS IS WHERE
BABIES COME FROM?
460
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:15,465
YES, CHRIS.
THIS IS WHERE
BABIES COME FROM.
461
00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:18,432
YOU TOLD ME I
CAME OUT OF
YOUR VAGINA!
462
00:16:18,501 --> 00:16:19,532
NEXT!
463
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,232
HI. YEAH, WE'RE
THE GRIFFINS.
464
00:16:21,301 --> 00:16:22,299
GRIFFIN, GRIFFIN.
465
00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:24,233
I'M SORRY. I CAN'T
FIND YOUR PAPERWORK.
466
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:26,331
WELL, LOOK
HARDER! I WANT
MY BABY BACK!
467
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,765
LOIS, LOIS, PLEASE,
LET ME HANDLE THIS.
THE NAME'S GRIFFIN.
468
00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:30,565
WE'RE THE ONES WHO
FED DOG FOOD
469
00:16:30,634 --> 00:16:32,332
TO OUR
CRACK-ADDICTED BABY.
470
00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:34,233
HUH.
471
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:36,365
JEEZ, I NEVER WAS ANY
GOOD AT DEALING WITH
THE AUTHORITIES.
472
00:16:36,434 --> 00:16:38,364
[Siren wailing]
473
00:16:38,433 --> 00:16:40,432
DON'T WORRY,
BRIAN. I KNOW
HOW TO HANDLE THIS.
474
00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:42,932
SIR, ARE YOU AWARE YOU
WERE GOING 50 IN...
475
00:16:44,633 --> 00:16:47,132
I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU
TO PUT YOUR SHIRT DOWN, SIR.
476
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,898
AW, CRAP. I GET
THE ONE STRAIGHT
COP IN RHODE ISLAND.
477
00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:51,865
[Stewie]
OH!
478
00:16:51,934 --> 00:16:54,032
DAMN IT! I
WANT PANCAKES!
479
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,832
GOD! YOU PEOPLE
UNDERSTAND EVERY LANGUAGE
480
00:16:55,901 --> 00:16:56,932
EXCEPT ENGLISH!
481
00:16:57,001 --> 00:16:58,731
YO QUIERO
PANCAKES!
482
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,065
DONNEZ-MOI
PANCAKES!
483
00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:02,065
CLICK-CLICK-
BLOODY-CLICK
PANCAKES!
484
00:17:02,134 --> 00:17:03,398
POOR LITTLE GUY.
485
00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:06,065
"PANCAKES" MUST BE
STREET FOR "CRACK."
486
00:17:06,134 --> 00:17:07,832
DAMN THOSE
PARENTS OF HIS.
487
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,598
SARAH, FORGIVENESS.
488
00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:10,765
NOW, STEWIE,
489
00:17:10,834 --> 00:17:13,532
WHY DON'T
YOU GO PLAY
WITH THE OTHERS?
490
00:17:13,601 --> 00:17:17,066
STEWIE,
COME COMPLETE
OUR RAINBOW!
491
00:17:17,134 --> 00:17:18,665
I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
492
00:17:18,734 --> 00:17:21,332
LET'S GO PLAY
"SWALLOW THE
STUFF UNDER THE SINK."
493
00:17:22,967 --> 00:17:24,431
YOU LIED
TO THEM!
494
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,431
YOU--YOU TOLD CHILD
SERVICES THAT WE STEAL
495
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,365
LAWN MOWERS AND
CHEAT ON OUR TAXES
496
00:17:28,434 --> 00:17:30,399
AND WORSHIP SOME
GUY NAMED STAN.
497
00:17:30,468 --> 00:17:32,632
UM, ACTUALLY,
I SAID SATAN.
498
00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:33,932
THAT'S A TYPO.
499
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,298
WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO
THAT WOMAN WAS!
IT'S NOT OUR FAULT!
500
00:17:36,366 --> 00:17:38,264
NO? THEN WHOSE
FAULT IS IT?
501
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,932
[Brian]
IT'S ALL OF YOURS!
502
00:17:40,001 --> 00:17:41,999
YOU WERE ALL
WORKING TOGETHER
JUST FINE,
503
00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:43,765
BUT THEN YOU WON
THAT STUPID TROPHY.
504
00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:45,498
YOU PUT SOME SHINY
HUNK OF METAL
505
00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:46,798
BEFORE YOUR
OWN FRIENDSHIPS.
506
00:17:46,868 --> 00:17:48,132
BRIAN'S RIGHT.
507
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,499
WE WERE SO
OBSESSED WITH
THAT TROPHY,
508
00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:53,065
WE LOST SIGHT
OF WHAT WAS
REALLY GOING ON.
509
00:17:53,134 --> 00:17:55,331
WELL, NOW WE
HAVE A REAL PROBLEM
TO DEAL WITH.
510
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,565
THAT'S
RIGHT!
511
00:17:56,634 --> 00:17:58,099
SOMEBODY TIPPED
OFF THE CABLE
COMPANY
512
00:17:58,167 --> 00:17:59,665
ABOUT OUR
FREE CINEMAX.
513
00:17:59,734 --> 00:18:00,632
JOE?
514
00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:04,464
AND WE HAVE TO
GET STEWIE BACK!
515
00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:05,598
I REMEMBERED.
516
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:06,865
WELL, WE'RE
HERE TO HELP.
517
00:18:06,934 --> 00:18:08,832
AND WE MUST GET
OUR BABY BACK.
518
00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:11,298
[Yelling]
RIGHT ON!
LET'S DO IT!
519
00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:14,165
ROCK THEIR WORLD!
ROCK THEIR WORLD!
520
00:18:16,733 --> 00:18:19,565
[Cheering]
521
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,665
SEE KIDS?
ONE DAY THE WORLD
522
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:24,465
IS GOING TO
BE JUST LIKE
OUR HOME.
523
00:18:24,534 --> 00:18:26,199
ALL RACES
LIVING TOGETHER
524
00:18:26,267 --> 00:18:27,965
IN HARMONY
AND LOVE.
525
00:18:28,034 --> 00:18:29,032
[Creaking]
526
00:18:30,034 --> 00:18:31,399
PANCAKES!
527
00:18:31,468 --> 00:18:34,165
HE MUST STILL BE
WORKING THE JUNK
OUT OF HIS SYSTEM.
528
00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:35,998
HE NEEDS HUGS!
529
00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:37,233
[Doorbell rings]
530
00:18:37,301 --> 00:18:38,265
DOORBELL!
DOORBELL!
531
00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:42,132
HI, WE'RE FROM THE
ONE WORLD, ONE PEOPLE
532
00:18:42,201 --> 00:18:43,565
BOOK-OF-THE-MONTH CLUB.
533
00:18:43,633 --> 00:18:46,331
IS THERE
SOMETHING MISSING
IN YOUR LIFE?
534
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,832
YOU KNOW, I JUST
BET THERE IS.
535
00:18:48,901 --> 00:18:50,799
SARAH, WE
HAVE GUESTS!
536
00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:52,798
AND ONE OF THEM
IS A HOMOSEXUAL!
537
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:56,599
[Bonnie]
THEY'RE IN PLACE!
538
00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:59,098
GOD, IT GETS ME HOT
WHEN JOE LIES TO STRANGERS.
539
00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:01,698
WHEN I GET HIM HOME,
I SWEAR TO GOD I'M
GONNA GREASE UP--
540
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:04,032
THAT'S FINE, DEBBIE.
GO, CHRIS.
541
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,698
HERE WE GO, DAD!
542
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:10,598
STEWIE, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO LEARN HOW TO
WRAP A TURBAN?
543
00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:12,832
WHY DON'T YOU TEACH
IT TO THE CHINESE GIRL?
544
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:15,699
OR PERHAPS SHE CAN LEARN
AFTER HER PEOPLE
INVADE YOUR COUNTRY.
545
00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:19,466
[Gasps]
YEE, WOULD YOUR
PEOPLE REALLY DO THIS?
546
00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,165
TRY AND STOP THEM.
547
00:19:21,234 --> 00:19:22,832
AND TRY AND STOP
PABLO'S PEOPLE
548
00:19:22,901 --> 00:19:24,432
FROM USING DRUG
MONEY TO BUY ARMS
549
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:27,665
FROM LI'S COUNTRYMEN,
WHO IN TURN SELLS
THEM TO URA'S PEOPLE
550
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,632
SO THEY CAN ETHNICALLY
CLEANSE THE REST OF
THIS NAUSEATINGLY DIVERSE
551
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:33,399
GRAB BAG OF
GENETIC PARTY FAVORS
YOU CALL A FAMILY.
552
00:19:33,467 --> 00:19:35,665
SO NOW YOU ALL
UNDERSTAND, YES?
YOU ALL HATE EACH OTHER?
553
00:19:35,733 --> 00:19:37,298
[All crying]
554
00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:42,331
OH, HOSANNA! IT'S THE
LESSER OF TWO EVILS.
555
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,631
OH, UH, HEY, KIDS.
I'M, UH, UH,
SANTA CLAUS.
556
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,299
JUST PRACTICING
FOR CHRISTMAS.
557
00:19:47,367 --> 00:19:48,932
BUT YOU'RE WHITE.
558
00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:51,732
JACK AND SARAH TOLD
ME SANTA IS INDIAN.
559
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,898
DON'T BE STUPID!
SANTA IS BLACK!
560
00:19:53,967 --> 00:19:56,465
SANTA CAN'T
BE BLACK. WE DO
NOT FEAR HIM.
561
00:19:56,533 --> 00:19:59,166
CRAM IT, GANDHI!
SANTA IS ASIAN.
562
00:19:59,234 --> 00:20:00,698
HOW CAN
HE BE ASIAN?
563
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,531
SANTA DOESN'T
DRIVE HIS
SLED 20 MILES
564
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,731
UNDER THE
SPEED LIMIT WITH
HIS BLINKER ON!
565
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,132
GO BACK TO YOUR
RICE PADDY, MULAN!
566
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,531
[All yelling]
567
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,698
COME ON, STEWIE.
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
568
00:20:10,767 --> 00:20:12,998
DANCE, PUPPETS! DANCE!
569
00:20:13,067 --> 00:20:15,032
LOIS, WE GOT HIM.
IT'S ALL OVER.
570
00:20:15,101 --> 00:20:16,466
[Lois]
CAREFUL, PETER.
571
00:20:16,534 --> 00:20:18,099
JOE AND CLEVELAND
CAN'T STALL
THEM ANYMORE.
572
00:20:18,168 --> 00:20:19,365
THEY'RE HEADING
YOUR WAY!
573
00:20:19,434 --> 00:20:20,532
AW, CRAP!
574
00:20:20,601 --> 00:20:21,998
[Man's voice]
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
575
00:20:22,067 --> 00:20:23,032
OR WHAT?
576
00:20:23,968 --> 00:20:25,366
[Gasps]
DON'T SHOOT!
577
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:27,765
[Stewie]
NOW SHOOT!
578
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,865
SO, WE'RE TERRIBLY
SORRY WE BROKE
INTO YOUR HOME,
579
00:20:31,934 --> 00:20:34,599
BUT WE JUST HAD
TO GET STEWIE
BACK SOMEHOW.
580
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,698
WELL, THAT'S A
VERY LONG STORY.
581
00:20:36,767 --> 00:20:38,999
BUT WE'VE
GROWN ATTACHED
TO LITTLE STEWIE.
582
00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:40,498
PLUS, THE LAW'S
ON OUR SIDE.
583
00:20:40,567 --> 00:20:43,799
OH, YOU PEOPLE CAN
KISS THE FATTEST
PART OF MY ASS!
584
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,198
WE'LL BE BACK,
STEWIE.
585
00:20:45,266 --> 00:20:46,364
WAIT!
586
00:20:47,934 --> 00:20:49,632
IS THAT A
REAL PRADA BAG?
587
00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:51,432
[Gasps]
588
00:20:54,001 --> 00:20:55,598
I'D LIKE TO
PROPOSE
A TOAST.
589
00:20:55,667 --> 00:20:56,632
TO OUR NEIGHBORS.
590
00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:58,798
SURE THEY MAY BE BLACK,
HANDICAPPED,
591
00:20:58,867 --> 00:21:00,199
AND A HEARTLESS SEX HOUND,
592
00:21:00,267 --> 00:21:02,498
BUT, HEY, IF THEY MOVED OUT,
593
00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:05,232
SOME SMELLY HAWAIIANS
MIGHT MOVE IN.
594
00:21:05,301 --> 00:21:06,465
HEAR, HEAR!
595
00:21:06,534 --> 00:21:07,932
HEY, WHERE'S
QUAGMIRE?
596
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:10,399
YEAH, IF IT WASN'T
FOR HIM, WE NEVER
WOULD HAVE FOUND OUT
597
00:21:10,468 --> 00:21:12,265
WHERE STEWIE'S
FOSTER FAMILY LIVED.
598
00:21:12,334 --> 00:21:14,432
HE SAID HE WAS GONNA DISTRACT
THE SOCIAL WORKER.
599
00:21:16,534 --> 00:21:19,299
MMM, GLEN, HONEY,
I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU.
600
00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:21,099
WHAT DO YOU
DO FOR A LIVING?
601
00:21:21,168 --> 00:21:22,665
HEY, I HAVE A
QUESTION FOR
YOU, TOO.
602
00:21:22,734 --> 00:21:24,465
WHY ARE YOU
STILL HERE?
603
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,798
WHAT THE HECK
HAPPENED TO THAT
TROPHY ANYWAY?
604
00:21:26,867 --> 00:21:29,398
I GUESS SOME MYSTERIES
ARE BETTER LEFT UNSOLVED.
605
00:21:29,467 --> 00:21:31,065
[Chattering]
606
00:21:38,934 --> 00:21:40,198
OHH!
607
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:43,799
SUBMITTED FOR
YOUR APPROVAL.
608
00:21:43,868 --> 00:21:46,132
A FAMILY PET WITH THE
UNCONTROLLABLE URGE
609
00:21:46,201 --> 00:21:48,366
TO BURY SHINY
OBJECTS IN THE YARD.
610
00:21:48,434 --> 00:21:50,465
A SHAMEFUL SECRET
THAT NEARLY BURIED
611
00:21:50,534 --> 00:21:52,531
THE PEACE AND CIVILITY
OF AN ENTIRE NEIGHBOR--
612
00:21:59,134 --> 00:22:01,999
STEWIE SEEMS A LITTLE
FEVERISH AFTER HIS ORDEAL.
613
00:22:02,068 --> 00:22:04,399
AND HE KEEPS ASKING
FOR PANCAKES.
614
00:22:04,467 --> 00:22:06,465
HMM, LET'S JUST
LET HIM REST.
615
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:07,765
♪[Dance music playing]
616
00:22:07,834 --> 00:22:09,865
FLAPPY, WHAT
HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?
617
00:22:09,934 --> 00:22:11,665
IT'S SO HOT.
618
00:22:11,733 --> 00:22:13,066
NOW I'M FREEZING!
619
00:22:13,134 --> 00:22:16,298
WHAT I WOULDN'T DO
FOR ONE SYRUP-SOAKED BITE.
620
00:22:20,467 --> 00:22:21,766
AAH!