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♪[Jazzy show music playing]
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[Birds chirping]
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[Puppies barking]
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EXCEDRIN HEADACHE
NUMBER ONE.
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PUPPY MILL.
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[Sighs]
DAMN.
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HEY, D-DOES ANYONE
HERE HAVE THUMBS?
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A-ANYONE? NO.
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AHH!
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S-SORRY.
I--I DON'T PLAY.
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HEY, HEY! COME ON.
KNOCK IT OFF.
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HEY, HOW'S
THE FLOW TODAY?
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HEY, HEY!
WHOA! WHOA!
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M-MOM! MOM!
DO SOMETHING!
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[Brian]
MOM! MOM! HELP!
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MOM!
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AND THAT WAS THE LAST
TIME I EVER SAW HER.
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WELL, BRIAN, I--I THINK
WE'VE STUMBLED
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ON THE ROOT
OF YOUR PROBLEMS.
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YOU HAVE
ABANDONMENT ISSUES.
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YOU NEED TO
CONFRONT YOUR MOTHER
AND DEAL WITH THIS.
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WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?
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FOR GOD'S SAKE, MY
EYES WERE BARELY OPEN,
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AND SHE JUST, SHE
JUST GAVE ME AWAY.
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WELL, IT'S HER
LOSS, RIGHT?
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YEAH. I TURNED
OUT GREAT, HUH?
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AM I RIGHT?
RIGHT? YEAH!
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YEAH, YOU BET
YOUR ASS I'M RIGHT!
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Y-YOU WANNA
ARM WRESTLE?
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COME ON! RIGHT
NOW! COME ON!
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BRIAN, HAVE YOU
BEEN DRINKING?
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NO.
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[Exhaling]
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BRIAN, YOU REALLY
SEEM TO BE ENJOYING
YOUR WINE LATELY.
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IT'S ONLY
MY 2ND GLASS.
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[Slurping]
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DAD, IF BAD MEN
BROKE INTO THE HOUSE,
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AND THEY HAD GUNS,
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AND THEY PUT A
GUN UP TO YOUR HEAD,
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AND MADE YOU CHOOSE
WHO YOU WANTED TO LIVE,
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ME OR MEG, WHO
WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
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UH, ASK YOUR MOM.
I'M NOT VERY GOOD
WITH TOUGH DECISIONS.
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[Man]
WE'LL BE CLOSING
IN 2 MINUTES.
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[Whimpering]
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OH, I COULD
NEVER CHOOSE.
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I LOVE ALL
MY CHILDREN
EQUALLY.
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IT'S HARD ENOUGH
HAVING STEWIE
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ALL THE WAY
IN PALM SPRINGS
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VISITING
GRAMMY AND
GRANDPA.
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GIVE NANNA
A BIG HUG,
SWEETHEART.
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WELL, THAT
SHOULD GUARANTEE
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SOME AFTER-DINNER
ENTERTAINMENT.
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LOIS, UH, I
WAS THINKING,
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W-WHY DON'T I FLY
OUT TO PALM SPRINGS
AND PICK UP STEWIE?
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REALLY?
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YEAH, A TRIP LIKE THIS
IS JUST WHAT I NEED
TO CLEAR MY HEAD.
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WELL, THAT WOULD
BE WONDERFUL.
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IT'LL GIVE ME
TIME TO CATCH
UP ON MY READING.
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OH, USUALLY
THERE ARE SO
MANY DISTRACTIONS.
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[Mosquito buzzing]
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[Gunshot]
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[Mosquito buzzing]
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[Gunshot]
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COME INTO MY
HOME, WILL YA?
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I'LL SHOW YOU,
YOU BASTARDS.
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STEWIE, GATHER
YOUR THINGS.
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TIME TO GO.
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IT'S ABOUT
BLOODY TIME! Y--
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THAT IDIOT SLATTERN
SENT THE DOG?
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OH, OH, OH! WELL,
THIS IS--THIS IS--
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THIS IS, OH, OH!
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DON'T EVEN
GET ME STARTED!
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I--I--I--I MEAN,
REALLY!
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WHEN I THINK OF--OF--
OF--OF--OF THE TIMES
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THAT THAT WOMAN HAS...
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OH, I WON'T EVEN
BEGIN TO--TO--TO--TO--
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CAN WE GO?
FINE.
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PETER, GUESS
WHAT I JUST GOT?
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A RELATIONSHIP
VIDEO.
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THE INFOMERCIAL
SAID THIS TAPE WILL
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HELP US COMMUNICATE
BETTER AS A COUPLE.
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LOIS, WHEN HAVE WE EVER
HAD TROUBLE COMMUNICATING?
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OH, PETER.
I LOVE YOU.
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YEAH, ABOUT
A QUARTER
PAST 5:00.
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OK, LOIS. I'LL
MAKE YOU A DEAL.
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WE'LL WATCH
THE TAPE,
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BUT, UH, YOU GOTTA
DO SOMETHING FOR ME.
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OK. WHAT?
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DO THAT KATHERINE HEPBURN
IMPRESSION FOR ME.
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AND--AND PHILADELPHIA
STORY HEPBURN.
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NONE OF THAT HEAD-ON-A-SLINKY
GOLDEN POND STUFF.
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SORRY, LITTLE
MAN. EVERYTHING
GETS X-RAYED.
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WAIT! WAIT! THERE'S
REALLY NO NEED TO...
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♪ ON THE GOOD SHIP LOLLIPOP ♪
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♪ IT'S A SWEET TRIP
TO THE CANDY SHOP ♪
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♪ WHERE BON-BONS PLAY
ON THE SUNNY BEACH
OF PEPPERMINT BAY ♪
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LET'S HOPE OSAMA
BIN LADEN DOESN'T
KNOW SHOW TUNES.
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♪ GOD, I HOPE I GET IT ♪
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♪ I HOPE I GET IT ♪
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♪ HOW MANY PEOPLE
DOES HE NEED? ♪
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♪ HOW MANY BOYS?
HOW MANY GIRLS? ♪
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WAIT HERE AT
THE GATE. I GOTTA
RUN A QUICK ERRAND.
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AREN'T YOU A LITTLE
YOUNG TO BE
TRAVELING ALONE?
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AREN'T YOU A
LITTLE OLD TO BE
WEARING BRACES?
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I THINK YOU'VE
HAD ABOUT ENOUGH.
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[Slurring]
WELL, I--I THINK
YOU'RE WRONG,
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YOU INCREASINGLY
ATTRACTIVE-LOOKING WOMAN.
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Y'KNOW, YOU'RE--
YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY.
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OH, STOP.
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NO. I--I'M SERIOUS.
YOU COULD,
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YOU COULD BE
IN MAGAZINES.
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Y-YOU COULD!
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YOU--AND--AND
NOT JUST LIKE JUGS,
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OR--OR CREAMSICLE.
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CALL ME!
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SHE WON'T CALL.
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OH, HERE'S
A PLEASANT SIGHT.
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CIRRHOSIS THE
WONDER DOG.
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I'M--I'M NOT
DRUNK. ALL RIGHT?
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I JUST HAVE A
SPEECH IMPEDIMENT.
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[Vomiting]
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AND A STOMACH VIRUS.
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AND AN INNER-EAR
INFECTION.
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[Announcer]
FLIGHT 85 TO PROVIDENCE.
FINAL BOARDING.
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OH, AT LAST!
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YES, YES. COME NOW.
CHASE THE STICK.
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W-WHERE--WHERE
ARE THE BAGS?
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WHAT THE DEUCE
DO YOU MEAN?
THEY'RE RIGHT...
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RUPERT! I TOLD YOU
TO WATCH THE BAGS!
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YOU WERE WATCHING THE
BOYS AGAIN, WEREN'T YOU?
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IT'S THAT STEWARD,
ISN'T IT?
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THE ONE WHO LOOKS
LIKE TAB HUNTER!
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OH, FORGET IT!
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LET'S JUST GET
ON THE BLOODY
PLANE AND GO HOME!
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OUR TICKETS WERE
IN THE BAGS!
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[Announcer]
FLIGHT 85 TO PROVIDENCE
IS NOW DEPARTING.
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THAT'S NOT
GOING TO STOP ME!
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HEY!
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THAT WAS MY PLAN.
WHERE'S YOURS?
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OH, MY GOD!
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ALL RIGHT,
LET'S NOT
DILLY-DALLY.
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GET LOIS ON THE
PHONE, HAVE HER
WIRE US SOME MONEY,
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AND LET'S GET
THE HELL OUT
OF HERE.
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[Incoherent mumbling]
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OH! UH-OH.
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OH, THAT'S PRETTY.
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YECH.
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HELLO, OPERATOR?
HELLO?
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OH, GOD,
THAT'S RIGHT.
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YOU HAVE TO PUNCH IN
THE NUMBERS NOWADAYS.
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[Sighs]
I SHOULD KNOW THIS.
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OH, YES. 867-5309.
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THAT'S IT. NO, WAIT.
THAT'S NOT IT!
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DAMN YOU,
TOMMY TUTONE!
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[Sighs]
THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING TO DO.
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111-1111.
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LOIS? DAMN!
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111-1112.
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LOIS? DAMN!
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111-1113...
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"A WAY WITH WORDS
IN MARRIAGE
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"FOR COUPLES
WHO COMMUNICATE
NOT GOOD."
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OH, COME ON, LOIS.
JEEZ, THIS IS GONNA BE
WORSE THAN THAT TIME
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WE HAD TO SIT THROUGH
YOUR UNCLE JERRY'S
SNUFF FILM.
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ARE--ARE THEY REALLY
GONNA KILL THAT GIRL?
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PETER, PLEASE!
PEOPLE ARE
TRYING TO WATCH.
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JUST GIVE
IT A CHANCE.
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HELLO. I'M
DR. AMANDA REBECCA.
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BY PURCHASING
THIS VIDEO,
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YOU'VE TAKEN THE
FIRST STEP TOWARDS
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STRENGTHENING YOUR
RELATIONSHIP
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THROUGH BETTER
COMMUNICATION.
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I'D LIKE TO START BY
ASKING THE WOMEN
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TO LEAVE THE ROOM
BECAUSE THIS PART
OF THE TAPE
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IS FOR MEN ONLY.
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WE'LL SEE YOU
IN A LITTLE WHILE.
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I CAN SEE THIS
IS GONNA BE
VERY INTENSE.
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HMM! HOW FUN!
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MAKE SURE YOUR WIFE
IS OUT OF THE ROOM.
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[Door closes]
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SO, DO YOU
WANT TO TALK,
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OR DO YOU WANT ME TO
TAKE MY TOP OFF?
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THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
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OH, MAN.
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YOU'RE MAKING ME SO HOT!
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I HOPE YOU LIKE
BIG BREASTS,
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BECAUSE MINE
ARE SO BIG
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THIS ITTY BRA CAN
BARELY CONTAIN THEM.
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DO YOU WANT TO
SEE MORE?
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YES, PLEASE.
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THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO
ORDER MY NEXT TAPE.
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[Man]
YOU GOT THE STUFF?
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[Man #2]
YEAH. I GOT IT. WHERE'S
THE MONEY, HUH?
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I WANT TO SEE
THE MONEY.
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NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T
SEE THE MONEY TILL
I SEE THE STUFF.
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OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE,
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THERE'S ONLY ONE
WAY TO PUT AN END
TO THIS NUISANCE.
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HE'S WEARING
A WIRE!
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[Man #1]
WHAT? YOU
SON OF A...
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[Machine gun firing]
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[Thudding]
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[Yawns]
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OHH.
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THAT'S IT,
MR. GIRAFFE.
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GET ALL
THE MARMALADE.
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[Telephone ringing]
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[Yawning]
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HELLO? AHH!
AHH! AHH!
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DAMN IT TO
PUS-SPEWING,
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BLOOD-GUTTED
HELL! AHHH!
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WHAT?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUR
CREDIT CARD WAS DECLINED?
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OH, NO--NO--NO,
THERE'S NO NEED
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TO COME UP.
WE'LL--WE'LL, OH...
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BLAST!
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DAMN IT!
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COME ON, YOU!
GET UP! COME ON!
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GO FOR A RIDE
IN THE CAR?
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BLAST!
OOH! A PENNY!
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[Stewie]
WAKE UP!
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W-W-W-WHAT? AH!
WHA-- OH, MY HEAD!
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OH, GOD. WHAT ARE
WE DOING HERE?
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OH, WE NEEDED A WEEKEND
AWAY FROM THE KIDS.
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YOU KNOW, JUST US.
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WE HAVE TO GET THE
HELL OUT OF HERE!
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[Knocking]
HOTEL MANAGER!
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OPEN UP,
OR I'LL HIT YOU
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WITH THIS BLUNT
INSTRUMENT I USE
TO HIT DEADBEATS
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WITH BAD CREDIT CARDS!
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WELL, IT'S--IT'S NOT
AN INSTRUMENT!
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00:09:29,968 --> 00:09:31,199
IT'S MORE OF AN OBJECT!
232
00:09:31,268 --> 00:09:32,498
BUT IT'S BLUNT!
233
00:09:32,567 --> 00:09:34,665
HARD AND BLUNT!
AND, WELL,
234
00:09:34,734 --> 00:09:36,231
IT'S KIND OF
LIKE A BAT!
235
00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:38,531
I FOUND IT OUT BACK ONE DAY
WHEN I WAS RAKING!
236
00:09:38,601 --> 00:09:40,765
LET'S GO!
237
00:09:40,833 --> 00:09:42,899
[Stewie]
ALL RIGHT, WE
NEED SOME WHEELS.
238
00:09:42,968 --> 00:09:44,264
[Brian]
THIS ONE'S
UNLOCKED.
239
00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,732
AN S.U.V.? LOOK,
WE'RE TRYING TO
ELUDE SOMEONE.
240
00:09:46,801 --> 00:09:48,599
WE'RE NOT DRIVING TO
SOCCER PRACTICE.
241
00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:49,765
LET'S TAKE THIS ONE.
242
00:09:49,834 --> 00:09:50,799
Y-YOU LIKE
THAT COLOR?
243
00:09:50,868 --> 00:09:52,065
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE COLOR?
244
00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:53,765
I--I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S JUST,
IT'S SO DARK.
245
00:09:53,834 --> 00:09:55,499
WELL, YES. BUT IT
DOESN'T SHOW DIRT.
246
00:09:55,567 --> 00:09:56,466
WHAT?
247
00:09:56,534 --> 00:09:57,565
IT DOESN'T
SHOW DIRT.
248
00:09:57,634 --> 00:09:59,399
I--I GUESS.
IT, UH, UH...
249
00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:01,599
YOU KNOW, THIS REALLY
IS THE FIRST PLACE
WE'VE GONE TO.
250
00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,099
PERHAPS WE SHOULD
TRY ANOTHER LOT.
251
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,165
[Banging]
252
00:10:04,667 --> 00:10:05,765
SOLD!
253
00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:08,098
WELL, GO ON.
HOT-WIRE IT!
254
00:10:08,167 --> 00:10:10,399
HOT-WIRE? I DON'T
EVEN PUMP MY OWN GAS!
255
00:10:10,468 --> 00:10:12,199
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
256
00:10:12,834 --> 00:10:13,898
HURRY UP!
257
00:10:13,968 --> 00:10:14,898
♪[Radio playing]
258
00:10:14,968 --> 00:10:16,032
YOU DID IT!
259
00:10:16,101 --> 00:10:17,799
WAIT. PUT IT BACK.
I LIKE THAT SONG.
260
00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:19,364
[Tires screeching]
261
00:10:24,767 --> 00:10:26,364
MONTGOMERY CLIFT
WHO WAS IN
262
00:10:26,433 --> 00:10:28,665
FROM HERE TO ETERNITY
WITH BURT LANCASTER,
263
00:10:28,734 --> 00:10:31,264
WHO WAS IN
ATLANTIC CITY WITH
SUSAN SARANDON,
264
00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:34,332
WHO WAS IN
WHITE PALACE WITH
KEVIN BACON. THERE.
265
00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,299
NICE, NICE. EXCEPT
THAT WAS JAMES SPADER
266
00:10:36,367 --> 00:10:38,165
IN WHITE PALACE.
MORON.
267
00:10:38,234 --> 00:10:39,598
OOH, MR. SNIPPY.
268
00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:41,332
LOOK, I--I JUST NEED
SOME TIME TO THINK.
ALL RIGHT?
269
00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,732
YES, YES. YOU'VE GOT
LOTS TO THINK ABOUT,
HAVEN'T YOU?
270
00:10:43,801 --> 00:10:46,165
PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS,
GRAND-THEFT AUTO.
271
00:10:46,234 --> 00:10:48,799
YOU FORGOT WHERE
I MADE YOU SMASH YOUR
HEAD ON THE WINDSHIELD.
272
00:10:48,868 --> 00:10:49,998
I--I DON'T RECALL...
273
00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:51,332
[Brakes screeching]
AAH!
274
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:54,499
YES, WELL,
I SUPPOSE I WALKED
RIGHT INTO THAT ONE.
275
00:10:54,567 --> 00:10:56,266
[Phone ringing]
276
00:10:56,333 --> 00:10:57,366
H-HELLO?
277
00:10:57,434 --> 00:10:58,665
LOIS. HI,
IT'S BRIAN.
278
00:10:58,734 --> 00:10:59,932
LET ME
TALK TO HER!
279
00:11:00,001 --> 00:11:02,865
BRIAN!
WE WERE JUST ON OUR
WAY TO THE AIRPORT.
280
00:11:02,934 --> 00:11:04,264
IS EVERYTHING OK?
281
00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:06,465
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
EVERYTHING'S FINE,
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
282
00:11:06,534 --> 00:11:08,231
STEWIE AND I TRADED IN
OUR PLANE TICKETS
283
00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:10,065
FOR TRAIN TICKETS.
284
00:11:10,134 --> 00:11:12,366
YEAH, YEAH. UH, APPARENTLY
YOU--YOU CAN DO THAT.
285
00:11:12,434 --> 00:11:13,965
GIVE ME THE
DAMN PHONE!
286
00:11:14,034 --> 00:11:16,133
LITTLE FELLA'S SOUND
ASLEEP. BUT I'LL GIVE
HIM THAT KISS FOR YOU.
287
00:11:16,201 --> 00:11:17,032
YOU SUCK!
288
00:11:17,101 --> 00:11:18,465
SEE YOU IN 3 DAYS.
289
00:11:18,533 --> 00:11:19,565
[Sighs]
290
00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:20,632
LET'S GO.
291
00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:22,165
[Police chatter on radio]
292
00:11:22,234 --> 00:11:24,699
OH, CRAP. WE
GOTTA DISAPPEAR.
AND QUICK!
293
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,865
MAYBE WE
SHOULD'VE JUMPED
ON THAT TRUCK.
294
00:11:30,933 --> 00:11:33,398
STEWIE AND BRIAN ARE
TAKING A TRAIN HOME.
295
00:11:33,467 --> 00:11:35,632
JEEZ, CAN WE NOT TALK
ABOUT CURTAINS
FOR 2 SECONDS?
296
00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:38,132
I GOT ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE
RELATIONSHIP TAPES.
297
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,799
$49.95?
298
00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:42,199
THAT'S 3 TIMES AS
MUCH AS THE FIRST ONE.
299
00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:45,765
LOIS, OUR RELATIONSHIP
CANNOT BE MEASURED IN
NIPPLES AND DIMES.
300
00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:48,265
I--I MEAN, NICKELS
AND BOOBS.
301
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,632
MONEY. I'LL
BE UPSTAIRS.
302
00:11:53,434 --> 00:11:54,832
PETER, WHY
ARE YOU SO--
303
00:11:54,901 --> 00:11:56,665
GET OUT! THIS IS A
PART JUST FOR THE MEN!
304
00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:00,032
I SAY, THERE'S
A PLANE.
305
00:12:00,101 --> 00:12:03,032
YEAH. AND IF THERE'S
A PLANE, THERE'S
PROBABLY A PILOT.
306
00:12:03,101 --> 00:12:04,965
AND IF THERE'S A PILOT,
THERE MUST BE A BAR!
307
00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:06,531
I CAN FINALLY
GET A DRINK!
308
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,832
I DON'T
TRUST YOU.
309
00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:11,232
YOU PUT YOUR SEED IN
MY DAUGHTER'S BELLY.
YOU'RE FIRED!
310
00:12:11,301 --> 00:12:13,665
BUT PA, YOU
CAN'T FIRE ME!
311
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:17,032
YOU'RE LUCKY
YOU'RE MY BROTHER, TOO,
OR I'D KILL YOU!
312
00:12:19,801 --> 00:12:21,232
UH, E-EXCUSE
ME, SIR.
313
00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:23,665
UH, I'M AN
EXPERIENCED CROP-
DUSTING PILOT.
314
00:12:23,733 --> 00:12:25,266
YOU CAN TRUST
US COMPLETELY.
315
00:12:25,335 --> 00:12:26,565
MY FRIEND HERE
IS TOO YOUNG
316
00:12:26,633 --> 00:12:28,266
TO PUT A SEED IN YOUR
DAUGHTER'S BELLY.
317
00:12:28,335 --> 00:12:29,598
AND I'M OF A
DIFFERENT SPECIES.
318
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:30,665
YOU'RE HIRED.
319
00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:33,865
[Engine starting]
320
00:12:40,266 --> 00:12:41,364
[Mooing]
321
00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:42,765
[Stewie]
BOY, WILL YOUR
FACE BE RED
322
00:12:42,834 --> 00:12:44,832
WHEN THEY FIND THE
BLACK BOX ON THIS ONE.
323
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:49,398
SO, REALLY
SATURATE THE
SOIL TWICE A DAY.
324
00:12:49,467 --> 00:12:51,732
THAT'S WHY MY
TOMATOES HAVEN'T
BEEN COMING IN.
325
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,899
[Speaking Spanish]
326
00:12:54,967 --> 00:12:56,499
UH, UH,
LET'S SEE.
327
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,465
UH...
328
00:12:57,534 --> 00:13:00,532
[Speaking Spanish]
329
00:13:00,601 --> 00:13:01,799
HEY, THAT WAS
PRETTY GOOD.
330
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:04,032
BUT WHEN YOU SAID,
"ME LLAMO ES BRIAN,"
331
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,265
YOU DON'T NEED
THE "ES."
332
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:06,832
JUST "ME
LLAMO BRIAN."
333
00:13:06,901 --> 00:13:08,265
OH, YOU
SPEAK ENGLISH.
334
00:13:08,334 --> 00:13:10,565
NO, JUST THAT
FIRST SPEECH. AND THIS
ONE EXPLAINING IT.
335
00:13:10,634 --> 00:13:12,265
YOU--YOU'RE
KIDDING, RIGHT?
336
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:13,465
QUE?
337
00:13:17,701 --> 00:13:19,132
[Speaking Spanish]
338
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,199
WHY THE HELL DID
WE GET OFF HERE?
339
00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:24,465
MY MOTHER LIVES IN AUSTIN.
340
00:13:24,534 --> 00:13:25,532
DON'T YOU SEE?
341
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,332
FATE'S BROUGHT ME BACK
HERE FOR A REASON.
342
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,432
I HAVE TO FIND MY
MOTHER AND MAKE
PEACE WITH HER.
343
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,299
OH, WELL, SO SHE'S
IN AUSTIN, MMM?
344
00:13:31,367 --> 00:13:32,598
8 MILES THAT WAY?
345
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:34,032
YES.
346
00:13:34,101 --> 00:13:36,866
ALL RIGHT. SO INSTEAD
OF DRIVING DOWN THIS
SUN-PARCHED HIGHWAY,
347
00:13:36,934 --> 00:13:38,331
WE'VE NOW
GOT TO WALK?
348
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,766
UH, PRETTY
MUCH. YEAH.
349
00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:41,765
WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS?
350
00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:43,099
YEAH.
351
00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:46,298
I SAY, WALK
SLOWER, DOG!
352
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,965
MY HUGGIES ARE
ALREADY HOLED UP
IN BOX CANYON.
353
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,632
[Puppies barking]
354
00:14:04,367 --> 00:14:05,331
HELLO, LUKE.
355
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,632
UH, HAVE WE MET?
356
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,632
MY NAME'S BRIAN.
I WAS BORN HERE.
357
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:11,899
SORRY, SON, LOTS OF
DOGS HAVE BEEN BORN HERE.
REFRESH MY MEMORY.
358
00:14:11,968 --> 00:14:13,432
WHICH ONE WERE YOU AGAIN?
359
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:14,899
I WAS THE ONE WHO COULD TALK.
360
00:14:14,967 --> 00:14:17,432
BRIAN! COME ON IN!
361
00:14:17,501 --> 00:14:19,132
BETTY! LOOK
WHO IT IS!
362
00:14:19,201 --> 00:14:20,832
IS THAT BRIAN?
363
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:23,532
OH! AND YOU BROUGHT
A LITTLE FRIEND.
364
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,065
WELL, I BET YOU'RE A
HUNGRY LITTLE FELLA.
365
00:14:26,134 --> 00:14:28,198
YES, AND I'LL BET
YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY
366
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,265
TO A MECHANICAL BULL!
NOW CHANGE ME!
367
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:31,965
LOOK, I'VE--I--I
BEEN THINKING
368
00:14:32,034 --> 00:14:33,632
A LOT ABOUT MY
MOTHER LATELY, AND--
369
00:14:33,701 --> 00:14:36,132
AH, SHE WAS A GOOD DOG.
370
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,698
"WAS"? Y-YOU MEAN--
371
00:14:37,767 --> 00:14:40,233
LAST YEAR. SHE
WENT REAL PEACEFUL.
372
00:14:40,301 --> 00:14:41,831
OH.
373
00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:43,765
WELL, SHE--SHE PROBABLY
WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED
374
00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:44,832
TO SEE ME ANYWAY.
375
00:14:44,901 --> 00:14:46,365
THAT'S NOT TRUE!
376
00:14:46,434 --> 00:14:48,065
BISCUIT LOVED
ALL HER PUPPIES!
377
00:14:48,134 --> 00:14:49,866
[Snickers]
BISCUIT!
378
00:14:49,934 --> 00:14:51,765
BRIAN, YOUR MAMA
GAVE YOU UP
379
00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:54,966
BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT
YOU'D HAVE A BETTER
LIFE IF SHE LET YOU GO.
380
00:14:55,034 --> 00:14:56,365
WAS SHE RIGHT, SON?
381
00:14:56,434 --> 00:14:58,498
DO YOU HAVE
A GOOD LIFE?
382
00:14:58,567 --> 00:15:00,498
YEAH. I--I REALLY DO.
383
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,899
I HAVE A GREAT LIFE.
384
00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,299
WOULD YOU
LIKE TO SEE HER?
385
00:15:03,368 --> 00:15:05,732
SEE HER? I--I
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
386
00:15:05,801 --> 00:15:07,665
[Luke]
WELL, WE LOVED
BISCUIT SO MUCH,
387
00:15:07,734 --> 00:15:09,598
WE WANTED TO
KEEP HER WITH
US ALWAYS,
388
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:11,665
SO WE HAD
HER STUFFED!
389
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:14,798
[Gasps]
MOM!
390
00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:16,998
WELL, I SAY!
SOMEONE MUST'VE
SAID A FUNNY,
391
00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:18,832
BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER'S
IN STITCHES!
392
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,365
[Laughing]
393
00:15:20,434 --> 00:15:22,032
OH, I'LL LEAVE
YOU TO GRIEVE.
394
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,365
COME ON, BETTY,
WHY DON'T WE GET
395
00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:27,999
THESE FELLAS
SOME SANDWICHES?
396
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:32,332
LOOK AT JESUS
STANDING OVER THERE
ALL BY HIMSELF.
397
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,432
YOU'D THINK THOSE
BULLDOGS WOULD
INVITE HIM
398
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,565
TO THEIR CARD GAME.
399
00:15:37,401 --> 00:15:40,465
YOU DESERVE
BETTER THAN
THIS, MOM.
400
00:15:40,534 --> 00:15:42,765
YOU KNOW, THIS IS
ACTUALLY A RATHER
ELEGANT SOLUTION
401
00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:44,465
FOR MY PROBLEM
OF WHAT TO
DO WITH LOIS.
402
00:15:44,534 --> 00:15:46,199
[Grunts]
SHUT UP AND HELP ME.
403
00:15:46,267 --> 00:15:47,499
I'M NOT LEAVING
HER LIKE THIS.
404
00:15:53,034 --> 00:15:54,166
[Gasps]
405
00:15:54,234 --> 00:15:55,932
OH, RELAX.
THE OLD GIRL
406
00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:58,399
DOESN'T HAVE TOO
MUCH TO WAG ABOUT
THESE DAYS ANYWAY.
407
00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:03,699
HEY, MEG, TRY AND
GUESS THE WORD I'M
THINKING OF RIGHT NOW.
408
00:16:03,768 --> 00:16:05,132
AND IT'S
NOT "KITTY."
409
00:16:05,201 --> 00:16:06,366
[Sighs]
410
00:16:06,434 --> 00:16:07,565
"CAR."
NO.
411
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:08,965
I DON'T KNOW.
"APPLE"?
412
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:10,299
NO. GIVE UP?
413
00:16:10,367 --> 00:16:11,298
YEAH.
414
00:16:11,367 --> 00:16:12,366
IT WAS "KITTY"!
415
00:16:12,435 --> 00:16:14,232
[Laughing]
416
00:16:15,301 --> 00:16:16,332
PETER,
ISN'T THAT--
417
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,431
OH, MY GOD!
THE NEW VIDEO!
418
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:18,899
OHH! LIFE
IS SWEET!
419
00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:22,098
HOW ABOUT
SOME WHIPPED CREAM?
420
00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:24,432
OHH! THAT'S ALWAYS GOOD.
421
00:16:24,501 --> 00:16:26,332
AND SOME CINNAMON.
422
00:16:26,401 --> 00:16:28,098
OHH! OH, THAT'S GOOD, TOO!
423
00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:30,732
AND THEN, GUESS WHAT?
I'M GOING TO ADD...
424
00:16:30,801 --> 00:16:33,465
AW, JEEZ. IF SHE
SAYS MRS. DASH,
I'M GONNA LOSE IT.
425
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:34,765
WE'RE GOING TO ADD...
426
00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:35,765
PETER!
427
00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:36,799
AHH!
428
00:16:36,867 --> 00:16:38,232
I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE
BEEN DOING HERE.
429
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:39,699
AND I'M VERY
UPSET WITH YOU.
430
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,699
WOW. USUALLY
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
431
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:44,132
DON'T TURN BACK INTO YOU
UNTIL AFTER I'M FINISHED.
432
00:16:44,201 --> 00:16:46,498
THESE TAPES ARE
ABOUT COMMUNICATION.
433
00:16:46,567 --> 00:16:49,632
IF YOU WANTED TO SEE
A WOMAN ACTING NASTY,
434
00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:52,032
YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME.
435
00:16:52,101 --> 00:16:53,232
THIS IS HOT!
436
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,266
TURN AROUND.
437
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,731
LOIS! AH, THIS IS NOT
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
438
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,198
SHE MEANS
NOTHING TO ME!
439
00:16:59,267 --> 00:17:00,298
PETER,
IT'S OK.
440
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:01,298
YEAH?
441
00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:03,798
I WAS TRYING TO
BE SEXY FOR YOU.
442
00:17:03,867 --> 00:17:05,465
AH!
443
00:17:05,534 --> 00:17:07,165
COME HERE, YOU.
444
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:08,999
[Video rewinding]
445
00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:10,665
YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME...
446
00:17:10,733 --> 00:17:11,665
[Video rewinding]
447
00:17:11,734 --> 00:17:13,232
YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME...
448
00:17:16,934 --> 00:17:19,165
WAIT HERE, I'M GONNA
GET DIRECTIONS TO
THE NEAREST PARK,
449
00:17:19,234 --> 00:17:21,498
SO WE CAN GIVE
MY MOTHER A
PROPER BURIAL.
450
00:17:23,733 --> 00:17:25,498
COME ON, DARLING.
STIFF UPPER LIP.
451
00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:27,631
[Laughing]
452
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,531
I'M WRITING
THAT ONE DOWN.
453
00:17:34,934 --> 00:17:36,065
[Sighs]
454
00:17:36,134 --> 00:17:37,732
SAY SOMETHING.
WHAT?
455
00:17:37,801 --> 00:17:39,365
JUST SAY
SOMETHING, PLEASE!
456
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:40,965
OH, FOR
GOD'S SAKE!
457
00:17:41,034 --> 00:17:42,365
UM, UH...
458
00:17:42,434 --> 00:17:44,865
"YEA, AND GOD
SAID TO ABRAHAM,
459
00:17:44,934 --> 00:17:47,565
"'YOU WILL KILL
YOUR SON ISAAC.'
460
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,098
"AND
ABRAHAM SAID,
461
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:50,732
"'I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
462
00:17:50,801 --> 00:17:53,665
"'YOU'LL HAVE TO
SPEAK INTO
THE MICROPHONE.'
463
00:17:53,734 --> 00:17:56,165
"AND GOD SAID,
'OH, I'M SORRY.
464
00:17:56,234 --> 00:17:58,632
"'IS THIS BETTER?
CHECK, CHECK, CHECK.
465
00:17:58,701 --> 00:18:00,232
"'JERRY, PULL
THE HIGH END OUT,
466
00:18:00,301 --> 00:18:01,799
"'I'M GETTING SOME
HISS BACK HERE.'"
467
00:18:01,867 --> 00:18:03,498
SAY SOMETHING
ABOUT MY MOTHER!
468
00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:04,799
OH, YES.
I'M SORRY.
469
00:18:04,867 --> 00:18:06,932
UM, AH...
470
00:18:07,001 --> 00:18:09,465
I NEVER KNEW
BISCUIT AS A DOG.
471
00:18:09,533 --> 00:18:12,732
BUT I DID KNOW
HER AS A TABLE.
472
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:13,765
SHE WAS STURDY.
473
00:18:13,834 --> 00:18:15,431
ALL 4 LEGS THE
SAME LENGTH--
474
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,999
THANKS. THANKS.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
475
00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:20,165
YES, YES. REQUIEM
AND TERRA PAX, AND
SO FORTH. AMEN.
476
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,198
WOW, LOOK AT
ALL THOSE STARS.
477
00:18:32,267 --> 00:18:34,364
[Train rumbling]
478
00:18:34,433 --> 00:18:36,632
YOU KNOW, I'VE READ
THAT STARLIGHT
GIVES YOU CANCER.
479
00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:38,865
BUT THEN AGAIN, WHAT
DOESN'T THESE DAYS, HMM?
480
00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:41,665
LISTEN, KID, THERE'S
SOMETHING I'VE BEEN
MEANING TO TELL YOU.
481
00:18:41,734 --> 00:18:43,165
IT'S NOT EASY FOR ME TO SAY.
482
00:18:43,234 --> 00:18:45,966
OH, GOD! YOU'RE NOT
COMING OUT OF
THE CLOSET, ARE YOU?
483
00:18:46,034 --> 00:18:48,598
WHY DOES EVERYONE
ALWAYS COME OUT TO ME?
484
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:51,699
I--I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU
FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID TODAY.
485
00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:53,598
I KNOW THIS WHOLE
TRIP HAS BEEN A MESS.
486
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:55,465
WELL, IT HASN'T
BEEN ALL BAD.
487
00:18:55,533 --> 00:18:58,065
I MUST ADMIT, THERE
HAVE BEEN SOME
MOMENTS THAT WERE,
488
00:18:58,134 --> 00:18:59,965
DARE I SAY, FUN.
489
00:19:00,034 --> 00:19:03,966
♪ WE'RE OFF ON THE ROAD
TO RHODE ISLAND ♪
490
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:08,498
♪ WE'RE HAVING THE TIME
OF OUR LIVES ♪
491
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:10,132
TAKE IT, DOG!
492
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,232
♪ WE'RE QUITE A PAIR
OF PARTNERS ♪
493
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:14,965
♪ JUST LIKE
THELMA AND LOUISE ♪
494
00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:17,065
♪ 'CEPT YOU'RE
NOT 6 FEET TALL ♪
495
00:19:17,134 --> 00:19:19,532
♪ YES, AND YOUR
BREASTS DON'T
REACH YOUR KNEES ♪
496
00:19:19,601 --> 00:19:20,632
GIVE IT TIME.
497
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:25,265
♪ WE'RE OFF ON THE ROAD
TO RHODE ISLAND ♪
498
00:19:25,334 --> 00:19:29,098
♪ WE'RE CERTAINLY
GOING IN STYLE ♪
499
00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:32,732
♪ I'M WITH AN INTELLECTUAL ♪
500
00:19:32,801 --> 00:19:34,732
♪ WHO CRAPS
INSIDE HIS PANTS ♪
501
00:19:34,801 --> 00:19:35,831
HOW DARE YOU!
502
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,865
♪ AT LEAST I DON'T
LEAVE URINE STAINS ♪
503
00:19:37,933 --> 00:19:39,565
♪ ON ALL THE
HOUSEHOLD PLANTS ♪
504
00:19:39,634 --> 00:19:40,765
OH, PEE JOKES!
505
00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:45,132
♪ WE'VE TRAVELED A BIT,
AND WE'VE FOUND ♪
506
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,665
♪ LIKE A MASOCHIST
IN NEWPORT ♪
507
00:19:47,734 --> 00:19:50,565
♪ WE'RE RHODE ISLAND BOUND ♪
508
00:19:50,634 --> 00:19:51,965
CRAZY TRAVEL
CONDITIONS, HUH?
509
00:19:52,034 --> 00:19:53,333
FIRST CLASS
AND NO CLASS!
510
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,631
WHOA, CAREFUL
WITH THAT JOKE.
IT'S AN ANTIQUE.
511
00:19:55,700 --> 00:20:00,531
♪ WE'RE OFF ON THE ROAD
TO RHODE ISLAND ♪
512
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:04,132
♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA STOP
TILL WE'RE THERE ♪
513
00:20:04,201 --> 00:20:05,599
MAYBE FOR A BEER.
514
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:08,098
♪ WHATEVER DANGERS
WE MAY FACE ♪
515
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,131
♪ WE'LL NEVER
FEAR OR CRY ♪
516
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,198
THAT'S RIGHT.
517
00:20:11,267 --> 00:20:12,765
♪ UNTIL WE'RE
SYNDICATED ♪
518
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:15,732
♪ FOX WILL NEVER
LET US DIE, PLEASE? ♪
519
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:20,698
♪ WE'RE OFF ON THE ROAD
TO RHODE ISLAND ♪
520
00:20:20,768 --> 00:20:24,598
♪ THE HOME OF THAT
OLD CAMPUS SWING ♪
521
00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:28,333
♪ WE MAY PICK UP
SOME COLLEGE GIRLS ♪
522
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,698
♪ AND PICNIC ON THE GRASS ♪
523
00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:33,365
♪ WE'D TELL YOU MORE,
BUT WE WOULD HAVE ♪
524
00:20:33,434 --> 00:20:35,099
♪ THE CENSORS
ON OUR ASS ♪
525
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,165
YIKES.
526
00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:39,932
♪ WE CERTAINLY DO GET AROUND ♪
527
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,432
♪ LIKE A BUNCH OF RENEGADE
PILGRIMS WHO WERE THROWN
OUT OF PLYMOUTH COLONY ♪
528
00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:45,799
♪ WE'RE RHODE ISLAND BOUND ♪
529
00:20:45,868 --> 00:20:48,565
♪ OR LIKE 2 COLLEGE FRESHMEN
WHO WERE REJECTED BY HARVARD ♪
530
00:20:48,634 --> 00:20:50,698
♪ AND FORCED TO GO TO BROWN ♪
531
00:20:50,767 --> 00:20:55,532
♪ WE'RE RHODE ISLAND BOUND ♪
532
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,298
LOOK WHO I FOUND AT
THE TRAIN STATION!
533
00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:11,765
MY BABY!
534
00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:13,965
MOMMY MISSED
YOU SO MUCH!
535
00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:16,231
YES. GOD
FORBID
536
00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:18,366
YOU SHOULD'VE PUT
A LITTLE EYELINER ON
FOR MY HOMECOMING.
537
00:21:18,435 --> 00:21:20,866
DID YOU HAVE
A NICE TRIP
WITH BRIAN?
538
00:21:20,934 --> 00:21:23,965
OH, YES. SMOOTH
SAILING THROUGH
CALM SEAS.
539
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,965
HEY, UH, KID,
LISTEN, UH,
540
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,432
THANKS FOR NOT
RATTING ME OUT.
541
00:21:27,501 --> 00:21:28,966
IS THERE ANYTHING I
CAN DO FOR YOU?
542
00:21:29,034 --> 00:21:30,099
OH, YES.
543
00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:31,898
YOU REMEMBER THAT
EPISODE OF THE BRADY BUNCH
544
00:21:31,967 --> 00:21:33,432
WHERE BOBBY
SAVED GREG'S LIFE,
545
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:34,665
AND GREG
BECAME HIS SLAVE?
546
00:21:34,734 --> 00:21:35,965
YEAH.
547
00:21:36,034 --> 00:21:37,899
IT'S ON THIS
AFTERNOON. YOU CAN
TAPE IT FOR ME.
548
00:21:37,967 --> 00:21:39,598
AND PUT A NICE
LABEL ON IT.
549
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:44,665
OK, MEG, I'M
THINKING OF
ANOTHER WORD.
550
00:21:44,733 --> 00:21:47,433
THIS TIME
IT'S DEFINITELY
NOT "KITTY."
551
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:48,765
CAN YOU GUESS
WHAT IT IS?
552
00:21:48,834 --> 00:21:49,865
IS IT "KITTY"?
553
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,399
[Screaming]
AHH! GET OUT
OF MY HEAD!
554
00:21:52,467 --> 00:21:54,099
GET OUT OF
MY HEAD!
555
00:21:57,801 --> 00:22:01,065
♪[Theme music playing]