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♪ IT SEEMS TODAY
THAT ALL YOU SEE ♪
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♪ IS VIOLENCE IN MOVIES
AND SEX ON T.V. ♪
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♪ BUT WHERE ARE THOSE GOOD,
OLD-FASHIONED VALUES ♪
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♪ ON WHICH WE USED TO RELY? ♪
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♪ LUCKY THERE'S A FAMILY GUY ♪
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♪ LUCKY THERE'S A MAN WHO'LL
POSITIVELY TELL YOU ♪
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♪ ALL THE THINGS
THAT MAKE US ♪
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♪ LAUGH 'N' CRY ♪
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♪ HE'S A FAMILY GUY ♪
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[Thunder clapping]
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[Screaming]
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[Speaking Spanish]
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[Speaking Spanish]
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[Croaking]
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[Frogs croaking]
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DUDE, THE
BRONZE AGE
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WAS SO MUCH COOLER
THAN THE IRON AGE.
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DUDE, DUDE, THE IRON AGE COULD
KICK THE BRONZE AGE'S BUTT
ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.
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COULD NOT.
COULD, TOO.
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COULD NOT!
UGH!
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[Frog croaks]
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EW, GROSS,
MAN.
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YOU OK?
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WHOA! EVERYTHING'S SO
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SIGNIFICANT!
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DUDE, YOU
GOTTA TRY THIS!
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NOT EVEN! IT'S GOT
YOUR GERMS ON IT.
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NOT THIS END.
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[Croaks]
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AW!
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I CAN SEE THE AIR!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
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I FINALLY GET
AARON SORKIN'S
SPORTS NIGHT.
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IT'S A COMEDY THAT'S
TOO GOOD TO BE FUNNY.
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[Laughing]
DUDE, YOU'RE
TRIPPIN'.
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♪[Music playing on T.V.]
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♪ DOUBLE THE FRESHNESS ♪
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♪ LIFE IS MORE FUN ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU'RE
CHEWING THE GREAT TASTE
OF DOUBLEFRESH GUM ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA,
LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
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♪ WITH DOUBLEFRESH GUM ♪
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HEY, WE SHOULD
GO TO THE CIRCUS.
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IN LOCAL NEWS, A
NEW DRUG CRAZE
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MAY HAVE QUAHOG
STUDENTS LICKED.
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IT'S CALLED "TOAD."
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THE COLOMBIAN
SPOTTED TOAD, TO
BE PRECISE, DIANE.
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WHEN LICKED, THESE
TOADS TRIGGER
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AN INTENSE
PSYCHEDELIC
EUPHORIA
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THAT'S--THAT'S
JUST GREAT!
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THIS IS AWFUL.
NOW THE DRUGS
ARE IN THE SCHOOLS?
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FOR YOU PARENTS,
TOAD LICKING IS ALSO
KNOWN AS "LILY PADDING,"
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"FRENCHING THE
PRINCE," AND
"DOING KERMIT."
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WELL, AT LEAST
OUR KIDS
KNOW BETTER.
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WHAT THE--
AHH!
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HELLO, LITTLE SEA MONKEYS.
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HE'S BACK.
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DON'T LOOK AT
HIM, HONEY. EAT
YOUR POTATOES.
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[Pounding noise]
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STEVE, DO SOMETHING.
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BRENDA WE'VE BEEN
OVER THIS. LET'S JUST
PICK UP OUR PLATES
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AND GO EAT IN
THE HOLLOW CASTLE.
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YOUNG MAN,
WHERE DID YOU
GET THIS TOAD?
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I-I-IT'S NOT MINE!
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BELIEVE ME, CHRIS.
YOU DON'T WANT TO
MESS WITH DRUGS.
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I TRIED 'EM
ONCE. BIG MISTAKE.
THINGS GOT WAY TOO REAL.
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HOLY CRAP!
I AM FREAKING OUT!
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PETER,
MAY I?
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YOU'RE WALKING
DOWN A HALLWAY.
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YOU TAKE A LEFT,
YOU KEEP WALKING,
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YOU TAKE A RIGHT,
THEN A LEFT, BRICK WALL!
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AHHH!
YEAH, HE'S TWEAKED.
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AM NOT! HEY,
MAYBE IT'S
MEG'S TOAD.
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OH, NOW DON'T YOU
TRY TO PALM THIS
OFF ON YOUR SISTER.
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SHE'S A
GOOD GIRL.
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OH YEAH? WHAT
ABOUT THE TIME
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SHE STRANGLED
OUR OTHER SISTER?
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NOW, CHRIS, WE
TOLD YOU,
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THAT WAS
JUST A VERY
BAD DREAM.
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BUT I REMEMBER
IT SO--
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[Both]
IT WAS A DREAM!
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MOM, CAN YOU
SIGN THIS FOR
MY FIELD TRIP?
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SURE,
SWEETHEART.
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[Gasps]
MEG, YOU
HAVE A WART!
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MEG, HOW COULD
YOU BRING A TOAD
INTO THIS HOUSE?
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IT'S NOT MINE.
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I WAS JUST HOLDING
IT FOR A FRIEND.
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SEE, IT WAS
LUNCHTIME...
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[Croaking]
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OK, CONNIE.
YOU'RE UP.
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CONNIE DEMICO
DOES TOAD?
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I GUESS MISS
WEARS-A-HAT-
ALL-THE-TIME
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IS GONNA
NARC ON US,
AREN'T YOU?
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MR. BERLER'S
COMING!
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OH, MAN! WE ARE
SO BUSTED.
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PUT IT IN
HERE. HE WON'T
CHECK ME.
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ALL RIGHT.
WHAT'S GOING
ON BACK HERE?
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OH, HELLO,
MEGAN. WAIT
A MINUTE.
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YOU'RE NOT
PART OF THE
POPULAR CLIQUE.
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YOU RUN ALONG
AND PLAY ALONE
SOMEWHERE.
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SHAME ON YOU
ALL, GETTING HER
HOPES UP LIKE THAT.
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SEE, I THOUGHT IF I HELD
CONNIE DEMICO'S TOAD,
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SHE'D MAKE ONE OF THE COOL
GUYS ASK ME TO THE
WINTER SNOW BALL.
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YOU'RE HOLDING DRUGS
SO SOMEONE WILL
INVITE YOU TO A DANCE?
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MEG, HAVEN'T
WE TAUGHT YOU
BETTER THAN THAT?
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N-NOW, HOLD ON, LOIS. NOW,
PEOPLE DO A LOT OF CRAZY
THINGS JUST TO BE ACCEPTED.
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[Laughing]
I--I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS.
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HEY, WE
ALL DID IT.
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IF YOU WANT TO
BE A SUPREME
COURT JUSTICE,
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YOU GOTTA PICK UP
THAT CHERRY WITH
YOUR BUTT CHEEKS,
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AND DROP IT
IN THAT BEER.
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COME ON!
GO, SOUTER!
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[All chanting]
GO SOUTER!
GO SOUTER!
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[Man]
GO SOUTER!
OH! MY GOD!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE DID THAT!
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[All]
GO SOUTER! GO SOUTER!
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GO SOUTER!
GO SOUTER!
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[All]
OHH!
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[Man]
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THAT!
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[Laughing]
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[Man]
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID
THAT! THIS GUY IS SO IN!
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OH, SWEETHEART,
I'M SURE ALL
THE BOYS
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WANT TO ASK
YOU TO
THE DANCE.
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THEY'RE
PROBABLY JUST
SHY OR SCARED.
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YEAH. I WAS
TERRIFIED OF ASKING
PHOEBE DIAMOND TO THE PROM.
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I FINALLY GOT UP THE GUTS,
BUT I--I HAD THIS
DAMN NERVOUS TWITCH.
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UM, PH-PHOEBE?
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YEAH?
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[Stuttering]
UH, I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU'D, UH,
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D-DO ME THE
HONOR OF, UH...
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I HAD SUCH A CRUSH ON HER.
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UNTIL I MET
YOU, LOIS.
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YOU'RE MY
SILVER MEDAL.
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MR. TOAD, HOW MANY
LICKS OF YOU
DOES IT TAKE
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TO GET TO THE
CENTER OF A RHODE
ISLAND STATE PRISON?
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[Announcer]
JUST ONE!
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HOW COULD
THIS HAPPEN?
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I THOUGHT WE LIVED
IN SUCE A NICE
SMALL TOWN.
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THERE'S NO SUCH
THING ANYMORE, LOIS.
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THINGS ARE A LOT
DIFFERENT THAN WHEN
WE WERE KIDS.
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WELL, IT JUST
MAKES ME SAD.
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HEY, IT MAKES ME SAD,
TOO. BUT, UH, YOU KNOW.
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I MEAN, IF MEG'S AT
RISK, THEN SO IS CHRIS.
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AND STEWIE'LL
BE IN PRESCHOOL
BEFORE WE KNOW IT.
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WELL, WE JUST HAVE
TO TRUST OUR KIDS TO
STAY OFF DRUGS, IS ALL.
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I DO TRUST OUR KIDS.
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IT'S THE OTHER
KIDS I DON'T TRUST.
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YEAH. YEAH, WELL, YOU
KNOW, I GUESS IT'S--
IT'S UP TO US, AS PARENTS,
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TO BE A PART OF THE SOLUTION.
I'LL GO TALK TO THE
PRINCIPAL TOMORROW.
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THANKS, HONEY.
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THE SAFETY
WORD IS "BANANA."
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I LOVE YOU.
UGH!
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AND THAT'S MY PLAN,
PRINCIPAL SHEPHERD.
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SO, YOU WITH ME?
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BUT YOU DIDN'T
TELL ME ANYTHING.
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YOU JUST SAT
DOWN AND SAID,
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"AND THAT'S MY PLAN."
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OH! OH, RIGHT. O-OK,
HERE'S MY IDEA.
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AND THAT'S MY PLAN,
PRINCIPAL SHEPHERD.
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WELL, MR. GRIFFIN,
I DON'T LIKE IT!
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[Phone rings]
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I LOVE IT!
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YOU HAVE THE
FACULTY'S FULL SUPPORT.
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BUT HOW WILL
YOU PULL IT OFF?
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YOU LET ME WORRY
ABOUT THAT, KITTEN.
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[Wheels squeaking]
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[Imitating
tire screeching]
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GREAT.
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HEY, MEG.
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WHAT'S GOT
4 ARMS, 4 LEGS AND
1 SET OF LIPS?
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YOU AND ME AT THE
WINTER SNOW BALL.
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[Laughing]
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LOOK, NEIL, I DON'T...
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OH, MY GOD!
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DAD?
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DAD!
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THE REASON I'M
NOT RESPONDING
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IS BECAUSE I'M NOT
THIS "DAD" PERSON.
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I'M THE NEW KID IN
TOWN. LANDO GRIFFIN.
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ARE YOU CRAZY? WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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IF YOU MUST KNOW,
I'VE GONE UNDERCOVER
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TO GET RID OF
THE TOAD PROBLEM.
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SO YOUR SCHOOL CAN
BE SAFE AND INNOCENT,
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LIKE THE GOOD OL' DAYS.
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NEGATIVE B,
PLUS OR MINUS
RADICAL B SQUARED,
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MINUS 4A-C
OVER 2A.
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THAT'S CORRECT.
A GIRL ANSWERED
A MATH PROBLEM.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
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A WITCH!
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[All]
WITCH!
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WITCH!
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WITCH!
WITCH!
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OH, GOD!
PLEASE TELL ME I
HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR,
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AND THIS IS ALL
JUST A SIDE EFFECT
FROM THE CHEMO.
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN MY LOCKER?
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YOUR LOCKER?
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SAY, PHIL. WHAT
DO YOU SAY TO HAPPY
HOUR AFTER WORK?
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I'D SAY IT LOOKS
LIKE CHERYL'S GONNA
HAVE ANOTHER BLACK EYE
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TO EXPLAIN TO
THE NEIGHBORS.
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[Both laughing]
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COME ON.
I'M BUYING.
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OH, YEAH!
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HEY, MAN.
COOL SPECS.
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THANKS, G. I'M
THE NEW KID IN TOWN.
LANDO GRIFFIN.
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NO RELATION.
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SO TELL ME,
HOME BOY,
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HOW ABOUT THE
BAGGY CLOTHES WE KIDS
ARE WEARING THESE DAYS?
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AREN'T THEY PHAT
AND STUPID AND
POPPIN' FRESH?
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[Sighs]
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HEY, DOES--DOES
ANYBODY HAVE
ANY DRUGS?
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I'M LOOKING
TO SCORE
SOME DRUGS?
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DAD, GET
AWAY FROM ME.
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CONNIE DEMICO
IS LOOKING.
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SO THAT'S TOAD GIRL, HUH?
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[Meg]
YEAH.
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[Meg]
AND THAT'S CONNIE.
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I SEE. WELL, I'M GONNA
HAVE A LITTLE TALK
WITH THAT CONNIE.
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HA, GOOD LUCK.
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SHE ONLY TALKS
TO THE COOL KIDS.
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OH, YEAH?
WATCH THIS.
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NO!
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EH...
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AH!
AH!
OW!
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OH, GOD! AH!
OW! OW! OW!
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COOL! HE'S
BLEEDING!
224
00:09:33,101 --> 00:09:34,532
JUST LIKE
IN THE MOVIES!
225
00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:36,331
HMM...
226
00:09:39,467 --> 00:09:41,899
HOLY CRAP! IT'S
THE BREAKFAST CLUB.
227
00:09:41,968 --> 00:09:43,599
YOU KNOW
WHAT I GOT FOR
CHRISTMAS?
228
00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:46,065
IT WAS A BANNER FREAKIN'
YEAR AT THE TIGER HOUSE.
229
00:09:46,134 --> 00:09:47,632
I GOT A CARTON
OF CIGARETTES.
230
00:09:47,701 --> 00:09:48,732
OLD MAN GRABBED ME, SAID,
231
00:09:48,801 --> 00:09:51,898
"HEY, SMOKE UP,
TONY. THEY'RE GRRREAT!"
232
00:09:52,367 --> 00:09:53,398
BASTARD.
233
00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:55,565
[Boy]
HEY, LANDO.
234
00:09:56,567 --> 00:09:57,798
EVERYONE'S
TALKING ABOUT
235
00:09:57,867 --> 00:10:00,999
HOW YOU TRASHED THE
JUKEBOX. CLASSIC COOL.
236
00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,498
WE'RE GONNA
DO SOME TOAD.
YOU IN?
237
00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:04,665
YOU'RE GONNA DO TOAD?
238
00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:05,765
WHAT'S THE
BIG DEAL?
239
00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:08,398
LET ME TELL YOU
ABOUT IT, STUD.
240
00:10:08,467 --> 00:10:12,665
♪ YOU'LL GET
CHILLS ALL
THROUGH YOUR BODY ♪
241
00:10:12,733 --> 00:10:16,998
♪ AND YOU'LL
LOSE ALL CONTROL ♪
242
00:10:17,067 --> 00:10:21,465
♪ OF YOUR BLADDER
AND YOUR SPHINCTER ♪
243
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:23,065
♪ THAT'S YOUR BUTT-HOLE ♪
244
00:10:25,734 --> 00:10:28,132
♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU USE TOAD ♪
245
00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,398
♪ THEN I'M TELLING YOU ♪
246
00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,632
♪ YOU CAN KISS
YOUR LIFE GOOD-BYE ♪
247
00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:36,266
♪ YEAH, WHEN YOU USE TOAD ♪
248
00:10:37,134 --> 00:10:39,298
♪ IT'LL MESS YOU UP ♪
249
00:10:40,433 --> 00:10:43,865
♪ IT'LL MAKE YOUR MAMA CRY,
THAT'S NO LIE ♪
250
00:10:43,934 --> 00:10:46,065
♪ YOU'LL CHOKE ON
YOUR TONGUE AND DIE ♪
251
00:10:46,134 --> 00:10:47,731
♪ GOTTA GIVE IT UP ♪
252
00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,232
♪ GIVE UP
THE TOAD NOW ♪
253
00:10:49,301 --> 00:10:50,899
♪ IT'S NO JOKE,
BUDDY ♪
254
00:10:50,968 --> 00:10:52,098
♪ GIVE IT UP ♪
255
00:10:52,167 --> 00:10:53,765
[Chorus]
♪ GOTTA GIVE UP
THE TOAD NOW ♪
256
00:10:53,834 --> 00:10:55,565
♪ OR YOU'LL
CROAK, BUDDY ♪
257
00:10:55,634 --> 00:10:56,698
♪ GIVE IT UP ♪
258
00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:58,299
[Chorus]
♪ GOTTA GIVE UP
THE TOAD NOW ♪
259
00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:01,098
♪ AND DON'T
SMOKE OR
YOU'LL SEE ♪
260
00:11:01,167 --> 00:11:03,899
♪ IT HURTS TO PEE ♪
261
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:08,298
♪ THERE'LL BE BLOOD
GUSHING FROM YOU ♪
262
00:11:08,366 --> 00:11:12,798
♪ EVERY TIME
THAT YOU COUGH ♪
263
00:11:12,867 --> 00:11:16,799
♪ AND FORGET
GETTIN' LUCKY ♪
264
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,431
♪ IT FALLS OFF ♪
265
00:11:21,434 --> 00:11:23,665
♪ YEAH, YOU BETTER WISE UP ♪
266
00:11:23,734 --> 00:11:25,965
♪ 'CAUSE I'M
TELLING YOU ♪
267
00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:30,232
♪ TOAD IS WHAT
LANDO FORBIDS ♪
268
00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:31,732
♪ GOTTA GIVE
IT ALL UP ♪
269
00:11:32,834 --> 00:11:36,099
♪ OR YOU'RE GONNA SEE ♪
270
00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:38,365
♪ YOUR WHOLE LIFE
WILL HIT THE SKIDS ♪
271
00:11:38,434 --> 00:11:41,698
♪ AND YOUR KIDS WILL
BE BORN WITHOUT EYELIDS ♪
272
00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:43,166
♪ GOTTA GIVE IT UP ♪
273
00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:44,732
[Chorus]
♪ GIVE UP THE TOAD NOW ♪
274
00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,765
♪ THANKS TO YOU, LANDO ♪
275
00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:47,965
♪ GIVE IT UP ♪
276
00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:49,166
♪ GIVE UP THE TOAD NOW ♪
277
00:11:49,235 --> 00:11:50,966
[Chorus]
♪ THANKS TO YOU, LANDO ♪
278
00:11:51,034 --> 00:11:52,099
♪ GIVE IT UP ♪
279
00:11:52,168 --> 00:11:53,798
[Chorus]
♪ GOTTA GIVE UP
THE TOAD NOW ♪
280
00:11:53,867 --> 00:11:55,066
♪ OOO, OOO, OOO ♪
281
00:11:55,134 --> 00:11:57,032
♪ I'M NO FOOL ♪
282
00:11:57,101 --> 00:11:59,132
♪ LANDO'S COOL ♪
283
00:12:00,034 --> 00:12:02,065
[All]
YEAH!
284
00:12:02,134 --> 00:12:03,832
YOU'RE
THE COOLEST,
LANDO!
285
00:12:03,901 --> 00:12:05,431
YEAH. WE NEVER
SPONTANEOUSLY
286
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,431
BROKE INTO SONG
AND DANCE BEFORE
YOU ARRIVED.
287
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,999
I'LL NEVER TOUCH
ANOTHER TOAD AGAIN.
NONE OF US WILL.
288
00:12:10,068 --> 00:12:11,198
[All]
YEAH.
289
00:12:11,267 --> 00:12:12,865
I KNOW
I WON'T.
290
00:12:12,934 --> 00:12:14,765
YOU NEVER
DID IT IN THE
FIRST PLACE!
291
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,765
GOD, YOU'RE
SUCH A WANNABE
LOSER.
292
00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:19,065
OH, YEAH?
IF I'M SUCH
A LOSER
293
00:12:19,134 --> 00:12:21,965
HOW COME I'M GOING
TO THE WINTER SNOW
BALL WITH LANDO?
294
00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:23,232
MEG, YOU
GOT A DATE?
295
00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:24,832
OH, WAIT TILL
I TELL YOUR
MOTHER,
296
00:12:26,334 --> 00:12:29,065
WHO I'M LOOKING
FORWARD TO MEETING,
297
00:12:29,134 --> 00:12:32,032
AND I HOPE IS
MAKING STEAKUMS TONIGHT.
298
00:12:32,101 --> 00:12:34,465
HEY, MEG,
WANNA DITCH AND
GO TO THE MALL?
299
00:12:34,533 --> 00:12:37,265
SURE.
SEE YOU,
LANDO.
300
00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:39,865
AH, THIS IS GREAT.
NOT ONLY DID I
LIVE LONG ENOUGH
301
00:12:39,934 --> 00:12:43,731
TO SEE MEG GO TO
HER FIRST DANCE,
BUT I'M TAKING HER, TOO.
302
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,166
THANKS, GERITOL.
303
00:12:47,101 --> 00:12:49,632
AND THEY
SWORE THEY'D NEVER
DO TOAD AGAIN.
304
00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,932
DAD NEVER CAME TO
SING AT MY SCHOOL.
305
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,132
[Crying]
I DON'T WANT DESSERT!
306
00:12:54,201 --> 00:12:57,665
I TELL YOU, LOIS, HIGH
SCHOOL'S A LOT MORE FUN
THIS TIME AROUND.
307
00:12:57,734 --> 00:13:00,032
AND IT'S A LOT SAFER NOW
THAT ALL THE KIDS HAVE GUNS.
308
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,265
OH--OH, A-A-A-AND
TODAY IN STUDY HALL,
309
00:13:02,334 --> 00:13:03,832
I FARTED REAL
LOUD ON PURPOSE,
310
00:13:03,901 --> 00:13:05,466
Y'KNOW, TO MAKE
THE GUYS LAUGH.
311
00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:07,499
AND I SWEAR TO GOD,
IT WAS SO HEINOUS,
312
00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:09,665
SUSIE JOHNSON RALPHED UP
HER SALISBURY STEAK.
313
00:13:09,734 --> 00:13:10,832
NO, I-I-I'M SORRY!
314
00:13:10,901 --> 00:13:12,998
IS THIS REALLY PROPER
DINNER CONVERSATION?
315
00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:14,632
WELL, I'M GLAD YOU
TAUGHT THOSE KIDS
316
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,832
THEY DON'T HAVE TO
DO DRUGS TO BE POPULAR.
317
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:18,732
HE SURE DID.
WHO NEEDS DRUGS
318
00:13:18,801 --> 00:13:21,465
WHEN YOU CAN GO TO
THE DANCE WITH THE
COOLEST GUY IN SCHOOL?
319
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:24,799
GOING WITH DAD IS
GONNA SKYROCKET ME UP
THE POPULARITY FOOD CHAIN!
320
00:13:24,867 --> 00:13:27,399
IT'S TRUE. SOON,
MEMBERS OF THE
MATH CLUB WILL BE
321
00:13:27,467 --> 00:13:30,232
ATTACHING THEMSELVES
TO YOUR UNDERBELLY
FOR TRANSPORTATION.
322
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:33,632
WAIT A MINUTE. PETER,
YOU CAN'T TAKE MEG
TO A SCHOOL DANCE.
323
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:36,799
H-HOW LONG DO YOU
THINK YOU CAN KEEP UP
THIS CHARADE, ANYWAY?
324
00:13:36,867 --> 00:13:39,332
JUST TILL FRIDAY.
PLEASE, MOM?
325
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,098
WELL, IF THIS
IS WHAT YOU WANT.
326
00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:42,199
[Phone rings]
327
00:13:42,267 --> 00:13:44,498
OH, IT'S PROBABLY
CONNIE CALLING FOR ME.
328
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,799
HELLO?
329
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,865
OH, YEAH. HOLD ON.
330
00:13:48,934 --> 00:13:49,932
IT'S FOR
LANDO.
331
00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,065
ALOHA.
332
00:13:52,134 --> 00:13:53,832
NO WAY!
333
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:54,999
UH, UH, HOLD ON.
334
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,899
I--I'M GONNA TAKE THIS
IN THE OTHER ROOM.
335
00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:58,899
I GOT IT!
336
00:14:00,334 --> 00:14:01,632
HANG UP!
337
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,565
YOU KNOW, MOTHER,
THIS COULD
ALMOST HAVE PASSED
338
00:14:03,633 --> 00:14:05,465
FOR A PALATABLE
BANANA PUDDING.
339
00:14:05,534 --> 00:14:06,999
BUT WITHOUT NILLA WAFERS
340
00:14:07,068 --> 00:14:10,531
IT'S JUST ANOTHER ONE
OF YOUR WRETCHED,
CULINARY ABORTIONS!
341
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,299
NOW CLEAN IT UP!
342
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,565
I DON'T THINK SO.
343
00:14:21,901 --> 00:14:23,798
NEIL, I'M A LITTLE
OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.
344
00:14:23,868 --> 00:14:25,832
BESIDES, I'M GOING
WITH LANDO.
345
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:28,032
REALLY? BECAUSE MY
UNDERGROUND SOURCES
346
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:31,132
HAVE INFORMED ME
THAT LANDO IS
TAKING CONNIE DEMICO.
347
00:14:31,201 --> 00:14:32,298
WHAT?
348
00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:33,599
[All talking]
349
00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:35,799
HEY, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE TAKING
ME TO THE DANCE!
350
00:14:35,868 --> 00:14:38,331
UH, SOMETHING
SUDDENLY CAME UP.
351
00:14:43,533 --> 00:14:45,132
PETER, HOW
COULD YOU DO
THIS TO MEG?
352
00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:47,898
NOT NOW, HONEY. I GOTTA
WRITE A BOOK REPORT
ON OLIVER TWIST.
353
00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:49,599
YES, "OLIVER TWIT"
IF YOU ASK ME.
354
00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:52,498
I WOULD HAVE DONE
THINGS RATHER DIFFERENTLY,
I CAN TELL YOU THAT.
355
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,099
PLEASE, SIR. I
WANT SOME MORE.
356
00:14:59,167 --> 00:15:00,731
WHAT?
357
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:04,099
PLEASE, SIR. I
WANT SOME MORE.
358
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:05,265
MORE?
359
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:07,265
ALL RIGHT! STOP IT!
STOP IT RIGHT THERE!
360
00:15:07,334 --> 00:15:09,765
NOW GO ON! FILL
UP THE BOWL! GO ON!
361
00:15:10,733 --> 00:15:13,198
THAT'S IT. NOW
PUT ON THIS DRESS.
362
00:15:14,268 --> 00:15:15,432
PUT IT ON!
363
00:15:16,601 --> 00:15:17,932
NOW DANCE!
364
00:15:20,967 --> 00:15:23,198
[Chuckling]
HEY! HEY, BRIAN, THE GUY
WHO WROTE THIS,
365
00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:25,198
HIS NAME,
CHARLES DICKENS.
366
00:15:25,267 --> 00:15:26,965
[Laughing]
LOOK AT THAT.
367
00:15:27,034 --> 00:15:29,032
I WANT AN
EXPLANATION,
MISTER.
368
00:15:29,101 --> 00:15:30,766
HEY, CONNIE
PULLED A POWER MOVE.
369
00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:32,632
AND WHEN THE MOST
POPULAR GIRL IN SCHOOL
370
00:15:32,701 --> 00:15:34,899
ASKS YOU TO THE
DANCE, YOU DON'T
SAY NO. YOU SAY,
371
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:36,332
[Stuttering]
372
00:15:36,401 --> 00:15:37,632
OK.
373
00:15:37,701 --> 00:15:39,166
I JUST CAN'T
UNDERSTAND WHY
374
00:15:39,234 --> 00:15:41,432
YOU DUMPED YOUR
OWN DAUGHTER
FOR CONNIE DEMICO.
375
00:15:41,501 --> 00:15:43,132
LOIS, IT'S
SIMPLE
TRANSFERENCE.
376
00:15:43,201 --> 00:15:45,665
SEE, TO PETER,
CONNIE DEMICO IS
REALLY PHOEBE DIAMOND,
377
00:15:45,733 --> 00:15:47,632
THE MOST POPULAR GIRL
WHEN HE WAS IN SCHOOL.
378
00:15:47,701 --> 00:15:49,532
OH MY GOD, LOIS! I
THINK HE'S RIGHT.
379
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,832
'C-C-CAUSE WHEN I'M TRYING
TO SPEED THINGS UP IN BED,
380
00:15:51,901 --> 00:15:54,032
I'M NOT THINKIN'
OF CONNIE, I'M
THINKIN' OF PHOEBE.
381
00:15:54,101 --> 00:15:55,899
OK, THIS WHOLE
THING IS RIDICULOUS!
382
00:15:55,967 --> 00:15:57,965
I FORBID YOU
FROM GOING
TO THAT DANCE!
383
00:15:58,034 --> 00:15:59,298
YOU CAN'T TELL
ME WHAT TO DO.
384
00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:00,999
YOU'RE NOT
MY REAL MOM!
385
00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:02,498
END OF DISCUSSION!
386
00:16:02,567 --> 00:16:04,232
THANK YOU FOR
RUINING MY LIFE!
387
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:06,832
[Crying]
YOU DON'T REMEMBER
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE MY AGE!
388
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,132
I'M 2 YEARS
YOUNGER THAN YOU!
389
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,231
[Sobbing]
390
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,665
I HATE YOU!
391
00:16:16,301 --> 00:16:17,665
AW.
392
00:16:17,734 --> 00:16:20,965
GREG ALLMAN, HOW
DID YOU HANDLE IT
WHEN LIFE GOT YOU DOWN?
393
00:16:21,034 --> 00:16:22,398
ME?
394
00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:23,632
I DID A LOT
OF DRUGS,
395
00:16:23,701 --> 00:16:25,565
MARRIED SOME
BROAD NAMED CHER,
396
00:16:25,634 --> 00:16:27,865
AND I WOULDN'T
RECOMMEND
EITHER ONE OF 'EM.
397
00:16:30,034 --> 00:16:32,665
I GOTTA FIGHT FOR
MY RIGHT TO PARTY!
398
00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:42,166
A-A-AHH!
399
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:44,498
[Screaming]
400
00:16:44,566 --> 00:16:45,498
[Sighs]
401
00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:46,899
THANKS, SPIDER-MAN.
402
00:16:46,967 --> 00:16:48,166
EVERYBODY GETS ONE.
403
00:16:50,601 --> 00:16:51,698
SWEETIE?
404
00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:53,965
[Crying]
YOU MARRIED A TOTAL JERK.
405
00:16:54,034 --> 00:16:56,098
HONEY, HE DIDN'T
MEAN TO HURT YOU.
406
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:58,365
AND YOU KNOW,
YOU COULD STILL
GO TO THE DANCE.
407
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:01,098
ALONE? WHY DON'T
I JUST TATTOO A BIG "L"
408
00:17:01,234 --> 00:17:02,765
ON MY FOREHEAD
WHILE I'M AT IT?
409
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:06,032
NOW, MEG, YOU
KNOW MY FEELINGS
ON TATTOOS.
410
00:17:06,101 --> 00:17:08,365
Y'KNOW, IF YOU STAY HOME,
THEN YOU'RE JUST PROVING
411
00:17:08,434 --> 00:17:10,698
TO THE OTHER KIDS THAT
YOU DON'T BELONG THERE.
412
00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:11,898
YEAH.
413
00:17:11,968 --> 00:17:13,999
AND YOU MIGHT HAVE
A REALLY GOOD TIME.
414
00:17:14,068 --> 00:17:15,433
I'LL TELL YOU
ONE THING,
415
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,099
I STILL REGRET
NOT GOING TO
MY JUNIOR DANCE.
416
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,265
BU--
417
00:17:19,334 --> 00:17:21,531
BUT, DADDY,
IF YOU DON'T DO
WHAT THEY SAY,
418
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,898
THEY'LL
KILL ME!
419
00:17:22,968 --> 00:17:24,999
SORRY, PUMPKIN.
YOU KNOW WE
DON'T NEGOTIATE
420
00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:26,631
WITH KIDNAPPERS.
FAMILY POLICY.
421
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,266
DADDY,
NO! PLEASE!
PLEASE!
422
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,199
SHE'LL BE
ALL RIGHT.
423
00:17:34,268 --> 00:17:36,232
COME ON. WHAT
DO YOU SAY?
424
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,332
WELL,
425
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,599
[Sniffs]
426
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,332
I DO HAVE THAT
REALLY SLUTTY
DRESS YOU HATE.
427
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,132
[Crunching]
428
00:17:44,867 --> 00:17:47,266
SO, UH,
LANDO,
429
00:17:47,335 --> 00:17:49,798
HOW OLD DID
YOU SAY YOU
WERE AGAIN?
430
00:17:49,867 --> 00:17:50,765
17.
431
00:17:52,435 --> 00:17:53,932
AND--AND A HALF.
432
00:17:54,001 --> 00:17:55,098
[Gasps]
433
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:56,498
SWEET STATUTORY!
434
00:17:56,567 --> 00:17:57,865
YOU LOOK
BEAUTIFUL.
435
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,498
DON'T WORRY. I'LL TAKE
GOOD CARE OF YOUR KID.
436
00:18:01,566 --> 00:18:03,232
I GOT A DAUGHTER
OF MY OWN, YOU KNOW.
437
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,298
[Clicking]
438
00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:10,133
[Peter]
PLEASE LEAVE
THE LIGHT OFF, LOIS.
439
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,066
I DON'T WANT TO BE
SEEN RIGHT NOW.
440
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:15,232
I IMAGINE YOU WOULDN'T,
THE WAY YOU'VE BEEN ACTING.
441
00:18:15,301 --> 00:18:17,565
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
442
00:18:17,634 --> 00:18:19,532
WELL, YOU DO HAVE IT COMING.
443
00:18:19,601 --> 00:18:21,832
ANYWAY, I CONVINCED MEG
TO GO TO THE DANCE.
444
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,565
SO I'M GONNA GO DROP HER OFF.
445
00:18:23,634 --> 00:18:25,999
PLEASE DON'T YELL, LOIS.
I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON.
446
00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:28,331
I WASN'T YELLING.
I WAS JUST SAYING--
447
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,932
OH, YOU WOULD BRING THAT UP.
448
00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:32,265
CAN'T YOU LEAVE THE
PAST WHERE IT BELONGS?
449
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:33,498
PETER, WHAT'S
WRONG WITH YOU?
450
00:18:33,567 --> 00:18:35,432
BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY
EXPLAINED THAT TO YOU!
451
00:18:35,501 --> 00:18:38,133
IT WAS A
SCAVENGER HUNT!
452
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,398
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE?
453
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,465
LOIS, IF YOU
STILL HAVEN'T
DISCOVERED I'M GONE,
454
00:18:42,533 --> 00:18:45,698
PLEASE FLIP THE
TAPE OVER TO SIDE B.
455
00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:47,832
♪[Get Outta My Dreams,
Get Into My Car
by Billy Ocean playing]
456
00:18:47,901 --> 00:18:50,099
♪ GET OUT OF MY DREAMS ♪
457
00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:52,398
♪ GET INTO MY CAR ♪
458
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,565
♪ GET OUT OF MY DREAMS ♪
459
00:18:56,634 --> 00:18:58,265
♪ GET IN THE BACKSEAT, BABY ♪
460
00:18:58,334 --> 00:19:00,298
♪ GET INTO MY CAR ♪
461
00:19:00,367 --> 00:19:02,065
NICE MOVES,
LANDO.
462
00:19:02,134 --> 00:19:04,498
OK, EVERYONE.
THE VOTES ARE IN.
463
00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:06,632
THIS YEAR'S KING
AND QUEEN ARE...
464
00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:09,065
LANDO GRIFFIN
AND CONNIE DEMICO!
465
00:19:09,134 --> 00:19:10,932
OH, MY
GOODNESS! OH!
466
00:19:22,801 --> 00:19:23,965
HOLD IT!
467
00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:26,065
I CAN'T BE
YOUR KING.
468
00:19:26,134 --> 00:19:27,932
I HAVE A CONFESSION.
469
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,498
I'VE BEEN
LIVING A LIE.
470
00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:31,832
I SHOULDN'T BE
HERE WITH CONNIE.
471
00:19:31,901 --> 00:19:33,032
[Gasping]
472
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:34,899
MY FIRST CHOICE
WAS MEG GRIFFIN.
473
00:19:34,968 --> 00:19:35,899
WHAT?
474
00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:37,132
MEG GRIFFIN!
475
00:19:37,201 --> 00:19:39,966
SHE'S R--SHE'S
RIGHT OVER THERE
IN THE BACK.
476
00:19:40,034 --> 00:19:43,832
[Peter]
N-NO--NO, TO THE LEFT. NO, YOU
HAD IT. NO, GO BACK--GO BACK.
477
00:19:43,901 --> 00:19:46,066
JEEZ, GOT A FREAKIN'
MONKEY WORKING THE SPOTLIGHT!
478
00:19:46,134 --> 00:19:48,699
NO--NO--NO, TO THE RIGHT,
GENIUS. TH-THERE. STOP! STOP!
479
00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:50,298
THAT'S MY DREAM GIRL.
480
00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:51,732
BUT I'M NOT GOOD
ENOUGH FOR HER,
481
00:19:51,801 --> 00:19:54,498
AND SHE DUMPED ME.
SO NOW, HEARTBROKEN,
482
00:19:54,567 --> 00:19:56,532
I WILL RIDE RECKLESSLY
INTO THE NIGHT,
483
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,665
AND UP DEAD MAN'S CURVE.
484
00:19:58,734 --> 00:20:01,232
GOOD-BYE, MEG. I LOVE YOU.
485
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:03,899
[Engine starting]
486
00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:05,231
[Engine revving]
487
00:20:12,968 --> 00:20:14,331
MEG, WANNA
DANCE?
488
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,998
I WAS HERE
FIRST. MEG,
DANCE WITH ME?
489
00:20:17,067 --> 00:20:19,165
♪[Get Outta My Dreams,
Get Into My Car playing]
490
00:20:19,234 --> 00:20:22,098
HEY, YOU! GET INTO MY CAR.
491
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:24,032
NEIL,
WOULD YOU--
492
00:20:24,101 --> 00:20:25,799
I WOULD BE HONORED.
493
00:20:25,868 --> 00:20:27,065
THANKS.
494
00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:39,799
[Tom]
AND, IN OTHER NEWS,
LANDO GRIFFIN,
495
00:20:39,868 --> 00:20:41,665
A POPULAR STUDENT AT A
LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL,
496
00:20:41,733 --> 00:20:43,631
WAS KILLED LAST
NIGHT WHEN
HIS MOTORCYCLE
497
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,665
CAREENED OFF DEAD
MAN'S CURVE.
498
00:20:45,734 --> 00:20:48,532
POLICE WERE BAFFLED
WHEN NO BODY WAS
FOUND AT THE SCENE.
499
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,598
BUT THEY DECIDED IT WAS BEST
NOT TO ASK QUESTIONS
500
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,632
AND JUST LET EVERYONE
GET ON WITH THEIR LIVES.
501
00:20:53,767 --> 00:20:55,432
I'M SO
PROUD OF YOU.
502
00:20:55,501 --> 00:20:57,365
OH, DADDY, THANK
YOU SO MUCH.
503
00:20:57,434 --> 00:20:59,532
I WAS THE MOST
POPULAR GIRL
AT THE DANCE.
504
00:20:59,601 --> 00:21:02,065
AW, ANYTHING FOR
YOU, SWEETHEART.
505
00:21:02,133 --> 00:21:05,598
WELL, I'M OFF TO
POPULARITY! CIAO.
506
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:07,899
GOD, I HATE THAT
MANLY WALK OF HERS.
507
00:21:07,968 --> 00:21:10,131
♪[Simple Minds singing
Don't You (Forget About Me)]
508
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,365
♪ GOING TO TAKE YOU APART ♪
509
00:21:12,434 --> 00:21:16,865
♪ I'LL PUT US BACK
TOGETHER AT HEART, BABY ♪
510
00:21:16,933 --> 00:21:18,565
♪ DON'T YOU ♪
511
00:21:19,467 --> 00:21:21,732
♪ FORGET ABOUT ME ♪
512
00:21:22,968 --> 00:21:25,565
♪ DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T ♪
513
00:21:25,634 --> 00:21:27,332
♪ DON'T YOU ♪
514
00:21:28,201 --> 00:21:29,999
♪ FORGET ABOUT ME ♪
515
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,131
♪[Theme music playing]