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♪ IT SEEMS TODAY
THAT ALL YOU SEE ♪
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♪ IS VIOLENCE IN MOVIES
AND SEX ON T.V. ♪
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♪ BUT WHERE ARE THOSE GOOD,
OLD-FASHIONED VALUES ♪
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♪ ON WHICH WE USED TO RELY? ♪
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♪ LUCKY THERE'S A FAMILY GUY ♪
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♪ LUCKY THERE'S A MAN WHO'LL
POSITIVELY TELL YOU ♪
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♪ ALL THE THINGS
THAT MAKE US ♪
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♪ LAUGH 'N' CRY ♪
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♪ HE'S A FAMILY GUY ♪
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[Train whistle blowing]
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BILLIAM, ARE
YOU THERE?
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[Gasps]
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STEWIE!
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WH--WH--WHAT
THE DEVIL ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
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BILLIAM SENT ME.
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HE WANTED ME TO
TELL YOU I KILLED HIM.
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[Gasps]
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HYA!
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[Both grunting]
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[Punching]
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AHH!
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[Grunting]
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OW.
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HYA!
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[Groaning]
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[Screaming]
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AHH!
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AHH!
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NOW GIVE ME
THE OTHER HALF
OF THE AMULET!
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I DON'T THINK
YOU'LL BE MAKING
IT TO MARRAKESH.
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DON'T, PLEASE!
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NO! JEFFREY,
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TAKE THE 9:00 P.M.
TO HOUNDSLOW
OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!
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OH, LOOK
AT THAT.
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OUR LITTLE
BOYS ARE BECOMIN'
FAST FRIENDS.
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I SAY, JEFFREY,
BE A SPORT,
WILL YOU?
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AND GO GET
THE SIFTER,
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SO WE CAN
BUILD OUR
SAND VILLAGE.
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THAT'S RIGHT,
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A LITTLE FURTHER.
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[Yells]
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EVERYONE,
MEET JEFFREY,
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THE NEWEST MEMBER
OF THE CLUB OF
FORGOTTEN CHILDREN.
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♪ STEVE WALKS
WARILY DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ WITH HIS BRIM
PULLED WAY DOWN LOW ♪
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[Thumping]
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WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
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TAKING DOWN THE
CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS.
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[Glass breaking]
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♪[Rock music playing]
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PETER, I'M A
LITTLE CONCERNED
ABOUT STEWIE.
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HE DOESN'T SEEM TO
BE PLAYING WELL
WITH OTHER CHILDREN.
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OH, HE'S FINE. YOU KNOW, I
WAS QUITE A TROUBLEMAKER
MYSELF WHEN I WAS A KID.
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LOOK, YOUR--YOUR
PARENTS WILL BE HOME
ANY MINUTE.
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ARE YOU SURE
YOU DON'T WANT ME
TO CLEAN UP THIS MESS?
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NO, NO, NO. GO. GO.
IT'LL BE FUNNY.
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STEWIE NEEDS
TO LEARN HOW
TO SOCIALIZE
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WITH OTHER
CHILDREN.
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MAYBE WE
SHOULD PUT HIM
IN DAYCARE.
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LOIS, HIS ANSWERS ARE
OUT ON THE OPEN ROAD.
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I SAY WE GIVE HIM A
HOBO PACK ON THE
END OF A STICK,
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A CAN OF BEANS,
AND A POCKET
FULL OF DREAMS.
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PETER, DO
YOU EVEN KNOW
WHICH ONE
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OF OUR
CHILDREN I'M
TALKING ABOUT?
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GORDON?
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I GOT HIM!
HA, HA, HA!
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IT'S JUST
LIKE HUNTING.
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[Lois]
CHRIS, STOP IT! WHAT
WILL THE NEIGHBORS THINK?
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ABNER! ABNER!
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THE GRIFFIN BOY JUST
KILLED A PLASTIC REINDEER!
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GLADYS, IT TOOK
ME 2 HOURS
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TO WORK UP THE COURAGE
TO RENT THIS PORNO.
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NOW ARE YOU
GONNA WATCH IT
WITH ME OR NOT?
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OK,
HONEY.
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MOMMY'S LEAVING
YOU HERE
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FOR A
LITTLE WHILE.
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TRY TO PLAY
NICE WITH THE
OTHER CHILDREN.
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WHAT DO YOU
MEAN YOU'RE
LEAVING ME HERE?
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WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
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[All crying]
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[Man]
COME ON.
LET GO.
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WHY, YOU
SOULLESS WITCH!
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THIS IS A BIOGENETIC
EXPERIMENTATION
FACILITY,
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ISN'T IT? ADMIT IT!
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OH, SWEETHEART,
DON'T BE UPSET.
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YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE FUN HERE.
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LOOK, I-IF
THIS IS ABOUT
THE WHOLE
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"ME KILLING
YOU" THING,
IT WAS A BIT.
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I WAS DOING SHTICK,
I TELL YOU!
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HUMINA-HUMINA-HUMINA!
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UH, I'M SO BORED.
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WITHOUT STEWIE
AROUND, I HAVE
NOTHIN' TO DO.
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WELL, WE COULD GET HAMMERED.
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OH, IT'S TOO EARLY FOR
ME, BUT YOU GO AHEAD.
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[Sighs]
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WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?
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YOU KNOW, BEFORE
I WAS MARRIED, I LED
A VERY EXCITING LIFE.
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[Gasps]
OH, MY GOD!
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THE ACTRESS WHO
WAS THE GIRL IN
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ESCAPE FROM
WITCH MOUNTAIN!
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WELL, MAYBE A
PART-TIME JOB WOULD
LIVEN UP YOUR DAYS.
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BRIAN! THAT'S A
TERRIFIC IDEA!
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A JOB?
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LOIS, THE
'70S ARE OVER.
FORGET IT.
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MOM, YOU CAN'T GET A JOB.
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THE LAST
TIME YOU LEFT
DAD HOME ALONE,
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HE TURNED THE
HOUSE INTO
A GIANT PUPPET.
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HEY! HEY! STAY
OUT OF HERE! HEY!
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NOBODY BETTER COME IN HERE.
I'M THE GRIFFINS' HOUSE.
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BRING ME A TOOL
SHED, FOR I AM HUNGRY.
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I-IF YOU GET A JOB,
WHO'S GONNA FEED ME,
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AND PROTECT ME
FROM THE EVIL MONKEY
IN MY CLOSET?
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NOW CHRIS,
YOU KNOW THERE'S
NO SUCH THING.
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NO! AHH,
HA HA!
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AW, NOW YOU'VE GONE
AND UPSET THE BOY.
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PETER, THIS IS A NEW
CHAPTER IN MY LIFE.
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THE--THE KIDS ARE
GROWING, THE
NEST IS EMPTY,
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AND I NEED
SOME EXCITEMENT.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? YOUR LIFE IS
PLENTY EXCITING.
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FOR EXAMPLE...
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THERE YOU GO.
GOOD NIGHT.
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DUCK, DUCK,
DUCK...
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I SAY, DOES ANYONE KNOW
HOW THE PRACTICE
ENDED LAST NIGHT?
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I DOZED OFF
DURING THE
VERDICT.
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GOOSE!
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OH, DEAR. IT SEEMS
YOU'RE STILL IT.
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[Laughing]
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[Laughing]
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[Teacher]
STEWIE, WHAT
HAVE YOU DONE?
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THAT'S NOT
THE WAY
WE PLAY.
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YOU SIT
HERE, BRAD.
STEWIE'S IT.
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OOH! AREN'T YOU
THE ONE IN CHARGE?
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[Sighs]
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LET'S SEE
NOW. DUCK,
DUCK, DUCK,
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GOOSE!
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[Crying]
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OH, COME ON, NOW! I
BARELY TOUCHED YOU!
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REALLY, STOP IT!
STOP YOUR BOO-HOOING!
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STOP IT, I SAY!
STOP IT!
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YOU SEE--YOU SEE, THIS
IS EXACTLY WHY
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PEOPLE DON'T
RESPECT THE W.N.B.A.
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HEY, GUYS,
GUYS, GET THIS.
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SO LOIS WANTS A
PART-TIME
JOB, RIGHT?
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SO I'M LIKE,
"I GOT A JOB
FOR YOU, BABY,
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RIGHT HERE."
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SEE LOOK, THIS
ZIPPER'S BEEN BROKEN
FOR OVER A MONTH.
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I GOTTA USE A
DAMN SAFETY PIN.
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HEY, IF LOIS
IS LOOKING
FOR A THRILL,
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I COULD GET
HER A JOB WITH
THE AIRLINE.
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STEWARDESSES GET
TO TRAVEL TO ALL
KINDS OF EXOTIC PLACES,
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AND THEIR
HUSBANDS FLY
ANYWHERE FOR FREE!
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FLY FOR FREE?
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SORRY, TINK, LOOKS LIKE
I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE.
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SO, WHAT? YOU'RE
JUST GONNA DUMP ME,
JUST LIKE THAT?
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YOU KNEW WHAT THIS WAS.
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A FLIGHT
ATTENDANT? WOW.
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THAT DOES
SOUND EXCITING.
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WHAT MADE YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND?
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JUST MY DESIRE
TO SEE YOU HAPPY.
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OHH!
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AND TO EXPLOIT
YOUR HARD LABOR
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FOR FREE
TRAVEL AND FUN.
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WHAT?
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SHH, I DIDN'T
SAY ANYTHING.
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GO TO SLEEP,
CRAZY LADY.
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[Snoring]
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OH, RUPERT,
I CAN'T SLEEP.
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I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU
HAVE ANY VALIUM ON YOU?
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DUH. NO, OF COURSE
NOT. YOU'RE LIVING
THE CLEAN LIFE NOW.
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IT'S THAT
PATHETIC LITTLE INSECT
IN DAYCARE, JANET.
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WHINING, INSIGNIFICANT
WISP OF FLUFF, SHE IS.
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STILL, I FIND IT
RATHER ODD
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THAT SHE'S EVEN
ON MY MIND AT ALL.
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WHAT THE DEUCE
HAS COME OVER ME?
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[Brian]
WELL, WELL, WELL.
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LOOKS LIKE
SOMEONE'S IN LOVE.
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HA! THAT'S SO FUNNY
I FORGOT TO LAUGH,
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EXCLUDING
THAT FIRST "HA."
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UH-HUH. FACE IT,
YOU'RE A SUCKER FOR A
WOMAN WITH BLUE EYES.
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AHA! HER EYES ARE GREEN!
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AHA! THANK YOU FOR
PROVING MY POINT.
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DAMN!
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[Stewie]
LOOK AT HER, LEONARD.
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SITTING THERE
WITH HER--HER
CURLY EBONY LOCKS,
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AND THOSE POUTY,
COME-HITHER LIPS.
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MY GOD, SHE'S
UNAPPEALING!
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[Child]
GO!
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WHO SAID
THAT? HMM?
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WHO'S GOT
THE BIG
DIAPERS?
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HUH?
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SHE'S GONE.
GOOD. WELL, I'M OFF.
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HI, STEWIE.
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HI, UM, AH...
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[Mumbling]
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UGH.
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LEONARD, YOU
PUDGY-FACED
APPLE JOHN!
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I WILL NOT BE
MADE A FOOL OF!
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UGH!
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HERE'S YOUR PILLOW,
SIR, AND YOUR
SPORTS ILLUSTRATED.
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MISS, HE KEEPS
PUTTING HIS ARM
ON MY ARMREST!
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IT'S MY
ARMREST!
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IT IS NOT,
STUPID HEAD!
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AND--AND HE KEEPS
TRYING TO TAKE
MY APPLE JUICE!
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I'LL BRING YOU
YOUR OWN JUICE.
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AHH! HEY! HEY, HE KEEPS
LICKING HIS FINGER
AND TOUCHING ME!
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HEY, FELLAS, I
HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY.
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[Screaming]
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[Gasping]
OH, MY GOD! WHAT AM I
GONNA... SOMEBODY HELP!
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HELP!
HELP!
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[Pilots laughing]
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THAT WAS GREAT!
LOOK AT-- LOOK AT HER!
SHE'S STILL SHAKING.
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[Laughing]
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BASTARDS.
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THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
HEY, THROW ME A
BEER, WOULD YOU?
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[Dinging]
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STEWARDESS, THE
PLANE JUST MADE
MY BEER SPILL.
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I WANT A FREE ONE.
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SIR, ALL YOUR BEERS
HAVE BEEN FREE.
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ALL 9 OF THEM.
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AND DON'T YOU
FORGET IT, FRENCHIE.
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NOW BRING ME
ANOTHER ONE
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AND GET OUT OF
MY WAY. THE MOVIE'S
STARTING.
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MORGAN FREEMAN
IN DEEP IMPACT!
OH, COME ON!
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HEY, HEY, SHOW ME
MORGAN FAIRCHILD
IN DEEP SOMETHING.
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HUH? HUH?
HUH?
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AH, YOU DON'T CARE.
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00:09:35,301 --> 00:09:36,866
HEY, FRENCHIE, IS
MY FORT READY?
228
00:09:36,934 --> 00:09:38,432
YES, MR. GRIFFIN,
EVEN THOUGH
229
00:09:38,501 --> 00:09:40,232
NO ONE ELSE HAS
ANY PILLOWS NOW.
230
00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:41,232
ALL RIGHT!
231
00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:51,431
I TELL YOU,
LEONARD, WOMEN
ARE WICKED CREATURES!
232
00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:52,832
THEIR TREACHERY
HAS PRECIPITATED
233
00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:55,332
THE DOWNFALL OF
HISTORY'S MOST
POWERFUL MEN!
234
00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:58,198
SO LET IT BE KNOWN
I WANT ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING TO DO
235
00:09:58,267 --> 00:10:00,299
WITH THE WRETCHED
ENTERPRISE OF LOVE!
236
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:01,899
JANET'S COMING.
237
00:10:04,134 --> 00:10:05,132
AH!
238
00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:08,598
AHH!
239
00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,398
[Gasps]
240
00:10:11,934 --> 00:10:12,932
YES, YES.
241
00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:14,232
HI.
242
00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:15,698
COOKIE?
243
00:10:15,768 --> 00:10:17,198
NO, NO, ACTUALLY
IT'S STEWIE,
244
00:10:17,267 --> 00:10:19,898
BUT-- WELL, YOU--
YOU CAN CALL ME
COOKIE IF YOU LIKE.
245
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:22,598
[Stuttering]
YES, I'VE ALSO BEEN
KNOWN TO ANSWER
246
00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:25,965
TO ARTIMUS, AGENT
BUCHWALD, AND SNAKE.
247
00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:28,765
YES, YES, I--I
RATHER LIKE SNAKE.
248
00:10:28,833 --> 00:10:30,232
SNAKE GRIFFIN.
249
00:10:31,834 --> 00:10:33,166
COOKIE.
250
00:10:33,235 --> 00:10:34,732
OH, OH, YOU
WANT MY COOKIE.
251
00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,266
OH, YES. BY ALL
MEANS. THERE
YOU ARE. OH--
252
00:10:37,335 --> 00:10:39,631
[Laughing]
OOPS! A LITTLE BIT
BROKE OFF THERE.
253
00:10:39,701 --> 00:10:41,499
WELL, THAT'S THE WAY
THE COOKIE CRUMBLES.
254
00:10:41,567 --> 00:10:43,265
[Laughing]
YES.
255
00:10:43,334 --> 00:10:47,065
YES. YES, YOU'LL--
YOU'LL GET THAT ONE
HALFWAY BACK TO YOUR MAT.
256
00:10:47,867 --> 00:10:48,898
[Laughing]
OH, GOD!
257
00:10:48,967 --> 00:10:50,865
OH, CUPID, HAST
THOU PIERCED ME
258
00:10:50,934 --> 00:10:52,799
WITH THINE
SWEET, SEARING ARROW?
259
00:10:52,867 --> 00:10:54,965
STOMACH, CEASE
THY LUSTFUL QUAKE.
260
00:10:55,034 --> 00:10:58,465
AHH! UNHAND ME,
WOMAN! I DON'T HAVE
GAS! I'M IN LOVE!
261
00:10:58,533 --> 00:10:59,799
[Burps]
262
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,731
WELL THEN,
I GUESS IT'S BOTH.
263
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:08,732
[Lois]
PETER, I'M HOME!
264
00:11:09,801 --> 00:11:10,898
[Sighs]
265
00:11:10,967 --> 00:11:12,199
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
266
00:11:12,267 --> 00:11:13,431
UH, MY DAY?
267
00:11:20,067 --> 00:11:21,232
HEY.
268
00:11:21,301 --> 00:11:22,866
HEY.
269
00:11:22,934 --> 00:11:24,799
YOU OK THERE,
MR. CROCODILE?
270
00:11:24,868 --> 00:11:25,932
HUH?
271
00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:27,799
WAKE UP,
WAKE UP,
WAKE UP.
272
00:11:27,868 --> 00:11:30,499
YOU NEED
SOME LOTION,
MR. BAD SKIN?
273
00:11:30,567 --> 00:11:31,599
HUH?
274
00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:32,632
HUH?
275
00:11:32,701 --> 00:11:34,232
AH-- THERE
YOU GO.
276
00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:36,032
[Screaming]
277
00:11:36,101 --> 00:11:37,466
OH, GOD!
OH GOD!
AHH!
278
00:11:37,534 --> 00:11:39,132
[Screaming]
279
00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,032
OH, UH, MY--MY--
MY--MY DAY WAS OK.
280
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,932
HEH. YOU
KNOW, THE
USUAL. HA.
281
00:11:43,001 --> 00:11:46,431
UH, HOW ABOUT-- HOW ABOUT
YOURS, MY LITTLE SKY PRINCESS?
BET IT WAS EXCITING.
282
00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:47,665
OH, YEAH.
283
00:11:47,733 --> 00:11:48,831
IF YOU LIKE
RUNNING THROUGH
A GAUNTLET
284
00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:50,898
OF DRUNK, HORNY
BUSINESSMEN. UGH.
285
00:11:50,967 --> 00:11:52,665
MY ASS FEELS
LIKE A PINCUSHION.
286
00:11:52,733 --> 00:11:54,498
I'M THINKING
OF QUITTING.
287
00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:56,199
WHAT? LOIS,
YOU CAN'T QUIT.
288
00:11:56,268 --> 00:11:58,332
WHAT IF
KURT COBAIN HAD QUIT?
289
00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,932
[Cheering]
290
00:12:00,001 --> 00:12:02,899
THANK YOU!
AND REMEMBER,
SAY NO TO DRUGS!
291
00:12:02,967 --> 00:12:04,531
[Audience cheering]
292
00:12:04,601 --> 00:12:07,032
GREAT CONCERT, KURT.
THE LABEL'S EXCITED
ABOUT YOUR 7TH ALBUM.
293
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,699
THANKS. OH, YOU
REMEMBER MY WIFE,
COURTNEY LOVE?
294
00:12:09,767 --> 00:12:10,832
WHO?
295
00:12:11,734 --> 00:12:12,965
[Sighs]
296
00:12:13,034 --> 00:12:15,765
WELL, I GUESS
I'LL GIVE IT A
LITTLE MORE TIME.
297
00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:17,398
IT'S LIKE I
ALWAYS TELL
THE KIDS,
298
00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:18,766
"A QUITTER
NEVER WINS,"
299
00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:20,166
AND, "DON'T
TRUST WHITEY."
300
00:12:20,235 --> 00:12:21,598
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
301
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,599
ALL RIGHT,
HERE I GO.
302
00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:30,865
STEWIE.
303
00:12:30,934 --> 00:12:32,865
HELLO, JANET.
HOW ABOUT A PUSH?
304
00:12:35,134 --> 00:12:36,032
AHH!
305
00:12:36,101 --> 00:12:37,799
[Laughing]
306
00:12:37,868 --> 00:12:40,999
YES. YES, I SUPPOSE
THAT WAS RATHER
FUNNY, WASN'T IT?
307
00:12:41,068 --> 00:12:44,431
YOU KNOW, IT'S
ODD, JANET. BUT WHEN
I'M WITH YOU, I'M...
308
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,066
OH, HOW DO I DESCRIBE IT?
309
00:12:46,134 --> 00:12:48,364
♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO YOUNG ♪
310
00:12:49,734 --> 00:12:53,398
♪ YOU MAKE ME
FEEL LIKE SPRING
HAS SPRUNG ♪
311
00:12:53,467 --> 00:12:56,665
♪ AND EVERY TIME
I SEE YOU GRIN ♪
312
00:12:56,733 --> 00:13:00,765
♪ OH, I'M SUCH
A HAPPY
INDIVIDUAL ♪
313
00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:04,098
♪ THE MOMENT
THAT YOU
SPEAK ♪
314
00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:08,231
♪ I WANT TO GO AND
PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK ♪
315
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:11,232
♪ I WANT TO GO
AND BOUNCE THE MOON ♪
316
00:13:11,301 --> 00:13:14,899
♪ JUST LIKE A BIG
TOY BALLOON ♪
317
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:18,498
♪ DARLING,
YOU AND I ♪
318
00:13:18,566 --> 00:13:21,231
♪ ARE JUST LIKE
A COUPLE OF TOTS ♪
319
00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:26,265
♪ RUNNING ACROSS
THE MEADOW ♪
320
00:13:26,334 --> 00:13:30,365
♪ PICKING UP LOTS
OF FORGET-ME-NOTS ♪
321
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:33,598
♪ YOU MAKE ME
FEEL SO YOUNG ♪
322
00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:37,331
♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL
THERE ARE SONGS
TO BE SUNG ♪
323
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:41,598
♪ BELLS TO BE RUNG,
AND A WONDERFUL
FLING TO BE FLUNG ♪
324
00:13:43,433 --> 00:13:46,899
♪ AND EVEN WHEN
I'M OLD AND GRAY ♪
325
00:13:46,968 --> 00:13:51,532
♪ I'M GOING TO FEEL
THE WAY I DO TODAY ♪
326
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:56,231
♪ BECAUSE YOU MAKE
ME FEEL SO YOUNG ♪
327
00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:04,331
[Speaking foreign
language]
328
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:05,832
EXCUSE ME?
329
00:14:05,901 --> 00:14:07,265
I SAID, "MAY I
HAVE A BLANKET?"
330
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:09,066
OH, YES.
OF COURSE.
331
00:14:09,135 --> 00:14:12,099
HA! I REALLY SAID
"WILL YOU BE MY WIFE?"
AND YOU SAID YES,
332
00:14:12,168 --> 00:14:14,232
SO NOW IT IS OFFICIAL.
LET ME TOUCH
YOUR FACE!
333
00:14:14,301 --> 00:14:16,732
LOIS, WE COULD
USE YOUR HELP
IN COACH.
334
00:14:16,801 --> 00:14:17,932
OK, E-EVERYONE,
335
00:14:18,001 --> 00:14:19,865
IT'S TIME FOR MY
ONE-MAN SHOW,
336
00:14:19,934 --> 00:14:22,966
WINSTON CHURCHILL,
WE HARDLY KNEW YE.
337
00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:27,231
OK, ACT 1. "I'M
WINSTON CHURCHILL. OOH.
338
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,698
"WOULD YOU
LIKE SOME TEA?
339
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:31,298
"I WOULD, BECAUSE I'M
WINSTON CHURCHILL.
340
00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:32,865
"WOULD YOU
LIKE A CRUMPET?
341
00:14:32,934 --> 00:14:35,631
"I WOULD, BECAUSE I'M
WINSTON CHURCHILL.
342
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,198
"WOULD YOU LIKE
TO WEAR KNICKERS?
343
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:38,665
"I WOULD,
BECAUSE I'M WIN--"
344
00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:40,198
MY WIFE
IS VERY ILL!
345
00:14:40,267 --> 00:14:41,366
YES, DO YOU MIND?
346
00:14:41,434 --> 00:14:43,932
I PAID $380 FOR
THIS FLIGHT.
347
00:14:44,001 --> 00:14:46,899
$380? JEEZ, I
HOPE THEY
KISSED YOU FIRST.
348
00:14:46,968 --> 00:14:48,465
THIS IS MY
4TH TRIP TODAY.
349
00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:50,333
JUST THIS MORNING,
I WENT TO KENTUCKY.
350
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,698
WAIT--WAIT-WAIT.
WAIT A SECOND.
351
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:54,499
YOU'RE TELLING ME
I FLEW ALL THE WAY
TO KENTUCKY
352
00:14:54,567 --> 00:14:56,032
TO GET SOME OF
YOUR FRIED CHICKEN,
353
00:14:56,101 --> 00:14:58,298
AND--AND THE COLONEL
ISN'T EVEN WORKING TODAY?
354
00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:00,199
HE AIN'T REAL.
HE DEAD.
355
00:15:00,268 --> 00:15:01,265
WHAT?
356
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,232
I SAY HE DEAD.
357
00:15:03,334 --> 00:15:05,032
IS MR. SANDERS IN?
358
00:15:05,101 --> 00:15:07,398
WHAT WRONG WITH
YOU? I SAY YOU HE DEAD!
359
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,165
THE COLONEL!
360
00:15:10,234 --> 00:15:12,832
MY WIFE IS A STEWARDESS,
SO I CAN FLY ANYWHERE I WANT
361
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:13,932
AND I DON'T
PAY JACK!
362
00:15:14,001 --> 00:15:15,232
PETER!
LOIS!
363
00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:21,598
YOU CONVINCED ME TO KEEP
A JOB I HATE JUST SO
YOU COULD FLY FREE?
364
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,598
YOU KNOW, IF I
TALKED REAL LOUD
LIKE THAT,
365
00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:25,532
I COULD MAKE YOU LOOK
LIKE THE BAD GUY, TOO.
366
00:15:25,601 --> 00:15:28,698
MY FEET ARE KILLING ME,
I'VE GOT VOMIT IN MY POCKET
367
00:15:28,767 --> 00:15:32,698
AND I'VE SEEN THAT CRAPPY
JULIA ROBERTS MOVIE 47 TIMES!
368
00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:34,565
HAVE YOU SEEN THE
LIPS ON THAT WOMAN?
369
00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:36,598
LIKE A
BABOON'S ASS
ON HER FACE!
370
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,999
PETER, I TOOK THIS
JOB FOR THE EXCITEMENT,
371
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:41,365
AND YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO'S HAVIN' IT ALL!
372
00:15:41,434 --> 00:15:43,631
OH, IT'S EXCITEMENT
YOU WANT, EH?
373
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:46,865
WELL, HOW WOULD
YOU LIKE TO JOIN THE
MILE-HIGH CLUB? COME ON.
374
00:15:46,934 --> 00:15:48,232
YOU'LL BE THE
STEWARDESS,
375
00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:51,632
AND I'LL BE THE
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER
WHO'S DRILLIN' YA.
376
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,998
UGH, MOVE! I
HAVE A LOT OF
WORK TO DO.
377
00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:55,332
I CAN'T.
I'M STUCK.
378
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,765
PETER, THE
PASSENGERS
NEED ME.
379
00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:58,832
NO, THEY ATE.
THEY'RE WATCHING THE
MOVIE. THEY'RE FINE.
380
00:15:58,901 --> 00:16:01,498
[With Middle eastern accent]
OK, EVERYONE! THIS
IS A HIJACKING!
381
00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:04,131
[Lois]
PETER, COULD YOU MOVE YOUR
ARM, PLEASE? JUST SLIDE OVER.
382
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,198
PLEASE.
383
00:16:05,267 --> 00:16:06,365
[Peter]
LOIS. LOIS.
384
00:16:06,434 --> 00:16:08,231
GOD, IT'S LIKE
MOVING A FUTON.
385
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,298
LOIS!
386
00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:11,365
JUST SLIDE YOUR LEG
OVER! PETER, PLEASE!
387
00:16:11,434 --> 00:16:12,432
OHH! OHH!
388
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,665
WELL, LOIS,
389
00:16:14,733 --> 00:16:17,331
AT LEAST ONE
OF US IS IN THE
MILE-HIGH CLUB.
390
00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:19,099
UGH.
391
00:16:22,001 --> 00:16:24,332
WELL, THE HIJACKING
OF FLIGHT 52 IS OVER.
392
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,732
THE PLANE HAS
SAFELY LANDED IN CUBA,
AND ALL AMERICANS ABOARD
393
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,598
ARE ON THEIR WAY
HOME WITH THE
EXCEPTION OF ONE COUPLE,
394
00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:33,832
A FAT MAN WHO IS
INEXPLICABLY MARRIED
TO AN ATTRACTIVE REDHEAD.
395
00:16:33,901 --> 00:16:36,798
HERE'S AN ARTIST
RENDERING OF WHAT
THEY MIGHT LOOK LIKE.
396
00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:42,099
WELL, I JUST
CALLED BRIAN.
397
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,965
HE'S GONNA WATCH
THE KIDS TILL
WE GET BACK.
398
00:16:44,034 --> 00:16:45,832
WHEN WILL OUR
PASSPORTS ARRIVE?
399
00:16:45,901 --> 00:16:47,464
[Spanish accent]
CHECK BACK IN 2 WEEKS.
400
00:16:47,533 --> 00:16:49,665
2 WEEKS? BUT I
HAVE A BABY
AT HOME!
401
00:16:49,734 --> 00:16:52,433
WE WOULD HAVE SENT
YOU BACK WITH THE
OTHER PASSENGERS,
402
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:55,065
BUT, UH, WE DIDN'T
KNOW YOU WERE STUCK
IN THE BATHROOM.
403
00:16:55,134 --> 00:16:56,866
WE WEREN'T
DOING WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING.
404
00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:57,866
I WAS.
HMM.
405
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,398
WE APOLOGIZE
FOR THE HIJACKING.
406
00:16:59,467 --> 00:17:00,865
AH, THAT'S OK.
407
00:17:00,934 --> 00:17:02,866
Y'KNOW, YOU PEOPLE
ARE NOTHING LIKE
THE COMMUNISTS
408
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:04,164
THEY SHOW ON T.V.
409
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:06,464
[Announcer]
WE NOW RETURN TO
THE COMMUNISTS.
410
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,898
[With Russian accent]
I HEAR REPORT CARDS WERE
HANDED OUT TODAY.
411
00:17:11,967 --> 00:17:13,598
WHAT WERE
YOUR GRADES?
412
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:14,631
UH...
413
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,331
UH...
UH...
414
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,998
QUIT STALIN
AND ANSWER
YOUR FATHER.
415
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:20,398
[Laugh track laughing]
416
00:17:20,467 --> 00:17:23,231
GO AHEAD,
HONEY, AND TELL
US YOUR MARX.
417
00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:24,932
[Laugh track laughing]
418
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,698
DO I
KHRUSHCHEV?
419
00:17:26,767 --> 00:17:28,866
DID SOMEBODY
SAY "KHRUSHCHEV"?
420
00:17:28,934 --> 00:17:31,166
♪[Electro-funk music playing]
421
00:17:35,467 --> 00:17:38,131
I SAY, JANET, DO
YOU LIKE THIS COUCH?
422
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,832
OH, YOU TRULY ARE
BEAUTIFUL. YOU KNOW THAT?
423
00:17:40,901 --> 00:17:43,365
OH, JANET, OUR
FUTURE IS SO BRIGHT.
424
00:17:43,434 --> 00:17:44,398
COOKIE?
425
00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:46,332
OH, YES. THERE'LL
BE LOTS OF COOKIES
426
00:17:46,401 --> 00:17:47,632
AND THERE'LL
BE DANCING AND
427
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,498
CHRISTMAS MORNINGS,
AND ARGUMENTS
428
00:17:49,566 --> 00:17:51,966
OVER THE PROPER WAY
TO DISCIPLINE THE
CHILDREN, AND...
429
00:17:55,268 --> 00:17:56,199
WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
430
00:17:56,268 --> 00:17:57,598
WHO THE
HELL IS THIS?
431
00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:59,433
LOOK, JANET, IS
THERE SOMETHING
YOU NEED TO TELL ME?
432
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,066
BECAUSE IF I'M
THE ONLY ONE
IN THIS THING,
433
00:18:01,134 --> 00:18:02,898
WELL, I THINK
I DESERVE TO KNOW.
434
00:18:03,901 --> 00:18:06,231
I SEE. YOUR
SILENCE SAYS IT ALL.
435
00:18:11,266 --> 00:18:13,499
♪[Caribbean music playing]
436
00:18:28,134 --> 00:18:29,665
[Sighs]
WELL, THIS IS
JUST GREAT.
437
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,431
HOW THE HELL
ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO GET HOME?
438
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:34,365
LOOK, ALL WE GOTTA DO IS
GET SOME FAKE PASSPORTS
ON THE BLACK MARKET.
439
00:18:34,434 --> 00:18:35,699
[Lois]
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
440
00:18:35,767 --> 00:18:37,965
YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA FIND THE
BLACK MARKET!
441
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,399
OH, THAT'S WHAT YOU
SAID ABOUT THAT
BACK-ALLEY ABORTIONIST.
442
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,499
DON'T GET ME WRONG.
I'M GLAD YOU
CHANGED YOUR MIND.
443
00:18:42,567 --> 00:18:43,898
THE POINT IS,
I FOUND THE GUY.
444
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:46,698
[Child laughing]
445
00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:48,032
OK, THERE
SHE IS.
446
00:18:48,934 --> 00:18:49,999
[Laughing]
447
00:18:50,068 --> 00:18:52,565
THAT IS, THAT IS
ABSOLUTELY CLASSIC!
448
00:18:52,634 --> 00:18:54,866
MELINDA, YOU'RE
AN UTTER DELIGHT.
449
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,831
OH, HELLO,
JANET. YES--YES,
YOU KNOW MELINDA.
450
00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,331
YES, IT SEEMS
SHE'S, UM...
451
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,632
OH, WHAT DID
WE FIGURE
OUT, DEAR?
452
00:19:00,701 --> 00:19:02,231
WAS IT--WAS IT
1? NO, 2.
453
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,698
YES, SHE'S 2
WEEKS YOUNGER
THAN YOU.
454
00:19:04,767 --> 00:19:07,699
JUST LOOK AT
THAT BUTT! THAT
IS A TIGHT BUTT!
455
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,598
DAMN! NOT EVEN
A SECOND GLANCE!
456
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,865
THIS IS WHAT YOU
CALL "DOLLED UP"?
457
00:19:13,933 --> 00:19:16,798
LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU
SAVE YOURSELF YEARS
OF SEXUAL AMBIGUITY
458
00:19:16,867 --> 00:19:18,498
AND GET FITTED
FOR A PAIR OF
DOC MARTENS
459
00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:20,331
AND A PLAID
FLANNEL SHIRT?
460
00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:26,065
THERE IT IS!
THE BLACK MARKET!
461
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:28,165
LOIS, IF WE DON'T MAKE
IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE,
462
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:29,498
I--I SHOULD TELL YA,
463
00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:31,498
I--I--I PROMISED MY
FIRST GIRLFRIEND
464
00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:33,431
WE'D MEET UP IN
HEAVEN. I--I WAS LYIN'.
465
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:36,432
BUT--BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW,
IT'S SOMETHING WE
MIGHT HAVE TO DEAL WITH.
466
00:19:39,834 --> 00:19:41,464
♪[Muzak playing]
467
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,065
[Spanish accent]
OK. 2 AMERICAN
PASSPORTS.
468
00:19:53,134 --> 00:19:55,332
WOULD YOU
LIKE TO JOIN THE
BLACK MARKET CLUB?
469
00:19:55,401 --> 00:19:57,099
10 PERCENT
OFF YOUR
FIRST PURCHASE.
470
00:19:57,167 --> 00:19:59,698
NO, THANK YOU.
WE'RE NOT
FROM THE AREA.
471
00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:02,098
PETER, JUST
PAY THE MAN.
472
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,298
DO YOU ACCEPT
BITS OF STRING?
473
00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:05,699
SORRY. STORE POLICY.
474
00:20:07,334 --> 00:20:10,165
BUT YOU KNOW, THERE
IS ANOTHER WAY
FOR YOU TO TRAVEL.
475
00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:14,632
[Sighs]
IT'S OVER, LEONARD.
476
00:20:14,701 --> 00:20:17,432
I SUPPOSE I
SHOULD BE GRATEFUL
TO THAT SAUCY HARLOT.
477
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,599
SHE TAUGHT
ME A VALUABLE
LESSON.
478
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,432
THERE'S REALLY NO
SUCH THING AS LOVE.
479
00:20:21,501 --> 00:20:23,199
IT'S JUST A
PUFFED-UP WORD,
480
00:20:23,268 --> 00:20:25,799
USED BY MADISON AVENUE
TO SELL THEIR SKIN CREAMS
481
00:20:25,868 --> 00:20:27,465
AND 2-SEATER CARS.
482
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:29,999
OH, IT'S NO USE!
483
00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:31,866
SHE SWIMS IN
MY BLOOD NOW.
484
00:20:31,934 --> 00:20:33,999
I MUST HAVE HER!
485
00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:36,599
DARLING, WHY ARE
WE TORMENTING
OURSELVES LIKE THIS?
486
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:38,164
WE'RE PERFECT
FOR EACH OTHER.
487
00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:40,632
I ADMIT WE'VE
GOT OUR PROBLEMS,
LIKE ANY COUPLE, BUT
488
00:20:40,701 --> 00:20:42,166
TRUE LOVE
CONQUERS ALL!
489
00:20:42,233 --> 00:20:43,798
I LIKE YOU.
490
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,832
YOU LIKE ME?
491
00:20:46,234 --> 00:20:47,398
OH!
492
00:20:47,467 --> 00:20:49,732
OH, WELL, IT'S
NOT LOVE, BUT
IT'S A START!
493
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,832
OH, JANET, YOU'VE MADE
ME THE HAPPIEST MAN
IN THE WHOLE WORLD!
494
00:20:52,901 --> 00:20:53,999
COOKIE?
495
00:20:54,068 --> 00:20:55,732
OH, YES, OF COURSE YOU
CAN HAVE A COOKIE.
496
00:20:55,801 --> 00:20:56,999
STAY RIGHT
THERE.
497
00:20:58,567 --> 00:20:59,498
"COOKIE."
498
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:01,732
COOKIE.
499
00:21:02,467 --> 00:21:03,465
COOKIE.
500
00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:05,366
COOKIE.
501
00:21:07,134 --> 00:21:09,199
YOU DON'T
CARE ABOUT ME!
502
00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:10,832
IT'S MY COOKIES!
503
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:12,565
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN
THE DAMN COOKIES!
504
00:21:12,634 --> 00:21:15,465
WELL, SUGAR, THE
BAKERY JUST CLOSED!
505
00:21:15,533 --> 00:21:17,532
YOU'LL HAVE TO GET
YOUR FILL SOMEWHERE ELSE,
506
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,432
YOU OATMEAL-RAISIN-
LOVING TART!
507
00:21:21,201 --> 00:21:22,699
DON'T LET HER SEE
YOU CRY, OLD MAN.
508
00:21:22,767 --> 00:21:24,398
DON'T LET HER
SEE YOU CRY!
509
00:21:25,967 --> 00:21:28,398
WELL, WE'RE
FINALLY GOING HOME.
510
00:21:28,467 --> 00:21:30,932
I'M SORRY I
TRICKED YOU INTO
THAT JOB, HONEY.
511
00:21:31,001 --> 00:21:32,766
YOU DESERVE TO
HAVE A MORE
EXCITIN' LIFE.
512
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,233
OH, PETER.
513
00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:37,498
BEING MARRIED TO YOU
GIVES ME ALL THE
EXCITEMENT I CAN HANDLE.
514
00:21:37,567 --> 00:21:39,098
I MEAN, LOOK AT
US. ON A BOAT,
515
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:40,699
IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE ATLANTIC,
516
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:43,531
UNDER THE MOONLIGHT,
SURROUNDED BY REFUGEES.
517
00:21:43,601 --> 00:21:45,066
YEAH. UH,
ABOUT THAT,
518
00:21:45,134 --> 00:21:47,665
UH, YOU KNOW,
MIGUEL OVER THERE HAS
HAD HIS EYE ON YOU,
519
00:21:47,734 --> 00:21:49,399
AND HIS WIFE,
ROSA, IS
VERY OPEN.
520
00:21:49,467 --> 00:21:51,499
WHAT?
NO, NOTHIN'.
THIS IS NICE.
521
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,798
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