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OH, MY. TOMATOES
ARE $3.99 A POUND.
2
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THAT'S SO HIGH.
ISN'T THAT HIGH?
3
00:00:08,934 --> 00:00:10,565
IT SEEMS SO HIGH.
4
00:00:10,634 --> 00:00:12,065
OH, THIS IS INTERMINABLE!
5
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I DEMAND TO KNOW
WHY YOU INSIST ON
6
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TAKING ME
EVERYWHERE YOU GO!
7
00:00:15,767 --> 00:00:18,766
I MEAN, REALLY! WHAT COULD
POSSIBLY HAPPEN IF YOU
LEFT ME HOME BY MYSELF?
8
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GREAT PARTY,
GRIFF.
9
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GIRLS, YOU KNOW
JIMMY CAAN.
10
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JIMMY, MAKE
YOURSELF
AT HOME.
11
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HEY, THANKS.
12
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OH!
13
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I MEANT, HAVE A
CHEESE DOODLE. BUT...
14
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WHATEVER. IT'S A PARTY.
15
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HMM, INSTANT
STUFFING OR INSTANT
MASHED POTATOES?
16
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THE CHOICES ARE SO--
17
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[Loud crashing]
18
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CLEANUP ON
AISLE 3!
19
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I GOT IT!
20
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PETER,
WHERE'S CHRIS?
21
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HEH, HEH.
I LOVE YOU,
SHE-HULK.
22
00:00:45,334 --> 00:00:47,665
ALL RIGHT, SON.
I'M GONNA NEED
THOSE 2 HAMS BACK.
23
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WH-- I--I DON'T
HAVE ANY HAMS.
24
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LIFT UP YOUR
SHIRT, SON.
25
00:00:51,067 --> 00:00:52,965
I NEED AN ADULT!
I NEED AN ADULT!
26
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YOU'RE NOT
A SHOPLIFTER!
27
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YOU'RE JUST A
FAT KID. HUH.
28
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SORRY ABOUT THAT,
FATTY FAT FATTY.
29
00:00:58,300 --> 00:00:59,999
HEY, TOM! HE'S
JUST A FAT KID!
30
00:01:00,068 --> 00:01:02,765
AREN'T YOU, FATTY?
YOU'RE JUST A
BIG OL' FAT KID.
31
00:01:02,833 --> 00:01:03,998
HERE'S SOME
CHOCOLATE,
FATSO.
32
00:01:04,067 --> 00:01:05,231
THANKS!
33
00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:06,865
HEY BRIAN,
FLEA COLLARS
ARE ON SALE.
34
00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:08,465
UH, TOO MANY
CHEMICALS.
35
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THIS YEAR I'M GONNA TRY
A MORE NATURAL ALTERNATIVE.
36
00:01:10,901 --> 00:01:14,065
AH! AH, AH! SORRY, DR. LING.
I--I GUESS I'M NERVOUS.
37
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THIS WHOLE THING
IS A LITTLE WEIRD.
38
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[Scottish accent]
AH, NEVER YOU
FEAR, LADDIE-BUCK.
39
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I'VE BEEN
DOING THIS
ALL ME LIFE.
40
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YOU SEE, THE
REASON YOUR FLEAS
ARE DRAWN TO YA,
41
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IS YOUR KIDNEY
ENERGY IS BEING
BLOCKED BY A DARK CHI.
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OR WHAT WE CALL
IN MY COUNTRY,
WEE-FUNG-CHOW-HU.
43
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HEY, DOC. D'YOU HAVE
TO KEEP THOSE 2 BOXES
RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER?
44
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WHY?
WHAT DO
THEY SAY?
45
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I THINK WE'RE
THROUGH HERE.
46
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♪ IT SEEMS TODAY
THAT ALL YOU SEE ♪
47
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♪ IS VIOLENCE IN MOVIES
AND SEX ON T.V. ♪
48
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♪ BUT WHERE ARE THOSE GOOD,
OLD-FASHIONED VALUES ♪
49
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♪ ON WHICH WE USED TO RELY? ♪
50
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♪ LUCKY THERE'S A FAMILY GUY ♪
51
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♪ LUCKY THERE'S A MAN WHO'LL
POSITIVELY TELL YOU ♪
52
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♪ ALL THE THINGS
THAT MAKE US ♪
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♪ LAUGH 'N' CRY ♪
54
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♪ HE'S A FAMILY GUY ♪
55
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[People murmuring]
56
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ATTENTION, WORLD LEADERS.
57
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I HAVE 137
NUCLEAR WARHEADS TRAINED
58
00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,032
ON EVERY CAPITAL
CITY AROUND THE GLOBE.
59
00:02:17,101 --> 00:02:19,598
THE WORLD IS NOW
UNDER MY CONTROL!
60
00:02:19,667 --> 00:02:20,765
BUT OH, NO!
61
00:02:20,834 --> 00:02:21,899
I'M NAKED!
62
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[All laughing]
63
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AH, WHAT THE DEUCE?
64
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AHH! FLEAS!
65
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AHH!
66
00:02:31,566 --> 00:02:32,631
[Skidding]
67
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DAMN YOU, MOP 'N GLO.
68
00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:39,198
WAKE UP, LEONA!
69
00:02:39,266 --> 00:02:42,166
THIS DECREPIT HOOVERVILLE
IS INFESTED WITH SOMETHING
BESIDES IDIOTS!
70
00:02:42,235 --> 00:02:43,732
OH, MY GOSH!
STEWIE,
71
00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,332
YOU'VE GOT BUGS
ON YOUR JAMMIES.
72
00:02:45,401 --> 00:02:46,331
PETER, WAKE UP!
73
00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,332
WHAT?
W-W-W--
74
00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,831
STEWIE'S COVERED
WITH FLEAS!
75
00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:51,132
OH, THAT'S NOTHING.
ONCE WHEN I WAS A KID,
76
00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:52,266
I WAS COVERED WITH TICKS.
77
00:02:52,334 --> 00:02:54,099
PETER, IT'S
NOT A CONTEST.
78
00:02:54,168 --> 00:02:55,498
WELL, IT WAS BACK THEN.
79
00:02:56,733 --> 00:02:58,665
[Gasps]
OH, NO.
BRIAN.
80
00:02:58,733 --> 00:03:02,299
THAT'S IT! TIME FOR DOGGIE
TO GO THE WAY OF OLD YELLER.
81
00:03:02,368 --> 00:03:04,433
OLD YELLER,
DID I GET A CALL
FROM TONY?
82
00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:07,665
OH, YEAH. HE, UH, HE
LEFT A MESSAGE. I
FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
83
00:03:07,733 --> 00:03:08,965
IS IT ON THE MACHINE?
84
00:03:09,034 --> 00:03:10,732
[Inhales]
I ERASED IT.
85
00:03:11,601 --> 00:03:13,565
ALL RIGHT, OUT BACK.
86
00:03:13,634 --> 00:03:15,832
NO, MA. YELLER'S
MY DOG.
87
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I'LL DO IT.
88
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AW, COME ON!
HE'LL CALL BACK!
89
00:03:20,101 --> 00:03:21,265
[Grunting]
90
00:03:22,567 --> 00:03:24,065
BRIAN, ARE
YOU OK?
91
00:03:24,134 --> 00:03:25,931
OK? HA HA!
OK?
92
00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,066
I'M COVERED IN
FLEAS, LADY! I'M
LOSING IT HERE!
93
00:03:28,134 --> 00:03:29,232
GET A HOLD
OF YOURSELF!
94
00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:30,365
[Slapping]
95
00:03:30,434 --> 00:03:32,698
OW! PETER, YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO HIT BRIAN!
96
00:03:32,767 --> 00:03:35,165
DAD, I'M ITCHY!
I'M ITCHY!
97
00:03:35,234 --> 00:03:36,965
[Meg]
OUT OF MY WAY, WIDE LOAD!
98
00:03:37,034 --> 00:03:39,032
MOM, THERE'S
FLEAS ALL OVER
THE HOUSE!
99
00:03:39,101 --> 00:03:40,631
THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING
TO DO,
100
00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:42,465
LEARN THE LANGUAGE
OF THE FLEAS,
101
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EARN THEIR TRUST,
102
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THEN BREED WITH
THEIR WOMEN.
103
00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,598
AND IN TIME,
OUR DIFFERENCES
WILL BE FORGOTTEN.
104
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CALL THE DAMN
EXTERMINATOR!
105
00:03:49,734 --> 00:03:50,732
[Sirens in distance]
106
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HMM.
107
00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,665
[Alarm sounding]
108
00:03:55,733 --> 00:03:57,732
WE GOT A 602 AT
31 SPOONER STREET!
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[Both gasping]
110
00:04:02,266 --> 00:04:03,298
LOGAN,
LET'S GO!
111
00:04:03,366 --> 00:04:05,498
I CAN'T.
I, UH...
112
00:04:05,567 --> 00:04:06,932
I JUST CAN'T.
113
00:04:07,001 --> 00:04:08,965
WHAT'S WITH
YOU, LOGAN? YOU
LOOK LIKE HELL.
114
00:04:09,034 --> 00:04:11,165
FLAHERTY, HE
JUST WATCHED HIS
WIFE AND KID
115
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GET CARRIED
AWAY BY 7 MILLION
FIRE ANTS.
116
00:04:13,367 --> 00:04:15,899
I DON'T WANT TO MEET
THE MAN WHO LOOKS
GOOD AFTER THAT.
117
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[Tires screech]
118
00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:20,799
[Man]
GO! GO!
119
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MY GOD!
120
00:04:33,867 --> 00:04:35,265
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
121
00:04:35,334 --> 00:04:37,432
[Screaming]
122
00:04:44,167 --> 00:04:45,298
[Glass breaking]
123
00:04:56,734 --> 00:04:57,998
THEY'RE ON THE CARPET!
124
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GOT ONE OVER HERE!
125
00:05:01,433 --> 00:05:03,531
IT'S NO GOOD! THERE'S
TOO MANY OF THEM!
126
00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:04,598
[Gun jamming]
127
00:05:06,134 --> 00:05:07,665
[All groaning]
128
00:05:09,133 --> 00:05:10,065
[Grunts]
129
00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:13,032
WHAT DO
WE DO NOW?
130
00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:14,865
WHAT THE HELL
DO WE DO NOW?
131
00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:16,565
WE PRAY.
132
00:05:16,634 --> 00:05:17,699
[Gunshot fires]
133
00:05:17,768 --> 00:05:19,433
[All]
HUH?
134
00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:21,799
[Laughing]
LOGAN, YOU SON
OF A BITCH!
135
00:05:21,867 --> 00:05:23,632
YOU THINK I'D
MISS THIS PARTY?
136
00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:26,531
[Dish breaks]
137
00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,298
I FEEL TERRIBLE
ABOUT THIS
WHOLE THING.
138
00:05:28,367 --> 00:05:31,065
LOOK, WHY DON'T I JUST
PUT US UP AT A NICE HOTEL
FOR A COUPLA DAYS?
139
00:05:31,134 --> 00:05:32,665
OH, THAT'S A
GREAT IDEA,
BRIAN.
140
00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:34,065
IT'LL BE
LIKE A LITTLE
VACATION.
141
00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:36,165
WELL, YOU MIGHT
WANT TO BRING
SOME CASH WITH YA.
142
00:05:36,234 --> 00:05:38,465
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
SOME PLACES DON'T
TAKE CREDIT CARDS.
143
00:05:38,534 --> 00:05:40,498
BUT, MISTER, I
NEED REAL MONEY.
144
00:05:40,567 --> 00:05:41,965
I CAN'T TAKE
A CREDIT CARD.
145
00:05:42,034 --> 00:05:43,999
OH, I SEE.
CASH ONLY,
HUH, HUH?
146
00:05:44,068 --> 00:05:45,665
NO PAPER
TRAIL? HUH? WHAT
ARE YOU SELLING?
147
00:05:45,733 --> 00:05:47,366
REEFER, CRACK,
SMACK, HORSE,
148
00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:48,899
X, SHROOMS,
DUST, METH?
149
00:05:48,967 --> 00:05:50,998
IN MY
NEIGHBORHOOD?
I DON'T THINK SO!
150
00:05:51,067 --> 00:05:52,266
[Crying]
151
00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:57,298
[Lois]
OH, MY. WHAT A
LOVELY ROOM.
152
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[Sniffs]
OH, AND IT'S
SO CLEAN.
153
00:05:59,434 --> 00:06:02,499
WELL, I THINK THE
ULTRAVIOLET SCANNING LIGHT
WILL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.
154
00:06:02,567 --> 00:06:04,266
I PICKED THIS UP ON
DATELINE FROM
155
00:06:04,334 --> 00:06:06,398
THAT YUMMY
EXOSKELETON,
MARIA SHRIVER.
156
00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:08,898
[Stewie]
MMM-HMM,
157
00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:11,832
JUST AS I
THOUGHT. OATMEAL,
SPITTLE,
158
00:06:11,901 --> 00:06:13,464
SEMEN!
159
00:06:13,533 --> 00:06:16,232
THIS MUST BE WHERE
WILFORD BRIMLEY WAS
STRANGLED BY BOB CRANE!
160
00:06:17,633 --> 00:06:18,898
[Peter]
CANNONBALL!
161
00:06:19,967 --> 00:06:22,132
JUMP IN, HONEY.
DON'T BE AFRAID.
162
00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,264
THE TURTLE WILL
KEEP YOU SAFE.
163
00:06:24,333 --> 00:06:27,266
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE,
I'M TO ENTRUST MY
LIFE TO A TURTLE?
164
00:06:27,335 --> 00:06:29,398
NATURE'S "D" STUDENT?
165
00:06:29,467 --> 00:06:30,465
OH!
166
00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:33,899
[Coughing]
167
00:06:33,968 --> 00:06:35,565
OH, THIS IS
MARVELOUS!
168
00:06:35,633 --> 00:06:37,965
I FEEL LIKE A YOUNG
JOHNNY WEISSMULLER.
169
00:06:38,034 --> 00:06:39,865
HEY, CHRIS, AREN'T
YOU COMING IN?
170
00:06:39,934 --> 00:06:41,865
UH, CAN I SWIM
WITH MY SHIRT ON?
171
00:06:41,934 --> 00:06:44,332
NO. YOU CAN'T SWIM
WITH YOUR SHIRT ON.
172
00:06:44,401 --> 00:06:46,699
W-WAIT A SECOND.
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING
UNDER YOUR SHIRT?
173
00:06:46,767 --> 00:06:48,831
DO YOU HAVE
BRUISES? DID
SOMEBODY HIT YOU?
174
00:06:48,901 --> 00:06:50,632
LOIS, WHAT
DID YOU DO
TO MY SON?
175
00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:53,265
WILL YOU KEEP YOUR
VOICE DOWN? YOU'RE
EMBARRASSING HIM.
176
00:06:53,334 --> 00:06:57,099
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
IF I WANTED TO EMBARRASS HIM,
I'D DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
177
00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,332
HEY, HEY,
EVERYBODY!
178
00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,299
HEY, LOOK WHAT
CHRIS GRIFFIN'S
FATHER,
179
00:07:00,367 --> 00:07:01,599
PETER GRIFFIN'S
DOING!
180
00:07:03,167 --> 00:07:04,465
[All]
EWW!
181
00:07:04,533 --> 00:07:05,899
STOP IT!
182
00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:08,499
CHRIS, WHY DON'T
YOU WANT TO TAKE
YOUR SHIRT OFF?
183
00:07:08,567 --> 00:07:10,232
[Whining]
OH, BECAUSE
I'M FAT.
184
00:07:10,301 --> 00:07:12,899
OH, HONEY, NO
ONE THINKS
YOU'RE FAT.
185
00:07:12,967 --> 00:07:16,098
I'M SORRY, SIR. YOU
CAN'T PARK YOUR VAN
ON THE DIVING BOARD.
186
00:07:16,167 --> 00:07:17,532
THIS IS
MY SON!
187
00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:18,765
OH, MY
APOLOGIES.
188
00:07:18,834 --> 00:07:22,098
HEY, TOM! HE'S
NOT A VAN! HE'S
JUST A FAT KID!
189
00:07:22,934 --> 00:07:24,298
DON'T LISTEN
TO HIM, CHRIS.
190
00:07:24,367 --> 00:07:26,231
I'M GONNA GO
GET YOU A SODA.
YOU WAIT HERE.
191
00:07:34,767 --> 00:07:36,465
I SAY, HELLO!
YOU THERE,
192
00:07:36,534 --> 00:07:37,932
I'M READY
TO GET OUT!
193
00:07:38,001 --> 00:07:40,265
SOMEBODY! OH, MY!
WHAT WAS THAT?
194
00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:41,298
[Water bubbling]
195
00:07:41,367 --> 00:07:43,465
WELL, HELLO,
MR. WATER JET.
196
00:07:48,667 --> 00:07:50,266
STEWIE, ARE YOU READY TO--
GO AWAY!
197
00:07:50,335 --> 00:07:51,598
YOU'RE NOT
FAT, CHRIS.
198
00:07:51,667 --> 00:07:53,832
YOU JUST COME
FROM A LONG LINE
OF HUSKY GRIFFINS.
199
00:07:53,901 --> 00:07:56,665
LIKE YOUR
GREAT-GREAT-GREAT
UNCLE, JABBA THE GRIFFIN.
200
00:07:56,734 --> 00:08:01,765
RAJA NABADUA GOLA
WOOKIE NIPPLE PINCHIE.
201
00:08:01,834 --> 00:08:03,631
HONEY, IF
YOU WANNA
LOSE WEIGHT,
202
00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:05,166
I'LL PUT
YOU ON A DIET,
203
00:08:05,233 --> 00:08:07,198
AND YOUR
FATHER CAN HELP
YOU EXERCISE.
204
00:08:07,266 --> 00:08:08,498
REALLY?
205
00:08:08,567 --> 00:08:10,198
WHY DON'T YOU
DO WHAT THE
SUPERMODELS DO?
206
00:08:10,267 --> 00:08:11,831
STICK YOUR
FINGER DOWN
YOUR THROAT,
207
00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:13,431
AND THROW UP TILL
YOU'RE SKINNY.
208
00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:15,098
CHRIS, DON'T LISTEN
TO YOUR SISTER.
209
00:08:15,167 --> 00:08:18,698
STICKING YOUR
FINGER DOWN YOUR THROAT
DOESN'T MAKE YOU THROW UP.
210
00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:26,264
PETER, YOU OK?
211
00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:32,531
MEATLOAF FOR
US, AND A
VERY SPECIAL,
212
00:08:32,601 --> 00:08:33,665
VERY
DELICIOUS,
213
00:08:33,734 --> 00:08:35,832
STEAMED VEGETABLE
DISH FOR CHRIS.
214
00:08:35,901 --> 00:08:36,999
[Sniffs]
215
00:08:37,068 --> 00:08:39,365
OH, I HATE VEGETABLES.
216
00:08:39,434 --> 00:08:41,065
HONEY, THEY'RE
GOOD FOR YOU.
217
00:08:41,134 --> 00:08:42,731
OH.
218
00:08:42,801 --> 00:08:44,632
IT TASTES
LIKE A MONKEY.
219
00:08:44,701 --> 00:08:47,065
A MONKEY THAT'S
PAST HIS PRIME.
220
00:08:47,133 --> 00:08:49,665
MMM, THIS MEATLOAF IS A
SYMPHONY OF FLAVOR.
221
00:08:49,733 --> 00:08:51,132
IT'S TOO BAD YOU
CAN'T HAVE SOME.
222
00:08:51,201 --> 00:08:52,732
IT'S PRACTICALLY
ORGASMIC!
223
00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,431
OH, YES!
224
00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:56,898
YES! OHHH!
225
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[Gasps]
OHH!
226
00:08:58,233 --> 00:09:00,465
YES! YES!
227
00:09:00,534 --> 00:09:02,099
I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING.
228
00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:05,032
[Peter]
OK, CHRIS.
229
00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:06,865
TIME FOR SOME
GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED
EXERCISE.
230
00:09:06,934 --> 00:09:08,065
LIKE THOSE
GUYS ARE DOING.
231
00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:09,366
I SAY, PHINEAS,
232
00:09:09,434 --> 00:09:11,466
GREAT DAY TO BE
DOING SQUAT THRUSTS,
233
00:09:11,534 --> 00:09:14,132
AND LIFTING OUR
HUGE TRIANGULAR
IRON WEIGHTS!
234
00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,498
HUP, HUP, HO!
235
00:09:15,567 --> 00:09:17,032
HUP, HUP, HO!
HUP!
236
00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:18,799
DAD, I DON'T
LIKE RUNNING.
237
00:09:18,868 --> 00:09:20,966
THE SOUND OF
MY THIGHS
SCRAPING TOGETHER
238
00:09:21,034 --> 00:09:22,599
HURTS MY EARS.
239
00:09:24,734 --> 00:09:25,899
HEY, A TWINKIE!
240
00:09:25,968 --> 00:09:27,965
[Laughing]
241
00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:29,465
I'M GONNA GET YOU!
242
00:09:31,067 --> 00:09:32,331
[Grunting]
243
00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,798
COME ON. YOU
CAN DO IT. FEEL
THE BURN, CHRIS.
244
00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:35,866
FEEL THE
BURN.
245
00:09:35,934 --> 00:09:36,932
AHH!
246
00:09:41,801 --> 00:09:44,532
ATTA BOY. ALL THE
WAY UPSTREAM, BUDDY.
247
00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:46,132
[Bear growling]
248
00:09:46,201 --> 00:09:47,731
[Chris screaming]
249
00:09:48,734 --> 00:09:50,065
OK--OK, JUST RELAX.
250
00:09:50,134 --> 00:09:52,665
TR-TRY TO SOIL YOURSELF,
LIKE WE PRACTICED.
251
00:09:54,401 --> 00:09:56,866
DAD, THIS SAYS
I GAINED WEIGHT.
252
00:09:56,934 --> 00:09:58,998
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT.
253
00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:02,065
WHAT THE
HELL IS THAT?
254
00:10:03,801 --> 00:10:05,298
[Gasping]
255
00:10:05,366 --> 00:10:06,799
OH!
256
00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,598
BOVINE LUMMOX!
257
00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:10,598
[Panting]
OH!
258
00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:11,998
OH, GOD!
259
00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,599
I TELL YOU, CLEVELAND,
HE'S BEEN WORKING
OUT ALL WEEK
260
00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:18,065
AND HE HASN'T
LOST A POUND.
261
00:10:18,133 --> 00:10:20,798
PETER, IF YOU'RE THIS
DESPERATE ABOUT
CHRIS'S WEIGHT,
262
00:10:20,867 --> 00:10:23,432
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
SUCK THE FAT OUT?
263
00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,499
LOOK, IF YOU CAN FIND
A HOLE ON THE BOY THAT
264
00:10:25,567 --> 00:10:27,399
YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR
LIPS ON, BE MY GUEST.
265
00:10:27,467 --> 00:10:30,265
I'M TALKING
ABOUT LIPOSUCTION.
266
00:10:30,334 --> 00:10:33,332
MY BROTHER
BRODERICK'S A
COSMETIC SURGEON.
267
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,531
IS--IS HE GOOD?
268
00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,965
WELL, NELL CARTER
USED TO BE TWICE AS BIG
269
00:10:37,034 --> 00:10:39,332
BEFORE BRODERICK
GOT THROUGH WITH HER.
270
00:10:39,401 --> 00:10:42,531
F.Y.I. HE USED THE
FAT HE TOOK OUT OF HER
271
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,899
TO MAKE THE 2 KIDS
FROM GOOD BURGER.
272
00:10:46,801 --> 00:10:49,765
THIS IS A
VERY SAFE
PROCEDURE, SON.
273
00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:51,532
YOU WON'T
FEEL A THING.
274
00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:53,232
I'M LIKE A GREEN
BERET, YOU KNOW?
275
00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:55,865
I--I SNEAK INSIDE YOU
AND I SKULK AROUND
276
00:10:55,934 --> 00:10:57,665
LIKE IT'S VIETNAM
OR SOMETHING, AND,
277
00:10:57,734 --> 00:10:59,865
AND I'M SNEAKING THROUGH
THE BUSH, YOU KNOW?
278
00:10:59,934 --> 00:11:01,998
AND I GET ALL THAT
FAT LIKE THE
FAT'S MY BUDDIES
279
00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:04,265
STUCK BEHIND ENEMY LINES,
OR SOMETHING, Y'KNOW,
280
00:11:04,334 --> 00:11:07,398
AND WHEN I GOT
ALL MY BUDDIES,
I SNEAK OUT AGAIN.
281
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:10,832
I'M VERY MYSTERIOUS
WHEN I'M INSIDE YOU,
Y'KNOW. LIKE, UM,
282
00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:13,098
UM, LIKE THE WIND, YOU KNOW.
283
00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:18,331
OH, GOOD
BOY, STEWIE.
CLEAN PLATE.
284
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:19,765
ALTHOUGH I
THINK YOU GOT--
285
00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:21,765
YES, YES! I GOT MORE OF
IT ON ME THAN IN ME.
286
00:11:21,833 --> 00:11:23,265
YES, THAT ONE
NEVER GETS OLD, LOIS.
287
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,698
HERE'S YOUR
DESSERT, SWEETIE.
DIG IN.
288
00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:27,265
I'LL EAT IT WHEN I'M READY!
289
00:11:27,334 --> 00:11:28,832
HI.
I'M READY!
290
00:11:28,901 --> 00:11:30,499
WELL, TIME
FOR DESSERT,
ISN'T IT?
291
00:11:30,567 --> 00:11:31,498
LET'S SEE,
292
00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,132
BIG CHOCOLATE
CAKE FOR STEWIE.
293
00:11:33,201 --> 00:11:36,199
AND WE HAVE
SOMETHING VERY TASTY
FOR BIG FAT YOU.
294
00:11:36,268 --> 00:11:37,665
BON APPETIT.
295
00:11:37,733 --> 00:11:40,065
OH, AND FEEL
FREE TO USE MY FORK.
I SHAN'T BE NEEDING IT.
296
00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:41,832
WATCH ME. THAT'S IT.
297
00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,231
WATCH THIS.
298
00:11:44,767 --> 00:11:47,432
OH, STEWIE,
STOP EATING
LIKE A LITTLE PIGGY.
299
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,198
MAYBE WE
SHOULD CUT DOWN
ON YOUR SWEETS.
300
00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:51,232
YOU'RE STARTING
TO GET A LITTLE
BUDDHA BELLY.
301
00:11:51,301 --> 00:11:52,732
CHRIS, WHERE
HAVE YOU BEEN?
302
00:11:52,801 --> 00:11:54,432
OH, DAD TOOK
ME TO A DOCTOR
303
00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:56,299
TO GET THE FAT
VACUUMED OUT
OF MY BELLY.
304
00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:57,299
WHAT?
305
00:11:57,367 --> 00:11:58,899
I DIDN'T DO IT.
I'M JUST GONNA
306
00:11:58,967 --> 00:12:00,632
STAY ON MY DIET
AND EXERCISE.
307
00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:03,799
GOOD FOR YOU.
THAT WAS A VERY
GROWN-UP DECISION.
308
00:12:03,868 --> 00:12:06,132
I MEAN, WHAT
KIND OF LAZY,
NARCISSISTIC,
309
00:12:06,201 --> 00:12:09,165
IRRESPONSIBLE MORON
WOULD EVEN CONSIDER
DOING SOMETHING
310
00:12:09,234 --> 00:12:11,699
AS UNBELIEVABLY
FOOLISH AS GETTING
LIPOSUCTION.
311
00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:13,531
WHO, I ASK
YOU. WHO?
312
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,732
HELLO.
313
00:12:19,834 --> 00:12:21,231
I, UH...
314
00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:23,231
HOW?
WHA?
315
00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:25,432
MY GOD! IT'S
FINALLY HAPPENED.
316
00:12:25,501 --> 00:12:26,799
HE'S BECOME SO MASSIVE,
317
00:12:26,867 --> 00:12:29,465
HE'S COLLAPSED INTO
HIMSELF LIKE
A NEUTRON STAR!
318
00:12:29,534 --> 00:12:31,399
MOM, CAN I GET
LIPO, TOO?
319
00:12:31,467 --> 00:12:32,699
FORGET IT, MEG.
320
00:12:32,767 --> 00:12:35,032
PETER, YOU CAN'T
JUST SUCK 200
POUNDS OF FAT
321
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:37,299
OUT OF
YOURSELF. I-IT'S
NOT NATURAL.
322
00:12:37,368 --> 00:12:38,965
COME ON, LOIS.
I FEEL GREAT
323
00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:40,799
DROPPING THAT KIND OF
WEIGHT ALL AT ONCE.
324
00:12:40,868 --> 00:12:43,198
YOU REMEMBER HOW GOOD
YOU FELT AFTER YOU HAD CHRIS?
325
00:12:50,434 --> 00:12:52,132
AND THEY'RE OFF!
326
00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:58,431
WELL THEN, GIDDY UP.
327
00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,832
[Laughing]
328
00:12:59,901 --> 00:13:00,932
GREAT TO
BE THIN.
329
00:13:01,001 --> 00:13:02,399
YUP.
330
00:13:02,467 --> 00:13:05,531
YOU KNOW, UH, THERE'S
SOMETHING I ALWAYS
WANTED TO DO, BRIAN.
331
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:09,333
BUT, UH, I--I COULD
NEVER DO IT 'CAUSE
I WAS SO HEAVY.
332
00:13:09,401 --> 00:13:13,333
BUT, Y'KNOW, NOW--NOW
THAT I DON'T WEIGH SO
MUCH, I--I THINK I CAN.
333
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:16,032
COULD YOU--COULD
YOU HELP ME
DO IT, BRIAN?
334
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:17,532
SURE, PETER,
I'D BE HONORED.
335
00:13:17,601 --> 00:13:18,965
WELL, I WAS
WONDERING
336
00:13:19,034 --> 00:13:20,665
IF I COULD PUT
A LITTLE SADDLE
ON YOUR BACK
337
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,698
AND RIDE YOU
LIKE A HORSY.
338
00:13:22,767 --> 00:13:24,564
OH, OK--OK. NO,
I--I UNDERSTAND.
339
00:13:24,633 --> 00:13:26,266
IT'S TOO MUCH.
IT'S OK.
340
00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:33,899
Y'KNOW, I LIKE
HILLARY CLINTON. I DON'T
CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS--
341
00:13:33,968 --> 00:13:36,066
AHHH! PETER, WHAT--
HYA! HYA!
342
00:13:36,134 --> 00:13:38,065
[Brian]
I CAN FEEL ALL THE
BONES IN YOUR ASS!
343
00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:39,799
HYA! HYA!
OH, COME ON, COME ON.
344
00:13:45,001 --> 00:13:46,531
I SEE YOU.
345
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,498
[Laughing]
346
00:13:49,801 --> 00:13:52,233
BUT, MOM, IT
COULD CHANGE
MY LIFE!
347
00:13:52,301 --> 00:13:55,465
MEG, FOR THE LAST
TIME, YOU'RE NOT
GETTIN' PLASTIC SURGERY.
348
00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:57,732
WHY NOT? IT'S
TOTALLY SAFE.
349
00:13:57,801 --> 00:13:59,598
A LOT OF FAMOUS
PEOPLE HAVE DONE IT.
350
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:02,698
MY SON, YOUR
PLACE IS HERE IN
THE ICE VILLAGE.
351
00:14:02,767 --> 00:14:04,932
YOU KNOW
NOTHING OF HOLLYWOOD
AND ITS WAYS.
352
00:14:05,001 --> 00:14:07,332
BUT, FATHER, I HAVE
DREAMS, AND COURAGE,
353
00:14:07,401 --> 00:14:09,665
AND THE NAME
OF AN EXCELLENT
COSMETIC SURGEON.
354
00:14:09,734 --> 00:14:11,665
FEAR NOT. SOMEDAY
WORD WILL REACH YOU
355
00:14:11,734 --> 00:14:13,065
ABOUT THE
SUCCESS OF ME,
356
00:14:13,134 --> 00:14:14,565
THE GREAT
ESKIMO ACTOR,
357
00:14:14,634 --> 00:14:16,364
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT!
358
00:14:16,433 --> 00:14:17,465
[All talking]
359
00:14:17,534 --> 00:14:19,465
[Man]
BRING PRIDE
TO OUR VILLAGE!
360
00:14:19,534 --> 00:14:20,765
[Boy]
SEND FIREWOOD.
361
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:21,932
SHE'S RIGHT, LOIS.
362
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,532
PLASTIC SURGERY IS GREAT!
363
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,164
I--I WAS THINKING ABOUT
HAVING BRODERICK TAKE
A LOOK AT MY NOSE.
364
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,899
IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF YOUR NOSE IS
A LITTLE BULBOUSY,
365
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,332
OR--OR YOUR EYES ARE
TOO CLOSE TOGETHER,
366
00:14:31,401 --> 00:14:32,866
OR YOUR CHEST IS FLABBY.
367
00:14:32,934 --> 00:14:34,499
YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE.
368
00:14:34,568 --> 00:14:35,599
HA.
369
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,466
I THINK I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GETTING AT.
370
00:14:40,767 --> 00:14:42,132
KNOCK-KNOCK.
371
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,333
HEY PAL, YOU CAN'T
JUST WALK IN
HERE WITHOUT--
372
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,765
HOLY CRAP,
IT'S PETER!
373
00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:48,365
[Chris]
DAD, YOU'RE
PRETTY, LIKE A GIRL.
374
00:14:48,433 --> 00:14:50,598
YOU LOOK LIKE
A TOTALLY
DIFFERENT PERSON.
375
00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:52,065
OH, THIS IS CRAZY!
376
00:14:52,134 --> 00:14:54,965
YOU WALK IN HERE
WITH YOUR CHISELED
JAW AND YOUR...
377
00:14:55,034 --> 00:14:56,298
OH, MY!
378
00:14:56,367 --> 00:14:58,465
I--I LIKED YOU THE
WAY YOU WERE.
379
00:14:58,533 --> 00:15:00,631
YOU'RE NOT
EVEN REAL
ANYMORE. YOU'RE--
380
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,299
PETER, DID
YOU GET A
NEW BUTTOCKS?
381
00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:04,532
I HAD TO. MY OLD
ONE HAD A CRACK IN IT.
382
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,732
[Laughing]
383
00:15:05,801 --> 00:15:08,298
WELL, I COULDN'T
BE MORE ANGRY
WITH YOU.
384
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:10,098
OHHH!
385
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:13,032
YOU... YOU REALLY
LET THIS FAMILY DOWN.
386
00:15:13,101 --> 00:15:15,398
WE SHOULD BE
EMBRACING THE
THINGS GOD GAVE US.
387
00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:17,499
NOT TELLING
OUR KIDS THAT A
PERSON'S NOT AS GOOD
388
00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:19,565
AS SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE
OF THE WAY THEY LOOK.
389
00:15:19,634 --> 00:15:20,565
[Grunts]
390
00:15:20,634 --> 00:15:21,732
AH! HOLY CRAP!
391
00:15:23,767 --> 00:15:25,133
AHHH!
392
00:15:30,368 --> 00:15:32,499
LOOK. THERE'S A
BABY IN THAT
REFUSE BIN!
393
00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:33,898
NOT TOO CLOSE,
BARNABY.
394
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,999
IF YOU TOUCH IT,
THE MOTHER WON'T
TAKE IT BACK.
395
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,398
ALLEY-OOP!
396
00:15:43,367 --> 00:15:44,698
EXCUSE ME,
SIR.
397
00:15:44,767 --> 00:15:47,165
WHAT IS A HANDSOME
MAN LIKE YOU DOING
WAITING IN LINE?
398
00:15:47,234 --> 00:15:49,399
I NEED AN ADULT!
I NEED AN ADULT!
399
00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:50,765
[Laughing]
400
00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:53,632
WARREN FREDERICKS.
QUAHOG BEAUTIFUL
PEOPLE'S CLUB.
401
00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:55,165
COME ON
IN FRONT.
402
00:15:55,234 --> 00:15:57,365
[Peter]
BUT--BUT ALL--ALL THOSE
PEOPLE WERE IN FRONT OF ME.
403
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:59,665
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
BEAUTIFUL VERY LONG,
HAVE YOU?
404
00:15:59,734 --> 00:16:02,265
GORGEOUS GUYS LIKE US
DON'T HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE.
405
00:16:02,334 --> 00:16:03,565
HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
406
00:16:03,634 --> 00:16:05,665
PEOPLE WILL DO
ANYTHING FOR A
BEAUTIFUL PERSON.
407
00:16:05,734 --> 00:16:07,865
YEAH. YOU
KNOW, COME
TO THINK OF IT...
408
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,866
HI, I'M ON A
SCAVENGER HUNT.
409
00:16:10,934 --> 00:16:12,732
AND I NEED
A HUMAN FOOT.
410
00:16:12,801 --> 00:16:17,465
WELL, AS A RULE,
I WOULD SAY NO,
BUT OK, COME IN.
411
00:16:17,534 --> 00:16:20,398
SO, UH, SO, THIS IS WHAT?
THIS FOR LIKE A
SCHOOL PROJECT OR SOME--
412
00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:22,232
[Screaming]
413
00:16:22,301 --> 00:16:26,264
RAUL, PLEASE TAKE THIS
HANDSOME GENTLEMAN'S
BAGS TO HIS CAR.
414
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,665
[Peter]
THANK YOU.
415
00:16:29,867 --> 00:16:31,365
HEY, WHEN
YOU'RE
BEAUTIFUL,
416
00:16:31,434 --> 00:16:33,032
DOORS
MAGICALLY OPEN
FOR YOU.
417
00:16:33,101 --> 00:16:34,099
ACTUALLY, IT
OPENED BECAUSE
418
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,332
YOU STEPPED ON
THAT BLACK
RUBBER SQUARE.
419
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,865
OF COURSE, IF
THAT WASN'T
THERE,
420
00:16:37,934 --> 00:16:40,265
IT WOULD HAVE OPENED
ANYWAY BECAUSE
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
421
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:41,398
WOW!
422
00:16:45,201 --> 00:16:47,433
HEY, THERE'S A LOT
OF GOOD LOOKING
PEOPLE HERE.
423
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,132
OF COURSE. THIS IS
THE QUAHOG BEAUTIFUL
PEOPLE'S CLUB.
424
00:16:50,201 --> 00:16:51,532
AND, YOU'RE
OUR NEWEST MEMBER.
425
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,932
HERE'S YOUR
INTRODUCTORY BASKET.
426
00:16:53,001 --> 00:16:55,333
IT'S GOT SOME
SCENTED LOTIONS,
FERRARI SUNGLASSES,
427
00:16:55,401 --> 00:16:57,898
AND OF COURSE,
SOME PILLS TO MAKE
YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS
428
00:16:57,968 --> 00:17:00,531
SMELL LIKE
BAKERY-FRESH
CINNAMON ROLLS.
429
00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:05,299
[Creaking]
430
00:17:10,801 --> 00:17:11,932
[Creaking]
431
00:17:17,134 --> 00:17:18,599
AHHH!
DAMN IT!
432
00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:20,898
AW, WHAT HAPPENED?
ORSON FALL DOWN?
433
00:17:20,968 --> 00:17:23,333
SHUT UP! JUST,
I--I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR IT!
434
00:17:23,401 --> 00:17:24,731
WELL, SERVES
YOU RIGHT.
435
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,798
YOU SPENT ALL THAT
TIME TRYING TO MAKE
CHRIS JEALOUS,
436
00:17:26,867 --> 00:17:28,266
NOW YOU HAVE
AN EATING
DISORDER.
437
00:17:28,335 --> 00:17:29,399
JUST HELP
ME UP!
438
00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:30,799
WELL, YOU KNOW
I WOULD,
BUT MY DOCTOR
439
00:17:30,867 --> 00:17:32,698
ADVISED ME
AGAINST HEAVY
LIFTING.
440
00:17:32,767 --> 00:17:34,632
OH, HARDY
HAR HAR.
441
00:17:35,234 --> 00:17:36,266
WH--
442
00:17:36,334 --> 00:17:38,398
WHAT TH--WHAT THE
DEVIL ARE YOU DOING?
443
00:17:38,467 --> 00:17:40,898
STOP IT! STOP IT!
I'M GETTING DIZZY!
444
00:17:40,967 --> 00:17:42,665
AHH!
BLAST!
445
00:17:45,968 --> 00:17:47,665
PETER, DID
YOU PASTE
A NEW PICTURE
446
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,398
OF YOURSELF
ON OUR WEDDING
PORTRAIT?
447
00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:50,899
YEAH. I THINK
IT LOOKS BETTER.
448
00:17:50,967 --> 00:17:52,331
YOU PASTED
IT OVER ME.
449
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,065
YEAH. I THINK
IT LOOKS
BETTER.
450
00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:55,598
H-HAVE YOU
LOST YOUR MIND?
451
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,032
WELL, SOMEBODY'S
JEALOUS!
452
00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:59,065
PETER, HAVE
YOU FORGOTTEN
ABOUT CHRIS?
453
00:17:59,134 --> 00:18:01,066
HE NEEDS
YOU TO HELP
HIM EXERCISE.
454
00:18:01,134 --> 00:18:03,632
YEAH, HE FINALLY FIGURED OUT
HOW TO CATCH THE TWINKIE.
455
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,465
HA HA! I'M TURNING
YOU INTO POO!
456
00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:08,766
WELL, I'M GOING DOWN
TO THE BEAUTIFUL
PEOPLE'S CLUB.
457
00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:10,099
GUESS I CAN
TAKE HIM
WITH ME.
458
00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:11,632
HELL, SEEING US
ALL IN ONE PLACE
459
00:18:11,701 --> 00:18:13,264
MIGHT GIVE HIM
SOMETHING TO
SHOOT FOR.
460
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:16,098
THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE'S
CLUB? H-HOW COME I
NEVER HEARD OF THAT?
461
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:17,699
LOIS, I--I CAN'T
SAY ANYMORE.
462
00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:20,899
I--I'M PROBABLY ALREADY
IN TROUBLE FOR
MENTIONING IT TO A, UH...
463
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:24,531
WELL, WE--WE CALL YOU
"NORMIES." OK, 'BYE.
464
00:18:29,134 --> 00:18:30,899
ARE YOU GONNA
TAKE THAT?
465
00:18:30,967 --> 00:18:31,932
LOIS!
466
00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:33,565
WHAT?
OH, BRIAN.
467
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,332
I WAS JUST,
UH, AH..
468
00:18:35,401 --> 00:18:37,832
I WAS SEEING
IF THE, UH,
DRIVEWAY...
469
00:18:37,901 --> 00:18:39,565
THAT WASN'T
EVEN A SENTENCE.
470
00:18:39,634 --> 00:18:41,832
YOU WERE OGLING
PETER LIKE A
HORNY SCHOOLGIRL.
471
00:18:41,901 --> 00:18:43,765
OH, I CAN'T HELP IT!
472
00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:45,198
I KNOW, I KNOW,
473
00:18:45,267 --> 00:18:47,765
HE'S BECOME A SUPERFICIAL
EGOMANIACAL JERK,
474
00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:51,032
BUT I'VE
NEVER BEEN MORE
ATTRACTED TO HIM.
475
00:18:51,101 --> 00:18:53,498
OH, DOES THAT MAKE
ME A BAD PERSON?
476
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,531
YES, YES IT DOES MAKE
YOU A BAD PERSON.
477
00:18:58,567 --> 00:19:00,065
PETER, GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
478
00:19:00,134 --> 00:19:01,999
COME WITH ME. I'VE
GOT A LOT OF TALL,
479
00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:03,966
STATUESQUE PEOPLE
I WANT YOU TO MEET.
480
00:19:04,034 --> 00:19:05,231
WHAT'S THAT?
481
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:06,431
OH, THAT'S MY
SON, CHRIS.
482
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,831
HE CAN'T COME IN.
HA. HE'S FAT.
483
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:11,032
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, BUDDY,
484
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,498
IF MY SON
CAN'T COME IN,
485
00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:14,364
THEN I'LL JUST
COME IN!
486
00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:15,432
SEE YOU AT HOME.
487
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,899
BUT, DAD--
488
00:19:16,968 --> 00:19:19,399
TRUST ME, CHRIS.
SOMETIMES IT'S
BETTER NOT TO FIT IN.
489
00:19:19,468 --> 00:19:20,865
[Helicopters whirring]
490
00:19:23,335 --> 00:19:24,698
YOU'RE ALL
STUPID. SEE,
491
00:19:24,767 --> 00:19:26,498
THEY'RE GONNA
BE LOOKING FOR
ARMY GUYS.
492
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:32,598
DON'T LOOK AT
ME! I'M HIDEOUS!
493
00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:34,931
PETER, HOW COULD
YOU TREAT CHRIS
THAT WAY?
494
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,265
YOU KNOW HE'S
SELF-CONSCIOUS
ABOUT HIS WEIGHT!
495
00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:39,365
W-WHAT ARE
YOU GETTING MAD
AT ME FOR? AFTER ALL,
496
00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:40,765
HE GETS HIS FAT
FROM YOUR GENES.
497
00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:42,698
WHICH, BY THE
WAY, I'M WEARING.
498
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,899
OH, I HATE WHAT
YOU'VE BECOME!
499
00:19:44,968 --> 00:19:46,465
WHY DON'T YOU GO
BACK TO THAT DOCTOR
500
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,264
AND HAVE HIM SUCK
THE FAT OUT OF
YOUR HEAD?
501
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,932
MAYBE I WILL!
AND THEN I'LL
PUT IT ON MY FEET,
502
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,798
AND SKATE ON
PAUL BUNYAN'S
GIANT SKILLET
503
00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:54,132
TO COOK
HIS FLAPJACKS!
504
00:19:54,201 --> 00:19:55,731
THAT DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE.
505
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,498
IT DOESN'T HAVE
TO. I'M BEAUTIFUL!
506
00:19:58,567 --> 00:20:01,399
YOU'RE NOT
WELCOME HERE!
GO AWAY!
507
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,331
WOW, CHRIS.
DID YOU
LOSE WEIGHT?
508
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,299
UM, MAYBE. I'VE--I'VE
BEEN WORKING OUT.
509
00:20:06,368 --> 00:20:09,499
WOW, YOU LOOK
WICKED SKINNY.
I'M LIKE, JEALOUS.
510
00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:12,866
THANKS, MEG.
I'M JEALOUS OF
YOUR MUSTACHE.
511
00:20:12,934 --> 00:20:15,433
I DON'T HAVE A
MUSTACHE, DO I?
512
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:16,798
OH, HONEY. IT'S FINE.
513
00:20:16,868 --> 00:20:18,365
IT MAKES YOU
LOOK DISTINGUISHED.
514
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:19,698
BUT, MOM!
515
00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:22,431
NOW, MEG, I THINK
ALL MY CHILDREN
ARE BEAUTIFUL.
516
00:20:24,767 --> 00:20:26,399
DAMN YOU, ICE CREAM.
517
00:20:26,468 --> 00:20:28,032
COME TO MY MOUTH.
518
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:30,099
HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY ME.
519
00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:31,898
[Baby gurgling]
520
00:20:31,967 --> 00:20:35,866
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT,
YOU INFANTILE, STUPID...
521
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:38,532
THAT'S RIGHT.
DAMN YOU AND SUCH.
522
00:20:38,601 --> 00:20:40,999
YOU CAN BURN IN HELL.
523
00:20:41,068 --> 00:20:42,099
[Yawning]
524
00:20:42,168 --> 00:20:43,498
[Snoring]
525
00:20:45,367 --> 00:20:47,198
SHE IS SO JEALOUS.
526
00:20:47,266 --> 00:20:49,066
OF COURSE,
I'M BEAUTIFUL.
527
00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:50,531
I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.
528
00:20:50,601 --> 00:20:51,732
AAH.
529
00:20:51,801 --> 00:20:53,298
HOW STRANGE...
530
00:20:53,367 --> 00:20:57,866
SHOULD WATCH ROAD
BUT CAN'T LOOK AWAY.
531
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,431
TOO BEAUTIFUL.
532
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:06,065
[Screaming]
533
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:10,498
[Airplane flying]
534
00:21:10,567 --> 00:21:11,431
[Thudding]
535
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,498
[Whistle blowing]
536
00:21:14,567 --> 00:21:15,965
[Grunting]
537
00:21:16,534 --> 00:21:17,798
[Grunting]
538
00:21:18,634 --> 00:21:19,632
[Grunting]
539
00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:24,866
WELL, MR. GRIFFIN,
THE BANDAGES ARE
READY TO COME OFF.
540
00:21:24,934 --> 00:21:28,032
BUT I THINK I SHOULD TELL
YOU, IT'S A MIRACLE THAT
YOU'RE ALIVE AT ALL.
541
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:29,399
WE DID ALL
WE CAN.
542
00:21:29,468 --> 00:21:31,665
BUT MEDICAL
SCIENCE HAS COME
JUST SO FAR.
543
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,832
[All]
AHH!
544
00:21:34,901 --> 00:21:38,398
AND NOW I WILL TAKE
OFF THIS PROTECTIVE
POTATO HEAD MASK.
545
00:21:38,466 --> 00:21:40,565
OH, PETER! YOU
LOOK LIKE YOU!
546
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,266
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE ALL
547
00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:45,132
STILL STANDING BY
MY SIDE AFTER WHAT
A JERK I WAS.
548
00:21:45,201 --> 00:21:47,866
ESPECIALLY TO YOU.
I'M SORRY, CHRIS.
549
00:21:47,934 --> 00:21:49,398
THAT'S OK,
DAD.
550
00:21:49,467 --> 00:21:52,631
WELL, PETER, I GUESS
YOU LEARNED A PRETTY
VALUABLE LESSON.
551
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:53,798
NOPE!
552
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,398
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