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[Announcer]
WE NOW RETURN TO
SHERRY AND THE ANUS.
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ANUS, ARE YOU
STILL UP?
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YEAH. COME
ON IN, SIS.
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HAVE YOU EVER
HAD TO TELL A LIE
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IN ORDER TO
KEEP A FRIEND?
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WELL, THE OTHER DAY I
TOLD JANE HER BLOUSE
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WAS PRETTY WHEN
IT WAS REALLY P.U.
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[Audience laughing]
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ANUS, I'M SERIOUS!
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LOOK, SIS.
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SOMETIMES IT'S BETTER
TO TELL A LITTLE FIB
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THAN TO HURT
SOMEONE'S FEELINGS.
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YOU'RE THE BEST!
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[Laughing]
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[Audience laughing]
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OH, THAT WAS GOOD.
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THAT WAS EVEN
FUNNIER THAN
THE ONE WHERE
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ANUS GOT THE HAMSTER
STUCK IN HIS MOUTH.
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♪ IT SEEMS TODAY
THAT ALL YOU SEE ♪
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♪ IS VIOLENCE IN MOVIES
AND SEX ON T.V. ♪
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♪ BUT WHERE ARE THOSE GOOD,
OLD-FASHIONED VALUES ♪
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♪ ON WHICH WE USED TO RELY? ♪
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♪ LUCKY THERE'S A FAMILY GUY ♪
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♪ LUCKY THERE'S A MAN WHO'LL
POSITIVELY TELL YOU ♪
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♪ ALL THE THINGS
THAT MAKE US ♪
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♪ LAUGH 'N' CRY ♪
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♪ HE'S A FAMILY GUY ♪
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AH, THE OLD
ALMA MATER.
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I TELL YOU,
THERE'S SOMETHING
MAGICAL ABOUT BROWN.
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BROWN'S THE COLOR
OF POO!
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[Laughs hysterically]
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YES. YES, IT IS.
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OH, I HAVEN'T BEEN
ON A COLLEGE
CAMPUS IN YEARS.
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EVERYTHING
SEEMS SO DIFFERENT.
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REALLY?
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PERHAPS IF YOU LAID
ON YOUR BACK
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WITH YOUR ANKLES
BEHIND YOUR EARS,
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THAT WOULD
RING A FEW BELLS.
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EXCUSE ME. WE'RE, UH,
HERE TO SEE THE DEAN.
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NOBODY SEES THE DEAN!
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NOT NOBODY!
NOT NO HOW!
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I'M SORRY. CAN I HELP YOU?
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YES. UH, THIS IS
MEG GRIFFIN.
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SHE'S HERE TO SEE
THE DEAN OF ADMISSIONS.
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AND WE'D, UH...
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AND WE'D LIKE IT
IF SHE GOT INTO
THE UNIVERSITY.
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GO ON, TAKE IT.
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WAIT OVER THERE.
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MY DAYS IN COLLEGE
WERE SO EXCITING.
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THIS ONE TIME THE
NATIONAL GUARD CAME
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AND SHOT SOME
OF MY FRIENDS.
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YOU MUST BE THE
GRIFFINS. COME IN.
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OOPS, HONEY!
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YOU GOT A
LITTLE SMUDGE.
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HEY, YOU GOT SOMETHING
ON YOUR OTHER CHEEK, TOO.
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AND THIS IS
PEMBROKE QUAD.
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OH, VERY NICE. VERY
BRIDESHEAD REVISITED.
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I'LL TELL YOU, BEING
ON THIS CAMPUS
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REALLY BRINGS
BACK MEMORIES.
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[Gasps]
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[Thunder rumbling]
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COWARDS!
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WHAT HO! A VERITABLE
BEVY OF COEDS.
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UM...
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I SAY, THE MOST RECENT
CAMPUS SPORTING EVENT
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WAS MOST DISAPPOINTING
FOR OUR SIDE, WASN'T IT?
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OH, AREN'T YOU ADORABLE!
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ARE YOU IN A FRATERNITY,
LITTLE BOY?
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NOT YET. BUT I'M
THINKING ABOUT JOINING
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I FELTA THI.
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[All laughing]
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OH.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THIS MUSIC TELEVISION?
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IF I REMEMBER
CORRECTLY,
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THIS IS THE PHYSICS
DEPARTMENT.
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THAT EXPLAINS
ALL THE GRAVITY.
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[Gurgling]
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I SAY, IT'S
LIKE THE SPICE RACK
IN MY FANTASY KITCHEN.
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HOLD ON,
LITTLE FELLA.
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THIS IS JUST FOR
BIG PEOPLE.
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WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK
IN ABOUT, OH, 17 YEARS?
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B-B-BUT THE SHELF LIFE
OF THAT SODIUM PENTOTHAL
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IS ONLY 2 YEARS AND--
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BLAST!
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THIS ISN'T THE FIRST
TIME I'VE BEEN THWARTED
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BY MY SMALL STATURE.
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OK. OUR NEXT
LOT IS NUMBER 15
IN YOUR PROGRAM.
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THIS IS A
ONE-OF-A-KIND ITEM.
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A SUPER
MEGA-DEATH RAY.
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IT'S GOT THE POWER
TO ENSLAVE
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THE ENTIRE
HUMAN RACE.
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DO WE HAVE
AN OPENING BID?
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[Stewie grunting]
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ANYTHING? WE'LL
TAKE ANY BID.
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IT CAN ENSLAVE
THE HUMAN RACE.
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COME ON, PEOPLE!
IT'S SOLID TITANIUM.
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[Stewie]
YOU! OVER HERE
IN THE BACK!
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DO I HEAR $100?
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[Stewie]
OH, COME ON!
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$5?
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ALL RIGHT, FREE?
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ENSLAVE THE HUMAN RACE.
DOESN'T COST YOU A DIME.
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[Stewie]
BEHIND THE FAT CHICK!
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NO? OK.
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[Grunting]
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[Moaning]
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I'M TIRED OF BEING SMALL.
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I WISH I WAS BIG.
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BLAST!
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WELL, THEN LET'S TAKE A
LOOK AT YOUR TRANSCRIPT.
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"MEG."
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HMM, THAT'S NOT
VERY IMPRESSIVE.
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I MEAN, IT'S JUST 3 LETTERS.
IT'S HARDLY A NAME AT ALL.
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I NEVER WANTED
TO CALL HER MEG.
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I WANTED TO CALL
HER TWIKI.
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BUT LOIS SAID KIDS
THESE DAYS WOULDN'T
GET THE REFERENCE.
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YOU KNOW WHO I'M
TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT?
BIDDY, BIDDY, BIDDY.
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UH, I'M NOT QUITE SURE
YOU'RE BROWN MATERIAL.
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DON'T YOU HAVE ANY
EXTRACURRICULAR
ACTIVITIES AT ALL?
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WELL...
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I'M PRESIDENT OF THE
LUKE PERRY FAN CLUB,
QUAHOG CHAPTER.
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HMM.
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BUT I'VE WANTED
TO GO TO BROWN
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EVER SINCE I WAS
A LITTLE GIRL.
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WELL, ACTUALLY,
I REALLY WANTED
TO GO TO WELLESLEY.
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BUT MY MOM SAID
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I MIGHT AS WELL
BUY HIKING BOOTS
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AND CALL MYSELF A
LESBIAN RIGHT NOW.
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[Laughing nervously]
MEG, EAT YOUR SALAD.
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WE'RE NOT HAVING
DINNER.
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THEN JUST BE QUIET.
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I HAVE NO FUTURE!
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I'M JUST GONNA
WAIT IN MY ROOM
UNTIL I'M DEAD.
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I'LL BE IN SHORTLY.
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PETER, WE'VE GOT
TO DO SOMETHING.
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IF MEG DOESN'T
GET INTO COLLEGE,
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WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND
OF FUTURE SHE'LL HAVE?
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YOU AIN'T GETTING
THIS MEAT.
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THIS IS MY MEAT.
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SHUT UP! I FOUND
THIS MEAT!
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[Bell dinging]
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[Men whistling]
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[Sobbing]
I'M NEVER GONNA
GET INTO COLLEGE.
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YOU JUST NEED MORE
EXTRACURRICULAR
ACTIVITIES.
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YOU COULD GET
A PART-TIME JOB.
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YEAH, I HAD ONE WHEN
I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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[Siren wailing]
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AAH!
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THAT'LL BE $27.50.
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COME ON, MEG.
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THERE'S GOT TO BE AT
LEAST A HUNDRED CLUBS
AT YOUR SCHOOL.
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WELL, I DO HAVE
A FRIEND
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AT THE SCHOOL
NEWSPAPER.
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THATTA GIRL!
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I GOT YOUR FIRST
STORY RIGHT HERE.
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LOIS, I CHALLENGE
YOU TO A RACE
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AROUND THE WORLD. GO!
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[Laughing maniacally]
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[Lisping]
WHAT WE NEED
IS A PICTURE
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FOR THE FRONT PAGE.
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HOLD ON A SEC.
I GOT TO RINSE
MY RETAINER.
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[With deep voice]
I'M LOOKING FOR
SOMETHING TASTEFUL
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LIKE THE MALAYSIA
SPREAD IN LAST
MONTH'S VANITY FAIR.
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[Lisping]
THAT WAS SO SWEET.
IT WAS WICKED AWESOME.
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STOP THE PRESSES!
IT'S MEG!
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I'M JUST JOSHING.
IT'S ALL DONE ON XEROX.
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WHAT CAN I DO YOU?
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LOOK, NEIL, I
NEED AN ACTIVITY
TO GET INTO BROWN.
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AND THE PAPER'S
MY LAST HOPE.
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CAN I BE A REPORTER?
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I DON'T KNOW, MEG.
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YOU NEVER SEEMED TO
BE THAT INTERESTED
IN JOURNALISM,
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OR JOURNALISTS
SUCH AS MYSELF.
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[Sighs]
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YOU KNOW, I NEVER
REALIZED HOW SMOOTH
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THE SKIN BETWEEN
YOUR ACNE IS.
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[Whimpering]
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OK, I'LL GIVE
YOU A SHOT.
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I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE
TO GET AN INTERVIEW
WITH THE MAYOR OF QUAHOG.
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YOU GET IT AND I'LL
MAKE YOU A REPORTER.
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YOU GOT IT.
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[With deep voice]
RUN, LITTLE RABBIT, RUN.
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BUT SOMEDAY OUR 2
WORLDS WILL BE ONE.
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[Lisping]
I SURE HOPE MY FACE
CLEARS UP BY THEN.
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EXCUSE ME, MAYOR WEST?
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HOW DO YOU KNOW
MY LANGUAGE?
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LISTEN TO ME.
MY ENTIRE FUTURE
IS IN YOUR HANDS.
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ARE YOU SARAH CONNOR?
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NO, I'M MEG GRIFFIN.
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SEE, I NEED TO
INTERVIEW YOU--
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YOU'RE WITH THE PRESS?
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YES.
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WELL, YOU
CAN'T INTERVIEW
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A DEAD MAN, CAN YOU?
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[Siren wailing]
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WHAT ABOUT MY INTERVIEW?
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MAYOR WEST ASKED
ME TO GIVE YOU THIS.
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OH-OH.
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OF COURSE YOU
REALIZE THIS MEANS WAR.
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NO.
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NO, THAT'S WHAT
THEY'LL BE EXPECTING.
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MAYOR WEST?
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WELL, WELL,
MR. TOILET.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
IN THE HAMPTONS.
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NO, NO, NO. IT'S
ME. MEG GRIFFIN.
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YOUNG LADY, I DON'T
TALK TO THE PRESS
UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
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WHAT MAKES YOU
THINK I'LL TALK NOW?
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THIS!
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YOU JUST DON'T
GIVE UP, DO YOU?
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YOU SEIZE LIFE BY
THE THROAT AND SHAKE IT
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LIKE A TOPLESS BARTENDER
MIXING A MARTINI!
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YOU'VE GOT YOUR INTERVIEW.
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THANKS!
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HEY, HEY. LISTEN TO THIS.
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DO I SOUND LIKE I'M
ON OLD-TIME RADIO?
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MMM, MMM.
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NO MORE
TREATS, STEWIE.
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YOU'RE GONNA
SPOIL YOUR DINNER.
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OH, COME ON!
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[Grunting]
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OH, DAMN MY SMALL STATURE!
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IF I WERE BIG, OH, JUST
THINK WHERE I WOULD BE.
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TIRED OF NOT BEING ABLE
TO FIND CLOTHES THAT FIT?
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I KNOW I WAS.
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THAT'S WHY I STARTED
STEWIE'S BIG
AND TALL MAN SHOP.
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IF YOU'RE PORTLY
OR TALL
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YOU'LL FIND A
FRIENDLY ATMOSPHERE
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BRIMMING WITH PERSONALIZED
AND EXPERT SERVICE.
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HEY, STEWIE. HOW'S
THE WEATHER UP THERE?
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VERY FAIR.
LIKE OUR PRICES.
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HEY, DUDE.
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YOU WANT
SOME OF THESE?
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00:09:42,201 --> 00:09:45,264
I SAY, HERE'S THE
SOLUTION TO MY TROUBLES.
234
00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:46,632
IF I COULD BUILD
A DEVICE
235
00:09:46,701 --> 00:09:48,731
TO HARNESS THE SIZE
OF THAT LEVIATHAN,
236
00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,299
THERE'S NO LIMIT TO WHAT I...
237
00:09:50,367 --> 00:09:53,699
OH, MY GOD! THERE'S
AN ORGY IN MY MOUTH!
238
00:09:55,401 --> 00:09:58,199
"GOT MILK?" THAT'S
A FUNNY ONE, TOO.
239
00:09:58,268 --> 00:10:01,465
OH, AND, "I GOT YA,
DIAGONALLY."
240
00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,131
"PRETTY SNEAKY, SIS."
241
00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,565
THAT ONE'S
ALSO FUNNY.
242
00:10:04,634 --> 00:10:06,565
MAYOR WEST, YOU'VE BEEN
TALKING FOR AN HOUR
243
00:10:06,634 --> 00:10:08,799
AND I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
I CAN USE FOR MY ARTICLE.
244
00:10:08,868 --> 00:10:09,798
CAN YOU JUST PLEASE--
245
00:10:09,867 --> 00:10:10,765
MY GOD!
246
00:10:10,834 --> 00:10:13,199
SOMEBODY'S STEALING
MY WATER!
247
00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:15,665
IT JUST WENT
DOWN THE DRAIN.
248
00:10:15,734 --> 00:10:17,198
THEY'RE CRAFTY,
I TELL YOU.
249
00:10:17,267 --> 00:10:19,531
IT HAPPENS WHEN
YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.
250
00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,699
SHOW YOURSELF, DAMN YOU!
251
00:10:21,767 --> 00:10:23,766
I'VE BEEN INVESTIGATING
HIM FOR MONTHS.
252
00:10:23,834 --> 00:10:27,398
IT'S COST $150,000
OF THE TAXPAYERS' MONEY.
253
00:10:27,467 --> 00:10:30,265
BUT I'LL FIND THE CULPRITS
IF IT COSTS ME $1 MILLION.
254
00:10:30,334 --> 00:10:33,998
YOU SPENT PUBLIC MONEY
INVESTIGATING THIS?
255
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:37,331
THANKS. YOU KNOW, I--I
THINK I HAVE MY STORY.
256
00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,498
YOUR STORY? WAIT A MINUTE.
257
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,999
YOU CAN'T PRINT THAT!
258
00:10:42,067 --> 00:10:46,032
IT'LL COMPROMISE MY
ENTIRE INVESTIGATION!
259
00:10:46,101 --> 00:10:49,565
WELL, THANK GOD
SHE'S JUST A FIGMENT
OF MY IMAGINATION!
260
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,032
[Snoring]
261
00:11:02,934 --> 00:11:04,099
[Electronic beeping]
262
00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:06,699
WELL, LET'S TAKE THE
OLD BOY OUT FOR A SPIN.
263
00:11:06,768 --> 00:11:08,433
EYES OPEN.
264
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,499
VOICE TEST. "I'M CHRIS."
265
00:11:11,034 --> 00:11:12,632
I'M CHRIS.
266
00:11:12,701 --> 00:11:14,198
"EVISCERATE
THE PROLETARIAT."
267
00:11:14,266 --> 00:11:16,365
EVISCERATE THE PROLETARIAT.
268
00:11:16,434 --> 00:11:18,899
♪ IF YOU'RE BLUE
AND YOU DON'T
KNOW WHERE TO GO TO ♪
269
00:11:18,967 --> 00:11:20,865
♪ WHY DON'T YOU GO
WHERE FASHION SITS? ♪
270
00:11:20,934 --> 00:11:22,698
♪ PUTTIN' ON
THE RITZ ♪
271
00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:25,065
[Laughing]
NOT MY BIT.
BUT STILL FUNNY.
272
00:11:25,134 --> 00:11:26,132
SYSTEM OFF.
273
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,132
[Snoring]
274
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,465
SPLENDID.
275
00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:30,898
AAH!
276
00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:35,166
I DID IT! I GOT
A GREAT STORY!
277
00:11:35,234 --> 00:11:36,698
SO, WHAT DID YOUR
EDITOR SAY?
278
00:11:36,767 --> 00:11:39,264
HE WAS GONE FOR THE DAY.
I JUST LEFT IT ON HIS DESK.
279
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:41,365
BUT HERE. I BROUGHT
YOU A COPY.
280
00:11:41,433 --> 00:11:42,531
OH, MY GOD!
281
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,765
"CORRUPTION IN CITY HALL."
THIS IS AMAZING.
282
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,798
HERE. LET ME SEE THAT.
283
00:11:46,867 --> 00:11:49,631
THIS'LL NEVER GET
MEG ON THE PAPER.
THIS IS OLD NEWS.
284
00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:52,932
THERE HAVE BEEN
SCANDALS IN POLITICS
EVER SINCE THOMAS JEFFERSON.
285
00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:55,865
OH, HOLD ON.
HOLD ON.
286
00:11:55,934 --> 00:11:58,165
HONEY, LET'S GET
ALL THE KIDS IN THIS.
287
00:12:01,134 --> 00:12:04,065
LOOK, I KNOW KIDS.
AND THIS STORY'S
GONNA PUT THEM TO SLEEP.
288
00:12:04,134 --> 00:12:06,665
MEG NEEDS SOMETHING
THAT'S GONNA PULL THOSE KIDS
289
00:12:06,734 --> 00:12:09,232
AWAY FROM THEIR
ROCK 'EM SOCK 'EM ROBOTS,
290
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,532
AND THEIR SPIROGRAPHS,
291
00:12:10,601 --> 00:12:13,866
AND THEIR MOBY GRAPE,
AND THEIR 90210.
292
00:12:16,901 --> 00:12:19,565
LUKE PERRY. THAT'S IT!
293
00:12:19,634 --> 00:12:21,132
BRIAN, I GOT MY STORY.
294
00:12:29,001 --> 00:12:30,598
NOW TO GET THIS STORY
295
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,264
ON THE SCHOOL
EDITOR'S DESK.
296
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:34,099
IT'S GONNA TAKE A PORTION
OF MY CUNNING...
297
00:12:34,168 --> 00:12:35,999
NO! NO!
298
00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:37,565
ALL MY CUNNING.
299
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,098
♪[Humming
suspenseful music]
300
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,765
♪[Humming]
301
00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:00,698
♪[Humming]
302
00:13:17,367 --> 00:13:20,365
♪[Humming]
303
00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:25,965
GREAT STORY, MEG.
304
00:13:26,034 --> 00:13:27,432
OH, THANKS.
305
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,032
WAY TO GO, MEG!
306
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,364
[Cheering]
307
00:13:32,101 --> 00:13:33,565
CONGRATULATIONS, MEG.
308
00:13:33,633 --> 00:13:36,432
THIS IS THE MOST
SENSATIONAL STORY
WE'VE EVER HAD.
309
00:13:36,501 --> 00:13:37,499
AAH!
310
00:13:43,234 --> 00:13:44,465
[Woman]
LUKE!
311
00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:46,233
LUKE, TIME FOR DINNER!
312
00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:47,399
IN A MINUTE, BABE.
313
00:13:47,467 --> 00:13:49,499
I'M READING EVERY
HIGH SCHOOL NEWSPAPER
314
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,531
IN AMERICA TO SEE
IF I'M MENTIONED.
315
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,432
OH, MY GOD!
316
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,899
MEG GRIFFIN,
YOU ARE SO SUED.
317
00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:01,099
♪[Humming
suspenseful music]
318
00:14:08,734 --> 00:14:10,465
LUKE PERRY
IS SUING US?
319
00:14:10,534 --> 00:14:12,332
DAD, HOW COULD
YOU DO THIS TO ME?
320
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,732
I LOVE LUKE PERRY!
321
00:14:13,801 --> 00:14:15,565
JEEZ, MEG! YOU'RE
WASTING YOUR TIME.
322
00:14:15,634 --> 00:14:17,332
DON'T YOU READ THE
PAPERS? HE'S GAY.
323
00:14:17,401 --> 00:14:19,365
PETER, YOU CAN'T
JUST PRINT LIES
ABOUT PEOPLE.
324
00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:20,765
LUKE PERRY HAS
A WIFE AND SON.
325
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:23,365
SO WHAT? A LOT OF FAMOUS
TYPES LEAD SECRET LIVES
326
00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:25,066
THAT WE DON'T EVEN
KNOW ABOUT.
327
00:14:25,134 --> 00:14:26,432
LIKE RICKY MARTIN.
328
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,332
[Girls screaming]
RICKY, WE LOVE YOU!
329
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:32,698
[Chanting]
RICKY! RICKY!
330
00:14:40,434 --> 00:14:41,999
ONE MINUTE TO CURTAIN, JEWEL.
331
00:14:42,067 --> 00:14:43,965
[Crowd]
JEWEL! JEWEL!
332
00:14:44,034 --> 00:14:47,165
MEG, I JUST WANTED YOU
TO HAVE SOMETHING
TO PUT ON YOUR TRANSCRIPT.
333
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,765
WELL, THANKS TO YOU
I CAN PUT DOWN
334
00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:49,966
THAT I'M
A BIG FAT LIAR
335
00:14:50,034 --> 00:14:51,565
WHO MAKES UP STORIES
ABOUT PEOPLE.
336
00:14:51,634 --> 00:14:53,232
HEY, IT WORKED FOR
WALTER CRONKITE.
337
00:14:53,301 --> 00:14:55,798
YOU KNOW THAT
WHOLE VIETNAM THING?
NEVER HAPPENED.
338
00:14:55,867 --> 00:14:58,332
OH, YEAH, BUT DON'T
MENTION IT AROUND
THE VETERANS' HOSPITAL.
339
00:14:58,401 --> 00:15:00,465
THOSE GUYS ARE REALLY
COMMITTED TO THE LIE.
340
00:15:00,534 --> 00:15:01,631
[Sobbing]
341
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,333
AW, DON'T CRY,
SWEETHEART.
342
00:15:03,401 --> 00:15:04,966
I'LL--I'LL MAKE IT
UP TO YOU.
343
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:07,532
YOU REMEMBER THAT
PONY YOU WANTED
WHEN YOU WERE 6?
344
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,065
WELL, I BOUGHT HIM.
345
00:15:09,133 --> 00:15:11,865
AND I'VE BEEN SAVING
HIM FOR A TIME LIKE
THIS. SURPRISE!
346
00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:13,632
[Gasps]
347
00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:16,165
OH, OH, GOD.
THAT'S RIGHT. PONIES...
348
00:15:16,233 --> 00:15:17,999
PONIES LIKE FOOD,
DON'T THEY?
349
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,398
OH, BOY.
350
00:15:21,267 --> 00:15:23,865
POOR MEG. I KNOW
IT SOUNDS CRAZY.
351
00:15:23,934 --> 00:15:25,365
BUT I CAN'T HELP FEELING
352
00:15:25,434 --> 00:15:27,198
LIKE THIS IS SOMEHOW
MY FAULT.
353
00:15:27,267 --> 00:15:28,832
NO, PETER. IT'S
LUKE PERRY'S FAULT.
354
00:15:28,901 --> 00:15:31,198
IF HE WERE ACTUALLY GAY,
MEG WOULD BE ALL SET.
355
00:15:31,267 --> 00:15:32,865
BRIAN, THAT'S IT!
356
00:15:32,934 --> 00:15:36,098
IF I COULD GET A
PICTURE OF LUKE PERRY
DOING SOMETHING GAY-LIKE,
357
00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:38,698
IT'LL MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE
MEG'S STORY IS TRUE!
358
00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:39,932
YEE...
359
00:15:40,001 --> 00:15:41,466
HOW THE HELL ARE YOU
GONNA DO THAT?
360
00:15:41,534 --> 00:15:44,131
HEY, I'VE GOTTEN
PEOPLE TO BELIEVE
CRAZIER THINGS.
361
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,433
AND IF YOU ARE
PURE OF HEART AND DEED
362
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,332
YOU'LL ALL GO TO
A BEAUTIFUL PLACE
CALLED HEAVEN.
363
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,098
I'M YANKING YOU. YOU
JUST ROT IN THE GROUND.
364
00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:54,165
[Gasping]
365
00:15:58,034 --> 00:16:00,631
ALL RIGHT. NOW WALK
UP TO THE COUNTER.
366
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,598
[Electronic beeping]
367
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,498
THAT'S IT.
RING THE BELL.
368
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,299
WELL, HI THERE.
369
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,665
GOOD DAY, SHOPKEEP.
370
00:16:09,733 --> 00:16:11,131
GOOD DAY, SHOPKEEP.
371
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,298
I REQUIRE A
HAND-OPERATED BUZZ SAW
372
00:16:13,367 --> 00:16:15,731
CAPABLE OF CUTTING THROUGH
A HUMAN STERNUM.
373
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,699
WHAT?
374
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,298
IT'S FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT.
375
00:16:18,367 --> 00:16:21,099
I'M SOME SORT OF
STUDENT SENT HERE FOR...
376
00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:23,699
OH, BLAST! WHAT THE
DEVIL DO THEY STUDY?
377
00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:24,665
LATIN CLASS.
378
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:25,932
UH, SORRY, KID.
379
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,999
I CAN'T SELL POWER
TOOLS TO MINORS.
380
00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:31,099
NOW, LOOK HERE, YOU
GORE-BELLIED CODPIECE.
381
00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:33,165
ALLOW ME TO PURCHASE
THE PROVISIONS I DEMAND
382
00:16:33,234 --> 00:16:36,832
OR I SHALL TRANSFORM
YOUR BLUE COLLAR
INTO A RED ONE AND...
383
00:16:36,901 --> 00:16:38,599
WHO THE DEUCE ARE YOU?
384
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:40,299
NO, I DON'T HAVE
ANY SPARE CHANGE.
385
00:16:40,368 --> 00:16:42,632
WHERE THE HELL
WOULD I KEEP IT?
IN MY DIAPER?
386
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:44,499
GET OUT OF HERE,
YOU HOBO!
387
00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:45,665
OH, BLOODY HELL.
388
00:16:45,734 --> 00:16:47,032
IS THIS THING STILL ON?
389
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,132
ALL RIGHT, NOW, WE
GOTTA BE VERY CRAFTY
390
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,298
SO LUKE PERRY
DOESN'T RECOGNIZE US.
391
00:16:56,001 --> 00:16:57,199
AAH!
392
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,732
PETER, HOW THE HELL IS
HE GONNA RECOGNIZE US?
393
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,132
HE DOESN'T EVEN
KNOW WHO WE ARE.
394
00:17:03,201 --> 00:17:04,465
OH. HA.
395
00:17:04,534 --> 00:17:06,965
OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
396
00:17:07,633 --> 00:17:08,732
WHOA!
397
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,465
SAY, YOU LOOK
FAMILIAR.
398
00:17:16,534 --> 00:17:18,598
YEAH. I'M THAT GUY
YOU WISH YOU WERE.
399
00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:20,133
OK, AS SOON
AS I SEDUCE HIM,
400
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,699
GET READY TO
SNAP THE PICTURE.
401
00:17:21,767 --> 00:17:24,232
PETER, YOU'RE REALLY
GONNA TRY AND
SEDUCE LUKE PERRY?
402
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:26,165
LISTEN, BRIAN, I'D
TAKE A BULLET FOR MEG.
403
00:17:26,234 --> 00:17:28,965
SO, I'M SURE I CAN
TAKE A... THERE HE IS.
404
00:17:42,234 --> 00:17:43,232
THIRSTY?
405
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:44,265
NO.
406
00:17:46,968 --> 00:17:49,298
JEEZ, THE SUN
SEEMS REALLY STRONG!
407
00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:51,665
EVEN FOR MY
ALREADY BRONZED SKIN.
408
00:17:52,968 --> 00:17:54,331
OH, MY MUSCLES
ARE ALL--
409
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,398
LOOK AT THAT!
THEY'RE ALL SHINY
WITH OIL.
410
00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:58,298
BUT HOW AM I EVER
GONNA SPREAD IT
411
00:17:58,367 --> 00:18:00,298
ON MY RIPPLING
BACK AND THIGHS?
412
00:18:01,801 --> 00:18:03,831
THIS IS GONNA TAKE
DRASTIC MEASURES.
413
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,298
ALL RIGHT, GET
THE CAMERA READY.
414
00:18:05,367 --> 00:18:06,632
OH, LUKE.
415
00:18:11,068 --> 00:18:13,065
[Vomiting]
416
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,298
MISSION
ACCOMPLISHED, PETER.
417
00:18:14,367 --> 00:18:16,466
WE NOW HAVE A PICTURE
OF LUKE PERRY VOMITING.
418
00:18:16,534 --> 00:18:17,865
THAT'S NO GOOD, BRIAN.
419
00:18:17,934 --> 00:18:20,232
GAYS DON'T VOMIT.
THEY'RE A VERY CLEAN PEOPLE.
420
00:18:20,301 --> 00:18:23,799
AND THEY HAVE BEEN EVER
SINCE THEY FIRST CAME TO
THIS COUNTRY FROM FRANCE.
421
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,498
[Beeping]
422
00:18:44,201 --> 00:18:46,099
HI, HONEY.
HOW WAS SCHOOL?
423
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,232
JUST GREAT.
424
00:18:47,301 --> 00:18:48,532
I CAN'T EVEN
SAY MY NAME
425
00:18:48,601 --> 00:18:50,665
WITHOUT PEOPLE ASKING
ME IF I MADE IT UP.
426
00:18:50,734 --> 00:18:52,265
HOW COULD DAD
DO THIS TO ME?
427
00:18:52,334 --> 00:18:54,632
HONEY. HE WASN'T
DOING IT TO YOU.
428
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,866
HE--HE WAS DOING
IT FOR YOU.
429
00:18:56,934 --> 00:18:59,265
HE KNOWS HOW
MUCH YOU WANT
TO GO TO BROWN.
430
00:18:59,334 --> 00:19:01,998
THERE'S NO WAY I'M
GONNA GET IN NOW.
I'M A FELON.
431
00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:03,731
NOW, THAT'S
NOT TRUE.
432
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,365
LIBEL'S NOT A FELONY.
IT'S A CIVIL MATTER.
433
00:19:06,434 --> 00:19:09,432
DON'T WORRY. YOUR
FATHER WILL STRAIGHTEN
EVERYTHING OUT.
434
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,798
COME ON. LET'S GO
GET OUR NAILS DONE.
435
00:19:11,867 --> 00:19:13,532
CHRIS, TAKE CARE
OF STEWIE.
436
00:19:16,734 --> 00:19:18,065
5 SEASONS HOTEL.
437
00:19:18,134 --> 00:19:20,298
HEY THERE. YOU, UH,
MIND IF I SHARE A RIDE?
438
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:21,798
I DON'T THINK SO, PAL.
439
00:19:21,867 --> 00:19:24,465
OH, MY GOD! I KNOW YOU!
YOU'RE LUKE PERRY.
440
00:19:24,534 --> 00:19:26,099
YOU WERE GREAT IN RAIN MAN!
441
00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:27,565
LIKE THAT SCENE
IN THE AIRPORT
442
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,132
WHERE YOU WANTED
TO GET ON THE PLANE.
443
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,799
AND THAT DUMB
GUY WAS SCREAMING.
444
00:19:30,868 --> 00:19:32,265
THAT WAS TOM CRUISE.
445
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:34,632
NOT IN THIS MOVIE
THEATER IT WASN'T.
446
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:36,431
EVERY TIME I SEE
THAT LAME-O ACTOR,
447
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,999
I PUT YOUR HEAD
ON HIS BODY.
448
00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:39,665
THANKS. IT'S
ALWAYS NICE TO MEET
449
00:19:39,734 --> 00:19:41,066
SOMEONE WHO
APPRECIATES MY WORK.
450
00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:42,599
WHY DON'T YOU COME
OVER TO MY HOUSE
451
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:44,599
SO I CAN TAKE A PICTURE
OF YOU IN A GAY POSE?
452
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:45,599
HUH?
DINNER?
453
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:46,665
SURE.
454
00:19:50,467 --> 00:19:52,665
I'M TELLING YOU,
DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
TOTALLY SYNCHS UP
455
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:53,765
WITH THE WIZARD OF OZ.
456
00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:55,832
REALLY? SHANNON DOHERTY
TOLD ME THAT ONCE.
457
00:19:55,901 --> 00:19:57,765
BUT I THOUGHT SHE
WAS JUST BEING A BITCH.
458
00:19:57,834 --> 00:19:59,799
LISTEN, I GOT
TO GET GOING.
459
00:19:59,868 --> 00:20:01,498
OH, GOD! I'M SORRY!
460
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:03,399
YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD
FOR GETTING WINE OUT?
461
00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:04,632
SEX WITH ANOTHER MAN.
462
00:20:04,701 --> 00:20:05,798
WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA. LOOK.
463
00:20:05,867 --> 00:20:08,032
IF YOU'RE GAY,
THAT'S COOL. BUT I'M NOT.
464
00:20:08,101 --> 00:20:11,099
AND EVEN IF I WAS,
COME ON, I'M LUKE PERRY.
465
00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:13,532
I CAN GET A MUCH
BETTER GAY GUY THAN YOU!
466
00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:16,465
OH, MY GOD!
LUKE PERRY!
467
00:20:16,534 --> 00:20:17,832
SEE, MEG?
468
00:20:17,901 --> 00:20:20,099
I TOLD YOU YOUR FATHER
WOULD EXPLAIN
ABOUT THE ARTICLE.
469
00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:22,266
MEG? MEG GRIFFIN?
470
00:20:22,334 --> 00:20:24,399
UH, PETER, I THINK
IT'S TIME FOR PLAN "B."
471
00:20:24,467 --> 00:20:26,431
WAY AHEAD OF YOU, BRIAN.
472
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,132
DON'T WORRY.
I PACKED MY OWN
BACKUP CHUTE.
473
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,331
OH, CRAP!
474
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,866
I SHOULD HAVE FIGURED
YOU WERE UP TO SOMETHING.
475
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,598
LOOK, LUKE,
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
476
00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:40,798
I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP
MY DAUGHTER GET ONTO
THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER.
477
00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:42,999
COME ON, YOU KNOW WHAT
IT'S LIKE TO BE A TEENAGER.
478
00:20:43,068 --> 00:20:44,866
YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING
ONE FOR 30 YEARS.
479
00:20:44,934 --> 00:20:46,632
WON'T YOU DROP
THE LAWSUIT,
480
00:20:46,701 --> 00:20:48,298
PLEASE, DYLAN?
481
00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:50,598
AH, WHAT THE HELL!
482
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,732
BUT, HEY, YOU GOTTA
PRINT THE REAL STORY.
483
00:20:52,801 --> 00:20:53,799
AND THIS TIME,
484
00:20:53,867 --> 00:20:55,798
I WANT TO TALK TO
THE REAL REPORTER.
485
00:20:55,867 --> 00:20:56,799
LET'S GO, MEG.
486
00:20:56,868 --> 00:20:58,165
SEE, MEG?
487
00:20:58,233 --> 00:21:00,365
THINGS ALWAYS WORK
OUT IF YOU DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT
488
00:21:00,434 --> 00:21:02,532
WITHOUT WORRYING
ABOUT CONSEQUENCES.
489
00:21:02,601 --> 00:21:03,865
THANKS, DADDY.
490
00:21:03,934 --> 00:21:06,598
COME ON, LUKE.
I GOT MY COMPUTER
IN MY ROOM.
491
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,032
MEG, KEEP
YOUR DOOR OPEN.
492
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:18,165
HEY, LUKE.
493
00:21:18,234 --> 00:21:21,365
I JUST WANTED TO GIVE
YOU A COPY OF MY
DAUGHTER'S ARTICLE.
494
00:21:21,433 --> 00:21:22,798
LISTEN, THANKS
A LOT FOR THE--
495
00:21:22,867 --> 00:21:24,832
UH, PETER. I'M KIND
OF BUSY RIGHT NOW.
496
00:21:24,901 --> 00:21:27,632
OH, YEAH, THAT'S
OK. WELL, UH, THANKS--
497
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:30,565
SO, WHERE WERE WE?
498
00:21:30,633 --> 00:21:33,966
IF I DO THIS, YOU
PROMISE TO STOP
STEALING MY WATER?
499
00:21:34,034 --> 00:21:35,698
UH, YEAH, WHATEVER.
500
00:21:39,867 --> 00:21:41,865
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