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♪ IT SEEMS TODAY
THAT ALL YOU SEE ♪
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♪ IS VIOLENCE IN
MOVIES AND SEX ON T.V. ♪
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♪ BUT WHERE ARE THOSE
GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED
VALUES ♪
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♪ ON WHICH WE USED TO RELY? ♪
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[All]
♪ LUCKY THERE'S A FAMILY GUY ♪
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♪ LUCKY THERE'S A MAN WHO'LL
POSITIVELY TELL YOU ♪
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♪ ALL THE THINGS
THAT MAKE US ♪
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♪ LAUGH
'N' CRY ♪
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[All]
♪ HE'S A FAMILY GUY ♪
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OH, LET'S SEE.
WE GOT SODA,
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PURPLE STUFF, UH,
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OH! SUNNY D!
ALL RIGHT!
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[Man on T.V.]
WE NOW RETURN
TO THE SMURFS.
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HEY, Y-YOU
HAVE A GOOD
TIME LAST NIGHT?
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SMURFTACULAR.
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YEAH, I SAW YOU LEAVE
WITH SMURFETTE.
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OH, MAN, AS SOON
AS WE GOT OUT
OF THE BAR,
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SHE STARTED
SMURFING ME.
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SHUT THE SMURF UP!
YEAH!
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RIGHT IN THE SMURFING
PARKING LOT?
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SMURF YEAH!
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OH, THAT IS
FREAKING SMURF.
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YOU SMURF IT.
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THAT IS FREAKING SMURF.
YEAH.
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[Ringing]
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HELLO?
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[Gasping]
OH, MY GOD!
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PETER, WHY ARE
YOU STARING
INTO THE DRYER?
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I'M WATCHING
THE LATEST EPISODE
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OF LAUNDRY
THEATER.
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SEE, NOW--NOW,
THOSE ARE CHRIS'
SOCKS, RIGHT?
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NOW, THEY DON'T KNOW
THAT STEWIE'S SHIRT
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IS HAVING AN AFFAIR
WITH MEG'S TROUSERS.
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OH, IT'S FUN TO WATCH
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RICH PEOPLE BE NAUGHTY!
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PETER, LISTEN
TO ME. MY SISTER
JUST CALLED.
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HER BABY'S DUE
ANY DAY NOW,
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AND TED JUST
WALKED OUT ON HER.
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WHOA, WHOA! BACK
IT UP. BACK IT UP.
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YOU HAVE A SISTER?
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I PROMISED HER I'D
BE ON THE NEXT TRAIN.
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[Sighs]
POOR CAROL.
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ALL ALONE IN
THAT BIG HOUSE.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
CAROL, CAROL...
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IS SHE THE ONE
WITH THE JACUZZI
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AND THE POOL TABLE?
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YEAH.
YEAH, I BETTER
COME WITH YOU.
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REALLY? WELL--WELL,
THAT'S A SURPRISE.
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OH, COME ON, LOIS.
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WHEN HAVE I NOT
BEEN THERE FOR YOU?
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GET OUT OF
THE DAMN
CAR, NOW!
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SCREAM
AND YOU'RE
DEAD!
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THANKS FOR
THE RIDE, LADY!
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HEY, HEY! IT'S
THE GRIFFINS! WHAT
CAN I DO FOR YOU?
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GLEN, WE
HAVE A FAMILY
EMERGENCY.
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WE REALLY
NEED YOU TO
TAKE THE KIDS,
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FOR JUST A
COUPLE DAYS.
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UH, WELL--WELL,
IN--IN ACCORDANCE
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WITH MEGAN'S LAW,
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I'M OBLIGATED TO
INFORM YOU THAT, UH--
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Y-YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S FINE. I--I'LL
TAKE THE KIDS.
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AW, THANKS,
BUDDY.
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GOSH! I'VE--I'VE
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NEVER HAD
TO ENTERTAIN
KIDS BEFORE.
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SO A, S-SO A CHICK
WALKS INTO A
GYNECOLOGIST'S OFFICE...
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[Clowning]
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DIGGLY, DIGGLY,
DIGGLY, DIGGLY,
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DIGGLY, DIGGLY,
DIGGLY, DIGGLY.
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[Laughing]
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DON'T WORRY, CAROL.
W-WE'LL GET YOU
THROUGH THIS.
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IN A FEW DAYS,
YOU'LL HAVE A
BEAUTIFUL BABY.
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AND YOU CAN SMOTHER
IT WITH ALL YOUR
UNREQUITED LOVE.
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AND, AS SOON AS
THE BABY CAN CRAWL,
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IT'LL PROBABLY
LEAVE ME, TOO,
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[Sobbing]
JUST LIKE MY
8 HUSBANDS.
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[Peter in
muffled voice]
UM, HEY, CAROL.
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IT'S ME, TED.
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LISTEN, I--I
CAME BACK,
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BECAUSE I LOVE
YOU, AND UH--
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[Laughing]
NAH--NAH, I'M
JUST KIDDING.
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IT'S ME,
PETER.
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[Chuckling]
IT WAS SO NICE OF
YOU TO COME, PETER.
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YOU'RE SO
CONSIDERATE.
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AW, IT
WAS NOTHING.
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[Crashing]
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[Dragging noise]
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MR. QUAGMIRE!
I FINISHED THE
SCAVENGER HUNT!
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WHOA, WHOA!
HOLD YOUR HORSES.
HOLD YOUR HORSES.
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LET'S GO DOWN
THE LIST. UH, AN
UNSHARPENED PENCIL?
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CHECK!
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A SPEED-LIMIT
SIGN THAT DOESN'T
END IN 5 OR ZERO?
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CHECK!
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YOUR MOM'S
HAIRBRUSH?
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CHECK!
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YOU WIN!
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OH, BOY!
WHAT'S MY PRIZE?
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A PENCIL AND
A SPEED SIGN!
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I DID IT!
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I'LL BE
RIGHT BACK.
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HEH.
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A COUPLE OF
TEETH AND SOME
TOENAIL CLIPPINGS,
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AND WE'LL BE
READY FOR
OUR DATE!
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[Peter]
UM, HEY--
HEY CAROL?
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UM, SINCE--SINCE
TED DUMPED YOU, CAN
I HAVE HIS SHIRTS?
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PETER, WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA DO
WITH TED'S SHIRTS?
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HE'S HALF
YOUR SIZE.
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I--I KNOW--I KNOW--I KNOW.
BUT CHECK THIS OUT.
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HEY--HEY,
CAROL. SAY, SAY,
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"DAVID BANNER, I JUST
SLASHED YOUR TIRES."
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"DAVID BANNER, I JUST
SLASHED YOUR TIRES."
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[Howling]
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[Laughing]
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I'M PRICELESS.
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PETER, SIT WITH
CAROL. I'M GONNA USE
THE LADIES' ROOM.
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DOES SHE STILL
TAKE THE
NEWSPAPER IN THERE?
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UGH, YEAH.
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AND--AND--AND
AFTER SHE DOES,
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I--I JUST
CAN'T READ IT.
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OHHH!
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OH, GOD! THE
BABY'S GONNA BE
HERE ANY MINUTE!
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WE'D BETTER
GET MOVING!
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CAROL, YOU
GOTTA RELAX.
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YOU LET THAT KID
START CALLING
THE SHOTS NOW,
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AND YOU'RE
SCREWED.
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IS MR. QUAGMIRE
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BABYSITTING ALL
THESE PEOPLE, TOO?
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♪[Lounge music playing]
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HEY, IF I
COULD REARRANGE
THE ALPHABET,
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I'D PUT "U" AND
"I" TOGETHER.
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[Chuckling]
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HEY, YOU
MUST BE A
PARKING TICKET,
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'CAUSE YOU GOT
"FINE" WRITTEN
ALL OVER YOU.
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[Chuckling]
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HEY THERE. I
DON'T WANNA
COME BETWEEN YOU.
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OR DO I?
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[Laughing]
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OH, THAT'S
AWFUL. THAT'S
AWFUL.
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UM, THIS
IS A SONG
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I'VE BEEN SINGING
FOR A NUMBER
OF YEARS.
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AND, I FIND
IT GROWS
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TRUER AND
TRUER AS
TIME GOES BY.
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♪[Playing tune to
Hungry Eyes]
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♪ HUNGRY EYES ♪
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♪ I FEEL
THE MAGIC ♪
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♪ BETWEEN
YOU AND I ♪
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OOH, I'M
HUNGRY FOR
YOU, BABY.
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[Laughing]
COME ON. WALK WITH
ME. TALK WITH ME.
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[Car horn honking]
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[Panting]
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[Wheezing]
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DON'T WORRY,
CAROL. WE'RE
ALMOST THERE.
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PETER, WHY ARE
WE STOPPED?
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UM, YEAH, I'LL--
I'LL HAVE
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3 CHEESEBURGERS.
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PETER, FOR GOD'S
SAKE! SHE'S
HAVING A BABY!
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OH, THAT'S
RIGHT. A-AND
A KID'S MEAL.
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AND, UH,
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I--I GUESS I'LL
HAVE FRIES.
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UH, IF--IF I
HAVE FRIES,
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IS ANYBODY
ELSE GONNA
HAVE ANY?
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'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
I--I DON'T WANNA
BE THE ONLY ONE
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EATING THEM.
I'LL FEEL
LIKE A FATTY.
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NURSE! THIS
WOMAN IS
IN LABOR!
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EXCUSE ME.
I WAS HERE FIRST.
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MY LEG
IS ASLEEP.
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[Groaning]
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ALL RIGHT. LET'S
SEE WHAT WE
HAVE HERE.
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OH, THE
BABY'S CROWNING.
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[Groaning]
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ALL RIGHT, I'M JUST
GOING TO PUT ON
A PAIR OF GLOVES,
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AND WE'LL
DELIVER THIS BABY.
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THESE DON'T FEEL
LIKE GLOVES AT ALL.
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THEY FEEL LIKE
USED NEEDLES.
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BUT THIS IS
WHERE I ALWAYS
KEEP THE GLOVES.
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WELL, MAYBE IF
I DIG DEEPER.
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NOPE. JUST
FEELS LIKE
MORE NEEDLES.
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WELL, THAT'S THE
CRAZIEST THING.
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OH, NOW
I'M SURE
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THIS ISN'T THE
GLOVE DRAWER.
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OH, MY GOD!
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WHO'S GONNA
DELIVER MY BABY?
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HONEY, DO
SOMETHING!
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WELL, NO BABY. BUT
IT LOOKS LIKE CAROL'S
BLOWING A BUBBLE.
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PETER, THAT'S
THE HEAD!
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PUSH! PUSH!
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I AM! IT WON'T
GO BACK IN!
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NOT YOU,
PETER!
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CAROL, PUSH!
PETER, YOU PULL!
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[Groaning]
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OH, MY GOD!
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WHAT?
WHAT?
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IT'S A BEAUTIFUL
BABY GIRL.
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OOH, A BABY GIRL.
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I'M SO HAPPY.
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BUT SHE
HAS A PENIS.
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WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO DO
SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.
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PETER, NO!
IT'S A BOY!
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WELL, HOW DO
YOU LIKE THAT?
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HEY THERE,
LITTLE FELLA.
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WELCOME TO
THE PLANET EARTH.
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COOTCHIE, COOTCHIE,
COOTCHIE, COO!
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[Farts]
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[Both laughing]
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HEY, HE TAKES AFTER
HIS UNCLE PETER.
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PETER, HE'S
CAROL'S BABY.
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GIVE HIM
TO HER.
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OH--OH,
AH, YEAH.
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[Sighing]
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HONEY, YOU WERE
FANTASTIC.
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AND YOU
WERE SO CUTE
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WHEN YOU WERE
HOLDING IT.
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I KNOW. I--I DIDN'T
WANT TO GIVE IT UP.
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YEAH?
LET'S STEAL IT.
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WHAT?
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NO, WAIT. I GOT
A BETTER IDEA.
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LOIS,
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LET'S HAVE
ANOTHER BABY.
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WHAT?
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SWEETIE, YOU'RE
NOT SERIOUS?
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I SURE AM.
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THE BEST THING
I'VE EVER DONE
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WITH MY LIFE
IS BEING A DAD.
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OH, PETER.
I THINK
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IT'S A
WONDERFUL
IDEA.
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WHY HAVEN'T
YOU SENT
FOR HELP?
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I CAN'T
BELIEVE
YOU GUYS
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WANT TO HAVE
ANOTHER KID!
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PETER, DID YOU
FIND CHRIS AND
MEG'S BABY BOOKS?
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AH, NOT YET. HEY,
LOOK AT THIS, LOIS.
230
00:07:34,301 --> 00:07:35,665
IT'S OUR
PET ROCK.
231
00:07:35,733 --> 00:07:38,431
AH, I REMEMBER
THE FIRST DAY WE
BROUGHT IT HOME.
232
00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:39,565
SEE THAT? HUH?
233
00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:41,332
HUH? BAD ROCK.
234
00:07:41,401 --> 00:07:42,432
BAD!
235
00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:44,665
WE DO THAT
OUTSIDE!
236
00:07:44,734 --> 00:07:46,998
LOOK AT HIM. HE
KNOWS WHAT HE DID.
237
00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:49,399
I FOUND MY
BABY BOOK!
238
00:07:49,467 --> 00:07:51,598
HEY, HERE'S THE
BROKEN CONDOM
239
00:07:51,667 --> 00:07:52,865
THAT LED
TO MY BIRTH.
240
00:07:52,934 --> 00:07:54,231
AND, THE
RESULTING
LAWSUIT
241
00:07:54,300 --> 00:07:55,365
BOUGHT US
THIS HOUSE.
242
00:07:55,434 --> 00:07:58,065
YOU'RE MY
FAVORITE MISTAKE.
243
00:07:58,134 --> 00:08:00,532
YOU SEE, MEG?
I'M THE FAVORITE!
244
00:08:02,167 --> 00:08:03,432
AH, BABY BOOKS.
245
00:08:03,501 --> 00:08:04,498
NOSTALGIC
FOR THE DAYS
246
00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,465
OF CHAFED NIPPLES
AND EPISIOTOMIES?
247
00:08:06,534 --> 00:08:07,799
OH,
SOMEBODY
248
00:08:07,867 --> 00:08:09,365
HASN'T HEARD
THE NEWS.
249
00:08:09,434 --> 00:08:10,365
NEWS,
WHAT NEWS?
250
00:08:10,434 --> 00:08:11,699
WHAT'S THE MOST
WONDERFUL THING
251
00:08:11,768 --> 00:08:13,298
THAT COULD HAPPEN
TO THIS FAMILY?
252
00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:14,365
HMM.
253
00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:20,865
OH, THE
PHILLIES
WON.
254
00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,565
YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE A BABY
BROTHER, BUDDY.
255
00:08:22,634 --> 00:08:23,598
OR SISTER.
256
00:08:23,667 --> 00:08:25,299
OH, A NEW BABY.
THAT'S WONDERFUL.
257
00:08:25,368 --> 00:08:27,132
CALL ME WHEN
KOJAK STARTS.
258
00:08:27,634 --> 00:08:28,699
WHAT?
259
00:08:30,533 --> 00:08:31,632
ANOTHER BABY?
260
00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:33,265
BUT--BUT, I'M THE BABY.
261
00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:35,531
WHY THE DEUCE WOULD
THEY WANT TO REPLACE ME?
262
00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:36,832
MY--MY CHEEKS ARE PINCHABLE.
263
00:08:36,901 --> 00:08:37,932
MY BOTTOM IS SMOOTH.
264
00:08:38,001 --> 00:08:39,799
MY LAUGH IS HEARTWARMING.
265
00:08:39,868 --> 00:08:41,199
[Laughing]
266
00:08:41,268 --> 00:08:42,166
WHAT'S THAT?
267
00:08:42,235 --> 00:08:43,732
I CERTAINLY AM
NOT OVERREACTING!
268
00:08:43,801 --> 00:08:45,698
WHAT THE DEVIL
DO YOU THINK
HAPPENED TO BOBBY,
269
00:08:45,768 --> 00:08:48,199
WHEN THEY ADDED
COUSIN OLIVER TO
THE BRADY BUNCH?
270
00:08:48,267 --> 00:08:49,899
OLIVER, DID
YOU BREAK
THIS VASE?
271
00:08:49,968 --> 00:08:51,531
NO. THE
FLOOR
DID.
272
00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,732
[All laughing]
273
00:08:52,801 --> 00:08:53,999
HE'S SO
CUTE.
274
00:08:54,068 --> 00:08:55,166
HEY, EVERYBODY. I--
275
00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:56,866
BOBBY, YOU
GET BACK IN
THE GARAGE!
276
00:08:56,934 --> 00:08:57,932
OW! AHH!
277
00:08:58,001 --> 00:08:59,432
AHH! OW!
278
00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:00,599
IT CAN'T HAPPEN!
279
00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:02,665
I WAS HERE FIRST!
WELL, TECHNICALLY, 3RD,
280
00:09:02,733 --> 00:09:04,098
BUT NO TIME
FOR SEMANTICS.
281
00:09:04,167 --> 00:09:05,265
THIS IS
STEWIE COUNTRY,
282
00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:06,932
AND I INTEND TO
KEEP IT THAT WAY!
283
00:09:07,001 --> 00:09:08,266
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS,
284
00:09:08,334 --> 00:09:09,765
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,
285
00:09:09,834 --> 00:09:12,465
PETER AND LOIS
SHALL NOT CONCEIVE!
286
00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:18,698
WHAT? WHO?
287
00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:19,999
WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
288
00:09:20,068 --> 00:09:21,165
UH, PETER
AND LOIS ARE,
289
00:09:21,233 --> 00:09:22,565
UH, GETTING
INTIMATE.
290
00:09:22,634 --> 00:09:24,265
MY GOD! I--I THOUGHT
I HAD MORE TIME!
291
00:09:24,334 --> 00:09:25,932
I'VE GOT TO
STOP THEM!
292
00:09:26,001 --> 00:09:27,866
WAH!
WAH!
293
00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:28,998
MOMMY! DADDY!
294
00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:30,199
I HAD A
BAD DREAM!
295
00:09:30,268 --> 00:09:31,932
I--I--I SAW THE--
THE--THE BO--
296
00:09:32,001 --> 00:09:33,698
BLAST! WHAT
THE DEVIL IS
THAT NAME AGAIN?
297
00:09:33,768 --> 00:09:34,966
B-B-B-BOGEYMAN!
298
00:09:35,034 --> 00:09:36,798
YES. THAT'S IT.
I SAW THE BOGEYMAN.
299
00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:39,199
AW, DID SOMEONE
HAVE A
BAD DREAM?
300
00:09:39,267 --> 00:09:40,398
MMM. WHY DON'T
YOU SLEEP
301
00:09:40,467 --> 00:09:41,999
WITH MOMMY
AND DADDY?
302
00:09:43,634 --> 00:09:44,799
PETER, FOR
GOD'S SAKES!
303
00:09:44,868 --> 00:09:46,066
STEWIE'S
RIGHT HERE!
304
00:09:46,135 --> 00:09:47,799
COME ON, LOIS.
WE CAN STILL DO IT.
305
00:09:47,868 --> 00:09:49,264
HE'LL JUST THINK
I'M HURTING YOU.
306
00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:50,232
RELAX, HONEY.
307
00:09:50,301 --> 00:09:51,932
IT'S ONLY
FOR TONIGHT.
308
00:09:53,501 --> 00:09:55,065
[Snoring]
309
00:09:56,834 --> 00:09:58,432
ROLL OVER.
310
00:09:58,501 --> 00:10:00,065
ROLL OVER,
I SAY!
311
00:10:00,134 --> 00:10:02,065
[Stewie grunting]
312
00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:03,465
[Stewie]
SMELLS LIKE
CHEESE.
313
00:10:03,534 --> 00:10:05,632
[Hammering]
314
00:10:05,701 --> 00:10:08,532
OK. "INSERT
ROD SUPPORT 'A'
INTO SLOT 'B.'"
315
00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:09,699
THAT'S WHAT--
316
00:10:09,767 --> 00:10:11,265
AND IF YOU
SAY "THAT'S
WHAT SHE SAID,"
317
00:10:11,334 --> 00:10:12,765
ONE MORE
TIME, I'M
GONNA POP YOU.
318
00:10:12,834 --> 00:10:14,732
[Joe]
WHAT YOU BUILDING
THERE, NEIGHBOR?
319
00:10:14,801 --> 00:10:16,199
WELL, WE
WERE KEEPING
IT A SECRET,
320
00:10:16,268 --> 00:10:17,232
BUT YOU
GUYS ARE
321
00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:18,731
MY BEST FRIENDS,
SO I'LL TELL YOU.
322
00:10:18,801 --> 00:10:20,099
LOIS AND I
323
00:10:20,168 --> 00:10:21,531
ARE HAVING
ANOTHER BABY!
324
00:10:21,601 --> 00:10:23,199
[All cheering]
325
00:10:24,834 --> 00:10:27,165
WE ARE SO
THROWING YOU
A SHOWER!
326
00:10:36,934 --> 00:10:38,132
WELL, FAT MAN,
327
00:10:38,201 --> 00:10:40,332
WE'LL SEE IF LOIS
WANTS TO HAVE
SEXUAL RELATIONS
328
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,165
WHEN SHE FINDS
LIPSTICK ON
YOUR COLLAR.
329
00:10:45,467 --> 00:10:46,932
THERE WE ARE.
330
00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:53,698
WELL,
331
00:10:53,767 --> 00:10:54,865
LOOK AT
YOU THERE.
332
00:10:54,934 --> 00:10:57,699
WELL, YOU'RE A
FILTHY GIRL,
AREN'T YOU?
333
00:10:57,767 --> 00:10:59,832
YES, YES. YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR
A BAD TIME.
334
00:10:59,901 --> 00:11:01,498
THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE AFTER.
335
00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:03,198
WELL, YOU'RE
A DIRTY FLIRT.
336
00:11:03,267 --> 00:11:05,631
YOU WANT IT BAD.
YOU DON'T CARE WHO
YOU GET IT FROM,
337
00:11:05,701 --> 00:11:09,232
BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO
SELF-RESPECT. AND THAT GETS
YOU OFF, DOESN'T IT? AWOO!
338
00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:10,598
[Lois]
STEWIE!
339
00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:11,798
BAD BOY!
340
00:11:11,867 --> 00:11:13,333
THAT'S
MOMMY'S MAKEUP!
341
00:11:13,401 --> 00:11:15,665
OH, AND YOU GOT IT
ALL OVER YOUR FATHER'S
FAVORITE SHIRT!
342
00:11:15,734 --> 00:11:17,066
NOW, GO TO
YOUR ROOM!
343
00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:19,266
WOW, THE EVIDENCE IS
REALLY PILING UP.
344
00:11:19,335 --> 00:11:20,365
MAKE ANY
JOKE YOU WANT.
345
00:11:20,433 --> 00:11:22,132
YOU KNOW
I LOOK GOOD.
346
00:11:27,567 --> 00:11:29,665
OH, MY GOD!
THEY'RE AT
IT AGAIN!
347
00:11:29,734 --> 00:11:31,032
OH, ALL THIS
TIME SPENT
348
00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:32,732
KEEPING PEOPLE
FROM HAVING SEX!
349
00:11:32,801 --> 00:11:34,665
NOW I KNOW HOW THE
CATHOLIC CHURCH FEELS.
350
00:11:34,734 --> 00:11:36,032
BA-ZING!
351
00:11:36,101 --> 00:11:38,499
TIME TO
INITIATE PHASE 2.
352
00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:46,165
ALL RIGHT. TESTING
VOICE MODULATOR.
353
00:11:46,234 --> 00:11:47,599
BLAST YOU,
VILE WOMAN!
354
00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:49,264
[Peter's voice]
BLAST YOU, VILE WOMAN!
355
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,332
OOH, THAT
WON'T DO.
356
00:11:52,101 --> 00:11:54,831
PARDON ME, YOU
WITH THE SEVERE
AESTHETIC DEFICIENCIES.
357
00:11:54,901 --> 00:11:55,898
HEY, UGLY.
358
00:11:55,967 --> 00:11:56,998
EXCELLENT!
359
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,065
[Laughing]
360
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,032
SWEET.
361
00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,099
[Laughing]
362
00:12:03,801 --> 00:12:04,899
WHO'S GOT BEER?
363
00:12:04,967 --> 00:12:05,965
MMM, MMM...
364
00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:08,699
[Banging]
365
00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:10,832
WHERE'D YOU
GO, MY LITTLE
PUMPKIN EATER?
366
00:12:10,901 --> 00:12:13,665
TO THE CAN, BECAUSE
KISSING YOU
MADE ME BARF.
367
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,098
WHAT?
368
00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:16,465
DAD, MEG
KEEPS PUSHING ME!
369
00:12:16,534 --> 00:12:17,565
OH, LIKE
I COULD!
370
00:12:17,633 --> 00:12:18,766
HE'S SO FAT!
371
00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:19,765
I'M NOT FAT!
372
00:12:19,834 --> 00:12:20,965
I'M RUBENESQUE!
373
00:12:21,034 --> 00:12:22,999
THAT'S IT. YOUR
DAD'S HAD ENOUGH.
374
00:12:23,068 --> 00:12:24,899
I WANT YOU KIDS TO
GO DOWNSTAIRS,
375
00:12:24,968 --> 00:12:26,732
AND DRINK THE
ANTIFREEZE
IN THE GARAGE.
376
00:12:26,801 --> 00:12:29,131
I'M GONNA CHUG
IT ALL, SO THERE'S
NONE LEFT FOR YOU!
377
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,799
HEY, WATCH IT!
378
00:12:30,867 --> 00:12:32,098
PETER!
379
00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:33,265
WHAT?
380
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,932
HEY, PETER.
381
00:12:36,001 --> 00:12:37,531
[With German accent]
I SEE NOTHING.
382
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,366
NOTHING.
383
00:12:39,434 --> 00:12:41,065
I'VE HAD IT
WITH THESE
INTERRUPTIONS!
384
00:12:41,134 --> 00:12:42,865
ALL WE WANT
IS A LITTLE
TIME ALONE!
385
00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:44,632
NOW, YOU KIDS
GO TO YOUR
ROOMS, AND DON'T
386
00:12:44,701 --> 00:12:46,065
COME OUT
FOR THE REST
OF THE NIGHT.
387
00:12:46,134 --> 00:12:47,698
BUT, I DON'T WANT
TO GO TO MY ROOM.
388
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,999
[Crying]
THERE'S AN EVIL
MONKEY IN MY CLOSET!
389
00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:51,065
[Both laughing]
390
00:12:51,133 --> 00:12:52,665
"EVIL MONKEY."
391
00:12:52,734 --> 00:12:54,199
RIGHT.
392
00:12:57,133 --> 00:12:58,132
AHH!
393
00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:00,932
THIS ROMANTIC
DINNER
394
00:13:01,001 --> 00:13:02,798
WAS A WONDERFUL
IDEA, PETER.
395
00:13:02,868 --> 00:13:04,166
AW, YOU
DESERVE IT,
396
00:13:04,235 --> 00:13:05,665
MY BEAUTIFUL
PRINCESS.
397
00:13:05,734 --> 00:13:07,132
[Chuckling]
398
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,365
YOU KNOW,
399
00:13:08,434 --> 00:13:10,999
I'M NOT WEARIN'
ANY PANTIES.
400
00:13:11,068 --> 00:13:12,631
DON'T WORRY.
WE CAN ALWAYS
401
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,099
THROW THAT
CHAIR OUT.
402
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:16,299
[Both laughing]
403
00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:18,832
[Kissing noises]
404
00:13:27,267 --> 00:13:28,632
VERY WELL
THEN. IF I CAN'T
405
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,132
STOP THEM
FROM THE OUTSIDE,
406
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,264
I'LL STOP THEM
FROM THE INSIDE!
407
00:13:53,034 --> 00:13:54,732
OH, DEAR! I'M AFRAID
408
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,565
YOU'RE IN A NO-FLY ZONE.
409
00:14:03,767 --> 00:14:05,498
AS WAS YOUR
FATE, MR. FLY,
410
00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:08,265
SO IS THE FATE
OF EVERY SPERM
IN PETER'S BODY!
411
00:14:08,968 --> 00:14:11,132
[Stewie screaming]
412
00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:19,431
COMPUTER ON.
413
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,299
[Woman's voice]
30 MINUTES BEFORE
SHIP RE-EXPANSION.
414
00:14:21,367 --> 00:14:22,898
GOOD, JUST ENOUGH
TIME TO OBLITERATE
415
00:14:22,967 --> 00:14:24,898
ALL THOSE LITTLE
POTENTIAL USURPERS.
416
00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:25,865
ENGINE STATUS?
417
00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:26,965
NOMINAL.
418
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:27,932
FUEL SUPPLY?
419
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:28,898
FULL.
420
00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:30,098
AIR SUPPLY?
421
00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:31,565
♪[Lost In Love by
Air Supply playing]
422
00:14:31,633 --> 00:14:33,298
♪ LOST IN LOVE
AND I DON'T KNOW MUCH ♪
423
00:14:33,367 --> 00:14:35,432
VERY WELL.
THROUGH THE LIPS,
OVER THE GUMS,
424
00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:37,498
LOOK OUT TESTICLES,
HERE I COME!
425
00:14:39,901 --> 00:14:41,765
♪ LOIS ♪
426
00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:43,332
♪ YOU CAN'T
SPELL "LOVE" ♪
427
00:14:43,401 --> 00:14:45,632
♪ WITHOUT "L," "O" ♪
428
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:47,665
♪ YOU CAN'T SPELL "IS" ♪
429
00:14:47,734 --> 00:14:50,065
♪ WITHOUT "I," "S" ♪
430
00:14:50,134 --> 00:14:52,299
♪ YOU CAN'T
SPELL "SILO" ♪
431
00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:54,399
♪ WITHOUT LOIS ♪
432
00:14:54,467 --> 00:14:56,065
AND SOLO FROM
THE PET ROCK!
433
00:14:57,467 --> 00:14:58,698
OH, NO! OH,
NO--NO!
434
00:14:58,767 --> 00:14:59,832
NO!
435
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:00,998
OH--OH, GOD!
OH, GOD!
436
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,498
OH, GOD!
OH, GOD!
OH, GOD!
437
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,932
[Woman]
WARNING. HOST'S OXYGEN
LEVELS RISING.
438
00:15:09,001 --> 00:15:10,565
HEART RATE INCREASING.
439
00:15:10,634 --> 00:15:12,232
OH, MY GOD!
EITHER THEY'RE
440
00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:14,599
WATCHING BATMAN OR
THEY'RE DOING THE DO!
441
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:16,465
♪[Batman theme playing]
442
00:15:17,701 --> 00:15:18,699
HMM.
443
00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:20,332
IF I'M GOING TO
REACH THE TESTICLES,
444
00:15:20,401 --> 00:15:22,898
AND DESTROY THE SPERM
BEFORE COITUS, I
MUST BUY SOME TIME.
445
00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:23,999
COMPUTER,
LOCATION?
446
00:15:24,067 --> 00:15:25,798
15 MILLIMETERS
NORTHEAST
447
00:15:25,867 --> 00:15:27,065
OF THE DUODENUM.
448
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:29,098
VERY WELL.
FIRE PHASERS!
449
00:15:30,334 --> 00:15:32,298
OH, JEEZ, MY
DUODENUM'S
ACTIN' UP!
450
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,165
ENTERING TESTICULAR PERIMETER.
451
00:15:42,267 --> 00:15:43,766
WELL, WELL.
452
00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:45,898
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT TODAY IS?
453
00:15:45,967 --> 00:15:48,432
A BAD DAY
TO BE A SPERM.
454
00:16:15,734 --> 00:16:17,299
[Air raid siren blaring]
455
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,798
UGH! WHAT
THE DEUCE?
456
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:33,498
WELL, IT SEEMS YOU'RE
OUT OF AMMUNITION.
457
00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:34,965
AS ARE YOU, STEWART!
458
00:16:35,034 --> 00:16:36,265
[Gasps]
YOU KNOW MY NAME!
459
00:16:36,334 --> 00:16:37,531
I KNOW MANY THINGS.
460
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:38,598
INDEED.
QUITE.
461
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:39,832
YES.
MMM.
462
00:16:39,901 --> 00:16:41,699
WELL, PERHAPS WE SHOULD
EXCHANGE MONOSYLLABIC
463
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,299
EXPRESSIONS OF
ARROGANCE IN PERSON.
464
00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:44,298
OH.
MMM.
465
00:16:44,367 --> 00:16:45,298
[Sperm]
YES.
466
00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:50,565
PETER, I'M WAITING.
467
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,132
[Peter]
I'M COMIN'.
468
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,465
♪[Salsa music playing]
469
00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:08,232
YOU CAME UNARMED?
470
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:09,365
AS WE AGREED.
471
00:17:09,434 --> 00:17:11,298
ADMIRABLE.
BUT FOOLISH!
472
00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:12,364
[Shots firing]
473
00:17:12,434 --> 00:17:13,364
AHH!
474
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,865
IT'S GOING TO BE
A SHAME TO DESTROY
475
00:17:16,934 --> 00:17:18,265
SUCH A
WORTHY
ADVERSARY.
476
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:20,165
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.
477
00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:21,432
[Both grunting]
478
00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:31,932
UGH.
AHH.
479
00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:33,332
I'VE GOT
YOU IN THE
SLEEPER HOLD!
480
00:17:33,401 --> 00:17:34,332
AS I YOU.
481
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:35,465
[Both grunting]
482
00:17:35,534 --> 00:17:37,632
YOUR ATTEMPTS
TO ESCAPE ARE...
483
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:38,632
[Both yawning]
484
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,231
FUTILE.
485
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,398
[Both snoring]
486
00:17:43,467 --> 00:17:44,565
[Snoring]
487
00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:45,632
[Yawning]
488
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:49,465
[Sniffs]
489
00:17:52,234 --> 00:17:53,231
AHH!
490
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:55,565
WELL, WELL.
491
00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:56,999
NAPTIME
APPEARS TO
BE OVER.
492
00:17:57,067 --> 00:17:58,899
GO AHEAD!
FINISH ME OFF!
493
00:17:58,968 --> 00:18:00,998
MY ONE
REGRET IS THAT I
WON'T BE ABLE
494
00:18:01,134 --> 00:18:03,098
TO DO AWAY WITH
THAT RED-HEADED WOMAN.
495
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:04,665
WHAT THE--
HOW THE DEVIL
496
00:18:04,734 --> 00:18:05,865
DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT LOIS?
497
00:18:05,934 --> 00:18:07,232
YOU'VE SEEN THAT
LITTLE GLEAM
498
00:18:07,301 --> 00:18:08,299
IN THE FAT
MAN'S EYE?
499
00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:09,432
THAT TWINKLE?
500
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,465
THAT'S ME
PLOTTING MY ESCAPE.
501
00:18:11,534 --> 00:18:12,765
YOU HATE LOIS?
502
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:14,199
I HATE
LOIS, TOO.
503
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:15,532
WHAT--WHAT ELSE
DO YOU HATE?
504
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:16,765
PEOPLE WHO
SEND PICTURES
505
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,799
OF THEIR FAMILIES
AS CHRISTMAS CARDS!
506
00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:21,065
OH--OH, PEOPLE
WHO USE THE
WORD "GUESSTIMATE."
507
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,265
GUYS WHO WEAR
SANDALS WITH SOCKS!
508
00:18:23,334 --> 00:18:24,999
[Both]
JASON PATRIC!
509
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:26,866
EW!
510
00:18:26,934 --> 00:18:28,399
YOU KNOW,
PERHAPS I'VE BEEN
511
00:18:28,467 --> 00:18:29,765
LOOKING AT THIS
THE WRONG WAY.
512
00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:31,399
I DARESAY, I SHOULD
EMBRACE THE IDEA
513
00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:32,865
OF HAVING A
LITTLE BROTHER.
514
00:18:32,934 --> 00:18:34,098
AFTER ALL,
IT'S OBVIOUS
515
00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:36,233
WE'D MAKE QUITE
A FORMIDABLE TEAM.
516
00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:40,132
AHH!
517
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,698
[Both laughing]
518
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,665
[Both laughing]
519
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,731
[Both laughing]
520
00:18:56,934 --> 00:18:57,932
[Beeping]
521
00:18:58,001 --> 00:18:59,099
[Gasps]
522
00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:00,565
[Woman]
2 MINUTES TO
RE-EXPANSION.
523
00:19:00,634 --> 00:19:02,598
DEAR GOD! I'LL
NEVER GET OUT
OF HERE IN TIME!
524
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,665
MOVE ASIDE!
I KNOW
A SHORTCUT!
525
00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:10,398
MMM.
526
00:19:14,767 --> 00:19:16,765
MMM.
527
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:20,398
MMM.
AHH!
528
00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:21,932
[Coughing]
529
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,264
RE-EXPANSION
IN 60 SECONDS.
530
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,431
THERE'S THE
TEAR DUCT.
531
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:30,765
WE'VE GOTTA
MAKE HIM CRY.
532
00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:32,499
I THINK I KNOW
JUST THE WAY.
533
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,432
ALL RIGHT.
FOLLOW MY LEAD.
534
00:19:38,501 --> 00:19:40,532
♪[Up Where
We Belong playing]
535
00:19:41,968 --> 00:19:46,233
♪ LOVE LIFT US UP
WHERE WE BELONG ♪
536
00:19:47,734 --> 00:19:51,531
♪ WHERE THE
EAGLES FLY ♪
537
00:19:51,601 --> 00:19:54,565
♪ ON A
MOUNTAIN HIGH ♪
538
00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:00,231
♪ LOVE LIFT US UP
WHERE WE BELONG ♪
539
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,166
OH, PETER,
I LOVE YOU.
540
00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:07,565
AND I LOVE YOU,
LOU GOSSETT, JR.
541
00:20:07,634 --> 00:20:08,832
IT WORKED!
HURRY NOW,
542
00:20:08,901 --> 00:20:10,899
YOU'VE GOT TO
GET DOWN THERE SO
YOU CAN BE BORN!
543
00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:13,232
10 SECONDS TO RE-EXPANSION.
544
00:20:13,301 --> 00:20:14,565
I GUESS THIS
IS GOOD-BYE.
545
00:20:14,634 --> 00:20:16,665
FOR NOW.
546
00:20:16,734 --> 00:20:18,765
OH, WHEN YOU'RE BORN,
DON'T LET THE DOCTOR
547
00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:20,665
SLAP YOU ON THE ASS.
IT DEGRADES US ALL.
548
00:20:20,734 --> 00:20:21,731
[Beeping]
549
00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:26,932
[Horn honking]
550
00:20:27,001 --> 00:20:27,999
[Honking]
551
00:20:36,334 --> 00:20:38,599
OH, GIVE IT
TO HER GOOD,
OLD MAN!
552
00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:39,732
PETER, WAIT.
553
00:20:39,801 --> 00:20:41,132
I--I'VE BEEN
THINKING.
554
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,865
IT'S BEEN A
LONG TIME
555
00:20:42,934 --> 00:20:44,365
SINCE WE
HAD SUCH A
WONDERFUL NIGHT.
556
00:20:44,434 --> 00:20:46,232
AND IT'S GONNA
BE IMPOSSIBLE
557
00:20:46,301 --> 00:20:47,765
TO SPEND TIME
TOGETHER LIKE THIS
558
00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:49,465
IF WE'RE RAISING
ANOTHER CHILD.
559
00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:51,498
WELL I--I THOUGHT,
UH, YOU KNOW,
560
00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:53,498
BRIAN WOULD KIND OF
DO A LOT OF THE WORK.
561
00:20:53,567 --> 00:20:54,665
I DON'T KNOW.
562
00:20:54,734 --> 00:20:56,265
I MEAN,
STEWIE ALONE
563
00:20:56,334 --> 00:20:57,932
NEEDS SO
MUCH ATTENTION.
564
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,299
MAYBE WE SHOULD
HOLD OFF ON
HAVIN' ANOTHER BABY.
565
00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:01,232
[Gasps]
566
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:02,732
YEAH, YOU
MAY BE RIGHT.
567
00:21:02,801 --> 00:21:04,531
NO! NO! NO!
YOU MUST RECEIVE
HIS SEED!
568
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,032
OH, HO,
HO. LOOK
WHO'S HERE.
569
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,398
B-BUT, LOIS, WE--
WE--WE STILL
570
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:09,432
GET TO DO
IT, RIGHT?
571
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,032
HONEY, NOT IN
FRONT OF STEWIE.
572
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:13,364
[Sighs]
OK. BACK
IN A MINUTE.
573
00:21:13,433 --> 00:21:14,799
NO! NO!
NO! NO!
574
00:21:14,868 --> 00:21:15,965
COME BACK HERE
THIS INSTANT,
575
00:21:16,034 --> 00:21:17,999
YOU FAT BASTARD,
AND DO HER!
576
00:21:18,534 --> 00:21:19,565
[Laughing]
577
00:21:19,633 --> 00:21:20,998
STOP--STOP IT.
578
00:21:21,067 --> 00:21:22,298
STOP TICKLING ME.
579
00:21:22,367 --> 00:21:23,299
STOP IT!
580
00:21:23,368 --> 00:21:24,333
I--I'LL KILL YOU.
581
00:21:24,401 --> 00:21:25,698
I SWEAR TO GOD.
582
00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:27,098
[Laughing]
583
00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:28,865
[Toilet flushing]
584
00:21:28,934 --> 00:21:30,265
WHA--
WHA--
585
00:21:30,334 --> 00:21:31,332
WHAT DID
YOU JUST DO?
586
00:21:34,301 --> 00:21:35,299
[Sighing]
587
00:21:35,767 --> 00:21:36,965
NO!
588
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,498
YOU KILLED
MY BROTHER!
589
00:21:38,567 --> 00:21:39,799
HOW COULD
YOU, YOU--
590
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,099
OH, MY GOD!
THE TWINKLE.
591
00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:45,099
HE'S--HE'S ALIVE.
592
00:21:45,168 --> 00:21:46,266
OH, WELL PLAYED,
593
00:21:46,335 --> 00:21:48,364
SPERM BROTHER.
WELL PLAYED!
594
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,899
HE'S MORE CLEVER
THAN I THOUGHT.
595
00:21:50,967 --> 00:21:52,665
PERHAPS TOO CLEVER.
596
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,198
♪[Theme music playing]