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♪ IT SEEMS TODAY
THAT ALL YOU SEE ♪
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♪ IS VIOLENCE IN MOVIES
AND SEX ON T.V. ♪
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♪ BUT WHERE ARE THOSE
GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED
VALUES ♪
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♪ ON WHICH WE USED TO RELY? ♪
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♪ LUCKY THERE'S A FAMILY GUY ♪
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♪ LUCKY THERE'S A MAN WHO'LL
POSITIVELY TELL YOU ♪
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♪ ALL THE THINGS
THAT MAKE US ♪
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♪ LAUGH 'N' CRY ♪
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♪ HE'S A FAMILY GUY ♪
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GOSH, SOME OF
THIS STUFF,
YOU WONDER
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WHO WOULD EVER
NEED IT IN BULK.
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I MEAN, LIKE
WATERMELONS.
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TOUCHE, COSTMART.
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BRIAN, WILL YOU
WATCH STEWIE
FOR A MINUTE?
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SURE.
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AND PLEASE KEEP
A CLOSE EYE ON HIM.
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REMEMBER WHAT
HAPPENED LAST TIME.
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STEWIE, GET DOWN
BEFORE YOU
HURT YOURSELF.
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SHUT UP! YOU'RE
NOT MY MOTHER!
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GOOD GOD! ARE
YOU ALL RIGHT?
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FINE. WHY DO
YOU ASK?
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MMM,
DELICIOUS.
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I WILL SERIOUSLY
CONSIDER PURCHASING
THIS PRODUCT.
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OH, WHAT HAVE
WE HERE? MAY
I PARTAKE?
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MMM.
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AH, SAUSAGE-SAN.
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PLAN TO BUY GREAT AMOUNT
FOR SAMURAI BUDDIES.
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SIR, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO KEEP MOVING TO
THE BACK OF THE LINE.
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YOU CAN HAVE AS
MANY AS YOU WANT.
THEY'RE FREE.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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HEY, CAN I HAVE
SOME MORE
SAUSAGE?
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YEAH.
ME, TOO?
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OH, THEY GOT A
GREAT DEAL ON PIANOS
IF YOU BUY A 4-PACK.
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MEG, HELP ME
GET THESE DOWN.
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[Man]
LOIS?
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OH, MY GOD!
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[Meg screaming]
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I DON'T
BELIEVE THIS.
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ROSS FISHMAN, IS
THAT REALLY YOU?
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I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
SINCE COLLEGE.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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GREAT, GREAT.
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WOW, LOIS! YOU HAVEN'T
AGED A BIT.
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[Laughing]
OH, THANK YOU.
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UH, THIS 12-PACK
OF FUNGICIDE IS FOR
MY DAUGHTER, MEG.
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AHEM.
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HELP ME.
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[Crowd laughing]
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HE'S FUNNY.
THAT WAS GREAT.
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IS IT 1981?
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[Sniffs]
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AH, YES,
THERE YOU ARE!
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OH, YOU PEOPLE AT
THE INDUSTRIAL
ADHESIVES CORPORATION
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CERTAINLY KNOW
HOW TO MAKE
A TASTY GLUE.
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WELL, THEN,
LET THE BANQUET BEGIN!
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WHOA, WHOA, WHAT THE
HELL ARE YOU DOING?
DON'T EAT THAT.
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OH, FOR GOD'S
SAKE! DON'T BE
SUCH A NERD!
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LOOK, I'M SUPPOSED
TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOU.
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IF LOIS SEES THIS,
SHE'LL KILL ME.
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[Grunting]
YOU CAN LET GO
OF MY HAND NOW.
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YOU CAN LET
GO OF MINE.
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[Both grunting]
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AH!
OW!
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AHH!
UGH!
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[Both gasping]
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OH...
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CRAP!
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WELL, ROSS, I CAN'T
TELL YOU HOW WONDERFUL
IT'S BEEN TO SEE YOU.
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IT'S A CRIME THAT
IT'S BEEN SO LONG.
WE WERE SO CLOSE.
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MAYBE WE COULD GET
TOGETHER FOR A CUP
OF COFFEE, CATCH UP.
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WELL...
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I DON'T KNOW, ROSS.
I'M MARRIED NOW.
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[Laughing]
WELL, SO AM I.
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DOES THAT MEAN WE'RE NOT
ALLOWED TO STAY IN
TOUCH WITH OLD FRIENDS?
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TELL YOU WHAT. IF
YOU CHANGE YOUR
MIND, HERE'S MY CARD.
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HEY, LOOK, DAD!
THEY HAVE 12-PACKS
OF KIDNEYS!
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YEAH, BUT YOU GOT TO
BUY THE COOLER, TOO.
THAT'S HOW THEY GET YOU.
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OKAY,
THANKS.
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WELL?
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WELL, THE GOOD NEWS
IS THE SAME COMPANY
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MAKES A SOLVENT
THAT'LL GET US UNSTUCK.
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THE BAD NEWS IS
IT TAKES 2 WEEKS
FOR DELIVERY.
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YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT
WE'RE STUCK LIKE THIS FOR
A BLOODY FORTNIGHT?
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YOU CANNOT TELL
LOIS ABOUT THIS.
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OH, AND WHAT
IF I DO?
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I'LL SHOW HER THOSE
PICTURES OF YOU WEARING
HER WEDDING DRESS.
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YOU SAID THERE
WAS NO FILM
IN THAT CAMERA!
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COME ON, STEWIE.
IT'S TIME TO
CHANGE YOUR DIAPER.
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UH, MIND
IF I WATCH?
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AND I'M JUST ASHAMED OF
MYSELF, BRIAN, THAT I LET
PETER'S JEALOUSY PREVENT ME
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FROM REKINDLING
AN OLD FRIENDSHIP,
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JUST BECAUSE IT
WAS WITH A MAN.
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YEAH, PETER'S NOT
EXACTLY THE MOST
UNDERSTANDING GUY
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WHEN IT COMES TO YOU
AND OTHER MEN. LIKE
THAT TIME AT THE MOVIES?
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UH, I--I--I--I--I, OH,
THIS IS-- UH, MY, THIS IS
TERRIBLY AWKWARD.
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BUT I--I--I--I JUST-- I
WANTED TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
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BUT I--I DON'T
KNOW. I SEEM TO BE SO
CHARMINGLY BEFUDDLED.
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AH! THAT
HUGH GRANT IS
SO HANDSOME.
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OH, IS THAT
HOW IT IS?
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COME HERE, YOU
HOME-WRECKING
BASTARD!
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UGH!
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DON'T DO IT, DAD!
HE'S BIGGER
THAN YOU!
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AND WHEN
YOU WENT TO
THAT CONCERT?
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[Crowd cheering]
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THANK YOU. THANK
YOU VERY MUCH.
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THIS NEXT ONE IS
FOR ALL THE LADIES
OUT THERE.
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[Cheering]
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AND THEN
THERE WAS LAST
SATURDAY NIGHT.
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OH, LOOK AT THAT
HANDSOME MAN.
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YOU SON
OF A BITCH!
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I CAN'T LET PETER'S
IRRATIONAL EMOTIONS
RUN MY LIFE!
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I'M GONNA CALL ROSS AND
SEE IF IT'S NOT TOO LATE
TO TAKE HIM UP ON HIS OFFER.
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WOULD YOU MIND
FINISHING UP?
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UH, SURE.
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YES, YES. DO YOU LIKE
CLEANING MY DOODIE,
BRIAN? SAY IT.
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SAY--SAY "I LIKE
CLEANING YOUR
DOODIE, STEWIE."
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HA! DON'T
FORGET THE TAINT.
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♪[Magnum, p.i. theme
music playing]
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T.C., YOU FLY
THE CHOPPER
AROUND THE ISLAND.
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I'LL GO TALK
TO THE BEAUTIFUL
WOMEN.
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AND TATTOO HERE
WILL KEEP AN EYE OUT
FOR THE KIDNAPPERS.
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UH, HIGGINS.
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WE'LL NEED TO HAVE
SECURITY UNLOCK THE
GATE FOR ME OUT FRONT.
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OK, TATTOO?
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UH, IT'S HIGGINS.
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WHAT?
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TH-THE NAME
I-IS HIGGINS.
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WHAT'S
YOUR NAME?
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TATTOO!
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[Lois]
OH, UM, PETER,
I'M JUST, UH...
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UH, GONNA
GO OUT FOR
A FEW HOURS.
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UH, SO, I--I'LL
RETURN IN
A FEW HOURS.
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YEAH, I'LL
DO IT WHEN
THIS IS OVER.
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HEY, LOIS, CAN YOU
GRAB ME A BEER?
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LOIS?
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DAD, I THINK
SHE WENT OUT.
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ALL RIGHT.
THEN YOU BE LOIS.
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OK.
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HEY, LOIS, CAN
YOU GRAB ME A BE--
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OH, MY GOD!
YOU'VE REALLY
LET YOURSELF GO!
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WELL, MAYBE IF YOU
BOUGHT ME SOME NICE
CLOTHES ONCE IN A WHILE!
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[Siren wails]
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PETER GRIFFIN, WE KNOW
YOU'RE IN THERE!
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COME OUT WITH
YOUR HANDS UP!
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FOOLED
YOU!
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[All laughing]
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YEAH, YOU SURE DID.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
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IT'S THE
NEW POLICE
SURVEILLANCE VAN.
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WE'RE GOING
ON A BEER RUN.
WANT TO JOIN US?
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NAH, I QUIT
DRINKING. I THINK
I MIGHT BE AN ALCOHOLIC.
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WHAT?
OH, MY GOD!
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OH, MAN!
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[Laughing]
FOOLED YOU!
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COME ON. LET'S GO
DRINK TILL WE CAN'T
FEEL FEELINGS ANY MORE.
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THIS VAN HAS THE LATEST
IN LAW-ENFORCEMENT
TECHNOLOGY. WATCH.
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SUSPECT! SUSPECT!
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT!
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[Laughing]
SWEET.
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HEY,
LET ME TRY.
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CLEVELAND,
DON'T!
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MINORITY SUSPECT!
MINORITY SUSPECT!
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AH! UGH!
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DANGER, HE'S
GOT A GUN!
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OH! OW! OW!
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OH! OW! OW!
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HEY, JOE!
THE VAN'S
GONE!
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NO, NO.
IT'S GOT A
CLOAKING DEVICE
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THAT DISGUISES IT
AS 2 HOMELESS GUYS
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FIGHTING OVER A
WEDGE OF CHEESE.
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HEY, PETER, ISN'T
THAT LOIS OVER THERE
IN THAT DINER?
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NAH, WHAT WOULD LOIS
BE DOING AT A DINER?
I ALREADY ATE.
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TAKE A LOOK.
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OH, MY GOD!
THAT IS LOIS! WHY
THE HELL WOULD SHE--
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WHOA! I CAN SEE
YOUR SKIN CELLS!
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OH, HEY, I SAW YOUR PICTURE ON
THE COVER OF SCIENTIFIC
AMERICAN. YOU LOOKED GREAT.
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OH, PLEASE! WHERE
MY EYES ARE, LIKE,
HALF-CLOSED?
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GOD! JUST TAKE THE
DAMN COMPLIMENT.
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WHAT THE HELL
IS LOIS DOING
WITH ANOTHER MAN?
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IS IT POSSIBLE
SHE'S A WHORE?
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UH, YOU KNOW, JUST ON
WEEKENDS TO HELP PAY
FOR HER MOM'S DIALYSIS?
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AS IN MY
FANTASY?
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UH, YOU
KNOW WHAT?
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LET'S JUST
START OVER. HI,
I'M QUAGMIRE.
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I WISH I KNEW WHAT
SHE WAS SAYING.
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I THINK I CAN HELP.
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AH, YOUR WIFE
AND CHILDREN
ARE BEAUTIFUL.
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IT'S SO GOOD TO
CATCH UP, ROSS.
I'M GLAD I CALLED.
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I'M GLAD
YOU DID, TOO.
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SO, WAS YOUR HUSBAND
OK WITH YOU COMING HERE?
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UH, YES, HE
TURNED OUT TO BE
JUST FINE WITH IT.
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ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE WHAT
WE CAN PICK UP.
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[Mort]
PLEASE DON'T
SPIT IN MY EGGS.
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PLEASE DON'T SPIT IN
MY EGGS. PLEASE DON'T
SPIT IN MY EGGS.
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THANK YOU FOR THE EGGS!
GOD, I HOPE HE DIDN'T
SPIT IN MY EGGS!
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[Man]
HEY, DOUG. I JUST SPIT
IN THAT GUY'S EGGS.
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[Creature]
OUR ARMIES ARE READY.
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SOON IT WILL BE TIME
TO LEAVE THE SEWERS
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AND STRIKE BACK AT THE
HUMANS IN THE OVERWORLD.
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I'M GLAD WE BOTH
FOUND SOMEONE
TO MAKE US HAPPY.
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[Lois]
I REALLY ENJOY
BEING WITH YOU, ROSS.
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I'M HAVING
A GREAT TIME.
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OH, MY GOD!
THAT'S WHO
THAT IS.
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ROSS FISHMAN,
LOIS'S OLD
BOYFRIEND.
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I THINK WE'RE
LOSING THEM.
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WAIT! I GOT TO
HEAR MORE!
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PETER, THE POWER'S
NOT SUPPOSED TO
GO THAT HIGH!
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[Quagmire]
DAMN, THIS ITCHES! I
WONDER WHO GAVE IT TO ME.
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PROBABLY THAT
SKANK WHO NEEDED
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A RIDE TO THE
GAS STATION!
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LAST TIME I DO
SOMEBODY A FAVOR!
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OH, GOD! THEY MUST
HAVE HEARD ME! OH,
GOD! I CAN HEAR ME!
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♪[Humming]
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[Licking noises]
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OH!
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WHAT THE HELL DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?
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I'M
CLEANING
MYSELF.
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00:08:29,867 --> 00:08:33,532
UCH. YOU WERE CLEAN
15 MINUTES AGO, NOW
YOU'RE JUST ON VACATION.
217
00:08:34,901 --> 00:08:37,264
SO, LOIS IS SEEING
OLD BOYFRIENDS, HUH?
218
00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:41,199
WELL, 2 CAN PLAY AT THAT
GAME. I JUST GOTTA FIND
MY LITTLE BLACK BOOK.
219
00:08:58,267 --> 00:08:59,266
AH,
HERE IT IS.
220
00:09:04,567 --> 00:09:05,765
UH, BRENDA?
221
00:09:05,834 --> 00:09:09,465
PETER! OH, MY GOD!
IT'S BEEN 25 YEARS!
222
00:09:09,534 --> 00:09:12,998
YEAH. SO, UH,
I GUESS YOU'RE
MARRIED NOW, HUH?
223
00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:14,231
YEAH.
224
00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:15,298
[Exhaling]
225
00:09:15,366 --> 00:09:16,366
[Thudding]
226
00:09:16,434 --> 00:09:17,699
[Baby crying]
227
00:09:17,767 --> 00:09:20,966
HEY, RICKY,
YOU WERE RIGHT!
I WAS PREGNANT!
228
00:09:23,001 --> 00:09:24,032
[Doorbell ringing]
229
00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:26,499
HEY, WHAT'S UP,
PETE? LONG TIME
NO SEE.
230
00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:28,865
GOSH, PATTY!
THE YEARS HAVE
BEEN GREAT TO YOU.
231
00:09:28,934 --> 00:09:30,365
WELL, I OWE
THAT TO MY
BETTER HALF.
232
00:09:30,434 --> 00:09:31,832
WHO IS IT,
SIR?
233
00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,198
UH, ANGIE?
234
00:09:37,266 --> 00:09:40,432
PETER? OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD!
COME IN!
235
00:09:48,934 --> 00:09:51,132
UH, WHAT IS
ALL THIS STUFF?
236
00:09:51,201 --> 00:09:55,231
OH, PETER, I HAVE
BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
MOMENT FOR 25 YEARS!
237
00:09:55,300 --> 00:09:57,631
I HAVEN'T WASHED
MY HAND SINCE
YOU LAST TOUCHED IT.
238
00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,098
OH, MY GOD!
THAT'S DISGUSTING!
239
00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:00,831
[Laughing]
AND LOOK! LOOK!
240
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:04,932
I LEFT THE TOILET JUST
AS IT WAS THE NIGHT
WE WENT TO PROM.
241
00:10:05,001 --> 00:10:08,431
IT'S THE LITTLE PIECE
OF YOU THAT'S KEPT
YOUR MEMORY ALIVE.
242
00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,932
BUT NOW I HAVE
YOU BACK...
243
00:10:11,767 --> 00:10:14,298
OH, WELL. AT LEAST
I STILL HAVE YOU.
244
00:10:14,967 --> 00:10:16,331
YOU HUNGRY?
245
00:10:17,901 --> 00:10:18,932
[Siren]
246
00:10:19,001 --> 00:10:20,265
OH, CRAP!
247
00:10:21,467 --> 00:10:22,965
ALL RIGHT. LET ME
HANDLE THIS.
248
00:10:23,034 --> 00:10:26,798
YOU WERE GOING 65,
FELLA. THAT'S 10 MILES
OVER THE...
249
00:10:26,868 --> 00:10:28,565
WHY ARE YOU
HOLDING THAT
INFANT'S HAND?
250
00:10:28,634 --> 00:10:29,565
WE MET ON
THE INTERNET.
251
00:10:29,633 --> 00:10:30,532
SHUT UP!
252
00:10:30,601 --> 00:10:32,465
YES, HE LURED ME
DOWN TO THE PARK
253
00:10:32,534 --> 00:10:34,498
WITH PROMISES
OF CANDY AND
FUNNY STORIES.
254
00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:37,399
OFFICER, YOU EVER
HEAR OF THAT SUPER
INDUSTRIAL ADHESIVE?
255
00:10:37,468 --> 00:10:39,032
ACTUALLY,
YES, WE HAVE.
256
00:10:46,467 --> 00:10:48,532
DAD, HOW COME
YOU KEEP LOOKING
AT THE DOOR?
257
00:10:48,601 --> 00:10:51,399
[Laughing]
OH, MEG. YOU
AND YOUR DRUGS.
258
00:10:51,467 --> 00:10:52,499
[Doorbell rings]
259
00:10:52,567 --> 00:10:54,798
OH! I WONDER WHO
THAT COULD BE.
260
00:10:55,433 --> 00:10:56,598
PETER GIFFORD?
261
00:10:56,667 --> 00:11:00,198
[Gasps]
MY GOD! DORA,
MY OLD GIRLFRIEND.
262
00:11:00,266 --> 00:11:02,865
WHAT A SURPRISE
THAT YOU WOULD
WANT TO LOOK ME UP!
263
00:11:02,933 --> 00:11:04,831
YOU ALWAYS
THOUGHT I WAS
SO HANDSOME.
264
00:11:04,901 --> 00:11:07,298
PETER, CAN I
SEE YOU IN THE
OTHER ROOM?
265
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,398
[Door closes]
266
00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:09,499
YEAH, GO.
S-SAY IT.
267
00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:10,599
SHOULD I?
YEAH.
268
00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:11,732
I--I CAN'T.
J--JUST SAY IT.
269
00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:13,032
OK.
270
00:11:13,101 --> 00:11:14,932
UH, HOW FAR
CAN YOU GET
THIS BANANA DOWN--
271
00:11:15,001 --> 00:11:17,532
I CAN'T SAY IT.
SHE'S LOOKING
RIGHT AT ME.
272
00:11:17,601 --> 00:11:19,166
PETER, WHAT THE
HELL IS THIS ABOUT?
273
00:11:19,234 --> 00:11:22,298
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT'S
ABOUT. IT'S ABOUT YOU
AND ROSS FISHMAN!
274
00:11:22,367 --> 00:11:23,265
WHAT?
275
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:24,665
I SAW YOU WITH
HIM THE OTHER DAY,
276
00:11:24,734 --> 00:11:26,198
BREAKING THE
5TH COMMANDMENT!
277
00:11:26,267 --> 00:11:28,632
CONGRESS PASSES
THESE THINGS FOR
A REASON, LOIS!
278
00:11:28,701 --> 00:11:31,932
OH, THAT'S IT! PETER,
YOU'RE SUFFOCATING ME
WITH YOUR JEALOUSY.
279
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,132
I CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE. I'M CALLING
A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR.
280
00:11:35,201 --> 00:11:38,232
I MEAN, I CAN'T EVEN
HAVE COFFEE WITH A FRIEND
WITHOUT YOU FREAKING OUT!
281
00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:39,298
WHAT IS
YOUR PROBLEM?
282
00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:40,865
YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT MY PROBLEM IS?
283
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:44,266
YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT MY PROBLEM IS?
I LOVE TOO MUCH!
284
00:11:44,334 --> 00:11:45,798
PETER, WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
285
00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:47,431
DON'T YOU SEE,
LOIS? WE'RE ALIVE!
286
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,832
PETER, YOU'RE
SCARING ME!
287
00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:51,599
GOOD! EMBRACE THE FEAR!
DANCE WITH ME, LOIS!
288
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,264
DANCE THE DANCE OF LIFE!
289
00:11:56,068 --> 00:11:58,164
YEAH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
CALL THAT MARRIAGE COUNSELOR.
290
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:02,199
MR. AND MRS. GRIFFIN,
I HAVE REVIEWED
291
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,398
YOUR SITUATION
AND I HAVE A
SUGGESTION.
292
00:12:04,467 --> 00:12:06,098
WE'RE WILLING
TO DO WHATEVER
IT TAKES.
293
00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:08,865
I'D LIKE TO PUT
VIDEO CAMERAS IN
EVERY ROOM OF YOUR HOUSE,
294
00:12:08,934 --> 00:12:11,832
SO THAT I CAN
OBSERVE YOUR
UNCENSORED BEHAVIOR.
295
00:12:11,901 --> 00:12:13,932
WOW! JUST LIKE
THAT SHOW,
BIG BROTHER.
296
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,965
EX-EXCEPT
SOMEBODY'LL
BE WATCHING.
297
00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:20,932
ALL RIGHT. I'VE
LOOKED THROUGH ALL
THE VIDEO FOOTAGE.
298
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,932
AND I'VE COMPILED
WHAT I BELIEVE
TO BE AN
299
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,999
ACCURATE
CROSS-SECTION OF
YOUR HOME LIFE.
300
00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:26,365
HERE ARE
THE RESULTS.
301
00:12:27,868 --> 00:12:28,798
[Glass breaking]
302
00:12:28,868 --> 00:12:30,066
PETER,
GIVE CHRIS
A SPANKING.
303
00:12:30,134 --> 00:12:31,365
OK.
304
00:12:31,433 --> 00:12:33,899
CHRIS, I'M WATCHING
THE GAME. YOU KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
305
00:12:35,433 --> 00:12:36,832
OW! OW!
306
00:12:36,901 --> 00:12:38,565
OW! OW!
307
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,999
"THIS HURTS
ME MORE THAN
IT HURTS YOU."
308
00:12:41,068 --> 00:12:41,932
OW!
309
00:12:42,001 --> 00:12:45,132
"DEAR DIARY,
KEVIN IS SO HOT.
310
00:12:45,201 --> 00:12:47,799
"TODAY HE WAS
OUT IN THE YARD
RAKING LEAVES.
311
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,065
[All laughing]
312
00:12:49,134 --> 00:12:51,732
"GOD, I WISH HE'D
THROW ME INTO THAT
PILE OF LEAVES!"
313
00:12:51,801 --> 00:12:54,399
[Laughing]
314
00:12:54,467 --> 00:12:58,432
HEY, WHAT'S EVERYBODY...
OH, MY GOD! MY DIARY!
I HATE YOU ALL!
315
00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,765
[Crying]
316
00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:03,532
KEEP
GOING.
317
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:08,432
NO. IT'S STEP-HIP-STEP-
PIVOT. ARE YOU TRYING
TO PISS OFF THE VOLCANO?
318
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,732
UH, GET MY BACK,
WOULD YOU?
319
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,298
OH, THAT'S IT.
320
00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:13,766
OH, THAT
FEELS GOOD.
321
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,198
HEY, LOIS, CAN
YOU GIVE ME A
HAND WITH THIS JAR?
322
00:13:16,266 --> 00:13:18,265
OH, FOR HEAVEN'S
SAKE, PETER!
323
00:13:18,334 --> 00:13:19,265
AH!
324
00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:20,565
[Laughing]
325
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:21,731
GOTCHA!
326
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,032
[Lois screaming]
327
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:26,565
TO BE HONEST,
I'VE NEVER SEEN
SUCH DYSFUNCTION.
328
00:13:26,634 --> 00:13:30,831
MR. AND MRS. GRIFFIN,
WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SUGGEST
MAY SEEM UNORTHODOX.
329
00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:34,365
I RECOMMEND A TRIAL
SEPARATION, DURING
WHICH TIME I ADVISE
330
00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:36,032
THAT YOU DATE
OTHER PEOPLE.
331
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:38,732
I BELIEVE THIS WILL HELP
YOU GATHER PERSPECTIVE
ON YOUR MARRIAGE.
332
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:39,765
DATE OTHER
PEOPLE?
333
00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:40,999
OH, MY GOD!
334
00:13:41,068 --> 00:13:43,298
I REALIZE THIS IS
VERY UPSETTING FOR YOU.
335
00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:45,732
THAT'S WHY I'VE
INVITED HOWIE MANDELL
TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD
336
00:13:45,801 --> 00:13:48,298
BY BLOWING UP A
SURGICAL GLOVE
WITH HIS NOSE.
337
00:13:48,367 --> 00:13:50,932
[Inhaling and blowing]
338
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,164
[Gasps]
339
00:14:01,734 --> 00:14:03,166
[Laughs]
340
00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:09,765
BOY, THIS FEELS
REALLY WEIRD, LOIS.
341
00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:11,999
I KNOW. BUT MAYBE
THE DOCTOR'S RIGHT.
342
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:14,166
THIS TIME
APART COULD
BE GOOD FOR US.
343
00:14:14,234 --> 00:14:15,698
AH, I DON'T
KNOW, LOIS.
344
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:18,065
SPLITTING UP DIDN'T
WORK TOO WELL FOR
PAC MAN AND HIS WIFE.
345
00:14:18,134 --> 00:14:19,898
HEY, COME ON,
BUDDY. FORGET
ABOUT HER.
346
00:14:19,968 --> 00:14:21,698
YEAH. YOU'RE
TOO GOOD FOR
HER ANYWAY.
347
00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:22,798
CHEER UP,
MAN.
348
00:14:22,867 --> 00:14:24,333
HEY--HEY!
YOU WANT TO
EAT US? HUH?
349
00:14:24,401 --> 00:14:26,498
WHAT? WE'RE TURNING BLUE!
OH, MY GOD!
350
00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:27,999
WE'VE GOT
NOWHERE
TO RUN.
351
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,565
HE'S GONNA GET US.
HE'S STILL GOT US.
352
00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:31,066
HE'S GONNA GET US!
OH, MY GOD!
353
00:14:31,134 --> 00:14:32,331
OH, OH, OH.
354
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:35,665
OH, HE'S NOT
BUDGING. COME ON.
LET'S GO TO Q-BERT'S.
355
00:14:35,734 --> 00:14:37,932
I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU PUTTING ME UP,
CLEVELAND.
356
00:14:38,001 --> 00:14:40,398
OUR HOUSE IS
YOUR HOUSE,
PETER.
357
00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:42,199
I'D SIT HERE
AND CHAT WITH YOU,
358
00:14:42,268 --> 00:14:44,298
BUT I NEED TO GET
BACK UPSTAIRS
TO LORETTA,
359
00:14:44,366 --> 00:14:48,364
BECAUSE IT'S
OUR ANNIVERSARY AND
THE GETTIN'S GOOD.
360
00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:50,332
[Thumping]
361
00:14:50,401 --> 00:14:51,699
[Cleveland]
OW! OW!
OW! OW!
362
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,066
OW! OW!
363
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:54,665
OW! OW!
364
00:14:54,734 --> 00:14:56,565
WHEN IS IT GONNA
BE MY TURN?
365
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:57,999
OW! OW!
366
00:14:58,068 --> 00:14:59,565
OW! OW!
367
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,765
PETER, YOU ARE WELCOME
TO STAY WITH US AS
LONG AS YOU LIKE.
368
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,098
AW, THANKS,
MURIEL.
369
00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:07,199
SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU GUYS
DO FOR FUN AROUND HERE?
370
00:15:07,267 --> 00:15:08,866
WE LIKE TO WATCH
OLD MOVIES WHILE
371
00:15:08,934 --> 00:15:10,766
LISTENING TO
HOTEL CALIFORNIA,
372
00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:13,465
TO SEE IF IT
SYNCHS UP IN
A SIGNIFICANT WAY.
373
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,732
AND SO FAR, NO.
NOTHING HAS.
374
00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:19,299
[Telephone rings]
375
00:15:19,368 --> 00:15:20,432
HELLO?
376
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,699
[Quagmire]
HEY, LOIS. IS
PETER THERE?
377
00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:24,265
OH, HI, QUAGMIRE.
NO, PETER'S NOT HOME.
378
00:15:24,334 --> 00:15:25,699
WE'RE, UH,
379
00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:28,332
[Sighs]
WE'RE HAVING SOME
MINOR MARITAL PROBLEMS.
380
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,832
OUR THERAPIST HAS
ADVISED US TO DATE
OTHER PEOPLE.
381
00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:32,199
[Dial tone, footsteps]
382
00:15:32,267 --> 00:15:33,799
HEY LOIS, YOU
WANT TO GO OUT?
383
00:15:33,868 --> 00:15:35,865
WHAT? WE-- I DON'T
KNOW, GLEN.
384
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:39,499
PETER AND I JUST
SEPARATED. I FEEL LIKE
I NEED MORE TIME.
385
00:15:40,634 --> 00:15:41,298
EH.
386
00:15:41,367 --> 00:15:42,598
HOW ABOUT NOW?
387
00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:44,565
WELL, WE ARE
SUPPOSED TO SEE
OTHER PEOPLE.
388
00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:47,565
AND I GUESS IT'S BETTER
TO GO OUT WITH YOU
THAN SOME SEX PERVERT.
389
00:15:47,633 --> 00:15:50,164
I'M IN! GIGGIDY,
GIGGIDY, GIGGIDY,
GIGGIDY, GOO!
390
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,232
[Stewie gasping]
391
00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:57,765
OH!
GOD BLAST IT!
WOULD YOU
392
00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:59,466
HOLD IT
FOR 5 SECONDS?
393
00:15:59,534 --> 00:16:00,799
[Panting]
394
00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:04,899
OK.
395
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,199
SO, MR. GRIFFIN,
HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE
396
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,132
A BACHELOR
ON THE PROWL,
ONCE AGAIN?
397
00:16:11,201 --> 00:16:12,999
AH, IT'S NOT
AS GREAT AS
YOU MIGHT THINK.
398
00:16:13,067 --> 00:16:15,765
I GUESS I JUST DON'T
HAVE THE SAME WAY WITH
WOMEN THAT I USED TO.
399
00:16:16,566 --> 00:16:18,199
[Coughing]
400
00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:20,032
MMM, THAT WAS NICE.
THAT WAS NICE.
401
00:16:20,101 --> 00:16:21,965
I--I HAD A REALLY
GREAT TIME
WITH YOU TODAY,
402
00:16:22,034 --> 00:16:24,265
BEAUTIFUL STRANGER.
WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?
403
00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:25,265
UGH!
404
00:16:25,334 --> 00:16:26,265
[Coughing]
405
00:16:26,334 --> 00:16:27,432
[Laughing]
406
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,598
GROSS. I STILL
THINK YOU'RE
NEAT THOUGH.
407
00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:31,898
YOU SHOULD TRY
A VIDEO DATING
SERVICE, PETER.
408
00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:33,565
THAT'S HOW
MURIEL AND I MET.
409
00:16:33,633 --> 00:16:36,698
LET ME SHOW YOU
MORT'S TAPE. HE
WAS SO CHARMING.
410
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,265
AH! OH, MY EYES!
411
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,798
COULD YOU PLEASE
TURN DOWN THAT
VERY BRIGHT LIGHT?
412
00:16:42,867 --> 00:16:44,431
IT'S BURNING
MY RETINAS.
413
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,532
OH!
414
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,698
LADIES, I'M A
VERY DESPERATE MAN.
415
00:16:47,767 --> 00:16:50,265
MY NAME IS MORT
AND I LIVE
WITH MY MOTHER.
416
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:52,132
AND I HAVE VERY
LOW STANDARDS.
417
00:16:52,201 --> 00:16:53,265
[Sneezing]
418
00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:55,632
OH, GOD!
THERE'S BLOOD
IN MY MUCUS!
419
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,265
[Insect buzzing]
420
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,632
AH! WHAT THE HELL
IS WRONG WITH YOU?
421
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:02,765
UGH!
422
00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:06,498
HEY, THERE'S THE
MAIL! OH, FINALLY.
423
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:12,632
ALL RIGHT, IT SAYS IT
TAKES AN HOUR FOR THIS
SOLVENT TO TAKE EFFECT.
424
00:17:12,701 --> 00:17:14,765
WELL, LET'S SEE.
WHAT TAKES AN HOUR?
425
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,765
WE COULD WATCH
RITA RUDNER DO
5 MINUTES OF STAND-UP.
426
00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:19,232
BA-ZING!
427
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:21,832
OH, BOY! WE'RE GONNA
HAVE A SWELL TIME
TONIGHT, LOIS.
428
00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:25,399
GLEN, THANK YOU FOR BEING
SUCH A GOOD FRIEND AND
LOOKING AFTER ME LIKE THIS.
429
00:17:25,467 --> 00:17:28,332
HA! NO PROBLEM. IT'S
KINDA CHILLY OUT, SO I
BROUGHT YOU A JACKET.
430
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,299
OH, NO, THANKS.
I'LL BE FINE.
431
00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:31,565
PLEASE?
432
00:17:36,067 --> 00:17:38,432
PETER, MURIEL
AND I BOTH FEEL
THAT YOU NEED TO
433
00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:41,564
FOLLOW YOUR
THERAPIST'S ADVICE
AND START DATING.
434
00:17:41,633 --> 00:17:43,965
AH, JEEZ, MORT! I--I
DON'T KNOW IF I'M READY.
435
00:17:44,034 --> 00:17:45,432
AH, COME ON,
STUD.
436
00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:47,999
WE'VE GOT IT ALL
SET UP FOR YOU TO
GO OUT WITH OUR NIECE.
437
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,431
HONEY, COME ON
OUT HERE AND
MEET PETER GRIFFIN.
438
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:54,232
PETER, THIS IS
OUR NIECE,
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT.
439
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,199
NICE TO MEET YOU.
440
00:17:55,267 --> 00:17:56,831
ALL RIGHT, I'M
GETTING UP.
441
00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:58,965
HI. PETER GRIFFIN.
SO, WHERE DO YOU
WANT TO GO?
442
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:02,065
WE CAN GO ANYWHERE
EXCEPT THE DISCO. THEY
DON'T LET ME IN THERE ANYMORE.
443
00:18:02,134 --> 00:18:04,199
♪[Disco music playing]
444
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,632
OW! OH!
445
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:14,298
CRAPPY MEXICANS
AND YOUR GLASS CANDY!
446
00:18:17,734 --> 00:18:18,765
HEY, WHAT'S
GOING ON?
447
00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:20,498
THERE'S A LITTLE GIRL
DOWN IN THAT WELL.
448
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,066
OH, MY GOD!
449
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,898
UNFORTUNATELY,
NOBODY'S ARMS ARE
LONG ENOUGH TO REACH HER.
450
00:18:23,968 --> 00:18:25,266
EXCEPT THAT
ONE GUY.
451
00:18:25,335 --> 00:18:27,498
BUT HE'S HELPING
THAT WOMAN TICKLE
A MIDGET IN A TREE.
452
00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:29,865
TEE, HEE!
HO! HO!
STOP IT!
453
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,898
HO, HO, HO.
TEE, HEE!
HO! HO!
454
00:18:34,001 --> 00:18:36,632
OH, GOD! YOU WANT
TO RESCUE HER,
DON'T YOU?
455
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,066
UCH. IT'S TIMES
LIKE THIS I WISH
456
00:18:38,134 --> 00:18:40,333
THEY'D USED ME FOR
STEM-CELL RESEARCH.
457
00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:42,565
HELP ME!
458
00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:47,199
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS
SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS
THE HOSE AGAIN. HA!
459
00:18:47,268 --> 00:18:49,099
ALL RIGHT, I'M
GONNA LOWER YOU IN.
460
00:18:50,967 --> 00:18:52,799
I JUST NOTICED. HOW
OFTEN DO YOU SEE
461
00:18:52,867 --> 00:18:54,932
A 17TH CENTURY WELL
IN THIS DAY AND AGE?
462
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,333
HURRY UP! THE
GLUE'S WEARING OFF!
463
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:57,832
ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT!
464
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,398
WE DID IT.
465
00:19:06,466 --> 00:19:07,498
JOB WELL DONE.
466
00:19:07,566 --> 00:19:08,999
AND WE'RE NOT STUCK
TOGETHER ANYMORE.
467
00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:09,965
THANK GOD!
468
00:19:10,034 --> 00:19:11,199
YOU SAID IT.
469
00:19:11,268 --> 00:19:12,765
DO YOU WANT TO
HOLD HANDS ON THE
WALK HOME?
470
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:13,865
YEAH, SURE.
471
00:19:13,934 --> 00:19:15,998
OH, SUSIE! THANK GOD
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!
472
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,999
WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS ISN'T
MY LITTLE GIRL.
473
00:19:18,068 --> 00:19:18,965
[Girl screaming]
474
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:20,499
HEY! THAT
WAS MY WIFE!
475
00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:23,498
TEE, HEE!
TEE, HEE!
476
00:19:23,566 --> 00:19:24,831
♪[Romantic piano
music playing]
477
00:19:24,901 --> 00:19:26,232
I KNOW WHAT YOU
DID LAST SUMMER?
478
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:27,332
NO, NEVER
HEARD OF IT.
479
00:19:27,401 --> 00:19:28,498
THE DEVIL AND
DANIEL WEBSTER?
480
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,232
NOPE.
PARTY OF 5?
481
00:19:30,301 --> 00:19:31,232
WAS THAT A PORNO?
482
00:19:31,301 --> 00:19:32,832
[Sighs]
483
00:19:32,901 --> 00:19:35,099
HEY--HEY, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT. SOMETIMES YOU
GOTTA DO A LOT OF CRAP
484
00:19:35,168 --> 00:19:36,765
BEFORE THEY
PUT YOU IN
ANYTHING DECENT.
485
00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:38,765
OH, THE FOOD
HERE IS FANTASTIC.
486
00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:41,198
THIS IS WHERE
I TOOK LOIS ON
OUR FIRST DATE.
487
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:43,231
YOU ORDERED A PIE
FOR AN APPETIZER?
488
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:46,598
OH, YEAH, DON'T WORRY. I'LL
GO TO THE JOHN AND FIRE 1
OUT IN ABOUT 5 MINUTES.
489
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:48,098
THAT SHOULD
MAKE SOME ROOM
FOR DINNER.
490
00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:49,398
HERE'S
YOUR TABLE,
MR. QUAGMIRE.
491
00:19:49,467 --> 00:19:50,432
THANKS.
492
00:19:50,501 --> 00:19:51,832
HEY, HOW ABOUT
A COUPLE OF DRINKS?
493
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,399
CERTAINLY, SIR.
494
00:19:53,467 --> 00:19:55,365
MARTINI FOR YOU AND
THE USUAL ROOFIE COLADA
FOR YOUR DATE?
495
00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:59,498
NO, NO, NO. I--I-- WE-- I
WOULDN'T BRING--
UH, GLASS OF WINE.
496
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:02,665
[Gasps]
OH, MY GOD! THAT'S
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT!
497
00:20:02,733 --> 00:20:05,564
[Gasps]
WOW! I WONDER WHO
SHE'S HERE WITH?
498
00:20:05,633 --> 00:20:07,799
SHE COULD DATE ANY
MAN SHE WANTED TO.
499
00:20:09,868 --> 00:20:12,032
THERE. MADE LOTS OF
ROOM. HEY, WAITER.
500
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,365
THAT--THAT SIGN IN
THE BATHROOM ABOUT
WASHING YOUR HANDS,
501
00:20:14,433 --> 00:20:16,065
THAT'S ONLY FOR
THE STAFF, RIGHT?
502
00:20:16,134 --> 00:20:17,698
UH, TECHNICALLY, YES.
503
00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:19,966
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
GREAT. OH, MAN!
504
00:20:20,034 --> 00:20:22,433
THESE ALL LOOK GOOD,
EVERY ONE OF 'EM.
505
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,598
HEY, YOU WANT
SOME BREAD?
506
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:24,632
NO!
507
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,665
PETER,
IS THAT YOU?
508
00:20:26,734 --> 00:20:29,066
PETER? OH, NO!
I CAN'T LET HIM
SEE ME!
509
00:20:29,135 --> 00:20:31,032
IT'S OK,
QUAGMIRE. WE'RE
JUST DOING
510
00:20:31,101 --> 00:20:33,232
WHAT THE THERAPIST
SAID WE SHOULD DO.
511
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,298
PETER, I THINK IT'S
GREAT YOU'RE OUT WITH
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT.
512
00:20:36,367 --> 00:20:39,098
HI. I LOVED YOU
IN HEARTBREAKERS.
513
00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:41,332
YOU BE ON YOUR
BEST BEHAVIOR.
514
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,132
HERE YOU GO,
SWEETHEART. OPEN UP.
515
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,331
[Gasps]
NO!
516
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,498
[Squealing]
517
00:20:46,566 --> 00:20:47,932
THERE YOU GO.
ISN'T THIS
ROMANTIC?
518
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:48,932
THAT'S IT!
519
00:20:49,001 --> 00:20:50,932
YOU HAVE GOT TO
BE THE MOST VILE,
520
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:53,165
DISGUSTING HUMAN
BEING I'VE EVER MET!
521
00:20:53,233 --> 00:20:57,198
AND I HAVE NEVER
BEEN MORE TURNED
ON IN MY LIFE.
522
00:20:57,267 --> 00:20:58,832
[Plates smashing]
523
00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:00,098
HOLD ON,
TOOTS!
524
00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:01,665
I DON'T CARE
WHAT OUR
THERAPIST SAYS.
525
00:21:01,734 --> 00:21:03,432
I'M NOT GONNA
STAND BY AND
WATCH MY
526
00:21:03,501 --> 00:21:05,099
HUSBAND LOCK LIPS
WITH ANOTHER WOMAN!
527
00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:06,231
NOW, BEAT IT!
528
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:07,565
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM,
GRANDMA?
529
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:10,165
YOU ARE! AND I ONLY
SAW HEARTBREAKERS
ON A PLANE!
530
00:21:10,234 --> 00:21:11,698
UGH!
531
00:21:11,767 --> 00:21:14,265
AND THE FLIGHT
WAS DELAYED, SO THE
HEADPHONES WERE FREE!
532
00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:16,466
WOW! THAT WAS
PRETTY COOL, LOIS.
533
00:21:16,534 --> 00:21:17,532
[Sighs]
534
00:21:17,601 --> 00:21:18,899
GOSH! I GUESS I
FINALLY UNDERSTAND--
535
00:21:18,968 --> 00:21:20,065
ARGH!
536
00:21:20,734 --> 00:21:21,965
UGH!
537
00:21:22,034 --> 00:21:23,231
AH!
538
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:25,532
YEAH, YOU
BETTER RUN,
YOU LITTLE BITCH!
539
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:29,132
I GUESS I FINALLY
UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN
GET SO JEALOUS SOMETIMES.
540
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,332
OH, SEEING HER KISS
YOU LIKE THAT JUST
MADE ME CRAZY.
541
00:21:32,401 --> 00:21:35,732
WELL, I--I GUESS WE'RE JUST
GONNA HAVE TO LEARN TO
CONTROL OUR JEALOUSY,
542
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,798
TOGETHER.
543
00:21:36,868 --> 00:21:37,966
TOGETHER.
544
00:21:38,034 --> 00:21:39,466
MA'AM,
YOU DROPPED
YOUR NAPKIN.
545
00:21:39,534 --> 00:21:41,398
HERE'S YOUR
DRINK, SIR.
546
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:42,965
AH, WE'LL WORK
ON IT LATER.
547
00:21:43,034 --> 00:21:44,532
I LOVE YOU, LOIS.
548
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,499
I LOVE YOU,
TOO, PETER.
549
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:52,565
WHAT A COUPLE
OF FREAKS! GOD,
I NEED A DRINK!
550
00:21:52,634 --> 00:21:54,799
WAITER! MARTINI
AND A ROOFIE COLADA!
551
00:21:57,501 --> 00:21:59,098
♪[Theme music playing]