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♪ It seems today
that all you see ♪
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♪ is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ on which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man who
positively can do ♪
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♪ all the things
that make us ♪
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♪ laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's a family guy ♪♪
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I am so bored.
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Hey, dog, when you take
a break from re-applying
your lipstick,
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how about taking me
to the park?
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My lipstick? What?
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(CHUCKLING)
Oh.
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Oh, right, right.
Right, because of my penis.
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Yeah, that's--that's--
that's fantastic.
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Lois, Brian won't
take me to the park.
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Then he talked about
his ding-dong.
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Lois. Lois!
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Damn it, woman!
Pay attention to me!
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Ow! Stewie, that's
not nice.
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Don't grab Mommy's
pants like that.
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You could really hurt her.
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Yes. Yes,
I could, couldn't I?
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I could hurt Mommy.
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Shame on us, Rupert.
How dare we succumb to boredom
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while that wretched woman
continues to breathe?
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She must be destroyed.
With Lois out of the way,
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I could finally focus on
my life's ambition of taking
pictures of Madison County.
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(SIGHS)
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Let's go back
and take a bath.
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Yeah. How about you go back
and take a bath?
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Griffin, have you filed
those shipping reports yet?
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Angela, Angela, come here.
Check this out.
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Look at what
this chick is doing
to this polar bear.
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Wait, wait...
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Wait, wait, wait.
It's coming up.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(CHUCKLING)
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There you are, Opie.
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Congratulations.
You made Employee
of the Month again.
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(BABBLING NONSENSE)
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How come I'm never
Employee of the Month?
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Man, this is
the worst job I've had
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since I was the conductor
for the Sand People choir.
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And a one and a two.
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(ALL GIBBERING)
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No, no, no, no!
The altos were early.
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This is the worst
glee club I've ever...
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Come on. Where are you going?
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The benefit's tomorrow!
Relax.
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The Sand People frighten
easily but they'll be back.
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And in greater numbers.
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Well, that'll give us
a richer harmony.
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Oh, yeah.
No, it's gonna
sound fantastic.
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(WHIRRING)
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Help! Somebody!
I'm blacking out.
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(SHOUTING)
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Brian, help me.
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(PINGING)
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That jerk, Opie, got
Employee of the Month again.
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All because my boss hates me.
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Maybe you need
to brown-nose her
a little bit, Peter.
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Really? I thought you said
she was ugly.
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Oh, you mean kiss up to her.
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That's a great idea, Joe.
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And if that doesn't do it,
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you could always just
work hard and be polite.
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That's how I won friends
when I worked for E!
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Seabiscuit! Seabiscuit!
Would you mind talking to E!?
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I'm not Seabiscuit.
I'm Penelope Cruz.
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And you're just lovely.
Would you like a carrot?
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(MUNCHING)
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Good girl.
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Brown-nose, huh?
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All right. I'll do
something special for her.
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Surprise!
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Griffin, what the hell
are you doing at my house?
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Well, I asked around
the office and everybody said
you liked animals,
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so I organized
a surprise cockfight.
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Ta-da!
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(GASPING)
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Oh, boy.
Oh, boy. Oh, God.
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Well, looks like
they killed each other.
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That's probably
what all that racket was
about an hour ago.
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Um, well, I will
see you Monday.
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(GLASS SHATTERING)
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Oh, crap.
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Well, looks like
the good Lord just sent me
a conversation starter.
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Come here, Jesse.
Come get the ball.
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(BOTH GROANING)
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♪ Down by the shores
of the hanky-panky ♪
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♪ Where the bullfrogs leap
from bank to banky ♪♪
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(SLAPPING)
(EXCLAIMING)
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(CHUCKLING)
How unfortunate.
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Miss Hobson, Stewie's
really been acting out
a lot at home.
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And I was just wondering,
how's he been
behaving at school?
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Hmm. Mrs. Griffin, let me
show you some pictures
he drew in class.
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Notice anything unusual?
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I sure do.
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His father's not
in any of them.
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Exactly.
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Well, Peter's been
very preoccupied
with work lately.
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I guess Stewie's been
missing his father.
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Thank you for letting me know.
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(CROSSBOW FIRING)
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(GROANS)
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Damn! She moved.
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Well, I suppose
it's not the first time
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someone's made
a miscalculation.
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(ZOOMING)
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What happens to us
in the future, Doc?
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It's your kids, Marty.
Something's gotta be done
about your kids.
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What do you mean?
Your daughter marries
a black man.
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That's actually not
a big deal for me.
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Yeah, me neither.
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Well, it...
Well, it...
You... Really?
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Yeah. I mean,
what's wrong with that?
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No, no, nothing,
nothing.
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It's nothing, I guess.
I think it's great.
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Congratulations.
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I don't think I'm comfortable
around you anymore.
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Did you know peanut butter
was invented by a black man?
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Too late, Doc.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Hi, Herbert.
What brings you here?
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It seems your son's baseball
broke one of my windows
the other day.
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Oh, my God.
I am so sorry.
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Chris, this is gonna come out
of your allowance.
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Oh...
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Perhaps we could
work something out.
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I could use
a strapping young man
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to do some chores
around my house.
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That seems fair to me.
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Chris, you have damaged
this man's property.
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And until you pay off
the debt,
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you'll do whatever job
he wants you to do.
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And at the end of the day,
if you're exhausted
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and your face is
dripping wet,
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well, that just means
you did a good job.
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That sounds fine.
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I don't want to spend
my weekend doing chores.
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You know, Chris,
a little hard work
can do wonders.
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Just look at how
they built the pyramids.
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They say all peoples
must go through
some hard times.
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Well, we Jews are getting
ours out of the way early.
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From here on out,
it's gonna be nothing
but smooth sailing.
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I have an announcement
to make.
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Don't you do it.
Don't you lose a single pound.
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I don't care what
those Hollywood
image-makers say.
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Big women are sexy.
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I wanted to tell you
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that Opie will
not be receiving
Employee of the Month,
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because he's being promoted.
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Oh, yes!
That means
I'm Employee of the Month.
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No, you're not, Griffin.
I'm giving it to Soundwave.
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So, I can just put
my stuff anywhere?
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My wife, Denise.
We met in
a Christian chat room.
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Peter, we need
to talk about your son.
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The fat one
or the funny-looking one?
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Dad called you fat.
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Wait.
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Stewie's really been
acting out lately.
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And, I think it's 'cause
he's not spending
enough time with you.
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It's time that you take
an interest in your son.
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Starting today,
I want you to spend
more time with Stewie.
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Okay.
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You can make a box fort.
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See? Here's a box.
You can pretend it's a fort.
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Actually, that sounds
like fun. I want this.
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I'm king in here.
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Peter, maybe Stewie
would like to play fort, too.
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No!
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If you need me,
I'll be in space.
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Great idea bringing Stewie
to Fenway Park, Peter.
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Yeah. There's no better place
for a father and son
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to really get
to know each other
than a ballgame.
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Where is Stewie?
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(PANTING)
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(GASPING)
Is that a baby
in there?
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Oh, my God!
He's gonna miss the game.
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Hey, you guys.
You remember those
hot homeless twins
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who live under the overpass?
Well, last night I...
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Wait, wait, Quagmire.
Let me cover Stewie's ears.
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(INAUDIBLE)
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And this is the hand
that caused all the trouble.
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Got your nose,
little guy.
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(SCREAMING)
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Peter, did you take
Stewie to a strip club?
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He smells like
sweat and fear.
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Let me tell you,
Tuesday afternoon is
not exactly their A squad.
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I actually saw bullet wounds.
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You can't just take him places
you want to go. He's a baby.
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Look, Lois, I think
I know how to spend time
with my own kid, all right?
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The bond between
a father and son is sacred.
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I'm sorry, Jesus.
But my house, my rules.
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Up yours, Joseph.
You're not my real dad.
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(BEEPING)
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(RINGING)
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Hello?
Hey, Dad, it's me.
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Listen, things here
aren't working out anymore.
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And I was just...
I was wondering,
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can I come live
with you and Janet
for a while?
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Oh, wow, kiddo.
You know, I'd love that,
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but I don't know
if now is the best time.
Maybe next year, okay?
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I'll see you Friday night.
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Tell your mother
I sent the check.
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So, where were we?
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Right about here.
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Ah, come on, baby,
it's my birthday.
No.
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All I'm saying is
that you just need to
find an activity
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that you and Stewie can share.
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Peter, can you reach
that box of rice?
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(EXCLAIMING)
Oh, sorry, Lois.
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, that rice got you,
bitch.
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Hey, Stewie's laughing.
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Hey, you think that's funny?
Hey, you like that?
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Hey, Lois, you want
some beans with that rice?
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Ow!
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I misjudged you, fat man.
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Damn it. Peter,
what's wrong with you?
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Wait, wait, wait,
Lois, Lois, don't move.
Stewie's loving this.
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(SMASHING)
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See if she's got
any cash on her.
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(CHORTLING)
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Okay, Stewie,
get the camera ready.
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(SHOUTING)
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Peter, stop it!
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What the hell
are you doing?
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What do you think I'm doing?
I'm bonding with Stewie.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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There is nothing more precious
than a baby's laughter.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(BOTH LAUGHING
UNCONTROLLABLY)
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(SPLASHING)
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(CONTINUING
TO LAUGH
UNCONTROLLABLY)
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Jeez, I hope
she can get out.
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Oh, I'm sure
she'll be fine.
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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Well, hello there, young man.
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I was starting to think
you weren't coming.
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Sorry I'm late, Mr. Herbert.
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Well, I guess
I'll get started.
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You know, if you get
sweaty and want to take
your shirt off,
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that'd be just fine.
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Or tie it in a knot,
your choice.
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We now go live
to Ollie Williams
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in the Channel Five
traffic copter.
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What's the scene, Ollie?
Everybody looks like ants!
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Probably because
you're up so high.
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Coming up next,
an exclusive interview
with Andrew Shue.
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Hey, hey, Dad, Dad,
pull my finger.
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(FARTING)
Wait...
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Sounded like a peep toad.
But it's not summer.
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Hey, drippy. You're back.
What's for dinner?
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Peter, when I said
bond with Stewie,
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this is not
what I had in mind.
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I am furious with you!
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You can't talk
to him like that.
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(GRUNTING)
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Take that!
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Stewie, you're going
to your room.
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I think not,
Dad's got my back.
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Stewie, she looks mad.
You better go to your room.
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What's the matter
with you, fat man?
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Stop her.
Help me, you fool.
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You traitor.
I trusted you
but you're a wuss!
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Oh, don't feel bad, Peter.
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Hey, I know
what'll cheer you up.
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No, I don't think
I'm in the mood.
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Are you sure?
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♪ It's peanut butter
jelly time ♪
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♪ Peanut butter jelly time ♪
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♪ Peanut butter jelly time ♪
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♪ Where ya at? Where ya at? ♪
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♪ Where ya at? Where ya at? ♪
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♪ Now there you go,
there you go ♪
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♪ There you go,
there you go ♪
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♪ Peanut butter jelly ♪
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♪ Peanut butter jelly ♪
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♪ Peanut butter jelly ♪
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♪ Peanut butter jelly ♪
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Sorry, Brian.
It's just not doing it today.
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♪ Do the peanut butter jelly,
peanut butter jelly ♪
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♪ Peanut butter jelly
with a baseball bat ♪
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♪ Peanut butter jelly,
peanut butter jelly ♪
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♪ Peanut butter jelly
with a baseball bat ♪♪
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PETER: Hey, Stewie.
You got a minute
for your daddy?
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Get out of here,
you spineless oaf!
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Oh, and by the way,
I faked all those
bowel movements.
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Brian, I feel awful.
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Stewie and I were
getting along so good
and now he hates me.
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How do I get him
to like me again?
Well, that depends.
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Do you really want
my advice or are you just
asking random questions again?
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What's a hypotenuse?
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Stewie, I know you're
a little mad at me right now.
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But, when you see
where I'm taking you,
you're gonna change your mind.
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Yeah, right.
I'm gonna change my mind.
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We just sat on a plane
for three hours
to come to Florida,
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God's waiting room,
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for who knows what...
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Oh, Disney World!
Disney World! Disney World!
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I want to go to Disney World!
Disney World! Disney World!
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I'm still mad at you.
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Hey, check it out, Stewie.
Halle Berry's Wild Ride.
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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♪♪('80s POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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Wow! It looks like
Michael Jackson's
coming right at me.
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I say, we've been
puttering around
this fat farm for hours.
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I've had enough.
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Hey, Stewie,
they got... Stewie?
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Oh, my God, he's gone.
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Has anyone seen
my son? Hello?
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Hey, it's the crows
from Dumbo.
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Hey, you guys seen my son?
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Well, I done seen
about everything
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but I sure enough
ain't seen your boy,
no how!
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That's good old-fashioned
family racism.
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Well, well,
a lost child.
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Looks like we've got
a new recruit.
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(STEWIE EXCLAIMING)
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Now sing.
I shall do
no such thing.
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You must sing.
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If you don't,
they'll make you do
a Christmas movie
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with Tim Allen.
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♪ It's a tiny, tiny world ♪
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♪ It's a tiny, tiny world ♪♪
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Is Chris still doing chores
for that disgusting old man?
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Meg, that's not nice.
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Old people have
a lot to offer society.
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Just look at Kim Catrall.
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(MOANING)
Come and get it, big boy.
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(METALLIC CREAKING)
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Oh, damn.
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There we go.
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(SMASHING)
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♪♪(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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Thanks for buying
me dinner, Mr. Herbert.
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I wanted to thank you properly
for all your hard work.
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Souvenir photograph?
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Hell, yes.
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♪♪(SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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HERBERT:
♪ He rakes
and trims the grass ♪
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♪ He loves to mow and weed ♪
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♪ I cook like Betty Crocker ♪
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♪ And I look like Donna Reed ♪
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♪ There's plastic
on my furniture ♪
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♪ To keep it neat and clean ♪
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♪ In the Pine-Sol
scented air ♪
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♪ Somewhere that's green ♪
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♪ Between our frozen dinners ♪
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♪ And our bedtime, 9:15 ♪
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♪ We snuggle watching Lucy ♪
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♪ On a big, enormous ♪
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♪ 12-inch screen ♪
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♪ And I'm his ♪
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♪ December bride ♪
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♪ Chris Griffin,
he knows best ♪
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♪ The kids play Howdy Doody ♪
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♪ As the sun sets
in the west ♪
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♪ A picture out of ♪
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♪ Better Homes and Gardens ♪
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♪ magazine ♪
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♪ Someday I know ♪
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♪ We, too, will go ♪
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♪ Somewhere that's ♪
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♪ Green ♪♪
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Are you dead?
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♪ It's a tiny, tiny world ♪
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♪ It's a tiny, tiny world ♪
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♪ It's a tiny, tiny world ♪
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♪ It's a tiny, tiny world ♪♪
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I say, fat man.
Get me out of here.
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Oh, Stewie, there you are.
Thank God.
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Why are you dressed
like Rerun?
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(ALL CHEERING)
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You're free, children.
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Run back to
your individual countries
of origin.
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GUARD: Hey!
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Those multi-cultural
slave children belong to
the Disney Corporation.
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Get them, Achmed.
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00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:03,065
Hey, look over there.
There's a woman learning.
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Quick, in here.
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(RIPPING)
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(UNSHEATHING)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(PANTING)
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Looks like we're
in the clear.
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00:19:52,534 --> 00:19:53,699
Michael Eisner.
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Cover your heart.
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Kali Ma!
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Kali Ma!
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Kali Ma!
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You betrayed
the shareholders.
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00:20:04,234 --> 00:20:05,299
(GROANING)
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(SCREAMING)
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00:20:14,034 --> 00:20:15,198
You think he's dead?
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00:20:15,267 --> 00:20:17,165
No, no. He'll be back
on his feet in no time,
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00:20:17,234 --> 00:20:19,165
probably follow
in Jonathan Dolgen's
footsteps,
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00:20:19,233 --> 00:20:21,099
wind up with a pod deal
over at Touchstone.
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00:20:21,167 --> 00:20:22,565
You all right, Stewie?
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00:20:22,633 --> 00:20:24,098
(SIGHING)
You know what, fat man?
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00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:26,698
I'm not sure how to say this
without sounding cheesy,
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00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:30,331
but, uh, well, you really
came through for me today.
So I...
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00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:31,532
I...
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00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,298
Oh, what the hell.
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00:20:33,367 --> 00:20:35,398
Oh, I love you, too, buddy.
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00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:38,598
Come on, Stewie.
Let's go home.
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00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:42,198
Hmm, Florida. Just think,
somewhere in
this state right now,
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Jeb Bush is eating
a live puppy.
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Well, Jesse, I guess
we got to find some other way
to spend our evenings.
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MALE T.V. ANNOUNCER:
And now back to ESPN's
exclusive coverage
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of the Little League
World Series.
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Oh, jackpot!