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Step right up.
Step right up.
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You won't
believe your eyes.
3
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Step right up and see
the amazing half man,
half clam.
4
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What a rip-off.
It's just Kim Cattrall
sitting Indian style.
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Boy, they've got
some very unusual prizes
at the carnival this year.
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A winner!
Congratulations, son.
7
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You've won a genuine,
live homosexual.
8
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Where are we going?
Wait! Don't tell me!
9
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Oh, boy!
Mom, can I keep him?
10
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Well, it's a big
responsibility, Chris.
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That means
you'll have to clean up
after him and feed him.
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What do you eat?
Attention.
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I like your hair.
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Still hungry.
15
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You have a beautiful
speaking voice.
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I'm full.
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Let's see,
I guess 185 pounds.
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Wrong.
I'm 95% helium.
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Brian, look
what I won.
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Wow, what'd you
win that for?
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For having the best pig
in the competition.
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Wait, you bred a pig?
Sure did.
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Most genetically
perfect one
in the contest.
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Oink.
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Oh, my God!
26
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Yes. He's something,
isn't he?
27
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Are those fists?
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Damn right.
Show him, pig.
29
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How the hell
did you do this?
30
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I'll let you in on
a little secret, Brian.
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I didn't do it.
I got it from a farm.
32
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What the hell kind of farm
breeds pigs like this?
33
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Would you like to see it
for yourself, Brian?
34
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Yeah, I would.
Good.
35
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Because it's gonna
blow your mind
36
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like the stereopticon
did to Americans in 1910.
37
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Hey, I'm in
New York City!
No, I'm not.
38
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Yes, I am.
No, I'm not.
Yes, I am!
39
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What's going on here?
40
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(CLANKING)
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This is it, Brian.
What's that?
42
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It's how
I got the pig.
43
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You ever heard of the
Multiverse Theory, Brian?
44
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Of course I have,
but I'm wondering
if you have.
45
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Oh, my God!
So transparent.
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Well, the theory states
that there are an infinite
number of universes
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coexisting with
ours on parallel
dimensional planes.
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Dimensional planes, right.
49
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Oh, don't do that.
50
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Don't repeat
the last two words
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like you already
kind of knew what
I was talking about.
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You have no idea
what I'm talking about.
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Now, in each of these
alternate universes,
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the reality
is different
than our own.
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Sometimes only slightly,
sometimes quite radically.
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The point is
every possible
eventuality exists.
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And that's
where you got the pig,
in a parallel universe.
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Prepare yourself, Brian,
and I'll show you.
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(BEEPING)
60
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(WHIRRING)
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BRIAN: Where are we?
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STEWIE:
This is Quahog, Brian.
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Same year, same time.
64
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But in this universe,
Christianity never existed.
65
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Which means the Dark Ages
of scientific repression
never occurred
66
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and thus, humanity is
1,000 years more advanced.
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Ergo, muscular,
genetically perfect pigs.
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Hey, look.
There's Quagmire.
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Thanks, honey.
Say hi to your husband.
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(CHIMING)
71
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Well, I got AIDS again.
Better take my NyQuil Cold,
Flu and AIDS.
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All gone.
73
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What time do you
suppose it is, Brian?
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I don't know.
About 3:30.
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Watch the sidewalk.
76
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My God!
Is that Meg?
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36-D, Brian.
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And you know
what's amazing?
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In this universe,
she's still one
of the ugly ones.
80
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If you saw Lois,
your penis would shoot
right off your body.
81
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Come on.
I'll show you around.
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Hey, is there
a bathroom
around here?
83
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You need to go
pee or poop?
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Poop.
One poop removal.
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(POPPING)
86
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Wow, did I
just go poop?
87
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You sure did.
All digital.
88
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Where does it go?
89
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It gets beamed to
another dimension.
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Let me ask you this.
91
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What about all the
Renaissance art that
Christianity inspired?
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That was my
first question, too.
93
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Come on. Have a look
at the Sistine Chapel.
94
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Wow.
95
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Yep. With no Christianity
to inspire Michelangelo,
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they gave the job
to John Hinckley.
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All right.
You ready to
go home now?
98
00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:02,999
Are you kidding?
This is amazing.
99
00:05:03,068 --> 00:05:04,532
Can we see
more universes?
100
00:05:04,601 --> 00:05:07,299
Hmm. Well,
I haven't tried yet,
but I don't see why not.
101
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Whoa!
What's this place?
102
00:05:12,935 --> 00:05:14,398
Yeah. This universe
looks weird.
103
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Yeah, it's cheap
and somehow lazy.
104
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ROCK-PETER:
Yabba dabba...
105
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Rock-Peter?
106
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Yes, Rock-Lois?
107
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That was wonderful
rock-sex we had
last rock-night.
108
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Yes. I enjoyed
rocking you up
the rock last night.
109
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I know. I must've
had four rock-gasms.
110
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I'm glad you wore
that rock-ring.
111
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But we still always
use a rock-phylactic.
112
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I'm ribbeted
for your pleasure.
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Hey, Brian,
want to get the
rock out of here?
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Rock, yeah.
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Oh, this looks
like Spooner St.,
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only something's
not quite right.
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According to
the Multiverse Guide,
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this is a universe
where the United States
never dropped the atomic bomb
119
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on Hiroshima.
So the Japanese
just never quit.
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(ALL SPEAKING JAPANESE)
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(FARTING)
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(GIGGLING)
123
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Well, I think
I've seen enough.
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Let's get back
to our universe.
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All right.
Off we go.
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(SIGHING)
Home sweet home.
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HAPPY LOIS: Peter.
SAD LOIS: Peter.
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HAPPY PETER: What?
SAD PETER: What?
129
00:07:06,834 --> 00:07:08,532
HAPPY LOIS:
Can you take
out the trash?
130
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SAD LOIS: 'Cause it
stinks in the kitchen.
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Sure thing, Lois.
Delighted to.
132
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I get tired
when I stand.
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(GASPING)
134
00:07:16,534 --> 00:07:18,666
What the hell is this?
This isn't our universe.
135
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Apparently, this
is a universe where
everyone has two heads.
136
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One happy, one sad.
137
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Honey, have you
seen Stewie?
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I can't find him
anywhere.
139
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I sure have!
140
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He's over there
playing in the corner.
141
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I want you to know
I love you!
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I'm trying to get
excited about it.
143
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This is too freaky.
Why didn't that
thing take us home?
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I don't know!
I told you, it hasn't
been fully tested yet.
145
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Well, we can't stay here,
that's for sure.
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HAPPY REPORTER: And now
back to Channel Five News
at Six!
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SAD REPORTER: Quahog's
lowest-rated newscast.
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The president's dog
just had puppies!
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There was
a plane crash.
150
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Stewie, please
tell me you know
how to get us home.
151
00:07:59,234 --> 00:08:01,333
Of course I know
how to get us home!
152
00:08:04,001 --> 00:08:05,898
What the hell?
Stewie, what's
going on?
153
00:08:05,967 --> 00:08:07,898
From the look of it,
I'm guessing
this is Quahog
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00:08:07,967 --> 00:08:09,832
but during some
sort of ice age.
155
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Well, press the button!
Get us out of here!
156
00:08:12,501 --> 00:08:14,099
Uh-oh. I can't
reach the device.
157
00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:15,732
What? You're kidding!
158
00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:18,599
Yep, get comfortable.
I think we're gonna
be here for a while.
159
00:08:18,667 --> 00:08:20,866
Oh, look.
There's your poop
from the other universe.
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Stewie, you got to
get us out of here.
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If we stay in here
much longer,
162
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we're either gonna
freeze or starve.
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I know. But I can't
reach the device.
164
00:08:31,101 --> 00:08:32,333
You try.
You're closer to it.
165
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Besides, you're
stronger than I am.
166
00:08:34,968 --> 00:08:35,999
Hey, what was that?
167
00:08:36,068 --> 00:08:37,599
Well, you said I was
stronger than you.
168
00:08:37,668 --> 00:08:40,099
And that must have
made me happy, so my
tail started wagging.
169
00:08:40,168 --> 00:08:41,866
Looks like it carved
through the ice a bit.
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00:08:41,934 --> 00:08:43,199
Yeah, it did!
Keep going.
171
00:08:43,268 --> 00:08:45,899
Okay, let's see.
You want to go
for a walk?
172
00:08:45,968 --> 00:08:47,233
It's working.
Do more!
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00:08:47,301 --> 00:08:48,766
You want a treat?
You want a treat, boy?
174
00:08:48,835 --> 00:08:50,599
That's good! That's good!
But you really have one,
right?
175
00:08:50,668 --> 00:08:52,466
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And we're going
for that walk?
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00:08:52,534 --> 00:08:54,733
Oh, yeah, definitely.
And I'll give you a bath!
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00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:56,866
No, no, no!
Sorry, sorry.
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00:08:56,934 --> 00:08:58,532
I'll let you go for
a ride in the car!
179
00:08:58,601 --> 00:08:59,699
Oh, you better
not be lying!
180
00:08:59,768 --> 00:09:01,132
You want to sleep
in the bed with us?
181
00:09:01,201 --> 00:09:03,066
Yes! I never get to!
It must be a special
occasion.
182
00:09:03,135 --> 00:09:04,966
You got it!
You're through!
Yes. All right, what do I do?
183
00:09:05,035 --> 00:09:06,266
Just press
the red button.
184
00:09:06,335 --> 00:09:07,966
Okay, which one's red?
185
00:09:08,035 --> 00:09:09,666
Press the big button!
186
00:09:12,567 --> 00:09:13,932
This can't be it.
This doesn't look
familiar.
187
00:09:14,001 --> 00:09:15,065
You're right, Brian.
188
00:09:15,134 --> 00:09:16,599
Apparently,
this is a universe
189
00:09:16,668 --> 00:09:19,266
where everyone
has to take a poop
right just now.
190
00:09:19,334 --> 00:09:20,966
(ALL GROANING)
191
00:09:21,035 --> 00:09:22,832
Okay, Bill, you
got those numbers?
Yeah, yeah.
192
00:09:22,901 --> 00:09:24,033
Okay, just leave them
on my desk.
193
00:09:24,101 --> 00:09:25,400
Okay, that works
out fine for me.
194
00:09:25,467 --> 00:09:26,766
Where's your desk?
Doug knows
where my desk is.
195
00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,066
Craig, are you
good with this?
196
00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:30,199
Yeah, that should work out
pretty good for me, too.
197
00:09:34,801 --> 00:09:36,966
What the hell?
What's happened to us?
I don't know.
198
00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:40,299
But suddenly,
I feel all sweet
and warm and fuzzy.
199
00:09:40,367 --> 00:09:43,732
It seems we're in a universe
where everything is drawn
by Disney.
200
00:09:43,801 --> 00:09:45,199
Look, there's our house!
201
00:09:46,868 --> 00:09:48,899
(LAUGHING)
202
00:09:48,968 --> 00:09:50,899
Look how gaily we run!
203
00:09:55,834 --> 00:09:59,632
Oh, Stewie and Brian,
you're just in time
for pie.
204
00:09:59,701 --> 00:10:02,032
Did somebody say pie?
205
00:10:07,234 --> 00:10:10,666
♪ It's a wonderful day
for pie
206
00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:14,298
♪ You can ask all
the birds in the sky
207
00:10:14,367 --> 00:10:17,865
♪ And they'll
tell you real sweet
With a musical tweet
208
00:10:17,934 --> 00:10:21,665
♪ It's a wonderful day
for pie
209
00:10:21,734 --> 00:10:23,465
♪ For pie
♪ For pie
210
00:10:23,534 --> 00:10:25,265
♪ For pie
211
00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:26,999
♪ For pie
212
00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:28,865
♪ For pie ♪
213
00:10:28,934 --> 00:10:32,299
This is wonderful, Brian.
Oh, let's live in this
universe.
214
00:10:32,367 --> 00:10:34,299
Gosh, it's pretty
intoxicating, isn't it?
215
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:37,565
I want to hear
more music about pie.
216
00:10:37,634 --> 00:10:41,065
♪ It's a wonderful day
for pie
217
00:10:41,134 --> 00:10:44,632
♪ And it smells
a lot better than I
218
00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:46,532
♪ Everyone in the house
219
00:10:46,601 --> 00:10:48,532
♪ And this Adam West mouse
220
00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,366
♪ The bees making honey
221
00:10:50,434 --> 00:10:52,265
♪ This Tom Tucker bunny
222
00:10:52,334 --> 00:10:55,532
♪ We all sing with glee
'Cause we all agree
223
00:10:55,600 --> 00:11:01,365
♪ It's a wonderful,
wonderful day for pie ♪
224
00:11:05,434 --> 00:11:08,799
You want a nice,
shiny red apple
to put in that pie?
225
00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:10,332
ALL: No!
226
00:11:14,134 --> 00:11:16,032
Brian, we could
spend the rest
of our lives here!
227
00:11:16,101 --> 00:11:17,132
It's perfect!
228
00:11:17,201 --> 00:11:18,332
Sounds good to me.
229
00:11:18,401 --> 00:11:20,231
Doesn't seem to be
a thing wrong
with this place.
230
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,899
Hello, everybody!
231
00:11:21,968 --> 00:11:23,765
ALL: Jew!
232
00:11:24,801 --> 00:11:26,099
(SCREAMING)
233
00:11:26,734 --> 00:11:29,466
(PUNCHING)
234
00:11:29,534 --> 00:11:32,532
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
This is a Disney universe.
235
00:11:32,601 --> 00:11:34,732
Oh, but look how shiny
my buttons are here!
236
00:11:34,801 --> 00:11:37,066
Just push the...
Yeah, okay, okay.
I'll push the thing.
237
00:11:44,334 --> 00:11:45,499
Whoa! This is trippy.
238
00:11:45,567 --> 00:11:46,765
I should say so.
239
00:11:46,834 --> 00:11:48,665
We're in the
Robot Chicken
universe.
240
00:11:48,734 --> 00:11:50,666
Would you guys move?
You're blocking the TV!
241
00:11:50,734 --> 00:11:53,966
Look! G.I. Joe,
Transformers,
ThunderCats, He-Man!
242
00:11:54,035 --> 00:11:56,499
(CHEERING)
Those shows existed!
243
00:11:56,568 --> 00:11:58,965
How does it feel to be
on a major network
for 30 seconds?
244
00:11:59,034 --> 00:12:00,599
Fuck you!
Bye.
245
00:12:04,234 --> 00:12:05,999
My God! This place
looks terrible.
246
00:12:06,068 --> 00:12:08,399
It looks like Quahog
was vaporized
or something.
247
00:12:08,468 --> 00:12:09,899
It says that
in this universe,
248
00:12:09,968 --> 00:12:11,732
Frank Sinatra
was never born.
249
00:12:11,801 --> 00:12:14,465
And therefore, he was
unable to use his influence
to get Kennedy elected.
250
00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:16,598
So Nixon won
the 1960 election
251
00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:18,298
and totally botched
the Cuban missile crisis,
252
00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:19,799
causing World War III.
253
00:12:19,868 --> 00:12:22,233
Wow, so I guess
Lee Harvey Oswald
never shot Kennedy?
254
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:23,999
No. He shot
Mayor McCheese.
255
00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:25,431
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)
256
00:12:26,701 --> 00:12:27,698
(GUNSHOT)
257
00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:29,933
(SPECTATORS SCREAMING)
258
00:12:31,734 --> 00:12:33,165
That joke's not in
bad taste, right?
259
00:12:33,233 --> 00:12:34,966
Oh, who cares?
He's a cheeseburger.
260
00:12:38,267 --> 00:12:39,999
(GROANING)
Where are we?
I don't know.
261
00:12:40,068 --> 00:12:41,865
The device can't make
heads or tails of it.
262
00:12:41,934 --> 00:12:44,532
It's just some
sort of weird,
low-resolution,
263
00:12:44,601 --> 00:12:45,899
blocky universe.
264
00:12:45,968 --> 00:12:47,298
Lois, where is my supper?
265
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,432
Still in the oven!
266
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,099
Will I have it soon?
Quite soon!
267
00:12:50,167 --> 00:12:51,532
Thank you!
You're welcome!
268
00:12:51,601 --> 00:12:52,965
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
269
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:56,965
I'm frightened.
Let's go.
270
00:12:59,102 --> 00:13:00,565
Love it.
Hate it.
271
00:13:01,734 --> 00:13:03,332
Love it.
Hate it.
272
00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:08,299
Brian,
this feels weird.
273
00:13:08,368 --> 00:13:09,465
Hit the button!
274
00:13:11,634 --> 00:13:14,532
Oh, God, what is this?
I feel like I'm on acid
or something.
275
00:13:14,601 --> 00:13:16,799
According to
the Multiverse Guide,
this is a universe
276
00:13:16,867 --> 00:13:18,099
where everything
is depicted
277
00:13:18,168 --> 00:13:20,832
as a Washington Post
political cartoon.
278
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,532
Good Lord, I'm naked!
279
00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:25,565
And why am I holding
a dinner platter that
says "McCain-Feingold"?
280
00:13:25,634 --> 00:13:27,266
(LAUGHING)
281
00:13:27,334 --> 00:13:30,332
That's pretty good.
That's funny.
282
00:13:30,401 --> 00:13:31,565
You don't get it.
283
00:13:31,634 --> 00:13:33,766
No, no.
I totally get it.
284
00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:35,365
Oh, God!
Let's go, quick.
285
00:13:35,434 --> 00:13:37,065
Here comes
an overweight cat
286
00:13:37,134 --> 00:13:39,999
with dollar signs for eyes,
and a hat that says
"Social Security"
287
00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:42,465
pouring a bucket that says
"Alternative Minimum Tax"
288
00:13:42,534 --> 00:13:44,132
over a sad
Statue of Liberty
289
00:13:44,201 --> 00:13:45,532
holding
a "Democracy" umbrella.
290
00:13:45,601 --> 00:13:46,632
(LAUGHING)
291
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:50,199
Yes! That ought to
wake people up!
292
00:13:50,268 --> 00:13:52,065
Shut the fuck up.
293
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:56,966
Oh, my God!
Now we're nowhere!
294
00:13:57,035 --> 00:13:59,033
Not quite, Brian.
This is a universe.
295
00:13:59,101 --> 00:14:00,266
But its only inhabitant
296
00:14:00,334 --> 00:14:03,499
is one really far-away guy
who yells compliments.
297
00:14:03,567 --> 00:14:04,732
I like your shirt!
298
00:14:04,801 --> 00:14:06,632
Thank you!
This was nice.
299
00:14:10,234 --> 00:14:11,565
We did it!
We're back!
300
00:14:11,634 --> 00:14:15,099
No. This is the universe
of misleading portraiture.
301
00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:16,999
(GROANING)
302
00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:19,532
Oh, wait! It's not so bad.
There's the compliment guy.
303
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,132
Hello!
304
00:14:21,201 --> 00:14:23,966
Oh, they got
both of us!
305
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,298
We're finished.
We're never
gonna get home.
306
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,132
We're never gonna see
our Peter and Lois
307
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,365
or anyone else
we know ever again.
308
00:14:32,434 --> 00:14:33,532
You got
your pal Stewie.
309
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,965
Great.
310
00:14:35,034 --> 00:14:37,465
Oh, you could learn
something from
compliment guy.
311
00:14:37,534 --> 00:14:39,299
And, you know,
it's not as bad
as you think.
312
00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:41,298
I may have finally
figured this out.
313
00:14:41,367 --> 00:14:43,965
I just need to make
a few more calculations.
314
00:14:55,568 --> 00:14:56,565
(SNIFFING)
315
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:57,932
Whoa!
316
00:14:58,001 --> 00:15:01,132
Sorry about that.
Bad girl, Holly.
No jumpies!
317
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,132
Oh, it's...
It's quite all right.
318
00:15:04,634 --> 00:15:07,066
Wow, okay,
this is ridiculous.
319
00:15:07,134 --> 00:15:08,432
And you go here.
320
00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:10,032
You, you naughty
little wire,
321
00:15:10,101 --> 00:15:11,232
you're supposed
to be over here.
322
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,232
How did you
get over there?
323
00:15:13,301 --> 00:15:14,598
Oh, yeah.
324
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:17,033
Come on, Holly. Let's go.
This guy's a freak.
325
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,431
And that should do it.
Now let's go home.
326
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,832
Hey! What the hell
are you doing?
327
00:15:22,901 --> 00:15:24,532
I just don't think
we should be too hasty.
328
00:15:24,601 --> 00:15:26,432
I mean, we have
a unique opportunity
329
00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:28,566
to study alternate
universes in depth.
330
00:15:28,634 --> 00:15:30,399
Brian, give me
the damn device!
331
00:15:30,467 --> 00:15:31,532
Give it!
No!
332
00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:32,799
Give it!
Knock it off! No!
Stop! Stop it!
333
00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:34,465
Come on, give it!
Come on!
334
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,365
Come on!
335
00:15:36,433 --> 00:15:39,198
What the hell, man?
What the hell?
Look what you did!
336
00:15:39,267 --> 00:15:40,699
You better put that
thing on a leash, sir,
337
00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:43,932
or I'm gonna have
to fine you.
338
00:15:44,001 --> 00:15:48,099
Take your
stinking paws off me,
you damn dirty dog!
339
00:15:52,267 --> 00:15:54,365
What the hell were
you thinking, Brian?
340
00:15:54,434 --> 00:15:55,898
We're never gonna
get home now!
341
00:15:55,967 --> 00:15:57,765
Why the hell
would you break
the damn device?
342
00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:59,432
Look, it was
an accident,
all right?
343
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,798
And besides,
look at this place.
344
00:16:01,867 --> 00:16:03,699
It's a world
run by dogs.
345
00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:06,199
I mean, I kind of
want to explore
this universe.
346
00:16:06,267 --> 00:16:08,866
Oh, you like
role reversal? Okay.
347
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,399
Wait. What
are you doing?
348
00:16:10,468 --> 00:16:11,499
(EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)
Come on!
349
00:16:12,401 --> 00:16:14,766
Pick up my poop!
Pick up my poop!
350
00:16:14,835 --> 00:16:16,265
I'm not picking up
your poop!
351
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:17,766
Hey, you!
Pick up that poop.
352
00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:20,565
You heard him, Brian.
Pick up my poop.
353
00:16:22,434 --> 00:16:24,432
Go on.
Pick it up. Do it.
Pick up my poop!
354
00:16:24,501 --> 00:16:25,865
I need a plastic bag.
355
00:16:25,935 --> 00:16:27,366
Here's a thin napkin.
356
00:16:30,868 --> 00:16:34,033
Okay, I'm a new neighbor
and you're my pet human,
Hotchkiss. Got it?
357
00:16:34,101 --> 00:16:37,133
I'm not so crazy
about Hotchkiss
anymore.
358
00:16:37,201 --> 00:16:38,765
What do you mean?
You came up
with Hotchkiss.
359
00:16:38,834 --> 00:16:44,066
I know, but how about
Axel, or Maximillian,
or Dex, you know?
360
00:16:44,135 --> 00:16:45,432
It's got to have
an "X" in it
361
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,432
because that means
I have cool parents
362
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,266
who take me on
expensive ski trips
on spring break,
363
00:16:50,335 --> 00:16:53,899
and I get to drink wine
with dinner even though
I'm only 14 and...
364
00:16:53,968 --> 00:16:55,066
(DOORBELL RINGING)
365
00:16:55,134 --> 00:16:56,866
Oh, my God!
I know that sound!
366
00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:58,765
It means there's a potential
intruder at the front door
or one of my pals!
367
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:00,732
Either way,
I'm really excited
and ready for anything!
368
00:17:00,801 --> 00:17:02,866
Hello!
369
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:04,599
Hello. My name
is Blake Carrington.
370
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:05,732
Oh!
371
00:17:05,801 --> 00:17:06,966
And this is
my human, Gabe.
372
00:17:07,034 --> 00:17:08,466
Oh, no. What?
373
00:17:08,534 --> 00:17:09,999
We just moved in
down the street
374
00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:11,999
and thought we'd
stop in and say hi
to our new neighbors.
375
00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:15,032
Well, great to meet you.
Come on in. I'm Peter.
376
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,766
This is my family.
My wife, Lois.
377
00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:19,232
My son, Chris.
378
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:22,133
Chris, stop licking
yourself and come up
and say hi!
379
00:17:22,202 --> 00:17:26,366
My daughter, Meg.
Our puppy, Stewie.
380
00:17:26,434 --> 00:17:28,032
And this is
our human, Brian.
381
00:17:28,101 --> 00:17:29,899
Nice to meet you.
382
00:17:29,968 --> 00:17:33,099
Say hi to human Brian,
Blake, says Gabe.
383
00:17:33,168 --> 00:17:34,265
Hi.
384
00:17:34,334 --> 00:17:36,499
Mommy, I want to play
with the new human!
385
00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:38,231
Only if it's okay
with Blake.
386
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:39,732
Yeah, sure.
It's fine.
387
00:17:39,801 --> 00:17:41,398
Gabe is great
with puppies.
388
00:17:41,467 --> 00:17:45,198
I swear to God,
I hope the next universe
we go to is all Koreans.
389
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,498
I know
who you are, Stewie.
390
00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:51,766
I beg your pardon?
391
00:17:51,835 --> 00:17:53,966
I've perfected
multiverse travel
as well.
392
00:17:54,035 --> 00:17:57,532
In fact, I've figured out
how to navigate with
absolute precision.
393
00:17:57,601 --> 00:17:59,100
Really? I haven't.
394
00:17:59,168 --> 00:18:01,733
We've been jumping
randomly from one
universe to the next.
395
00:18:01,801 --> 00:18:03,799
Did you have
the "shuffle"
button on?
396
00:18:03,867 --> 00:18:05,299
Oh, my God!
397
00:18:05,367 --> 00:18:06,399
There you go.
398
00:18:06,467 --> 00:18:07,766
That's why
that little symbol
399
00:18:07,834 --> 00:18:10,032
with the two crossed arrows
is up there in the corner.
400
00:18:10,101 --> 00:18:12,199
There's your problem.
Oh, my God! I feel silly.
401
00:18:12,268 --> 00:18:13,732
But I can't do
anything about it.
402
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,332
My device has
been destroyed.
403
00:18:15,401 --> 00:18:17,532
Well, I've got one of
my own. I can use it
to send you back.
404
00:18:17,601 --> 00:18:18,865
Hold on, I'll get it.
405
00:18:18,934 --> 00:18:19,999
(DOORBELL RINGING)
406
00:18:20,068 --> 00:18:21,866
Oh, my God!
Who is it?
I got it!
407
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,300
Morning, Peter.
Hey, Joe.
408
00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:25,099
Bonnie and I are
having company tonight.
409
00:18:25,168 --> 00:18:27,266
Wondering if I could
borrow some wet food.
410
00:18:27,335 --> 00:18:29,065
Yeah, sure thing.
That's Joe.
411
00:18:29,134 --> 00:18:30,898
He's our local
human catcher.
412
00:18:30,967 --> 00:18:35,799
So, don't misbehave
or the human catcher
will come after you, Gabe.
413
00:18:35,868 --> 00:18:37,432
My name's not Gabe!
414
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,432
(SCREAMING)
415
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,565
You're in big trouble,
you little crap!
416
00:18:41,634 --> 00:18:43,599
You shouldn't
have done that,
little fellow.
417
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,999
You just earned yourself
a trip to the pound!
418
00:18:48,768 --> 00:18:49,832
Who the hell
do you think
you are?
419
00:18:49,901 --> 00:18:52,198
Brian! Brian,
do something.
420
00:18:52,267 --> 00:18:53,331
Look, I'm sorry
about this.
421
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,131
Let me just pay
the fine or whatever
422
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,599
and I'll make sure
this doesn't happen
again.
423
00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:57,899
You can pick him up
tomorrow.
424
00:18:57,967 --> 00:18:59,099
Oh, okay.
425
00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:00,932
Just bring
a trash bag.
426
00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:03,166
What did he
mean by that?
427
00:19:03,235 --> 00:19:05,866
Any human that bites
a dog gets euthanized.
You know that.
428
00:19:05,934 --> 00:19:07,899
No. He doesn't.
He's from
another universe
429
00:19:07,968 --> 00:19:09,833
where dogs are
subservient to humans.
430
00:19:09,901 --> 00:19:11,599
Oh, you mean like
that time we...
Yeah.
431
00:19:11,668 --> 00:19:13,233
When we bounced
around between...
Yeah.
432
00:19:13,301 --> 00:19:14,966
And you couldn't
figure out how to...
Yes!
433
00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:16,899
They're gonna kill him!
We got to get him
out of there!
434
00:19:16,968 --> 00:19:18,266
It's a tough
world here.
435
00:19:18,335 --> 00:19:20,232
You hear about it
every night
on the dog news.
436
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:22,832
Coming up. That bush
in the park is my bush!
437
00:19:22,901 --> 00:19:24,365
It's my bush!
438
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:29,799
(SNORING)
439
00:19:34,401 --> 00:19:36,132
Look, there he is!
440
00:19:37,835 --> 00:19:39,732
Oh, thank God,
I'm saved!
441
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:44,565
Come on.
Let's get out of here.
442
00:19:44,634 --> 00:19:46,232
All right. The two of
you stand over there
443
00:19:46,301 --> 00:19:49,532
and I'll send you
back where you belong.
444
00:19:49,601 --> 00:19:53,799
Gosh, Brian! I sure
hope this next leap
will be the leap home.
445
00:19:53,867 --> 00:19:56,198
Wait! Take me with you.
446
00:19:56,267 --> 00:19:58,399
What do you mean?
You can't go back
to our universe.
447
00:19:58,467 --> 00:20:01,732
Come on, a place where
humans are in charge?
I can't pass that up.
448
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,999
Hey! Get away from there!
449
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:11,499
(GRUNTING)
450
00:20:27,901 --> 00:20:29,465
Well, this
looks like home.
451
00:20:29,534 --> 00:20:31,065
Is there any way
we can be sure?
452
00:20:31,134 --> 00:20:32,331
Hmm.
453
00:20:34,201 --> 00:20:36,699
Mom, have you seen
my Trapper Keeper?
454
00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:37,932
(FARTING)
455
00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:39,665
(PETER LAUGHING)
456
00:20:39,734 --> 00:20:41,465
BOTH: Yeah, we're home!
457
00:20:41,534 --> 00:20:43,632
(LAUGHING)
458
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,266
Well, now what do
we do about this guy?
459
00:20:45,335 --> 00:20:47,466
We got two Brians
in our universe now.
460
00:20:47,534 --> 00:20:49,866
Don't worry.
I don't plan to
stay in Quahog.
461
00:20:49,935 --> 00:20:53,298
I'm gonna go out into
the world and see what
I can make of myself.
462
00:20:53,367 --> 00:20:55,066
I can be
somebody here.
463
00:20:55,134 --> 00:20:58,565
And it should be easy
for you because, I mean,
what luck, you're white!
464
00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:00,632
You have no idea
how big that is here.
465
00:21:04,168 --> 00:21:06,399
Goodbye, Stewie.
Goodbye, Brian.
466
00:21:06,467 --> 00:21:08,899
Maybe our paths will
cross again someday.
467
00:21:12,268 --> 00:21:14,132
(SIGHING)
Look at him go.
468
00:21:14,201 --> 00:21:16,666
Free in a world of his own
kind where he can finally
reach the full potential...
469
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:17,766
(TIRES SQUEALING)
470
00:21:17,835 --> 00:21:19,966
Oh, my God!
He got hit by a car!
471
00:21:56,668 --> 00:21:57,666
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